Eunuch Emperor

(Sorry for the title of the previous chapter, I can’t finish writing the face-slap story all night from 3 a.m. to 10 a.m., this chapter promises to be really exciting)

Du Bian looked at the half-brother Du Yan.

At this time, this Du Yan is no longer humble, full of the self-confident charm of the world in my hands, and full of the superiority of civil servants. As soon as he comes up, he will drive out the hundred households of Du Bian, the sixth-grade east factory, and give him and Fang Qingyi let the place.

And the former fiancee of Du Bian, the woman who was about to kill him, simply stayed in the gorgeous carriage and couldn't get out. Perhaps she felt that Du Bian was not qualified to look at her face?

Du Bian smiled and said, "The post is very large, so there is no problem living with a few people."

In fact, don't say that three people live in the same station, even if three people sleep in a bed, Du Bian has no objection.

The most important thing to be a human being is to be happy and have a mind, right?

It's a pity that Du Yan couldn't hear Du Bian's gangsters. His face was righteous and coldly said: "Sorry, we don't live in the same station with the castration party, and can't stand the scent of castration."

The superiority of your young civil servant is overwhelming.

People like Du Yan and Fang Qingyi who slap face need to pay attention to methods and methods. They can't directly rush to kill them. Besides, there are thousands of people on the other side.

What is Du Yan most proud of? Of course it is his talent, the seventeen-year-old second-class top scholar, don't be too arrogant.

So the best way to slap him is to beat him in the place where he has the most superiority, and make him ashamed in front of his wife.

And Fang Qingyi, a arrogant top noble daughter, once her husband makes her faceless, the first time, the second time, and the third time, don't blame me for despising you, or even changing your hat.

What Du Bian wants to show is, Fang Qingyi, I am better than your husband in every aspect!

However, his younger brother Du Yan did not wait for Du Bian to export.

Everyone is brothers, and they really think the same thing.

"Du Bian, I heard that you won the first place in the Guangxi Eunuch's national studies exam. It's amazing." Du Yan said, his voice was full of great irony.

His Du Yan was the top two in the palace exam, and the fourth in the country.

And Du Bian is only the first in the exam of a provincial eunuch.

If you use the modern earth analogy, that one is the Oscar award, and the other is the township film festival award.

Therefore, in Du Yan's eyes, Du Bian's first place is full of cottage flavors.

At this moment, Fang Qingyi walked out of the gorgeous carriage, staggered her hands on her lower abdomen, gently pulled her long skirt with her jade hand, and walked with her head down.

Her eyes were always looking at her feet, without looking at Du Bian.

I have to admit that this woman is indeed extremely beautiful, and she deserves to be a beautiful woman who is almost as famous as Princess Ning Xue. And her every move is full of incomparably elegant and noble beauty.

In some ways, she was more like a princess than Ning Xue.

Especially her figure is slender and charming, embossed, full of coveted beauty, but she dare not feel profane.

She walked up to Du Yan, took her husband's arm gently, and said softly and tenderly: "Husband, even if you face the vulgar eunuchs, don’t lose your demeanor. Even if you drive away, you must be elegant and good. Don’t be vulgar. violence."

Du Yan said with deep affection: "Don't worry, even with the jackal hyena, I will maintain my demeanor."

Then, he looked upstairs: "Du Bian, I heard that your poetry is extremely talented. I wonder if it is true or not?"

It seems that he has heard of Du Bian's reputation in this regard, and he is very uncomfortable.

Du Bian shrugged his shoulders, indicating that there was such a thing.

Du Yan said: "This time I came to Baise Mansion to take up the post of county magistrate. I brought many great scholars who were full of poems and books. They just can make judgments. We made a poem on a temporary topic, who can do better? Today this station belongs to whom. Whoever loses, how about getting out?"

Sure enough, he is a scholar.

"Okay, okay, okay..." A few big scholars of the Fang family got off the other carriages and clapped their hands: "My uncle is really elegant, even if he and the **** still maintain such a demeanor, I will be blessed, my uncle's literary talent is even the emperor. Your Majesty is full of praise."

Du Bian nodded and said, "Okay, the winning man lives in it. The losing man, get out."

He emphasized the word "man", but it was a pity that the younger brother still didn't hear it.

Du Yan said softly towards his wife Fang Qingyi: "Madam, please write a question!"

Fang Qingyi lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "You are half-brothers from the same father, but you don’t share the heavens at this time. It is really embarrassing. Why don't you just write a poem on the subject of this same roommate. Who loses? Just take the initiative to leave."

Du Bian was shocked when he heard this question.

