Era: It started with a beating

When the woman saw that the two security guards and passers-by were out of sight, she started to chase them desperately. How fast could she run?

Let's put it this way, this woman was shaking her head from side to side as she ran, shaking her fat face and hitting her left cheek to the right.

The crotchless bear ran and stopped, and the woman was so angry that she chased her, howling like a wolf, and chased her to a small ditch in the community. There was some water in the ditch, and it probably just reached the calf. There is some garbage in it, but this water tastes better than snail noodles!

I saw this internet celebrity bear throw the puppy to the other side and run away!

"Eh!"

"Hoo ho ho!" The woman was out of breath as if pulling a bellows. She leaned on her knees and pointed in the direction where the internet celebrity bear was running, unable to say a word.

After taking a breath, he said: "Hey, son, don't move. Mom will go over and save you right now!"

I looked around and saw that the security guard was still far away. I was about to say something when I felt someone push me from behind~

"Plop!"

"Ah~!"

This movement made the dogs tremble.

It turned out that the internet celebrity bear jumped out from the side and kicked this woman into the ditch!

At this time, a group of people suddenly appeared on the barrage~

"Fuck!"

"Who knows where that crotchless bear came from?"

"I didn't see it. It came out suddenly and disappeared after a sudden noise!"

"But I'm so happy!"

"That's it! That's it! Happy big rush, happy big rush!"

"However, this woman is not very popular in the community. There are so many people, but no one stops the bear for her."

"Think about it, Uncle Yu has lived in this community for more than ten years. This woman is upstairs from him, so she should be about the same. She has only offended one person every day for more than ten years. I guess she has asked her to brush the whole community twice. , with such popularity, it’s understandable.”

"Don't talk about the people in the community, I want to give her a stick!"

…

The live broadcast room was full of joy, but the two security guards here couldn't hold it back!

"Oh! Are you just looking at me like this? You two gatekeepers, do you believe I will file a complaint against you?"

Why don't you come here quickly, take my son over, and pull me up..."

Two security guards...

What should I do to you? I'm just a security guard, not your slave. You fell into the ditch and you have nothing to do with me?

Otherwise, the security guard who recognized his master is different and has a lot of work! Suddenly he pointed in the distance with his hand~

"That bear, stop! Don't run!"

After saying that, I chased him out!

"Stop! Don't run!" The bull-eyes also reacted and chased after him.

Fat woman…

I'm furious! They both definitely don’t want to come back to get me!

hehe!

You don’t even look at it, you’re covered in stinky mud, your face is all black except for your eyes and teeth, which are white, and even your Teddy is barking at you.

Even your son doesn't recognize you, and you still let us pull you? What are you thinking about? If you can come out, come out. If you can't, just stay in.

The two ran away, and the woman was so angry that she screamed "Ouch" like a pig on the 24th of the twelfth lunar month.

The woman barked for a while, thinking that she had to catch the dog no matter what, and went forward to hug her son.

But with her image, she doesn’t even have a face, and her smell is wrong. How can a dog recognize her?

The little teddy bared his teeth, kept barking at her, and seemed to bite her.

"Son! Don't you recognize mom? Come to mom quickly..."

Teddy…

Where did this dark thing come from?

"Ouch!"

As soon as the woman stretched out her hand, the little teddy went up and took a bite...

Chapter 504 Exposed

The two security guards held up their mobile phones and saw the fat woman being bitten behind the bushes. They covered their mouths and laughed "bang bang bang".

At this time, there is a series of messages on the screen! A barrage appeared.

Now comes the second act~The fat woman fights the little teddy!

Finally, the little Teddy was the better one, and the fat woman crawled out crying.

When the two security guards saw the fat woman coming over in anger, this didn't look like the way home, this looked like the way to the security booth!

No, this fat woman is going to file a complaint. Run!

The two of them ran back to the security booth and saw Yu Huanshui eating popsicles with a bag on his back.

Uncle Duya was also eating popsicles there, and the two of them were chatting about something. At this time, Uncle Duya's apprentice and the new security guard named Xiaoguang ran over.

"Master."

"Oh no!"

"Just now!"

"The shrew has fallen into a trap..."

"Hey, only one person fell into the trap. It's not good to call him master now! I thought you were going to say that the senior brother was kidnapped by goblins.

Do you want to eat the popsicles I bought over there? "

"No, Brother Yu, it's the shrew above you who fell into the sewage ditch on the east side of the community.

Isn’t that right? Everyone said there were many mosquitoes, so they didn’t drain the water, and it turned into a smelly ditch..."

"Yes! Yes! Everyone knows this. Do you eat popsicles?"

"no……

It’s over! "

I saw the shrew in the distance covered in stinking mud, and she started to launch verbal attacks from a distance: "You guys, you gatekeepers, you don't even catch the bad guys..."

Yu Huanshui saw this woman coming, what is this?

A ditch mud mask? Full body style?

"Wow, is this the sixteenth chapter of Journey to the West? Hurry up and hide Master's luggage!"

The barrage also saw the shrew's appearance, but no one knew what Yu Huanshui said.

"Chapter 16 of Journey to the West? What?"

"What did the anchor talk about?"

"I'll go search it!"

"Let's go!"

After a while, all the results came back!

Then there were strings of ellipsis on the screen!

"What is the 16th chapter of Journey to the West?"

"The 16th chapter of Journey to the West ~ The monks of Guanyin Temple plotted to steal the treasures of the Black Wind Mountain Monster! The anchor said she was a black bear spirit! She covered her face and laughed and cried!"

"She really looks like a black bear spirit!"

"One more shot!"

...

The black bear spirit here didn't let it go, pointing at the security guard's nose and starting to make a scene, saying that he didn't catch the bad guys and couldn't protect the legal rights of the owners. Her son is still next to the stinky ditch...

She called him a little security guard and a gatekeeper, and she also asked the security guard to compensate her for her losses, saying that she was bitten by her own dog...

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You are the owner, I thought you were the owner, you called me a gatekeeper and a gatekeeper, they are the gatekeepers, right?"

"What do you think they are?"

"Okay, even if they are gatekeepers, then I ask you, is the gate lost?" Yu Huanshui asked.

"How could the gate be lost! So funny..."

"They are the ones guarding the gate. The gate was not lost. What does it have to do with the bad guys whether they enter or not?

Besides, Black Bear, why don't you get the rabies vaccine? What are you waiting for? Rabies is fatal. All dogs may have rabies!

Go quickly. If you delay, someone will die!"

"You, you, you, don't scare people! I, I, I'll call and ask!"

The Black Bear took out his mobile phone tremblingly and dialed: "Hello, girl, let me ask..."

After hanging up the phone, the mud mask on the face of the Black Bear fell to the ground!

"I'll settle accounts with you when I come back!"

The Black Bear ran away!

Yu Huanshui stroked his chin: "Tell me, with the black bear demon covered in stinky mud, is there any taxi driver willing to take her?"

"Of course not!"

"Hey, but how did she get covered in mud? Did God open his eyes?"

"No, it's the internet celebrity bear with an open crotch! I'm telling you, we met an internet celebrity bear with an open crotch..."