Escape Game: Play Kaito Kidd At The Beginning

Chapter 99: People Are Stupid, Money Comes Quickly

“Thank you, thank you so much!”

The middle-aged women looked grateful, while the hypocritical gentlemen who had donated held their chests up, accepting the praise and honor of the people around them.

If good deeds are not seen and praised by others, then good deeds will have no meaning!

“The money donated by generous gentlemen and ladies, I will use all of these poor orphans.”

“In addition, if I encounter other homeless children, I will try my best to meet all their requirements!”

The words of the middle-aged women drew praise from the crowd.

“Ms. Mary is so kind!”

“Ms. Mary is a well-known philanthropist here. There is a donation certificate as well!”

“Like Ms. Mary, if I encounter other homeless children, I will do everything I can to satisfy them!”

A young gentleman said obligately with his cane, attracting a wave of admiration from his girlfriend next to him.

Here, it’s like heaven!

But in Ye Luoyun’s eyes, it seemed a little dazzling.

Because their heads were covered with hypocritical green, Ye Luoyun couldn’t even open his eyes!

There is no way, it is too hot!

“Oh oh oh…”

“Wow!”

I patted the stray child who was facing the stray dog ​​and grabbing food by the trash can.

Ye Luoyun was attached to her ear, and at the cost of delicious chicken legs, asked her to do something…

Soon, the tramp squeezed directly into the crowd.

“Damn, don’t touch me. If my clothes get dirty, can you afford to pay you?”

The generous gentleman glared at the wanderer, full of arrogance!

However, the tramp was not bluffed at all.

Regardless of it, he stretched out his hand towards the gentleman, towards the Mary who looked like a Virgin, and at the same time said blankly:

“I’m an orphan, the homeless kind, give me money!”

Everyone present was stunned on the spot, looking at the vagrant with weird gazes.

“Then… that, poor boy, have you encountered any difficulties?”

“Is you hungry, I buy something for you to eat?”

The corners of Mary’s mouth twitched, she bent down, touched the stray head and said.

“Yes, yes, why does a kid ask for money? May I ask you to eat?”

The gentleman next to him said.

However, the vagrant shook his head, and he got the essence of Ye Luoyun:

“No, I don’t want to eat, I don’t want to drink, I just want money!”

The faces of Mary, the gentleman and others turned dark on the spot, where did the hapless child come from? Are you here to smash the scene purposely?

There is no innocence as a child at all!

Seeing that Mary and others were unwilling to move, the tramp deliberately taunted with as contemptuously and skeptically as possible in accordance with the method taught by Ye Luoyun:

“Didn’t you say that if you encounter a stray child, you will help each other unconditionally?”

With that said, the tramp patted his chest and said:

“People around you should know that I have been wandering here for a long time.

Others who have seen the vagrant nodded involuntarily, which means that the vagrant is indeed a fake!

At this time, the gentleman who was arrogant and shouted loudly just now was a little bit hard to get off his feet, and his eyes flickered and said:

“This…I have donated all the cash I had just now. I don’t have any cash now…”

A joke, if you donate money to this child, he will suffer a lot if he doesn’t issue an officially authorized donation certificate to himself!

“It doesn’t matter!”

The childish and cute childish voice showed two cute white tiger teeth, but at this time it was like a little demon:

“If you don’t bring cash, you can swipe your card to get your deposit!”

With that said, the vagrant handed out a POS machine, the kind that can be swiped at any time!

“Ah this…”

The gentleman suddenly felt some toothache.

You really have difficulty eating, where is the pos machine?

It’s simply so outrageous, don’t all the tramp beggars now keep pace with the times?

“Then… I’ll give you ten dollars?”

“We are here to subsidize the package service for poor children. The cheapest package is 13888!”

“F*ck…”

Behind him, Ye Luoyun leaned against a street lamp with his hands in his pockets, showing a dark smile:

“Rich people, I have eliminated all your difficulties, and will not hinder your desire to help others!”

Seeing the gentleman hesitate, the stray child blinked his big eyes, pretending to be surprised:

“Ah! No? No? No? There are really no young people in this world who have no savings, right?”

In the gentleman’s black line, in the eyes of the girlfriend next to him that became disgusting, the tramp continued to make up for the knife:

“It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a deposit!”

“Then you have to have a house? If there is no house this year, then there is really no hope!”

“I also provide housing mortgage services here to ensure professionalism!”

The vagrant took out a series of materials that Ye Luoyun had prepared for him…

“You don’t… really don’t have a house, do you?”

Next to him, the girlfriend stabbed the gentleman in the chest with her arm, and asked with a “nuclear” smile on her face.

A faint of cold sweat dripped from the gentleman’s forehead:

“How… how could there be no house?”

The gentleman said with a strong smile, no longer the look of full of pride before.

But under Ye Luoyun’s training, the vagrant started to make up again!

“Actually, it doesn’t matter if there is no house!”

The frightening cute childish voice continued to sound:

“We also provide kidney cut services here. This is our professional doctor, who guarantees professionalism and painlessness!”

With that said, the vagrant handed out Ye Luoyun’s business card!

Dissection is nothing more than a kidney cut, sprinkle it with water!

In the expression of gentlemen knelt down and begged for mercy, the wanderer continued:

“If the kidney deficiency is no longer enough, we will also provide…”

“Enough! You are the ancestor, but you are my ancestor for eight generations, why not!”

The gentleman is really scared. If we go on, his girlfriend will break up with him!

“The cheapest relief package, 13888, right? Laozi gave it!”

The gentleman gritted his teeth and offered money to the street children with both hands!

“It won’t work, it won’t work, my stomach hurts with laughter!”

“Is this the disciple taught by our Brother Yun? It really won the true teachings of Brother Yun!”

“Professional begging team, you are satisfied!”

“It’s so fun! I severely tore off the disgusting faces of these gentlemen!”

“Damn, don’t say any more, master don’t say any more! I feel her heart is pierced with a knife, and it’s all pierced into my chest!”

“Brother Yun, the vagrant will always drop the gods!”

Give money to the vagrant, but the vagrant is still not satisfied.

She turned her head abruptly, looked at Mary and the other rich gentlemen, took a step forward slightly, and showed a bad smile…

She is just a poor wanderer, what can she have in mind?

It’s just that you can drive in and go home by subway!

“Don’t come here!”

Many rich gentlemen are actually afraid of a poor tramp!

I searched the gentleman and Mary fiercely. They held their own identities and were kidnapped to death by vagrants by morality!

Watching the tramp leave with a huge sum of money, the rich are empty in their pockets, as if they are being hollowed out.

Oh, they also need funding from well-wishers now!

“Forget it, at least he is really a stray, this money can help him…a ghost!”

The gentlemen were about to comfort themselves, but they saw the tramp raise his head and said to Ye Luoyun obediently:

“This money is for you!”

“How are those people?”

“Stupid people, a lot of money, come quickly!”