Chapter 33: Flicking People into the Lame (Part 2)
“Hurry up and stay at home, you guys are so fast!”
“I have just taken the three kills and I will lose. I’ll fuck your mother, you guys!”
The man stared fiercely at the game screen, which was getting worse and worse. At the same time, the voice was constantly spitting, and there were even a lot of dirty mouths during the period.
Zu’an stage, come if you have a mother!
Some teammates really couldn’t bear the dirty mouth of a man, so they couldn’t help opening their mouths and replying:
“Are you even qualified to talk about us?”
“You haven’t moved so much until now, you still scold the most joyfully!”
“What are you doing so much!!!”
The man’s red eyes have been staring at the screen, and he is constantly judging the dangerous situation in his heart.
His fingers are just placed on the keyboard as if practice makes perfect, without a glance at all!
“Hey, it’s strange, why can’t I move anymore? Impossible? It’s impossible for me to keep pressing the keyboard all the time!”
It took more than a minute, after other teammates’ reminders, that the man reacted.
He looked down suddenly, and then his pupils shrank violently…
His keyboard…
When did his keyboard disappear? !
“Impossible…impossible!”
“I seemed to have touched the keyboard just now! How could it suddenly disappear?”
The man held his head and muttered to himself with an incredible expression on his face.
Playing games continuously for three days and three nights has long brought the man’s body and brain to a trough.
Especially in such an incredible scene now, it directly caused his brain to crash, and even the most basic judgment ability was gone!
And Ye Luoyun, he still repeated the same tricks, the keyboard in his hand just hovered beside the man’s shoulders.
It’s like a network administrator who is naked and secretly observing, for the audience in the live broadcast room, showing off his achievements!
“Look at it! Brother Yun is super magical again!!! (broken sound)”
“Stealing the keyboard of an internet addiction patient who is fighting at home, this difficulty, this technique…what a fortress?!”
“Damn, this is the most awesome pickpocket I have ever seen! The thief who stole so much money is simply weak compared to this!”
“Mom asked why I was kneeling on the keyboard to watch the live broadcast…what? The keyboard was stolen by Brother Yun and I can’t kneel? Then it’s okay! (Funny face)”
The poor man, who was stolen by Ye Luoyun three times in a row, didn’t know what was going on, and thought he really had a problem!
He just wants to play games, why do you treat him this way?
“Hahaha…hahaha! I know, I know!”
The man raised his head with a crazy smile on his face:
“I see, this must be an illusion again. Laozi has played too many games, and there is something wrong with his spirit!”
The man’s face seemed to cry and laugh, he looked like a real lunatic.
He can no longer play games so excessively, he really can no longer play games!
He has a wife, he has a family, he…
It really doesn’t happen that just because of a mere slap, it will become a neurosis! ! !
When Ye Luoyun had a weird face, wondering if he played too much, the man…
Actually slapped his face severely!
The man’s head was skewed, and his entire concentration was a little distracted by the intense pain.
When he once again focused his attention on the table subconsciously…
keyboard……
The keyboard just lay there, looking like it hadn’t disappeared from beginning to end!
Everything just now…
It turns out it’s really just a pure illusion!
“Damn, at least…at least after playing this round, Laozi will quit the game again!!!”
“Laozi… Laozi would rather be sorry for his wife than for his teammates!”
The whole person pounced on the keyboard subconsciously like a hungry wolf predating.
He didn’t even have time to look at the computer screen, just like that, he controlled it mechanically on the keyboard!
At least, let Yasuo come out of the spring to help guard the house together!
However……
When the man raised his head and planned to operate like a tiger…
His pupils shrank suddenly again, and the haggard color on his face was like seeing a ghost!
In front of him, on the empty computer desk…
Where did the computer display go? ! !
network management:”???”
Many viewers: “???”
“Yaoshou! Brother Yun is more awesome than Super God, he is super ghost!”
“That’s so ridiculous! Is this all right?!”
“I originally thought that the highest level of pickpockets was to steal the keyboards of Internet addicts who were defending their homes in team battles. Then I was wrong. It turns out that the highest level of pickpockets is to steal the computer screens of those who are defending their homes in team battles!”
“I’m so fucked up, is this a pickpocket? I’m afraid it’s not a fairy, right?”
“Mom, come and see the gods!”
Small objects such as key wallets can be easily placed behind him.
Even something as light as a keyboard can be placed behind Ye Luoyun’s hands that look like gods.
But this kind of big and hard computer display screen, even if it is placed behind Ye Luoyun, is somewhat reluctant, and it will cover up most of the screen.
But Ye Luoyun is very good at using the blind spot of a man’s perspective, and he did not realize that he had stolen his computer screen in a short time!
In fact, as long as the man is calmer, sensible, and rotates more, he can easily find the computer screen in Ye Luoyun’s hand.
However, he is obviously not calm at all!
“Illusion…hehe, is this an illusion again?”
The man kept fanning his face, he wanted to free himself from the sickness as soon as possible!
As a result, the slap was a little heavy, and the man was slapped so that he could see the gold stars, and he lay directly on the chair and lowered his head…
Taking advantage of this gap, Ye Luoyun quickly pressed the computer screen and put it back on the original table!
At the same time, Ye Luoyun looked like a okay person again, patted the man’s shoulder comfortingly and said:
“Brother, what’s the matter with you? Isn’t it true that the computer has been playing too much and the hallucinations have occurred?”
“Game…what game?”
Just after hearing the word game, the man couldn’t help but hit a joke:
“Stop playing with me! The game is terrible!”
After calming down slightly, the man suddenly looked at Ye Luoyun with gratitude:
“Thank you, brother.”
“If it weren’t for you, I would really not realize that my mental condition is so serious!”
Seeing the man’s face swollen by his fan, Ye Luoyun’s eyes flickered:
“It’s okay, you’re welcome, this is what an ordinary citizen of me should do!”
With that said, Ye Luoyun also secretly made an “OK” gesture at the stunned little webmaster girl.
It is a normal and logical thing to use pickpocket skills to fool Internet addiction patients to get rid of Internet addiction, right?
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