Entertainment: Top Agents

"One more beer fish is missing."Teacher He said there is still one beer fish left.

"A fish weighing about three pounds."Huang Lei said that it would be enough if it weighs about three kilograms.

"In this case, the fish and the beer of the beer fish are all counted."

"Can I give you 50 yuan?"The director asked if he believed it.

"Haha~ You are so funny. Grass carp only costs five or six yuan a pound, okay?"

"I think it costs you six yuan a pound. If we want a five-pound pair, it only costs 30 yuan."

"A bottle of beer costs 4 yuan, two bottles only cost 8 yuan"

"The main ingredient of beer fish only costs 38 yuan, and you want us to pick 500 kilograms of dragon fruit."

"Although I said that I would let you cheat the Mushroom House family more, I didn't let you cheat like this."

Everyone next to them burst out laughing.

It was okay if Liang Lin didn't say anything. But when he said so, everyone laughed even more happily.

"You, the producer, asked the director to trick us, but now it's okay, even you got involved."

Huang Lei laughed and complained about Liang Lin.

"No, I’m not going to trick you, we haven’t even watched the show anymore, right?"He also admitted this

"Then boss, if we help you buy it, we can't do it without some legwork fees, right?"

"Beer fish costs 50 yuan, it’s up to you whether you want it or not."Director, this is a broken jar."

"Okay, 500 is 500 pounds."Liang Lin was also helpless and could only do this.

"Is beer-battered fish more expensive than braised pork? The pork belly is 350 kilograms, and the beer fish is 500 kilograms."

Yang Chaoyue thought this was a bit too expensive.

When the director heard it, he thought so. Why is the beer fish more expensive than the braised pork?

The director was a little embarrassed, and then said:"But the braised pork is only two pounds, you guys The Beer Fish weighs another 5 pounds. This must be different."

"Well, let's do this. You bring us a three-pound fish and two bottles of beer."

"According to the price of 6 yuan per pound of fish, 3 pounds is 18 yuan, and two bottles of beer cost 8 yuan, which is 26 yuan.."

"Let's just do this, 500 is 500 pounds, but for the remaining 24 dollars, your program team will give us six more bottles of beer, and three pounds of fish and eight bottles of beer."Huang Lei bargained with the director like this.

Calculating, according to the price of 4 yuan for a bottle of beer, 8 bottles are 32 yuan.

Plus 18 yuan for 3 kilograms of fish, so it is exactly 50 yuan, which is 500 kilograms.

"also."The director thinks this is okay, so he will give him a few more bottles of beer.

After the plan was made, Teacher He did the calculations:"The pork belly will cost 350 kilograms, the beer fish will cost 500 kilograms, and the lemon duck will cost 1,800 kilograms. This is 2650. That’s a pound of dragon fruit"

"More than a ton."Yang Mi added with a smile, this is more than a ton.

When he heard that he wanted to pick more than a ton of dragon fruit, Liang Lin immediately decided:"I will touch the snails, you can go and pick them."

"……"At this time, sisters Yang Mi and Yang Chaoyue both looked at him.

As if doubting their own ears, what did they hear?

Including Peng Yuchang and Zhang Yixing, they all looked at Liang Lin with smiles.

"What to see? Not convinced? If you're not convinced, go and touch the snails. I'll go pick the dragon fruit."

"As long as you are not afraid of snakes, you can go touch the snails and I will pick the dragon fruit."

Liang Lin, who had his hands behind his back, deliberately said that the snake came out to scare people, which also made everyone shrink back.

"No, no, no, I'm going to pick dragon fruit haha~" Peng Yuchang was frightened and said that he would not touch the snails.

"Yes, I will go pick dragon fruit too."Zhang Yixing, who was afraid of snakes, had no choice but to compromise in the end.

Yang Mi and Yang Chaoyue, who had wanted to say something, did not dare to speak now.

It was not that Liang Lin wanted to do an easy job. The key was to leave it to them. They didn't dare.

Since they were going to a pond or riverside, there was indeed a chance of encountering a snake.

Now that I think about it, it seems that it would be easier to pick dragon fruit.

"2,600 pounds, what a guy."As soon as they heard this, Huang Lei and the others felt a headache.

"Who told you to be so mean-spirited that you have to say that this duck meat is worth 30 yuan a pound?"

Teacher He's complaints also made Huang Lei helpless:"This nonsense"

"Go ahead and pick it, just pick it, it’s good"

"Compared with picking lychees, picking dragon fruit is much easier."

"Think about it, if the dragon fruit is small, it weighs half a catty, and if it is big, it weighs one catty."

"If calculated according to 5 taels apiece, 2,650 kilograms is actually equivalent to 5,300 kilos."

"If the six of you go, each of you will get less than 900, very quickly."

Liang Lin, who has had this experience, said that he understands it very well.

But in fact, even if this is the case, the dragon fruit that one person can pick in a day is basically about four to five hundred kilograms. This is what he used to do.

"Should I go too?"Huang Lei asked himself if he wanted to go too.

"Go, come to my hometown to do the fruit farming chapter of"Longing for Life""

"Don’t you want to experience the hard work of fruit farmers?"

