Eternal First Son-in-law

Chapter 1251: human fireworks

"How much is two bowls of sour plum soup?" In a market square in Luling City, a young man was biting with a piece of cake in one hand. In the other hand, he was carrying many scattered snacks. With the cake in his mouth, he walked to a sour plum soup stand.

The two of them changed their faces, but even though Luo Mi had painted himself with a yellowish complexion and an ordinary appearance, it attracted the attention of many people, and the dusty temperament could not be restrained.

On the contrary, Xu Wuzhou, who looks like a young man in the market, is skilled in dealing with various vendors.

"Ten copper coins. Will the guest officer drink here or take it away in an oiled paper cup?" the shopkeeper asked.

"Seven coins, I want two cups."

"The guest official wants honesty, nine copper coins."

"Seven!"

"It's really not good, guest! There's not much left. I want to go home early, so there's only one less. Otherwise, I can't miss one."

"The place I came here just now sells six copper coins, so I was not thirsty at the time. Now I have added one for you."

"Guest officer, this street, I will sell this, and I have always been at this price."

"Then you have to be careful. There is a new store opened there today, and you will have competitors from today. Forget it, if you don't sell the seven copper coins, I can leave."

After speaking, Xu Wuzhou was about to turn around and leave.

"Yes! Eight copper coins, don't be too harsh on the price, guest officer, I will lose money for seven copper coins."

"Forget it, eight is just eight. I'm just thirsty, and I don't care about one or two coins, or I'll endure it any longer."

After finishing speaking, Xu Wuzhou threw eight copper plates to the store owner and said, "Finish it, let's drink while walking."

"Good Le!"

The shopkeeper quickly packed Xu Wuzhou, Xu Wuzhou took a cup and handed it to Luo Mi: "Try it, sweet and sour is delicious!"

Luo Mi glanced at Xu Wuzhou, she had never come into contact with these market snacks before. As a mysterious girl, she has always been high above, and Yaochi gave her all the delicacies of mountains and seas, as well as the treasures of heaven and earth.

This time Xu Wuzhou took him to visit this small town, where it was lively and where to go, many things seemed strange to her, but Xu Wuzhou was very interested to buy and taste.

At first, she resisted, but Xu Wuzhou put the snack into her mouth several times, and only took a bite to avoid it.

She found that it was indeed unique.

So when Xu Wuzhou handed her the sour plum soup, she took a sip. It tastes good and she likes it.

However, her temperament is also destined to be a taste, even if it is delicious. Not like Xu Wuzhou, who doesn't care about the image at all, the pastry skewers are stuffed into the mouth, and the mouth is big, and there are food scraps on the mouth, where is it like a high Taoist master.

Luo Mi looked at Xu Wuzhou's temperament, but it looked very similar to those people in the market.

"Would you like to kowtow some melon seeds while shopping?" Xu Wuzhou raised his hand, indicating that Luo Mi could go and kowtow the melon seeds from the paper bag by himself.

Luo Mi naturally couldn't do such a thing, for fear that Xu Wuzhou would stuff her again, so he changed the subject and said, "You cut two of the ten copper coins?"

Luo Mi is really hard to understand, what is Xu Wuzhou's identity, and what price to bargain with these ordinary people, he can buy this street if he just leaks it out. But unfortunately, for the sake of one or two copper coins, he was suitable to have a few quarters of an hour with the store owner, and Luo Mi was really convinced.

"You don't understand! It's boring to go around the city without bargaining. That's why I think the shops on this street are very honest.

"..." Luo Mi was speechless when she heard Xu Wuzhou's words. Thinking of Xu Wuzhou's battle of wits and courage for bargaining along the way, she also felt that it was really relaxing and interesting.

Just thinking about this, she felt her arm being dragged by Xu Wuzhou. It turned out that she lost her mind. In this busy city, someone walked so fast that she almost ran into her.

She avoided it, but the sour plum soup in her hand inevitably spilled out onto a slightly obese woman.

The woman screamed suddenly and glared at Luo Mi angrily: "I don't have eyes, I sprinkle everything on the old lady."

Luo Mi was scolded and stayed where she was, as a mysterious girl. Have you ever faced such a situation? If it is a great cultivator, she can just hit him directly. However, this is an ordinary person.

Just when she was at a loss and didn't think of a way to deal with it, she saw Xu Wuzhou stand up: "Aunt, you walk so fast, you almost bumped into us and didn't care about you, you still have the face to scold us."

"Who are you calling auntie?" The woman was even more furious, pointed at Xu Wuzhou's nose and said, "Believe it or not, the old lady tore your mouth!"

"Damn it! I really don't believe my violent temper. Aunt, if you want to be rude, don't even look at who I am. I am a tiger in Luling, afraid of you?"

"Just like you, you still have a tiger in Luling, and that old lady is the city lord of Luling. Little bastard, who are you calling yourself Laozi in front of you, you don't even have all the hair, how dare you shout in front of the old lady."

When Luo Mi saw Xu Wuzhou stand up, her heart relaxed. If Xu Wuzhou handles it, then there will be no problem! Who can compare with Xu Wuzhou.

"I just..."

"Just what? If you shout loudly, your hair will grow straight. When it grows, the old lady will grab you and pull it for you."

"I……"

"Shut up your mother, you look like a dog, that is, a straw bag."

Xu Wuzhou was furious: "Who are you calling a scumbag?"

"Not convinced yet? If you are not convinced, take off your pants and prove it to the old lady. I don't dare to be you, bah, it's a shame."

"..."

Luo Mi was beside her, dumbfounded listening to these foul words. But Xu Wuzhou felt shocking. Madeleine, this woman is so strong in battle, and the words that come out of her mouth are hot, and it feels too noisy.

"Don't talk anymore? If you don't want to be embarrassed, just leave the old lady!"

"You wait!" Xu Wuzhou put down his harsh words, dragged Luo Mi, and fled.

Luo Mi was dragged by Xu Wuzhou, and she could hear the woman yelling behind her back.

Looking at Xu Wuzhou, who was full of embarrassment, Luo Mi suddenly burst out laughing.

Is this Xu Wuzhou who fights with Confucianism? Just being scolded by an ordinary woman and running away? If Immortal Emperor Mo Dao and others knew about this, what would they think?

Luo Mi was dragged by Xu Wuzhou to a teahouse, only to see Xu Wuzhou throwing a few gold ingots, when Luo Mi wondered what Xu Wuzhou was doing.

But I heard Xu Wuzhou shouting to the second shopkeeper, "Help me get me all the women who quarrel most in your place."

Seeing the shop assistant leaving with the gold ingot, Luo Mi wondered, "What are you doing?"

"Please someone! I can still suffer from this loss! I have to invite someone to scold me and scold me back."

Luo Mi looked at Xu Wuzhou who was furious, and she refreshed her understanding of Xu Wuzhou again.

What kind of brain do you have, you can think of paying someone to scold you!

Soon, the shop assistant invited someone. Then, with Xu Wuzhou's money opening the way. Sure enough, the three women found the woman in the face and started the road of scolding.

Xu Wuzhou's anger dissipated at this time, sitting in the teahouse, watching the scolding on the street.

Luo Mi looked at Xu Wuzhou, who was triumphant, and listened to the noise below.

She suddenly felt that the world was warm and lively, and she thought of a word: fireworks in the world.

The emotions in my heart seem to be relaxed at this moment, and the world has become smarter.

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