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You said that you knew such an awesome friend, who would give us little people some jobs to eat.
Leave us a way out, okay?
The pain in people's hearts.
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[The sixteenth chapter of the text has more than [-] million fans of funny jokes (one more)]
But at this moment, Chu Mo did not know.
After singing the song, Chu Mo breathed a sigh of relief.
"thank you all".
"One more song, one more song".
Seeing Chu Mo finished singing, everyone cheered and asked Chu Mo to sing another song.
Fan Binbin followed suit.
Let Chumo sing.
For the first time, she discovered that Chumo not only sang well, but also wrote the lyrics well.
In the future, I must let it sing to myself a lot.
Chumo could not help rolling his eyes when he heard that Fan Binbin was also coaxing.
"Okay, let's do it, let me share a few jokes with you, let me take a breath and rest." Chumo is not a professional singer after all, so take it slow.
"Okay, but definitely not making us laugh."
"Don't say what we've heard, it's not funny when we hear it."
"What joke? Is it cold humor again?"
"Jokes, I like to hear jokes".
"It's better to be original, otherwise it won't be funny."
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"Cold humor? How is that possible, and I'm all original." Chumo was very confident.
"Some of the jokes I've shared with you are all related to the master, and you can appreciate the breadth and depth of Buddhism," Chumo said very forcefully.
"Okay, don't give a shit, I'm curious about what you said."
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Because of the large number of people, there are many messages.
Chu Mo couldn't see it at all.
"Okay, then I won't sell it, let's talk about it first."
Chumo began to tell the story of the young man and the Zen master.
"There was a young man who failed in his career. One day he met a Zen master on the beach and asked him for advice on how to succeed. The Zen master grabbed a handful of sand and threw it on the beach and asked, 'Can you find it?'
Young people say no.
The old man grabbed another egg and threw it on the beach, asking 'What about this time? '
The young man said: 'Yes'.
The young man suddenly realized: Are you saying that a person can only be recognized by others if he is bigger and smoother than others?
The Zen master shook his head: I mean, you are an idiot! "
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"Wocao, the sudden show, flashed Lao Tzu's waist."
"**" row 666.
"Pfft, I was drinking water, and one accidentally sprayed my girlfriend all over, asking for help, what should I do"?
"Upstairs, call an ambulance, or it will be too late."
"Wocao, the sudden beauty, broke Lao Tzu's leg, ah, Lao Tzu's leg".
······
Then, the gift flew up.
One azure dragon, two azure dragons, three azure dragons... kept flashing on the screen.
And Dragon Tooth, Dragon Ball, etc. have skyrocketed. Looking at the soaring numbers, it is really scary.
Then, Chu Mo spoke again.
"A young literary and artistic young man asked a Zen master: 'Master, I am in a low-level position, doing the most ordinary work. I feel that I have no future, and I am very unwilling'.
The Zen master smiled, picked up a piece of rope beside him and lit it.
Looking at the dazzling fire, the young man said thoughtfully: "Zen Master, I understand what you mean, even the most ordinary piece of rope has its own glory!"
The Zen master was furious: "You understand shit, I mean, I'm burning the rope (life) and chatting with you!"
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After hearing Chu Mo's story, everyone was stunned for a moment, then laughed.
"Wocao, suddenly pure, flashed Lao Tzu's soul."
"I feel that this is one of the worst times in the history of Buddhism."
"66666, I really admire the anchor, how did you think of it".
"Anchor, be careful Shaolin disciples smash your glass at night"!
After listening to Chu Mo's two jokes, everyone couldn't help but let Chu Mo go down.
At this moment, Fan Binbin also laughed without image.
Tears burst out laughing.
She didn't expect that there were so many fun things in Chumo's stomach.
Then, she saw the gift flying up again on the screen.
At this moment, the number of people in the room exceeded six million.
This terrifying number shocked everyone who was watching the live broadcast.
Six million, they seemed to see a new god rising.
They seem to have witnessed a new person, united in Godhead.
Let everyone see the potential of Chumo.
This is only the second time, it has directly exceeded [-] million.
So terrifying.
Chu Mo didn't know what everyone was thinking, she was still telling her own story.
"The young man asked the Zen master: Zen master, what happens when the water reaches the boiling point?
The Zen master said: Get out. "
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The young man asked the Zen master: I always don't get along with my brothers. They hate me and I hate them. What should I do?
The Zen master smiled, took out a chopstick, and handed it to the young man: Come, break it
The young man took the chopsticks and broke them easily.
The Zen master took out another hundred chopsticks, and the young man grabbed them and broke them all.
The Zen master pondered for a moment, his hands formed a seal, and a Chiba palm of great mercy and compassion struck the young man to death.
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Chu Mo came one after another, and the happy crowd clacked.
Chu Mo looked at the time.
"Okay, it's getting late, Sister Binbin has to go to bed, and I have something to do, so we will meet again at [-]:[-] on Sunday night," Chu Mo smiled.
"So fast, anchor, don't go, I haven't heard enough, let's talk about ten dollars more."
"Sister Binbin, don't go."
When they heard that Chu Mo was leaving, everyone was unhappy.
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[Chapter [-] "The Offering of Love" and "The Diaosi Man" (two more)]
Chu Mo didn't want to leave, after all, time was money.
But there is no lasting banquet in the world, it is already very late, and it cannot go on any longer.
"Well, I'm not leaving forever, by the way, I will advertise myself when I leave.
I have published a new book on Feitian Novel.com called "Journey to the West", which will be officially launched at [-] noon tomorrow, I hope everyone will support it."
"What? "Journey to the West", Wocao, "Journey to the West" was written by you, great god."
"Journey to the West? What, a novel?"
Everyone who has watched "Journey to the West" was shocked.
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