Chapter 46: Using bugs to brush money
“I don’t know, undergraduate, graduate, or PhD?”
The graduate student asked unexplainably.
He didn’t doubt that although the opponent looked young, he wouldn’t be a doctor.
After all, there is no shortage of genius in this world.
Moreover, Ye Luoyun was kindly invited to come here as a security consultant to give lectures to graduate students and even doctoral students, so he would not be too suspicious of the other party’s academic qualifications no matter how high it is.
only……
“No, I’m just a social person who graduated from high school and entered the social university early for further studies. It can’t be compared with a talent with high IQ like you…”
“what?”
When the other party was shocked, the keys, various documents, etc., were all placed on his face beside his left side along with his belt!
Even the keychain almost touched his face, but he didn’t notice it at all!
Because his gaze was always on Ye Luoyun who was on the right side, the blind spot of the viewing angle didn’t even notice the trouser belt next to his face!
“It’s a god, it’s a god, it’s a god! How did he do it?!”
Xiang Qiu and Chen Rongrong murmured in astonishment. As long as the graduate student turned his head slightly, he could see his waistband and other things, which had been stolen by Ye Luoyun’s magical techniques. Go away!
However, because Ye Luoyun has been constantly creating topics and drawing the attention of the other party, this graduate student from Harvard University did not notice at all…
My pants are about to fall off!
There was a slight commotion in the audience. Some graduate students’ friends wanted to remind him by words, but Ye Luoyun put his finger on his lips and motioned them not to speak out.
Ye Luoyun, in front of the many members of the science and health team, stole the members of the science and health team with a graduate degree, but he still did not react!
Putting the waistband and other things behind his back, Ye Luoyun patted him on the shoulder with his other hand, smiling brightly, hiding a trace of sarcasm:
“Well, this graduate student, because your IQ is really “too high”, I suddenly found that you are not very suitable for my teaching.”
“So please go back to the auditorium, come, please encourage him with applause!”
The applause was extremely intense.
It was so intense that the graduate student was a bit forgetful, and he really thought that his IQ was too high, so Ye Luoyun felt that he would not steal anything from him!
Feeling a little proud.
Until he took a slight step forward…
Some of the wide trousers lost the shackles of their waistbands, and could no longer control them, invading downwards.
Then…
I heard a big “fuck” sound!
“Ahhhh, Brother Yun’s pickpocket skills are really getting more and more outrageous!”
“It’s so laughable. How about a graduate student, isn’t it still stolen by Brother Yun, who has a high school education?”
“Suddenly I felt a little emotional. Brother Yun, who has a high school degree, teaches a group of students who are mostly graduate students. No matter how bad they are, they are also undergraduates in prestigious schools. Does it really depend on ability, not academic qualifications?”
“So, someone with a high IQ and a high degree will not be stolen or deceived. It’s just nonsense!”
When the pants were about to fall, Ye Luoyun blocked the graduate student in time, so that he did not lose all his face.
At the same time, they didn’t let them see…
Mr. graduate student’s underwear with Doraemon pattern printed on it!
Putting on the pants, Mr. Graduate only felt that he was going to die on the spot!
“Therefore, regardless of academic qualifications and IQs, people who pickpockets are looking at, no matter how high the IQ, sometimes miss…”
“By the way, were you sent here to study?”
The graduate student nodded:
“Yes, I originally lived in another state, I just came to this place to study today, and now I live in a guest house…”
Returning everything to the other party, Ye Luoyun said:
“Then, if I were a real pickpocket, my mobile phone, room card, and all kinds of documents proving your identity would have been stolen by me.”
“And you have nothing, you can’t even lift your pants, so what should you do?”
Ye Luoyun’s words shocked the graduate students, and even forgot ashamed.
If this is the case, he came here unfamiliar with his life, and no one of his colleagues around can recognize him.
And there is nothing on him, he can’t even prove that he is a graduate student!
His dignified graduate students might be reduced to tramps and beggars because of this!
By that time, the so-called graduate students would still be a bullshit!
After figuring it out, the previous anger towards Ye Luoyun disappeared without a trace:
“Thank you for your reminder, I will definitely stay vigilant at any time in the future!”
“Well, Ruzi can teach and…”
Ye Luoyun nodded, and then more enthusiastic applause rang out.
The applause is for graduate students, and even for Ye Luoyun!
The so-called high academic qualifications and high IQ do not guarantee that you will not be deceived or stolen!
Originally, when Ye Luoyun planned to talk a little more at will and catch fish after class, his eyes were accidentally turned out of the window, toward the sky, which players can see at any time on the leaderboard…
Suddenly, Ye Luoyun’s eyes condensed!
He clearly remembered that his guilt value was 10,000 at first, and after a series of escape crimes, the guilt value increased to 100,000.
But now…
It actually increased by ten thousand out of thin air!
Ye Luoyun squinted his eyes, but found that in his brilliant criminal record, there was such a thing out of thin air:
“Constituting fraud, theft, gathering crowds to brainwash the Security Forces, constitute the crime of assaulting the police!”
Ye Luoyun was shocked. Although his identity was fake, the knowledge he was talking about was true!
Is this also considered brainwashing?
In addition to stealing or something, he went back after stealing it!
He is really just simulating, simulating, and simulating crime! Do you understand the simulation?
Can this be counted?
and many more……
Ye Luoyun suddenly had a flash of inspiration:
“This system for calculating the crime value is obviously personally mentally handicapped, and only judges the crime value based on the behavior of the contestants.”
“From the perspective of artificial mental retardation, I instill knowledge in the sci-tech team members, whether this knowledge is true or false, it is considered brainwashing!”
“No, because I am a fugitive and an illegal element, so the knowledge I teach is recognized and accepted by the Science and Technology Corps, that is considered brainwashing!”
“The mentality of brainwashing assault on the police is not low in crime value!”
“In other words, as long as I steal more things and talk more about the principles to make them agree with it…”
“Then I can take advantage of this bug to get unlimited guilty points?”
Thinking of this, Ye Luoyun suddenly turned his head to look at the gazes of the students below the stage, full of enthusiasm!
Chen Rongrong and the others, in Ye Luoyun’s eyes, are huge money bags after another!
Guilty value equals points, points equals money…
In other words, it’s time to spend money!
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