Era: It started with a beating

"Hey! I thought you were waiting for me, but it turned out you were waiting for food! You waited in vain today, there is none! Not only today, but also in the future!"

"You stupid pillar, you made me wait for so long in vain, you don't even have any meat! Silly pillar! Silly pillar! Silly pillar!"

Bangge kicked the wheel of the bicycle and ran back crying!

"This kid! He's crying just because he didn't get anything to eat!" He Yuzhu shook his head and pushed the cart toward the yard.

Banggeng ran back crying: "Grandma, you are lying! Silly Zhu didn't have a lunch box at all today! And he said he wouldn't have any in the future!"

"He dares! Grandma will give it to you..." Mrs. Jia Zhang stood up. As the leader of the first crying group in the courtyard, being unreasonable is her basic operation. When she heard Banggeng crying, she would immediately stand up and plead for Banggeng. Justice...

But Jia Zhang suddenly thought of He Yuliang, an immoral person. Do you want to kidnap such a person with his morality?

It's enough for orphans and widowers to shout at others, but here? Haha, she was even challenged that day to bring Jia Dongxu to life to see if He Yuliang was afraid of Jia Dongxu.

"You're going to die with a bang! You'll be shot sooner or later!"

After muttering, Mrs. Jia Zhang sat down: "Banggan, let's ignore him. If you want to eat meat, I'll let you, mom, buy it!"

BangGeng looked at grandma and had no choice, so she had no choice but to give up! Without the connivance of the adults at home, what would a big kid dare to do?

Dare you steal food these days? Everyone is short of food, and those who steal food are stealing their lives, and those who steal it are beaten to death!

Why does Banggeng only dare to steal from Shazhu? Try stealing one from someone else, you won’t be able to kill him! If you are really caught stealing something, it won’t be easy for you, Jia Zhang, to act like this!

Fortunately, Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't go out to play rogue with He Yuzhu, otherwise He Yuliang in the backyard would hear it, and if he came out and didn't give you a big deal, it would be considered a kindness of He Yuliang!

…

Although He Yuliang said a lot about today's banquet, He Yuzhu was still a little unwilling~

The first uncle is sanctimonious, the second uncle is an official fan, and the third uncle is scheming. How do you find that there is no good person?

Fortunately, I had always regarded the First Master as a good person...

Forget it, I have to fry peanuts and melon seeds tomorrow, so I have to listen to my brother’s orders! Hey, I don’t bring a lunch box anymore, and I don’t know if this kid Bangge will lose weight...

He Yuzhu suddenly thought of today's awesome attitude and the bet he made with his elder brother. Could it be that he would really lose?

"No! No! Over the years, even if you feed a dog, it is already cooked. How is it possible..."

Although He Yuzhu said so, based on his past experience in betting with his elder brother and the kick he gave to his car today, He Yuzhu was not that confident in winning this bet!

"Forget about those troubles, big brother is back anyway, and he will have to worry about everything from now on! Why am I so comfortable?

Eh! correct! In the future, I can take more tables, which cost two yuan a table, make money, and even bring food!

In this way, even if big brother confiscates my salary, I won't be afraid!

Hey! Brother, I'm afraid he would never have thought in his dreams that I have such a back-up plan! hey-hey! If you don't hide a little bit, you can only have nothing in your pocket!

sleep! "

He Yuliang really couldn't have guessed that such a good guy as Sha Zhu had such an idea, otherwise he would have to let him know what the title of family younger brother meant.

Silly Zhu, he really didn’t know what his last name was when Widow Qin came over with her flirtatious eyes!

I can understand what I was thinking behind it, but when I saw the widow ogling me, I immediately became half-conscious!

…

The Jia family was very lively. Qin Huairu returned home and Banggeng was clamoring for meat. Jia Zhang indulged her and talked about Qin Huairu's fault.

"How can I have money to buy meat? There's only one week left in the month until wages are paid. I've borrowed salary, and I still have to pay Xu Damao two yuan for chicken money. How can I have any money left to buy meat?

If you don’t plan carefully next month, you won’t even be able to eat stick noodles until the end of the month!

Mom, you love your eldest grandson so much. If you use money to buy meat, our family will also see meat. "

"I don't have any! Don't think about my pension money! All my money has been spent on painkillers!" When Jia Zhang heard this, she immediately became sober!

Chapter 36 Brother, are you fair?

In the early morning, He Yuzhu woke up early and knocked on He Yuliang's door.

"Brother! What kind of bolt is there? Our compound is safe! Do you see how inconvenient it is for people to come in and out?"

"That's your house. It's like a city gate. Can I use this house? Guns, handcuffs, documents, if anything is touched, it's either me or the person who touches it that's in danger. Can I be careful?

This is because I am not officially at work now. If I were officially at work, it would be a crime to leak out the documents in my bag and the analysis of the case. What if I don't make the door tighter and my neighbors happen to see me when I come in?

Oh, right! I forgot to tell the three uncles yesterday that I need to get a lock in this house to prevent anyone from accidentally coming in and hurting the peace! "

He Yuliang said while giving He Yuzhu the peanuts and melon seeds.

