Era: It started with a beating

It’s all for a better life, and everyone has this self-cultivation. "

"You're so right!"

The rest of the matter was relatively simple. Park Guoqiang wrote a confession and Yu Huanshui took it, retaining the right to pursue the case. However, when Park Guoqiang did not commit a crime, he was not prosecuted.

Then he returned the two thousand yuan that he robbed from Yu Huanshui, and paid an additional eight hundred yuan for the door fee.

Originally, the door that Yu Huanshui replaced this time was a security door, which cost more than 5,000 yuan, but Yu Huanshui only asked for 800, which was the money of his previous door.

It cost 800 yuan to install this door ten years ago, so I will charge you 800 yuan. I, Yu Huanshui, have never been a blackmailer.

This time, the director gave him a high look. Yu Huanshui was really just trying to vent his anger.

But this is too deceiving! But this is also a good thing. After Park Guoqiang came out, he looked down upon him.

At least for the past fifteen years, he has been a law-abiding citizen!

Chapter 501 Security Master and Apprentice

Now, the handle of the hob meat upstairs fell into Yu Huanshui's hands. At least for the past fifteen years, he didn't even dare to fart when he saw Yu Huanshui.

But I guess he should stay away most of the time! After all, no one wants to be a grandson.

…

On the way back, Yu Huanshui broadcast live all the way, chatting with everyone, and occasionally came up with a wise saying.

When I walked to the gate of the community, I saw the woman upstairs holding her precious "son" - a little teddy that was embarrassing two security guards.

"...I'm telling you, my son is very valuable. Your two salaries combined are not as valuable as the dog food my son eats for a month!

If you scare my son, I will bankrupt you two! "

"No, your dog is not on a leash, and you don't clean up after pooping on the lawn..."

"Hey~ Who are you talking about tying the leash? Why don't you tether the leash? This is my son. He is dressed better than you and eats better than you. What do you mean by dog, dog, dog? It sounds so ugly.

Also, let me tell you, my son is very civilized and doesn’t poop outside at all. Don’t blame everything on my son just because he can’t speak, okay?

Which of your eyes saw that this shit was caused by my son? Maybe it was you who did it, and it was all blamed on my son. "

Isn't this unreasonable?

Fortunately, in addition to a security guard who is in his twenties, there is also a security guard who is in his sixties and looks like he is eighty years old. Although this shrew is unforgiving, she does not dare to come forward. She should I was afraid that the uncle would lie on the ground.

As a security guard, being young has its benefits, and being old has its benefits.

Yu Huanshui pointed the camera here: "Look, everyone, this is a typical dog walking without a leash, which is equivalent to a dog walking a person..."

"Hey, what's the matter with you? You're really nosy like a dog."

"No, don't say that. Even if I were a dog, I wouldn't take advantage of you, a fat rat. I can't eat anything too fat, and I don't like pig head meat.

Besides, if you're like you, you probably won't be able to cook it in a pressure cooker, so I wouldn't dare to use it on you.

If I take an egg back, I can fry tomatoes. If I take it back to you, it will only be a waste of food. "

"Hey, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, I will let you in with just one phone call..."

"If you don't believe it! Fight! Besides, I'm telling you, I'm the anchor, and at least millions of people are watching you now. You are such a person, and you are not afraid of affecting the people at home.

Now I am broadcasting live, do you dare to touch the security guard?

I'm not talking about you, there is no right or wrong job, and the money he earns is not given by you. He serves the owners, but he is not your slave either..."

"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going back to cook! Don't let me see you next time!"

After saying that, the dog girl stepped on high heels and hugged the dog and left.

At this time, the two security guards thanked Yu Huanshui.

"Okay! Okay! You're welcome! She lives in the same building as me, and her dog always pees when she gets on the elevator! It's always annoying her.

I’m doing a live broadcast. Do you mind if I film you in it? "

"I don't mind! I don't mind!" The two waved their hands repeatedly.

"It's fine if you don't mind, but there's one thing I don't understand. Are there any security guards your age in our community? I guess you're already eighty, right?"

"No, I'm only sixty-five! Isn't that right? I'm also a deterrent when I encounter owners who can't explain things like this.

They don't dare touch me! "

The old man opened his mouth to speak, which made Yu Huanshui even happier. The old man only had one upper tooth in front.

"Let me tell you, if you are old enough to catch a thief, how old must you be to catch a thief? You catch him..."

