Era: It started with a beating

The people below all laughed crookedly. They originally thought that this program was not interesting. They were interviewing someone who was brave enough to do justice.

Unexpectedly, this person spoke like a stand-up comedian, it was worth it! Worth it!

As for the host's style, he was suppressed throughout the whole process and couldn't show it at all. He could only lead the topic in a roundabout way.

Deputy Director Bai originally thought that Yu Huanshui would have some kind of stage accident. Unexpectedly, Xiao Lu seemed a little unable to control himself.

Deputy Director Bai wanted to remind Yu Huanshui to calm down, and he also wanted the host to be less abrupt when turning, but then he thought about it~

It’s better to say goodbye. It’s good for Yu Huanshui to be like this. He is not a professional. If it gets serious, the stage effect will be gone.

Chapter 560 Twists and turns

The host was suppressed by Yu Huanshui's style throughout the whole process, so he still had to find a way.

So Director Bai said into the headset: "Xiao Lu, put the script on the table so that Yu Huanshui can see it, and then do whatever you want, just talk about a few topics."

Xiao Lu nodded imperceptibly on the stage, then put the notebook in his hand on the table and nodded lightly.

Then he said with a smile: "Then how does Mr. Yu teach his children to lie?"

"Education? How to educate? How can I educate my children when I lie to myself? So for the sake of educating my children, I had no choice but to quit my job and then find a job that didn't require me to lie so much.

Lies, it's best not to tell them, because once you tell a lie, you need countless lies to cover it up.

For example, my son's test paper looked clumsy to us, and it was no different from the lies we had told before.

If you want to change your score, you have to consider how many questions you got wrong, correct all the wrong questions, and also change the score that was corrected above...

With such energy, why should we change it? Wouldn't it be better to put all this energy into studying? Work hard and try again to get a high score next time.

Adults are children's first teachers and have the greatest influence. No matter you are doing it for work or for whatever reason, please do not influence your children. "

"It's really well-intentioned. How is the child now?"

"I am slowly getting better, brave, upright, protective of the weak...

Although his academic performance may be a little worse, at least the way he looks now is very gratifying. "

"Speaking of bravery, Mr. Yu, were you afraid when you faced the knife-wielding gangster?" the host asked.

"Of course I'm scared. Didn't you see that my legs are numb and I can't even run?"

"Hahaha!" Here comes this joke!

"As for whether you're afraid or not, it's human nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. How can we not be afraid when facing a knife-wielding gangster?

But before I could think of fear, the other side rushed over, and then the other side fell down as I was caught off guard.

But everyone also saw that there was more than one gangster. If the police hadn't arrived early, they all rushed over, and I wouldn't be able to defeat the four dogs with just two fists. "

"Are you trying to say that two fists are no match for four?"

"No, besides the gangsters, there are four other people on the opposite side."

Everyone...

This is insulting! But I like it.

"Mr. Yu, the word you used is really..." The host didn't know how to describe it.

"I'll tell you the truth, if you're afraid, I'm not afraid! The Wang Banxian of our village said that I have all five elements, live a hundred years, and live to be ninety-nine. That's crazy talk~

From the day my fortune was told, I have never been afraid! If I hadn't been a bit distrustful of Wang Banxian, I wouldn't have taken the stairs away. "

"Don't take the stairs?"

"That's right, I'll jump out of the window. With these horoscopes, who would take the stairs? It's just that Wang Banxian's words are too contradictory. Think about it, he can live to be ninety-nine if he lives a long life, which is one year short. Woolen cloth.

What's going on? Is there a middleman making the difference on this thing? If I am one year old, it will be taken away from me?

If not, is this Wang Banxian not very rigorous in his calculations? What if his hand trembles and he makes a mistake? "

Yu Huanshui said solemnly.

host……

Can we follow the script? When I interview you, why do you feel that you have found someone to praise you? And it's still very unprofessional.

"Haha, I heard that Mr. Yu, your current job is to live broadcast on the platform?"

"Yes, to put it more seriously, it is a self-media studio. I am the CEO, accountant, logistics and artist."

"How many people are there in the studio?"

"Not counting me, I still have an erhu!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

The audience burst into laughter, aren’t you the only one?

"Mr. Yu is really humorous. Since we are talking about self-media, there is something I want to confirm with you. Please watch the big screen~"

Some video clips of Yu Huanshui began to play on the big screen, but these were all clips saying that Yu Huanshui had cancer.