No way, don't you say it is sent to the door to slap your face, even the posture is so unique?

It's too difficult for me to lose if you come up with this topic.

But I have to say that this topic is well presented, and it is very close to the reality of the two brothers Du Bian and Du Yan.

Du Yan conceived for a moment, and said, "Yes!"

Then, his poems burst out.

"Fighting in the same room"

The birds of Huanshan are far away from bitterness, and if they want to go back to Xiang, they cannot conquer.

Tian's hastily divided the flesh and blood, and the blue sky destroys the bauhinia.

The woody trees of Jiao Ke have the same shape, and the east branch is haggard and the west branch is awkward.

The unintentional thing is still like this, and Hu is looking for heavenly soldiers when participating in business.

As soon as this poem came out, Fang Qingyi's beautiful eyes brightened. At this time, she admired her husband the most, and her true talent was so great that she was convinced and convinced her to be proud of her.

And several big scholars from the Fang family also cheered loudly and applauded desperately.

"Good poem, great poem!"

"Such a poetic talent, the entire Daning Dynasty can't find a few."

"We are considered to be full of poems and books, but we are ashamed of it at this time."

When Du Bian heard this poem, he couldn't help but be stunned.

This half-brother of his own father is indeed extremely outstanding. It is no wonder that the Du family will completely abandon the former Du change and choose to train Du Yan.

No wonder the Fang family did not dislike Du Yan as a bastard, and still married Fang Qingyi to him.

This poem is absolutely awesome, the key conception time is very short, less than five minutes.

No wonder he has a sense of superiority all the time, this kind of genius is just like that.

Du Yan's face was pleasing, and he turned towards Du and said, "It's your turn, do you want me to go back to the carriage and wait? How about half an hour?"

Du Bian said: "No, I also have a song "Fucking Ge in the Same Room", please listen carefully."

Du Yan pricked his ears.

Fang Qingyi still bowed her head and gently tugged on her long skirt, but her crystal clear ears were slightly pricked up and listened carefully.

Du Bian took a deep breath and said in a low tone:

The boiled beans hold for soup, and the glutinous rice is the juice.

Osmunda burned under the cauldron, and beans wept in the cauldron.

It was born from the same root, why is it too anxious?

This poem comes out!

Suddenly, the audience was silent!

Du Yan's handsome face instantly turned red, then turned pale again, raising his head and looking at his half-brother in disbelief.

Fang Qingyi was also taken aback, raising his head and looking at Du Bian.

More than a dozen great scholars of the Fang family were speechless.

It is said that writing is not the first, and there is no difference between good and bad in poetry. But some poems are so awesome, and they will kill you when you read them.

Du Yan's poem is already extremely good, but compared with Du Bian (Cao Zhi), it is really eclipsed.

Du Bian said: "Sister Qingyi, how is my poem? How is it better than your husband's?"

Fang Qingyi's expression changed, and he let go of Du Yan's wrist, turned and left, and returned to the carriage.

Du Yan felt that he was disgusted by his wife, his face turned pale, and he stood still.

"Why are you still standing here? Are you embarrassing?" Fang Qingyi whispered.

Then Du Yan, Fang Qingyi and the others were about to leave.

Du Bian said, "Sister Qingyi is leaving now. This station is very big. You can live in. As I said earlier, the man who loses gets out. You, a beauty, have privileges."

Fang Qingyi gritted her teeth, gave her husband a fierce look, and quickly boarded the carriage.

Du Bian turned into a trumpet shape and shouted: "Sister Qingyi, I am better than my brother in every aspect. If you don't believe me, I'll take out Bibi. Whenever you want to cheat, remember to find me!"

After getting on the carriage, Fang Qingyi could no longer maintain his previous graceful posture, drew out his sword and slashed.

But there is another weird feeling in my heart.

Husband Du Yan has superb looks and talents, and he has nothing to say about his martial arts skills. But... it seems that there is always a little bit missing.

At this time, Du Bian had just finished a poem that he had never met in a century, and he became so crude and indecent.

This kind of complicated contradiction makes people feel really complicated.

...

After staying at the inn for a night, Du Bian continued on his way. In the evening, he finally entered Baise Mansion!

This is Baise City?

Du Bian was shocked, very, very prosperous, almost comparable to Guilin and Nanning Mansion.

The streets here are almost filled with the taste of gold and silver.

Moreover, it looks completely orderly, without a hint of chaos.

Du Bian suddenly remembered Zuo Ang's words. The surface of Baise Mansion looked calm, but the dark tide was raging under the water.