There was no door curtain in the west room yet, so He Yuzhu could see at a glance that the room was filled with all kinds of wedding supplies.

It’s red and green, it’s a celebration! He Yuzhu's eyes were filled with tears.

"Brother, are these all prepared for rain?"

"Not entirely! There is a set of quilts for you, and the cotton one with the magpie on the branch is yours! There is a set of quilts for grandma, and the one with the satin cover and the picture of the Hundred Sons is yours!"

"Hey! Brother! You are so partial! Old ladies are all made of satin, and this is Yuyu~"

"Four sets, two for doubles, two for singles, Dragon and Phoenix and Flowers in Prosperity! They are all made of satin, what's wrong?"

"Hey! Brother, we don't bring such things. Rainwater has four sets, and my set is still made of cotton!

Brother, we can't be fair, but you can't let some die of drought and some die of flood, right?"

"It's a bit unfair! Rainwater has a little less!" He Yuliang nodded and said solemnly.

"Brother, are you okay? You really can't hear it or are you deliberately irritating me! Still short? If you still short, you can just turn the wheel on the back room and push the rain to your husband's house!"

"You don't believe me when I say you're stupid! The rain is just a drop! If you get married, I have to prepare everything for you, right?

I have to buy the bedding, right? I have to prepare the banquet, right? I have to prepare the betrothal gift, right?

Calculate it, if it's short, can you get married?"

"I haven't even started yet..."

"If I buy all these for you, If you still can't make a living, why don't you just go to Mount Wutai!

The monthly salary is 37.5 yuan, and within this month, the salary of the squad leader position can be increased by at least 2 yuan.

I'm not lame or blind, just a little sloppy. I'm a bachelor, so being sloppy is not a big problem. Why can't you make a living?

Also, this is the quilt cover for you. I just think your quilt is too ugly! Not to mention the smell of feet, it's also greasy. Are you afraid that people can't tell that you are a cook?

Also, is that your quilt? It's full of lice. Ziwo, don't tell me that the emperor has three imperial lice, that's not an excuse!

I'll make a new quilt for you, your old one should be washed and dusted! Buy some insecticide and spray it!

Think about it, a girl is dating you, and comes to your house to sit and sit, and you come back with lice all over your body. Not to mention those who love cleanliness, even those who look clean will have to flatter you..."

"Brother! Brother! You are my real brother! I was wrong! I review! I reflect! I deserve to die! I shouldn't have mentioned this today!

I'm going to fry peanuts! Are our noodles in the morning? ?”

“Okay! Mix the soup, crack three eggs in it! One for each person!”

“Brother! Three? One for each person? The two of us?”

“And grandma!”

“Then you have to hurry to the backyard. The old lady thinks it’s time to get up! If it’s too late, the old lady will finish eating!”

“Okay! Go and make it!”

…

After washing up, He Yuliang came to the backyard: “Grandma, are you up!”

“My eldest grandson is here!”

He Yuliang heard the old lady’s voice and pushed the door open. The old lady was preparing to light the stove.

“Grandma got up so early!” He Yuliang took the things in the old lady’s hand and helped to light the stove.

"Grandson, grandma has some white flour here, give grandma some noodles..."

"Don't! The pillar is cooking noodles, mixed soup noodles, one bowl for each person! I'll bring it to you later!

I'm here to tell you not to cook in the morning!"

"You grandson, why did you light the stove for me if you didn't cook? It's so early in the morning, it's a waste of fire!"

"Isn't it warm!"

"It's warm in the sun! Why light the stove?" The old lady took the stove hook and was about to turn off the fire.

"Don't worry, the fire has started, it's a pity to put it out!"

"No one is as bad at living as you! In the future, I must find a wife who knows how to live, otherwise, how can you live with your extravagant money..."

He Yuliang listened to the old lady's nagging and preaching to him, but he didn't get angry. He looked at the old lady with a smile, but didn't let her turn off the stove.

A pot of water sat on it: "Grandma, when I find a wife, you have to check it out for me!

If you can live well, that's your grandson's good luck. If you can't live well, I'll ask you to settle the score when the time comes..."

"I'll beat you, grandson!"

"Don't! If you break it, no one will serve you noodles! And bring fried eggs!

Grandma, don't turn off the stove here, I want some water when it boils!"

After saying that, He Yuliang ran away...

"Here I am! A bowl of mixed soup noodles! An egg!"

He Yuliang came in singing a long voice like a waiter!

"Show off!" The old lady looked at He Yuliang with a smile, her eyes full of love.

When people get old, they are gloomy, as if even the air is half a beat slower when it reaches the house. The arrival of He Yuliang seems to make this cold little house lively again.

"Hey? Grandma, what good stuff are you hiding? Why did you kick it under the bed?"

"Nothing! Nothing!"

He Yuliang put the noodles on the table, and regardless of the old lady's obstruction, he lifted the bed curtain...

"Oh! Grandma, you are really something. What's so good about hiding a urine pot? Do you think it's a treasure?"