On the way to the Meituan contact point

“Brother Yang! We are trending on Weibo!”

Zhang Yang had just taken a nap in the nanny car when he was awakened by Bai Lu beside him.

“You are a peerless beauty, a goddess descended from heaven, what’s the big deal about being on the trending search.”

Zhang Yang muttered, wanting to change his position and take a nap.

It’s the same old problem, I don’t like the unfamiliar bed, I didn’t sleep well!

“Brother Yang! Your trending search is different, you are on several trending searches in a row!”

Bai Lu still did not let Zhang Yang go, and forced Zhang Yang to work.

This is really the law of karma, no one can escape it!

I didn’t expect my retribution to come so quickly.

So this is the feeling of being forced to work!

“Then show me, am I that awesome?”

Zhang Yang took Bai Lu’s phone.

Wow!

Hot search number one:”Sheep and Deer CP” Zhang Yang and Bai Lu!

Hot search number three:”Three Lives of Friendship” Wu Lei and Zhou Yutong!

Hot search number four:”Love Like Fire”

Hot search number ten: Zhang Yang’s golden quotes!

……………

“Let’s Fall in Love” occupies almost half of the top ten hot searches. This show is really a hit!

Zhang Yang was a little surprised that he could be on three hot searches, but he was not too surprised!

After all, my brother is a cheater!

After a long time,

Bai Lu found that Zhang Yang did not react, but instead had an auntie smile on his face.

“Brother Yang, what are you doing?”

“I’m buying CP!”

After hearing this, Bai Lu suddenly felt a little surprised.

“Do we have such a strong sense of CP?”

His tone softened unconsciously!

“Ah! What are you talking about?”

“Of course, I support the two of them,”Three Lives and Three Lucky Friends”. Don’t worry about knocking your teeth when you support our CP!”

Zhang Yang put down his phone and looked at Bai Lu strangely.

It was like a bucket of cold water poured directly over Bai Lu’s head, and he was directly chilled to the bone.

“Let me tell you, ever since I watched the movie”Love Is Not All” with them, I felt that Zhou Yutong was not just acting, she was truly happy!”

“My suggestion is to check them both out. There must be something wrong with them, otherwise they look too natural!”

“I suspect that the two of them came to”Let’s Fall in Love” just to openly date!”

“I think they should change the name of the show to”Our Married Life”! That makes sense, it’s so sweet!”

……………

At this time, Zhang Yang was already obsessed with the couple and didn’t notice Bai Lu’s increasingly cold face.

At the same time, the audience in the live broadcast room also followed Zhang Yang’s lead!

“Hahaha, our Brother Yang is really awesome! He’s on the front line of eating melons!”

“Wu Lei and Zhou Yutong are really affectionate, and their interactions are so natural, just like a newlywed couple!”

“He also said that Brother Yang summarized it well, Zhou Yutong’s happiness is real and doesn’t seem like acting!”

“Really check it out, if there is a crime, there will be traces left behind!”

“This is too much! They are just in love, how can it be considered a crime?”

“Secret marriages and secret loves are too common in the entertainment industry, but I really hope to get to eat the wedding candy of”Three Lives of Friendship”!”

“Wuhu! Brother Yang takes the lead in CP!”

“Brother Yang, stop knocking! Stop knocking! Lulu is angry!”

“It’s over, it’s over! Brother Yang seems to have hit his head!”

“I want to take the opportunity to remind Brother Yang online that his girlfriend is already angry, but he is still supporting other people’s couples!”

“Tsk tsk, as expected! No matter how outstanding a man is, he will fall into the hands of a woman!”

……………………

The audience in the live broadcast room all noticed that Bai Lu was different, but Zhang Yang was the only one who was still happily supporting the Biedong CP!

“Hey, Lulu, what’s wrong with you? You don’t look very well!”

Just when everyone thought Zhang Yang finally realized the problem,

Zhang Yang’s next sentence directly broke everyone’s defense!