Some asked for confirmation from Brother Death, some had Captain Fang’s words, and some had Yu Hualong forcefully cry...

At this time, the people below are crying. They are terminally ill, so optimistic, and yet they act bravely...

Yu Huanshui frowned, it's hard to get past this, right?

"What does Mr. Yu need to explain about these?"

"Slander, pure slander! Let me tell you, put your tears away, I don't have cancer at all.

It’s a long story, so I’ll make it short. I’m fine drinking beer and eating coriander, but I’m allergic to the two together.

I ate wontons that morning. Little did I know that there was coriander in the fillings. I ate them without noticing. Then I went to a friend’s house and drank two sips of beer...

When I woke up, I was already in the hospital and was diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer.

I knew what was going on. It was impossible, so I went to the First People’s Hospital and had it checked again~

Mild appendicitis.

That cancer was misdiagnosed. Also, according to the hospital’s examination, I have advanced pancreatic cancer and can live for up to six months. It’s already been two months. Look, do I look like someone who can only live for four months?

This ber ber is jumping around so much that it can be sold for two yuan more at the vegetable market. "

"Hahaha!"

There are a few people in the audience who have watched Yu Huanshui's live broadcast, and they are beginning to spread the word~ There is a fish seller from Northeast China in the vegetable market that Yu Huanshui often goes to, and he has a loudspeaker~

"Carp, big carp, jumping around, six dollars, lying in a daze with its belly up, five dollars, motionless and lifeless, three dollars."

Yu Huanshui seemed to have remembered something at this time: "Oh, by the way, let me use the big screen to show you the evidence."

After obtaining permission, Yu Huanshui sent the photos taken on the mobile phone to the big screen~

Yu Huanshui's test report is clearly displayed on it~

No cancer, not at all, just some mild appendicitis.

The hanging hearts of everyone were finally released. People like Yu Huanshui should not die early.

…

At this time, Deputy Director Bai spoke into the headset: "Heavy stuff!"

The host was completely outshined and a little angry. When this person is angry, he tends to be irrational, especially women.

"Mr. Yu, although everyone hopes that you are fine, I have to tell you a topic that is quite cruel to you~

Please look at the big screen~”

“…According to reports from relevant sources, our city’s First People’s Hospital practiced favoritism and issued a health certificate for a chef with an infectious disease, leading to a large-scale outbreak of infectious diseases in a restaurant…

...After investigation and prosecution by relevant departments, the First People's Hospital has issued this kind of certificate more than once..."

Yu Huanshui...

what happened? Do you suspect that this is fake? this……

Chapter 561 Disgusting people

Yu Huanshui can be sure that this is true.

"Host, you can't do this. Although Wang Banxian is gone, you are not someone you can slander. Be careful that he will give you a dream at night for the sake of his reputation!

Besides, it makes absolutely no sense for me to do this. I don’t want to apply for a job as a chef, and I don’t want to pretend to be a tough guy. Why should I spend money on this thing? "

"Hahaha!" When everyone saw Yu Huanshui's situation, they knew it was not fake.

"Mr. Yu was joking. According to insiders, you and your lover have divorced, right?

The custody of the child is in your hands. In order to preserve the custody of the child, you have reason to make this false certificate.

However, if you only have four months, do you think you can take good care of your son in this way?

In fact, Mr. Yu, you don’t have to be like this. With a hero like you in the world, there will naturally be true love.

Next, we invite our mysterious guests~Gan Hong and Yu Chen. "

This host definitely has a personal touch. Yu Huanshui's rhythm just now made the atmosphere lively, but she seemed too unprofessional.

There is nothing to say, which makes people look like, what the hell?

Before hosting the show, she had always been the one who led the crowd in what to say, and she resolved some stage accidents with her "wittyness". You, Yu Huanshui, are too much of a grabber for your job.

In this case, don't blame me for causing trouble for you.

After Yu Huanshui heard this, he was stunned for a moment. Then he looked up and saw Gan Hong leading Yu Chen towards the stage. Yu Chen's eyes were still full of tears.

What's going on?

…

This matter started when Deputy Director Bai finished chatting with him. After Deputy Director Bai finished chatting with Yu Huanshui, he felt that although Yu Huanshui was a hero, it would be best to add some flesh and blood.

Flesh and blood is not enough, you must also be affectionate and righteous!

So I called Gan Hong and hoped that she could star in a friendly role, even if it was just for money or just to be on TV.

As for what to say, it’s all from a script. Once you know it by heart, just say it. Who will remember who you are later?