Otherwise, there will not be several prefects, several prefects, and two Dongchang thousands of households who have died here, and they will die unclearly.

And the underground gutters here must be dug out regularly, otherwise they will soon be filled with corpses.

And just entering Baise Mansion City, Du Bian clearly felt that he was stared at by hundreds of pairs of eyes. There is no doubt that it is Li's eyeliner. Once inside, Dongchang has no secrets from them, as if they were naked without clothes.

...

After another distance, Du Bian came to a courtyard and was shocked.

This, this is Wuzhou East Factory Thousand Households? Du Bian, a hundred households, also works in this mansion.

Guilin Mansion and Dongchang Thousand Households Institute of Wuzhou Mansion are not encouraging, but they are also majestic. Each official residence covers an area of ​​more than tens of acres, and there are more than a dozen warriors standing guard. people.

The Dongchang Thousand Households Office in front of me is a run-down yard. There is no one standing guard. Dozens of beggars are basking in the sun to catch lice. Seeing Du Bian coming, the old beggar blocking the door lazily opened it. At a glance, throw the caught lice into your mouth and chew.

The chicken flavor, crunchy and crisp, the old beggar closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

Du Bian walked into the Thousand Households Office and found that the entire yard was empty.

Thousands of households? Where's Dongchang Fanzi?

What about the other two hundred households?

There are dozens of people in the Baise East Factory Thousand Households Office even if it is in despair.

Why is there no one alone now?

Du Bian couldn't help yelling, "Where are people?"

No one responded, the empty courtyard only echoed.

"Where is Zhang Qianhu?" Du Bian shouted again.

No one responded.

"Where is Ren Baihu? Du Bian shouted again.

Still no one responded.

"Where is the butcher?" Du Bian shouted again.

"Here, what about this?" The old beggar at the door outside raised his hand. He had eaten the lice and was still thinking about it.

Suddenly...

Du Bian was dumbfounded.

This, this old beggar who catches lice and eats, is the one hundred households in the East Factory of Baise Mansion Tu Qianli? Is that the old hero with great martial arts?

This... is this hell?

Du Bian said, "Then, what about the samurai of Dongchang, Fanzi?"

The old beggar pointed at the dozen or so beggars at the door and said, "Hey, are all here? The three general flags and ten small flags are all here."

Du Bian was really stunned.

I knew that the East Factory of Baise Mansion was miserable, but... but I didn't expect it to be so miserable.

From Baihu to Zongqi to Xiaoqi, all become beggars?

The 100 households in the East Factory are Grade 6 officials, and the general banner is also Grade 7. In other places, it is completely awe-inspiring and in control of life and death.

Even if you can't get a foothold in Baise Mansion, you should still maintain a decent surface and not become a beggar.

Du Bian trembled: "Why, why is this?"

The old beggar said: "Anyone who is willing to surrender will go to enjoy the glory and wealth, go to the thousand households built for them by the Li family, and be with Li Dao's heaven. We are not willing to surrender, and they will not kill us. But. No food, no clothes, no medicine, no money, no money. The other party told me that if you want to get out, you can be a beggar if you want to be stationed in these thousand households. Ask for a bite at the door so you can survive."

Hundreds of old beggars found another louse and threw it into their mouths and chewed it with joy.

"Of course I have to garrison the Thousand Houses. I can't surrender or be a deserter, so I can only be a beggar." The old beggar hundred households said: "The **** is not ashamed to be a beggar."

Suddenly, Du Bian stood in awe, then took out a large pie and handed it over respectfully.

"You are the newly appointed Hundred Households and Dubian, right?" The old beggar hundred households took the pie and divided them into dozens of shares to dozens of people.

"It's me." Du Bian said, "I still have a lot of pie here, enough to share."

Du Bian took out more than a dozen flatbreads, which were originally used for making dry food, all of which were spread with fine flour, and then fried and fragrant.

In this way, Du Bian felt that he did not eat well along the way.

Instead, the old beggar refused, saying: "If you don't want to surrender or enjoy Li's glory and wealth, then save some of these cakes. You will follow me as a beggar at the door in a few days."

Then, the old beggar Hundreds patted the position on the right and said: "Come on, the empire's loyal minister, Du Bian, your official position is second, and I will give you the position on the right. You adapt first, and we will beg together in a few days. ."

The old man is a loyal minister, but now Du Bian wants to spray him.

Du Bian was speechless, and said, "You old man slowly beg, I'm going in."

...

After entering the Thousand Households Office, Du Bian found his official office. He was so poor that he had nothing.

Lin Qinian, a hundred households in the former Wuzhou East Factory, searched everywhere, and finally found Du Bian a set of tables, chairs, and beds.

