Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Since beating the enemy and the guest connected the human continent and the dark continent, their 80% of the net worth of investing in the island has been earned back, and even doubled a hundredfold.

Even though Meteor Street is known as the "world's No. 1 gold rushing ground", it is "the world's No. 1 gold rushing ground" that can't help beating enemies.

If Gilgamesh is a veritable "God of Wealth", then Ilumi is a veritable "Lucky Cat". Especially after the two have established an economic cooperative relationship, substantial material returns have almost gathered around the two sides.

Ilumi met all Yu Xingmi's expectations-building schools, universal education, public welfare funds, environmental protection and disaster relief.

At the same time, Ilumi also met all expectations of beating enemies: money and material, profit and strength, blood inheritance, and family glory.

He balances the relationship between Beat Enemy and Yu Xingmi, and Yu Xingmi builds a bridge for equal communication between the human continent and the dark continent.

The gear fit of the big plan promotes the development of the world in accordance with the script given by him.

Ilumi promised in the name of the Operation Department that when their generation is absolutely unwashed and perverted, the human continent will really be a peaceful and beautiful country like Yu Xingmi imagined after a hundred years. Bar.

Of course, there is no fish when the water is clear.

He would still choose to keep some dark and dirty darkism, but there was no need to tell Xing Mi everything. She loves ordinary life, and he naturally complies with her choice.

When the twins reached the age of three, Ilumi naturally became the richest person, and Yu Xingmi was finally admitted to graduate school after desperately working hard.

In order to reward her with getting smoother and smoother on the road of ordinary people, Ilumi made a lot of time to make a plan for two people to travel around the world.

As for the child...

Oh, you are three years old, mature adults, and learn to be self-reliant. If you **** someone from me, I won't give you any pocket money in the future.

Even though Ilumi was expressionless and did not speak a few words, it was strange that the twins could "understand" what he wanted to express.

I saw that the two Xueyu dumplings were quite disgusted and turned into "mentally retarded children" when Yu Xingmi arrived.

Yu Xingmi: "Hey, what should we do if we go on a trip? Should I give it to my parents? But last time I went home and took a look and found that they were playing with electric plugs, which frightened me!"

"I dare not give it to your parents!"

Ilumi:...

twin:……

In fact, it was an electric shock training to beat an enemy guest. Yu Xingmi would not know that the character of her own children is extremely "beaten the enemy off," and precociousness and Mu Qiang are their instincts.

Long before she discovered the problem, they had broken the electric shock equipment that beat most of the enemies.

"The Uruk kindergarten on Meteor Street has opened. I plan to put them there to adapt for a period of time." Ilumi said. Kurapika is the honorary principal."

"Including Aluka, who is currently a part-time teacher in the kindergarten drawing class."

Yu Xingmi was worried: "It's good, but... the kindergarten is full of descendants of chanting ability. Will our family's Dabao and Xiaobao be bullied?"

"What if I get beaten?"

Ilumi:...

twin:……

"No, Xingmi." Ilumi sighed. "The last time we took our children to the playground, have you ever seen children of the same age bullying Dabao and Xiaobao?"

Children know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, they don’t dare to approach twins at all, okay ==

Ilumi: "Three-year-old children are going to kindergarten sooner or later. You can't keep them by your side for the rest of your life, Xingmi."

"The parenting classes on TV have been telling us that parents should learn to let go of their children."

"and……"

Ilumi leaned forward, clasped her waist skillfully, bowed her head and pecked her lips: "We haven't lived in a two-person world for a long time."

"Let's have enough, okay?"

Yu Xingmi:...

For some reason, the atmosphere changed from warm to yellow.

Probably because she was too petted before, she could not refuse him in the end. After handing over the twins to the deacon’s trusteeship, Yu Xingmi boarded the silver-white Queen Sophia, the airship that traveled the world.

Putting aside all the trivial matters, they only focused on each other. After only a few hours of running together, they once again found the feeling of living in the same dormitory.

Ilumi degenerates from a mature male to the most dogmatic cat, while Yu Xingmi degenerates from a mature female to the most dogmatic UP owner.

The former is a big move to flatten a group of relatives and friends, while the latter is a trick to sweep the entire website.

In view of the recent sharp decline in crime rates, Yu Xingmi's ship has been abandoned for a long time. If she hadn't returned to her old business and started editing ghost videos, the waves would have died on the beach.