"Let you feel how hard it is for our fruit farmers to pick fruits, so that when you eat the fruits in the future, you will understand how hard it is just to pick the fruits."

"I had to help pick fruits when I was in elementary school. Go and experience what the richest man in the country did when he was a child. Maybe you can become the richest man in the future too?"

Liang Lin's joke made them all laugh.

Liang Lin was the only one who dared to say this, otherwise if it had been anyone else, he would have been criticized.

And Liang Lin is indeed the richest man in Zhongguo. I did do this when I was a kid.

"Then change your clothes and go."Since this is the case, Yang Chaoyue thought that she should give it a try. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"I have to change my pants, otherwise I feel like there will be mosquitoes or bugs when I pick dragon fruits."

Yang Mi said she wanted to change into a pair of trousers, and Yang Chaoyue thought the same.

Soon, they were all ready, including gloves and other things.

As for Liang Lin, he is here by himself, and Take off your shoes and change into a pair of slippers.

After they all set off to pick dragon fruits, Liang Lin also went to touch the snails.

After the six of them arrived at the dragon fruit base, the director here was also waiting.

"Jiu Bo."After seeing the director, Yang Mi took the initiative to say hello.

"Ha, you still recognize me."The director smiled and said

"Remember."Yang Mi and Liang Lin came back twice before to pay homage to their ancestors and clean their graves, so she knew a few of her husband's elders, but they all tolerated what her husband said and were very good to their family.

Liang Lin said just now , there are people with bad connections in the village, and of course there are also people with good connections.

"Did Xiaojiu ask you to pick dragon fruit?"Jiu Bo asked Yang Mi with a smile.

"Yes, Uncle Jiu, did my husband often pick fruits when he was a child?"Yang Mi learned about this matter from her boyfriend's elders and asked these questions.

"Yes, I have to cry while picking them."Jiu Bo laughed and revealed that his nephew、

"ah? Haha~ It makes you cry when you pick it?"Even Yang Chaoyue is particularly interested.

"No, children in our village have to go out to help pick fruits when they are seven or eight years old. Everyone comes here like this, and they all cry because of picking fruits."

"Not to mention Xiao Jiu, even when I was a child, I had to help pick fruits, and I cried while picking them."

"In our village, two or even three generations of a family grow and pick fruits."

"So when we were young, which one of us didn’t cry because we picked fruits every day?"

"Students from other villages, they just play and make trouble during the holidays"

"During our winter vacation, we would either pick tangerines, tangerines, oranges, grapefruits, or chop sugar cane."

"We are on summer vacation. At the beginning of summer vacation, we have to pick lychees, and then we have to cut rice and so on. Otherwise, in August, we have to pick longans."

"Every year when the children in our village pick lychees and longans, bugs urinate on their bodies, and then their skin is corroded, which is very painful and uncomfortable, so every child cries."

"But no matter how much I cry, I still have to continue wiping my tears."

Jiu Bo told everyone that this is how Liang Lin came to be when he was a child.

After Yang Mi knew about it, she also understood that her husband had worked so hard when he was a child.

Compared with him, she was really too happy.

"Uncle, please teach us how to pick this dragon fruit."

"Otherwise, the harvest will not be done well, which will affect the appearance and price."Teacher He asked Uncle Jiu to teach them.

Uncle Jiu was also happy to teach them. This was nothing.

It was just that everyone took a pair of scissors specially used for picking fruits.[]

Uncle Jiu told them how to pick the fruit, which was wrong.

Yang Mi and others all learned very seriously and then started doing it themselves.

But after doing it, I realized that this is really not easy to do.

And this is the easiest dragon fruit to pick. If it is picking longan, lychee, etc., it will be even more difficult.

Even picking dragon fruit, they find it so hard and difficult.

Not to mention the hard work of picking longans and lychees, and there are also (very expensive) insects.

There are no bugs in the dragon fruit tree, which is very good for the girls.

"Be careful, don't lose them one by one, otherwise some will be smashed, which will also affect the appearance."

Uncle Jiu also picked fruits together, and he didn't forget to remind him.

When Yang Mi and Yang Chaoyue were picking, they would also chat with this uncle about Liang Lin's childhood.

"Uncle, was Liang Lin skinny when he was a child?"Yang Mi is quite curious.

"You want to say that he is skinny? He has been bitten by snakes and dogs several times."

"Call him naughty, he is the most filial among the children of his age and helps the family the most with farm work."

Uncle's revelation shocked both Yang Mi and Yang Chaoyue:"How many times have you been bitten by snakes and dogs?"

"Yes, I was bitten twice by venomous snakes, three times or four times by non-venomous snakes."

"He has also been bitten by dogs twice. This child is really in danger."

"Fortunately, there are adults around when you are bitten by a poisonous snake, otherwise it would be really dangerous."

"And other people are afraid of well ropes once they are bitten by a snake for ten years, but he is better, the more he is bitten, the less afraid of snakes he is."

"An eight or nine-year-old kid dares to catch venomous snakes during summer vacation, and then sells them in exchange for money to buy meat for his grandparents. Do you think this kid is skinny?"What Uncle Jiu said made Yang Mi extremely scared.

After knowing this, the audience watching the show were so scared that they swallowed their saliva.