Chapter 63: I’m Sullen, You Flirt with Sisters at the Award Ceremony?.
As the saying goes: When a woman wants to pick a prick, you are full of problems.
It’s just a matter of dividing melon seeds, dividing too little, and you can still get to the question of whether you are worthy of it?? Yu Fei really didn’t expect this!
Tang Yan this question.
I really asked him for a while! And, just when Yu Fei’s brain was sweating and he didn’t know how to answer, on his right hand, another leisurely voice sounded: “Teacher Yu Fei, I just clicked, and the melon seeds in my hand are 30.” ”
“What does that mean?”
“Are you hinting that I’m running three?”
“The first time we met, you disliked me for being old?”
Gao Yuanyuan’s voice seemed to be laughing, like a magic sound, floating in Yu Fei’s ears. 30 melon seeds… Hinting that you’re running three?
Am I special…. I really didn’t think so! Yu Fei’s braincase exploded.
Divide the melon and divide yourself, divide more, can still be related to the problem of age discrimination? Is this a brain circuit that humans can have?
Yu Fei’s expression froze.
Deep down, I couldn’t help but start self-doubting.
Why did I pull out these two handfuls of melon seeds in the first place?
I can obviously be silent all the time, why do I suddenly have to suck melon seeds? Yu Fei, why are you eating melon seeds!??
Yes!? Why!? Yu Feiren was stupid. And beside him, after Gao Yuanyuan saw Yu Fei’s stubborn expression, a smug smile appeared at the corner of her mouth! Finally saw that this scumbag had nothing to say.
This made Gao Yuanyuan feel comfortable. However, soon, when she saw Tang Yan on Yu Fei’s left, she also squinted and showed a smiling expression, she was in an unhappy mood.
She couldn’t help but think of what Tang Yan had called her just now. Sister Yuanyuan?
Why do you call me sister? Is it to imply that I am old? Who is your sister?
We know: Just as big! Stinky woman! Scheming!
Want to rob a man by this means? Hum!
The old lady will not admit defeat!
Women are creatures who pay attention to details. This is not only true for men, but also for fellow human beings.
They can be very sensitive when they perceive derogatory suggestive words from people of the same sex.
Sometimes men don’t even notice it, but women’s wars are already being fought behind the scenes! At this moment, Gao Yuanyuan was 100% sure in her heart: Yu Fei and Tang Yan definitely had a leg!
Because Tang Yan, this woman, is provoking!..
On the other end, Tang Yan also noticed the unkindness in Gao Yuanyuan’s eyes. now
Tang Yan was also 100% sure in his heart: Yu Fei and Gao Yuanyuan definitely had a leg! Because Gao Yuanyuan, this woman is provoking! And, just when Tang Yan and Gao Yuanyuan secretly competed with the fire,
Sitting behind Tang Yan, Reba, who was just about to sip melon seeds beautifully, felt the momentum of Tang Yan and Gao Yuanyuan’s needle on Mai Mang, and the person was directly stupid!
What the heck?
Is the difference between melon seeds discrimination and unworthy of eating?
Is it a hint of age?
It’s just a melon seed, so much attention?
Then I… Do I have to be particular about it too?
Reba subconsciously put down the melon seeds that were in her mouth, and after pondering for three seconds, she lowered her head and frowned and counted the number of melon seeds.
One.. Two… Three.. Four…
Thirty-nine: Forty….
Forty in total!
The most distribution is currently the whole site!
This.. What should I say about this?
What does Yu Fei mean to give me 40?
Reba’s head went down.
She pondered for several seconds, still unable to figure out the deep meaning behind it.
So she decided to ask someone smarter.
I saw that she quietly attached herself to Yang Mi’s ear and asked in a low voice,
“Sister Mi, Yu Fei gave me 40 melon seeds, how can this be understood?”
“What’s so hard about that?”
Yang Mi naturally also paid attention to the dynamics in the front row, so he directly understood the deep meaning of Reba, and replied without thinking,
“As the old saying goes, thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger. Yu Fei gave you forty, which means that you are a tigress. ”
Reba:???
Are you sure that means? Sister Mi!
How do I feel like you’re fooling me!?
Reba was shocked.
Yang Mi’s explanation is simply heart-wrenching!
“Sister Mi, how many do you have?”
“I…”
Yang Mi looked down, looked at the melon seeds in his hand with less than 10, and blushed a little for a while,
“Less than 100.”
She said calmly.
“You bluff me less! Sister Mi! I saw them all, you only have 7 in your hand! ”
Reba had an expression of “I saw it all, don’t hide”, and said pointingly,
“It’s all green tea flavored!”
“Teacher Yu Fei wants to say that you are a green tea woman and are not worthy of eating his melon seeds.”
Yang Mi:???
Find a fight!
Stinky Niko!
Yang Mi blushed shyly, and pinched a handful of itchy flesh around Reba’s waist with his backhand.
This large-scale movement made Reba laugh tremble for a while.
And the two women’s overly presumptuous behavior, soon,
It also caused Yu Fei and the three people in the front row to temporarily put down the cold field and turn their heads to look over.
