Chapter 37: Anti-picking master

“Hello, this is the Science and Health Bureau, is there anything?”

Asked Andre, a member of the Health Service in the Health Bureau.

Ye Luoyun is a little familiar with places like the Science and Health Bureau now.

But he deliberately pretended to be a newcomer nervous, and his eyes drifted slightly:

“Oh, that’s it. I saw your poster before and said that you are here recently…”

“A crime prevention activity is being held?”

Smith nodded:

“Yes, because of this event, we need to recruit a few professionals who can prevent crime to explain to the people nearby the tips on how to prevent crime…”

Speaking of this, Andre suddenly raised his head and looked at the strange man in front of him:

“Why are you asking this?”

I saw a trace of uncertainty in Ye Luoyun’s voice:

“I’m here to apply for your event!”

“Only you?”

Smith looked at Ye Luoyun suspiciously, his face full of strong suspicion.

It’s not that Smith’s eyes are low, it’s mainly because Ye Luoyun’s eyes floated a bit since he came in.

Look at this one for a while, look at that one for a while…

This is a typical manifestation of mental slack!

It usually appears in people who have extremely weak willpower or who stay up all night for several days!

The man who was addicted to the internet before had a similar performance!

Loss of spirit will lead to loss of eyes, so that they will be easily approached!

Would such a person be a professional in crime prevention?

Just kidding!

Had it not been for Smith still had the most basic professional qualities, otherwise I would not be able to help but regard Ye Luoyun as a criminal at this time, so he quickly hugged his head and squatted down!

“Well, what kind of crime are you a talented person?”

In terms of talent, Smith added a little bit, as if mocking Ye Luoyun.

But Ye Luoyun didn’t care, even what he wanted was this effect!

Diverting the attention of the hunting target is the secret of Ye Luoyun’s victory!

“I am an anti-pickpocket master who prevents pickpockets from stealing things!”

Ye Luoyun took it for granted.

Only a thief with a hundred thieves is the best anti-picking master in the world!

“Anti-picking? Master?”

Smith is no stranger to this term, because just now a so-called anti-picking master came!

It just so happened that an old man wearing glasses and looking like Professor Sven came over.

“Hahaha, Professor Lin Yaowen, here are your colleagues!”

Smith smiled and said to the old man.

This old man is the Professor Fanpa from China, and Wang Guoming’s helper specially invited to help Taishan!

Because many players in the America region have chosen the industry of pickpocketing, so I specially invited Professor Lin Yaowen to come over!

“Oh? A companion?”

Professor Lin Yaowen helped his glasses, and then squinted his eyes, looking at the young man with free eyes in front of him and said:

“You have also been studying the topic of anti-pickup?”

“I can’t talk about research, I just have a wealth of practical experience!”

Ye Luoyun smiled, the smile on his face was unusually brilliant, it seemed that there was a certain meaning hidden in the smile.

“Hahaha, we don’t have any theoretical experience with Brother Yun, but we have very rich practical experience! (Funny)”

“Huh…professional pickpockets are fighting against the industry? This is a path I have never imagined!”

“I’m also drunk, do you need any shit theoretical knowledge in any industry now? It’s outrageous, do you need to pick big shit?”



“Haha, this old professor, dare to provoke Brother Yun, your path is narrow!”

For some reason, the old professor seemed to be full of hostility towards Ye Luoyun:

“Oh? In other words, you haven’t touched the theoretical knowledge in this area at all, and have never even published any papers?”

Ye Luoyun was a little confused:

“This stuff…”

“Do you still need to publish a paper?”

This is not a rigorous scientific experiment!

“Nose, you are prank!”

The crutches in his hand hit the ground fiercely, and the old professor looked at Ye Luoyun with annoyance:

“You have neither learned any professional knowledge, nor published any related papers. How can you claim to be a so-called anti-pickup master?”

“I have been working in the industry and studying the topic of anti-pickup for so many years, I have not been so arrogant to you!”

“Do you know what the thief was thinking in the simulation?”

“Do you know how to prevent people from being stolen?”

“Do you know how to take the most correct posture and always be alert to every stranger around you who might be a pickpocket?!”

The old professor got more and more excited as he talked, his chest was getting more and more rushing, and he was undulating violently, looking like a senior who hates iron and steel, and is likely to be angry at any time!

But Ye Luoyun heard the old professor’s true intentions from these seemingly high-sounding words.

It’s nothing more than seeing Ye Luoyun claiming to be a master of anti-picking at a young age, and he has already begun to feel a little uncomfortable!

After all, the old professor is so old, even the professor has not said that he is a master!

The expression remained the same, and the corners of his mouth were still smiling confidently as if forever.

It’s just this confident smile that started to become a little sarcasm:

“Professor, have you ever seen a real pickpocket?”

Thousands of words seem to be beyond the reach of Ye Luoyun’s plain and extremely simple rhetorical question at this time.

The angry expression instantly stiffened on his face, seeming to have hit the old professor’s weakness.

In fact, as a dignified professor, how could he have encountered so-called pickpockets?

But it’s not that he hasn’t found students to simulate the situation of pickpockets, presumably…

It should be the same, right?

Thinking of this, the professor raised his chest slightly:

“Why not? I have seen more pickpockets than you have ever seen!”

“In that case…”

At this time, Ye Luoyun’s mockery no longer had the slightest concealment:

“Teacher you have seen so many thieves, you can still be stolen, you can see your IQ…”

“It really needs to be improved!”

In Ye Luoyun’s hand, a black small bag suddenly appeared.

The most outrageous thing is that this small black bag…

Is it special? I have been straddling the shoulders of the old professor just now!

“Can this be stolen? It’s simply outrageous!”

“Hahaha, I’m still wary of every stranger around me who might be a pickpocket! Old professor, are you wary?”

“I’m really drunk, this old professor really only talks on paper but doesn’t actually operate it! Wouldn’t he just move his lips?”

“Compared with peerless pickpockets, do you really want to fart?”

“Huh! Brother Yun did a good job! It’s a relief! There should be fewer such so-called professors!”

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