“Lulu, are you having your period? Otherwise, you should take a good rest today. I will cook your portion as well!”

Zhang Yang patted his chest and looked at his brother.

“”Zhang Yang! You just got your period! I’m ignoring you and I don’t want to talk to you from now on! Humph!”

Bai Lu was really pissed off by this damn straight guy!

He didn’t even realize his problem and asked himself if he had his period.

This guy is totally hopeless!

Hurry up! Destroy him!

Zhang Yang suddenly couldn’t figure it out.

What happened? She was fine just now, why did she suddenly change her expression?

This woman’s face is just like the weather, changeable.

How boring the cold war is!

“”Lulu, can I tell you a story?”

Bai Lu didn’t respond. She just turned her head to the side and looked out the window without saying a word.

Zhang Yang said to himself,”There was a little duck waiting in line. It wanted to line up with the duck in front of it, but it couldn’t. It kept muttering,”Unlined duck! Unlined duck!”

But Bai Lu still didn’t respond and continued to look out the window.

“There was a fool who went to get a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber didn’t cut his hair. The fool said,”Cut my hair! Cut my hair!””

“Hey, hey… I’ve already coaxed you like this, I hope you can give me some face, okay!”

Bai Lu couldn’t help but turned around, rolled her eyes at Zhang Yang and said

“Humph! Idiot, Zhang Yang, you are a big idiot! Unless you tell me a story, I will forgive you!”

This is too easy for Zhang Yang, the joke teller!

“Once upon a time there was a horse that no one else could ride except you. Do you know why?”

Bai Lu thought for a moment and asked curiously.”Why?”

“Because of Peppa Pig!”

Bai Lu reacted immediately, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.”You are the pig, how can you coax people like you?”

“Then let me tell you another one. In a race between a tortoise and a hare, with a pig as the referee, who do you think will win?

This time, Bai Lu thought for a moment before speaking.

“The turtle wins!”

“That’s right! You guessed it right!”

Zhang Yang clapped his hands and praised.

“Ah, what is that?”

Bai Lu looked at Zhang Yang in confusion. She was just guessing.

“Because you are the referee, whoever you say wins wins!”

Only then did Bai Lu suddenly realize!

“Zhang Yang! Are you looking for death? You are the piglet!”

Bai Lu punched him with her fist, and Zhang Yang quickly parried.

The audience in the live broadcast room was even more stunned. This Zhang Yang was a bit showy.

“Who the hell said Brother Yang was a straight man? His technique of coaxing girls is unmatched!”

“Brother Yang is really a role model for our generation! This operation is too cool! Bai Lu’s defense is directly broken!”

“The first question is, why do I think of Shaqima (silly horse riding)? This will be sentenced to death!”

“My first reaction was also like the one above, is there any hope?”

“The guy upstairs is obviously single!”

…………

The two of them were in the car now, and Bai Lu didn’t dare to be too presumptuous, she was just pretending

“I’m not a pig, you are!”

Bai Lu had long forgotten the anger just now!

“Okay! Then I’ll ask you one more question, and you’ll know it’s not your little pig!”

Zhang Yang said with a wicked smile

“”Okay! Just ask! I’ll prove it to you!”

Bai Lu agreed without hesitation.

Damn this desire to win!

“Well, if a pig is A, a cat is B, and a dog is C, then what is a cat?”

“B!”

Bai Lu thought without hesitation, who are you looking down on?

“dog!”

“C!”

“pig!”

“A!”

“Pig!”*3

“A!”*3

……………

“Ahhh! Zhang Yang! I’m going to kill you! I’m not a pig!”

Bai Lu found that she had been deceived again!

“Hahaha, just admit it! Little White Pig!”

Zhang Yang laughed so hard that his mouth couldn’t close!

The two of them didn’t play around for a while, and the car had already stopped.

They had arrived at their destination..

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