Entertainment: You can’t imagine the happiness of coal bosses

"This time, I will randomly select a fan to answer his three questions...

First question:

If you go to a friend's party and find that there are only three people, what will you do? A. Go to the bathroom! B. Continue eating! C. Just leave!

Excuse me, what kind of person are you?

At this time, the system prompts again: "Huh?

However, the more he does this, the more he shows his extraordinaryness.

"Forget it, let's show off how great I am first!"

So, Zhou Yang started to spend lavishly again...

"The host's family is really rich, I'm so envious!"

"Yes, host, please teach me how to make money online?"

"The host is too wasteful, he spent a total of 100,000 yuan in the first two live broadcasts, I'm so jealous!"

"Ahem, that... the person upstairs, what are you jealous of? I'm also envious, but can we change the topic?"

"Yes, change the topic!"

"What's the topic?"

"Ahem, in view of the gifts the host just gave to fans, next, I will draw a lucky fan to answer her three questions. If the answer is good, you can get a hot dog lollipop!"

At the same time, as the system prompt sound fell, everyone was excited.

"Oh my god, this anchor is so mean, he actually picked me, wow haha~"

"Don't think too much, the hot dog stick is much more valuable than the hot dog..."

"Damn, how much money did the anchor cheat you out of? I was cheated out of 5,000 yuan..."

"Ahhh, the anchor must have played me, I don't want to eat a hot dog again!"

"Fuck, why didn't you say it earlier? I was cheated out of 10,000 yuan!"

"Fuck, the anchor is so smart, I was cheated out of 20,000 yuan!"

"You..."

"..."

Looking at the crazy rolling barrage in the barrage, Zhou Yang laughed.

These guys were deceived by his performance.

In fact, the reason why he wanted to draw this fan was just to cooperate with his own interactive session.

Of course, the most important reason is that he is the only one who enjoys the 100,000 virtual currency reward!

"Three questions, right? Let me think..."

"The first question is, if I fall in love with a girl, how should I pursue her?"

It just happened to be the first question released by the system, which is not bad... A, go to the toilet!"

Zhou Yang answered without thinking.

Such questions are actually to test the fans' logical reasoning and analytical abilities.

Although Zhou Yang can't see what kind of person the other party is, at least he can judge the personality of these fans through his performance.

From this perspective, this question is really good!

"Fuck!

I didn't expect the anchor's reasoning ability to be so strong that he could get three answers instantly based on one question!"

"Awesome!

I wonder what type of person the anchor is?"

"Curious, looking forward to the next question!"

"..."

As soon as Zhou Yang finished speaking, all four fans were shocked.

Some fans even made their choices on the spot:

"I choose C!

Because I don't like crowds, and I only go to parties because I'm bored...

So, continuing to eat and play games is a complete waste of life!"

"Host 6666!

Are you a hidden philosopher?"

"Wow, so smart, this wave of analysis is simply invincible~"

"Ahem, let me keep you in suspense!

The second question:

If your neighbor is a terrorist and is smiling at you, what should you do? A. Rush over and shoot him in the head with a gun! B. Turn around and run! C. Close your eyes and ignore everything!"

Huh?

The answer to this question seems to be somewhat similar to the previous one!

This time, Zhou Yang did not answer directly, but asked: "Which behavior is more unbearable for you?"

"A. Rush over and shoot him in the head with a gun! B. Turn around and run! C. Close your eyes and ignore everything! ”

Another fan made a choice and said at the same time: "Of course it is C, I am most afraid of bloody disasters!

"A, write a love letter!"

"Yes, this is the most clichéd and most effective method."

"B, send chocolate!"

"This is even more clichéd, which girl still eats chocolate now?"

Zhou Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It seems that option C should be chosen!"

The system did not stop: "The second question, if you only have half a glass of water in your hand, but you still have half a glass of water after drinking it, what will you do?"

"A, cherish this half glass of water! B, leave it to fate! C, keep working hard!

Excuse me, what kind of person am I?""You are a kind person!"

Zhou Yang answered casually.

The system displayed: "Correct answer, reward a hot dog lollipop, has been added to your virtual backpack!"

Then, the third question popped up: "The third question, if the luck value suddenly increases, what will you do?"

At this time, the live broadcast room exploded.

"That's ridiculous. The difficulty coefficient is too high. If it's not difficult, the audience won't feel happy at all!"

"That's right. The anchor must be putting on a show!"

"Yes, if you want to increase the difficulty, you should at least give hundreds of thousands of yuan in gifts, right?"

"Damn, you're still giving gifts at this time. You're really a spendthrift..."

Faced with endless complaints, Zhou Yang smiled slightly, revealing a long-lost confidence on his face: "Ahem, actually, I tell you, I'm a future person. I have a special ability, that is, I have a strong learning ability!

So, don't think that I'm only signed to the Douyu platform, but in fact, after I show my value, I will become a billionaire!

Of course, these are all nonsense. The key is whether you can answer the questions correctly..."

He knows that everyone desires success, and success is extremely important to everyone.

But what exactly is success?

Anyway, it's all death, so it's better to live a little longer! ”

“That makes sense…

Wait, my answer is A, isn’t it?”

“Oh, since we can only choose one, what should we do?”

“That’s A. Just rush over and shoot him with a gun. Isn’t that enough?”

“Are you stupid? Let’s not talk about whether the man has a gun or not. Even if he has a gun, does he dare to shoot?”

“Haha, the host’s analysis is really comprehensive. He has found the key point!”

“Thank you for the host’s guidance. I am very grateful!”

“You are welcome. The interactive session is over~”

Zhou Yang smiled and waved his hand, and the barrage stopped instantly.

Next, it was time to enter the formal questioning session.

“The third question:

If the girl you like already has a boyfriend, you will…A. Silently bless her and her boyfriend! B. Cancel the date and leave!”