Reba: Yang Mi: “Ahem…”
“It’s okay, the melon seed choked on my throat..”
The two women pretended to cough to divert attention, pretending to be calm.
The eyes of the three people in the front row scanned the two suspiciously, and then turned back again.
Halftime ends.
Tang Yan saw that Yu Fei had not spoken, and launched an offensive again: “Teacher Yu Fei, what do you say?” People and girls are begging you so much, aren’t you going to give me some melon seeds? ”
“I…”
Yu Fei listened to Tang Yan’s soft and sticky voice, and subconsciously put his hand in his pocket to find the melon seeds.
No way, now the situation is unfavorable,
The advantage is on the enemy side, and Yu Fei does not have the courage to directly fight the two ex-girlfriends.
Otherwise, you may play with fire and set yourself on fire!
“Miss Tang said and smiled, these melon seeds are all yours.”
Yu Fei took out all the last handful of melon seeds in his pocket and handed them to Tang Yan’s palm.
“Thank you, Teacher Yu Fei.”
Tang Yan took it with a smile.
Didn’t embarrass him.
Smart women know how to stop in moderation.
Tang Yan just wanted to prove that Yu Fei gave himself the most melon seeds.
At the moment she got it, happily humming an unknown ditty, and Meizhi sighed. And seeing that Tang Yan was not making a fuss unreasonably, Yu Fei breathed a long sigh of relief in his heart. Anyway,
Get one first.
This made him feel a lot more relaxed for a while. But, soon,
His mood was closed again.
Because in his right ear, a grudge sounded,
“Teacher Yu Fei, you gave Miss Tang twice and only gave it to me once, do you think I am not worthy of your melon seeds?”
Here it comes!
It’s Gao Yuanyuan!
She came with a move to transpose and directly copied and pasted Tang Yan’s question!
“Give it to me only once, do you think I don’t deserve to eat your melon seeds?”
When Yu Fei heard this familiar question, he instantly felt a buzz in his brain! No…
Isn’t 30 melon seeds enough to knock? Yu Fei silently complained in his heart.
But he didn’t dare to speak out from the bottom of his heart. However, what made him want to cry without tears was that he put his hands in his pockets and could not feel a melon seed: No way, the melon seeds have been distributed just now. Where to find melon seeds to give Gao Yuanyuan points now?
[Which is this ex-girlfriend, these are two powder kegs!?] 】
Yu Fei felt bitter in his heart.
Just as his brain was spinning rapidly, thinking of a solution, Reba’s voice came behind him,
“Sister Yuanyuan is right! Teacher Yu Fei will, you are biased! Why did you give Miss Tang Yan two points and only give us once? ”
“Nope! I want it twice, too! ”
“My mouth is big, and a handful of melon seeds is not enough to knock!”
Reba crossed her waist, with an expression of getting cheap and selling well.
“You stinky nizi, don’t make a fuss! You look down and count your melon seeds the most! You want yarn!? ”
Yu Fei couldn’t bear it anymore.
The turn is an output.
I don’t dare to mess with my ex-girlfriend, and I don’t dare to scare you? Yu Fei looked at Reba defiantly, and a mouth cannon came.
“Oh… It turns out that I have the most melon seeds… That’s okay. ”
Reba stuck out her tongue, had a harmless expression on her face, and stopped talking. Her interjection seems to be just an episode.
Yu Fei didn’t pay attention to it either.
But when it falls into the ears of the other three women, the effect is completely different!
Yang Mi’s temper came up directly: “Teacher Yu Fei, why is Reba the most and I the least?” Or is it all green tea flavored? ”
Gao Yuanyuan: “Yes! Why is Sister Mi green tea flavored, I am five-spice, am I not worthy of eating green tea flavor? ”
Tang Yan: “Teacher Yu, I just counted, you gave me melon seeds twice, but you didn’t give Reba more once.” What do you mean…”
Three women take turns bombing!
The Rake Skill is activated again! Yu Fei’s whole person is stupid! Gather together!
Is this okay?
Reba, you’re here to stir things up, right?
At this moment, Yu Fei looked at Reba, who was trembling with laughing flowers, and instantly had an epiphany! Which woman is stupid and sweet?
She’s the most scheming one, right?!
She suddenly interjected just now, she deliberately showed that she had a lot of melon seeds, so that she could fall into an unjust place, right? Yu Fei looked at Reba viciously, and couldn’t wait to pull out seven wolves to beat this stinky nizi!!
And Reba had a gloating expression, leaned back tactically, and had four words written on his face: You come here!
Just when Yu Fei was in a hurry, at the same time,
Sitting not far from Yu Fei and the others, the two heroines of [Qing Yu Nian], Li Qing and Li Yan, were directly dumbfounded when they saw the picture of the four women robbing melon seeds! What is the situation?
Are the melon seeds that fragrant?
Or does that melon seed mean something else? Could this be Teacher Yu Fei’s quirk?
Now the unspoken rules are not popular to go to bed, but to eat melon seeds? Who knocks more, who has more scenes?
Two women brainstorming.
It will not be able to be operated by Yu Fei’s hand…….