"That's not necessarily the case. My master is very powerful."

"This is your master? How old are you?"

"I am twenty-five this year!"

"Okay, I will be a security guard at sixty-five, and you will be a security guard at twenty-five, so you will avoid forty years of detours."

"How can you explain it this way?" The young security guard was a little confused.

"Just now, you said your master is great?"

"That's not the case! When someone bites you, the most you can get is a bite mark. If my master bites someone, he will scratch your eyes right away!

Go to the morgue and take a look. Every eye on your head was dug out by my master.

The only drawback is that you can't just throw away the skin when eating watermelon, otherwise people will see it at a glance.

Others’ teeth marks are blurred, but my master’s melon skin is criss-crossed..."

"You brat, you're just a fool! I'll dig you to death first!"

"A gentleman talks but does not act. Master, you are not a gentleman!"

"You fart, I'm just talking!"

Yu Huanshui grabbed the old man and said, "Don't chase him! Don't chase him! You can't catch up with him. Besides, what if you bite him and get a tooth stuck?"

The old man was puzzled: "I only have one tooth, can it get a tooth stuck?"

"Why not? He is like this, full of tricks, like lotus root, if he bites it and it gets stuck in his eye, won't it get a tooth stuck?"

"You are not a good guy either!" After saying that, the old man left.

The young security guard said hello and left!

At this time, the barrage was already laughing to death.

"Fuck lotus root man, I suspect that Uncle Yu is saying that this security guard is Nezha."

"How can he be Nezha, he is clearly eating lotus root ugly!"

"I still think it's interesting that the security guard opened his mouth to chase his apprentice. It's a pity that I didn't see the effect."

"Eighth of the seven weapons ~ Single Tooth! Special skill ~ One tooth to dig you to death!"

...

"Alright! Alright! Be careful to have nightmares at night, dream of Uncle's smile! The one-tooth kind."

Yu Huanshui stopped smiling and said something to everyone.

How can I stop this? Especially after hearing Yu Huanshui say this, I can't stop it.

A lot of hahaha, flooding the screen.

"But then again, don't you think that person walking the dog is a bit too much?

I can be sure that in our entire community, only her family walks the dog without a leash. A few days ago, she blackmailed the owner of a big golden retriever!

The reason is that the big golden retriever scared her son.

To be honest, I don't oppose raising dogs and cats. It's a personal hobby, but if you raise them, you have to be responsible and take good care of these fur children. Otherwise, someone will raise them but no one will educate them, causing trouble to others. The quality is really low."

At this time, a large group of people on the barrage began to speak out, such as encountering a big dog walking without a leash and being hit.

Some people said that their dog was well-behaved and bit people when they turned around.

"Yes, whether it is a golden retriever or a husky, they are all docile dog breeds. Although they don't bite people, they run fast and have great strength.

What if they hit a child? What if they hit a stroller? So it's best to use a leash. This is your own responsibility and a manifestation of morality.

Don't say that my dog ​​doesn't bite people. It doesn't bite you because you are its owner. Not biting you doesn't mean it won't bite others. What's more, some people can't get in touch with cats and dogs at all~

For example, asthma patients, that's fatal..."

Chapter 502 Angry

Yu Huanshui returned home and threw himself on the bed. He ate something casually at night. He was left alone, but he became more and more confused.

It's okay to live broadcast and bring goods in the future, but it's better to find a place to rent a mountain, plant some fruit trees, raise chickens below, and build a better house...

How beautiful is a small life?

Yu Huanshui was imagining the future when the phone suddenly rang. Yu Huanshui picked up the phone and saw that it was none other than Zhao Juemin.

"Hello?"

"Yu Huanshui! Open the door, I'm outside your house! I have something urgent to talk to you about!"

"What the hell? What are you doing outside my house?"

"Open the door first!"

Yu Huanshui was not afraid of him, he opened the door and Zhao Juemin came in: "Yu Huanshui, you are alone at home?"

He looked inside.

"Yes, I am alone! What's the matter? If you have something to say, leave immediately! After you are done, leave immediately!"

"What are you doing? After all, I am your former leader! Is this okay?"

"Don't, don't mention that you are the leader. If you don't mention this, you can still have a glass of water. If you mention this, I want to give you two sticks.

Tell me, what's the matter? Leave immediately after you finish speaking, I still need to sleep."

Yu Huanshui put a bottle of water in front of Zhao Juemin.