This situation is much more difficult than imagined.

"The minion went out to buy something and came back." Lin Qinian said.

Du Bian handed over dozens of taels of silver.

After a while, Lin Qinian came back, knelt down and pleaded: "Master, the slave is useless and can't buy anything. There is no shop to do business with us."

Du Bian was not surprised by this situation. He and his party were targeted before they entered Baise Mansion.

The other party neither kills you nor beats you, which just keeps you from buying anything for food and clothing.

Li Sandao: "Food materials can be shipped from Guilin."

Du Bian shook his head. If this road is unworkable, the other party will definitely be robbed and killed, and the things from the Guilin East Factory will definitely not be shipped into Baise City.

Li's method is really vicious. They don't kill you or beat you. They just make you unable to buy any food and clothing. Just let you starve to death here.

You either surrender and become a dog, get out, or become a beggar to shame Dongchang and the court.

This Longtan Tiger Den in Baise Mansion is really weird.

The game must be broken as soon as possible, otherwise the desperate situation without food and clothing will last for ten and a half months, and all morale will be lost.

The key to breaking the game is the Qinglong Guild Master Ji Qingzhu.

As long as he gets his approval, Du Bian can directly gain a foothold in Baise Mansion.

Grand Master Ning Zongwu said: "Disciple, you stay here, and I am wronged all night today. I will go to the Qinglong Club to investigate the tone of Ji Qingzhu."

Du Bian nodded. Ji Qing is the great master, and Ning Zongwu is also the great master of martial arts. It must be a little bit of face to show Master Ning first.

"Everyone will eat dry food tonight, and sleep on the ground if you don't have a bed. I'll talk about everything tomorrow." Du Bian said.

"Yes!" everyone said.

...

At night, the night is getting darker.

Great Master Ning Zongwu has not returned yet.

The others were already sleeping on the floor, and the only bed made Du sleep.

Lying on the bed, Du Bian tossed and couldn't fall asleep, thinking about how to break the game, planning steps in his heart.

suddenly……

There was a fascinating fragrance in the air.

The whole simple room instantly became magical.

However, there is nothing.

Du Bian blinked.

Suddenly, there was an extraordinarily gorgeous and beautiful beauty in front of her.

A woman almost more beautiful than Ning Xue.

The legendary sacred fire witch, Li Houhou!

The so-called Li Qianqian who came back from the dead.

She had seen Du Bian once, but left without saying anything and doing nothing.

Then, she took three thousand people, and it took less than two days to defeat Sharon Suo.

And now with the latest news, Sharon Suk has joined the Southwest Chieftain Alliance and has become a deputy leader.

In other words, the Southwest Chieftain Alliance was completely unified except for the Anlong Chieftain Mansion.

And all of this was done by the holy witch in front of her.

This time the distance was very close, Du Bian was even more sure that this woman was not Li Qianqian.

She is more beautiful than Li Qianqian, this is not only facial features, but also a feeling.

Both the face and the figure are full of magical charm.

The kind of magic in her is something that no woman has ~www.ltnovel.com~ including Ning Xue and Yuzhen.

The beauty is extremely seductive, and the mystery is extremely dangerous.

Really reached the level of ecstasy.

Especially the body curve is more like devil art, full of fantasy.

It's just that she had seen Du Bian the last time, so what did she do this time?

She looked at Du Bian with beautiful eyes for two full minutes, and then walked up and stretched out her jade finger to gently lift Du Bian's chin.

The jade fingers are cold, creamy, and fragrant.

Du Bian suddenly felt that he was hooked by a fox and entangled by a ghost.

She just didn't speak and couldn't see what she wanted to do.

Suddenly, the holy witch Li Houhou spoke, and when Tankou opened, the fragrance exhaled even more charming.

However, what she said was directly shocking.

"Brother Du Bian, people have dreamed of you these days and nights, and they have been tortured so that they can't sleep."

"By the way, dear brother Du Bian, are you a traverser?!"

Almost all the hairs on Du Bian's whole body stood up.

But he quickly cleared up all the horror and smiled and said: "Baby, are you also a traverser?"

The holy witch Li Hou Hou Jiao said, "No, they are not."

Li Houhou's beautiful green jade hand gently stroked Du Bian's face.

Then, she opened her small mouth and kissed him on the cheek, and licked with the tip of her tongue.

Then, she said in a more coquettish tone: "But my master is a traverser, but he has been obliterated, and he has become a zombie!"

(Du Yan's poem is also in the history of the earth, borrow it and treat it as his original.)

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