Here, in the front row of the award ceremony, a bag of melon seeds caused Yu Feiji to jump. That end,
Background monitors have long been released to the live broadcast room synchronously! No way, the leader ordered:
……
The top stream should have the treatment of the top stream!
And, in order to illustrate this picture from multiple angles,
The staff also adapted, following the impetus of the plot and switching several perspectives. So that the audience can see the expression of every Yufei and every level more clearly.
As a result, tens of millions of viewers went crazy!
The laughter never stopped from beginning to end!
Many viewers recorded the screen directly, and they all planned to watch it a second time!
“Absolutely! The award ceremony divides the seeds and divides a blood case! ”
“It’s unreasonable to hit a rake backwards! Woman… Is this a woman?! ”
“You guys know a fart! Women will only be unreasonable when they like someone! ”
“That’s right! Sugar Candy and Yuanyuan are obviously interesting to Yu Fei! ”
“I kind of can see it, where is this melon seed? These are four vinegar jars fighting for men! ”
“I can see that too! My two ex-girlfriends would have argued for me the same. ”
“Wake up upstairs, you don’t have an ex-girlfriend!”
“Case solved! I’m 100% sure now: Yu Fei’s goods definitely have a leg with Sugar Yuanyuan! ”
“Yu Fei, old thief… You can always make a different show for me! ”
“Yu Fei! The column group let you go to the awards party, not let you flirt with the girl!!! ”
“What an Asura field… I can watch this plot for a year! Teacher Yu Fei, please continue your performance! ”
“Isn’t this more wonderful than the novel written by Yu Fei?”
“Look at the expressions of Li Yan and Li Qing in the distance, I feel that they are also interesting to Yu Fei!”
“Hahaha!”
…..
It is no exaggeration to say that this year’s Golden Rooster Award ceremony,
The hottest opening is definitely Yu Fei!
What female celebrities walk the red carpet, small fresh meat enters… Compared with the picture of the four women fighting for melon seeds on Yu Fei’s side,……
Completely unqualified!
Many of the water troops hired by Xiao Xianrou in advance were completely washed away by the comments discussing Yu Fei.
A good Golden Rooster Award opening show directly became Yu Fei’s one-person showtime link!..
It’s just that the big boss behind the scenes of the column group was not angry when he learned all this. Instead, he was beaming.
After all, for a businessman, the most important thing is heat! He originally invited Xiao Xianrou to pull the flow,
As a result, at this moment, Yu Fei alone has driven tens of millions of heat! Is small fresh meat still important?
Not important at all. Even, the big boss watched Yu Fei’s live broadcast at the moment, and after finding that the other party was facing the dilemma of dilemma, he was entangled for him!
“Are there any melon seeds at the conference?”
“If there is, go and send one to Teacher Yu Fei…!”
“No, send four!”
The big boss gave the order sharply.
As if a big task at the level of military secrets is being issued.
“Boss, I didn’t prepare melon seeds on the scene today.”
“And the award ceremony is about to start, it’s too late to buy it…”
“Then forget it… Next time Yu Fei comes, melon and fruit drinks must be complete! ”
The big boss waved his hand ruefully and changed an instruction.
“Oh…” the staff member replied with a smile.
Like this kind of request, they also heard about it for the first time…!…
Outside the live broadcast room, in another corner of the Internet, in the beacon live broadcast room,
After drinking two large bowls of tea and finally calming down, Beacon breathed a long sigh of relief and sat back in front of the computer,
“Codeword codeword, don’t want to be unhappy things.”
“Yu Fei’s goods are rotten, I can’t put them out!”
“Hmph! Isn’t it the Golden Rooster Award Ceremony? ”
“I don’t know anyone about this goods, and the scene must be embarrassing!”
“Sitting at that kind of ceremony for an afternoon is definitely torture!”
“I don’t envy… I don’t envy! ”
Beacon forcibly pressed the envy in his heart and constantly convinced himself. And, just when he was about to successfully convince himself,
On the barrage in his live broadcast room, one barrage after another suddenly sprang up: “Beacon Teacher! You don’t write! Yu Fei’s goods flirted with the girl at the award ceremony! ”
“That’s right! This product actually brought beautiful women to the scene! Simply amazing! ”
“Jealousy distorts my psyche! This product is actually my Yang Mi goddess ahhhh ”
“He also teased my sugar goddess!”
“My sister Yuanyuan was also prodded by him! Some emotional experts also analyzed that Yu Fei and Gao Yuanyuan have a leg! I’m not alive! ”
“Reba was prodded by him too! My Reba Ahhhh ”
“Why can this goods be so comfortable, and be surrounded by four women at the same time to ask for melon seeds??”
The beacon live broadcast room completely exploded at this moment!
No one discussed writing a book anymore, all of them were comments on Yu Fei’s envy and jealousy.
And the beacon that just had a state of writing, after clearing out what happened, looked stupid directly. He slammed the keyboard angrily, leaving tears in his eyes: “By what!? ”
“Why am I coding here, you’re flirting with girls at the award ceremony?”
“Then the original author of [In the Snow] is me!”
“If you make a fire, why do you fly?”
“Yu Fei!!!!!”
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