At that time, Yu Xingmi’s withered machine dinged, Ilumi picked it up naturally and saw Quilia’s whisper: "Xingmi, I will tell you a secret!"

"Xiao Yapufu, his wings and tentacles are actually real! God, I discovered that he is a humanoid from the Dark Continent. I was shocked!"

"He opened his wings at me today and scared me to death! You said he was going to eat me?"

Ilumi glanced at Yu Xingmi, who was madly editing the video, and typed honestly: "Quilia, when a peacock opens the screen at you, he is just courting."

"From the perspective of sexual relations, it is no different from'eating'."

Quelia stared at this dog talk, and basically understood who the opposite person was.

Ilumi: "You can give it a try. Just talking about Xiao Yapufu's appearance and current coffee position, you are not at all disadvantaged."

Quilia: "...Thank you so much."

Ilumi: "You're welcome, they are all sisters."

Quilia:...

When Ilumi knocked out Quelia, Yu Xingmi had already finished the third video in the Ghost Animal series called "The Magical Laughter Loop of the King of Uruk".

The video lasted more than eight minutes and fully recorded Gilgamesh's joyful laughter standing on the square, sitting on the throne, and walking among the woods.

They are "hahaha X18", "hahaha X28", and "hahaha X56". In one breath, without sugar, his lung capacity exploded from beginning to end.

Yu Xingmi clicked "Upload" and she understood that Gilgamesh would bring real joy to the world soon.

After that, bored, she flipped through the previous two ghost videos.

One is the nightmare of the "perverted Sailor Moon" she once had. She will never forget the dog faces of a bunch of women's elders in her dream.

It's just that there is no "Sailor Moon" in the Hunter Continent. In desperation, Yu Xingmi had to teach himself modeling Dafa, and then put on the heads of "scumbags" such as Hisoso, Kulolo, and Chitara. It was perfect!

After that, the video once became a nightmare for otaku otaku on the whole network ==

The second is the "Dark Continent Survival Guide" that she has recorded in the system since she was a child. Yu Xingmi is a wolf, and she is really black when she starts a video of ghosts and animals.

She edited the scenes of her eating chimeric ants, bobo chicken and other food when she was a child, with fast-paced BGM in the early stage and slow-paced mourning music in the later stage. Even the picture changed from color to black and white.

It seems to be telling the story of a girl with a mosaic face who died due to excessive eating game.

Yu Xingmi marked the subject: "It is forbidden to eat game."

After that, the video once appeared at the publicity meeting of Wildlife Conservation Day ==

This time also, the video of Gilgamesh's "hahaha" laughter went viral all over the Internet in a blink of an eye, delighting the whole world. But what Yu Xing did not expect was that she sent so many people to the hot search, someone would send her to the hot search too!

For example, Hisoso who didn't hit the house for three days.

As soon as Gilgamesh's video came out, Hisoso was happy. He has been pitted by the "Smiths" so many times in recent years, so he has to fight back one or two.

So, Hisuo took out the big treasure that has been cherished for many years-the "Hahaha X28" video of Gilgamesh (Yu Xingmi) fighting with Bantian Dog.

For the first time, he looked like an individual, opened the computer to register and log in to Blue Ocean Planet, searched for tutorials and learned to upload videos. As the fruit growers have a particularly high level of education (?), even the cover and title of the video are particularly eye-catching.

The cover is his private bathing photo, a picture of a beautiful male with eight pack abdominal muscles, which is sassy and sexy, and it can make people spit three feet at a glance! It's a pity that this photo of the bath is only the top half.

The second half is hidden in the beautiful mermaid line, which makes people scratch the heart and lungs.

Hisuo is worthy of being the strongest scumbag in history. He deeply knows how to use words to arouse men and women's desire for discovery. When he moved his fingertips, he set the title to: "Want to know where the bottom half of the photo is? Click it in~~"

A large wave of gentlemen killed in the video, and its popularity almost surpassed Yu Xingmi's ghost video. At the same time, the stocks of the Moduo chaebol surged, and Ilumi's eyes widened.

Then, there is no more.

Xisuo, a scumbag who detonated the entire network with his superb appearance and perverted charm, just became a novice UP master, and directly put "Yu Xing Mi" on the hot search list.

Yu Xingmi: Fuck!

Anyone who clicks on his video will see a woman who looks particularly like Gilgamesh laughing wildly: "Hahaha (X12)! Hahaha (X28)!"

With one breath, without breathing, he can compete with Gilgamesh to win or lose.

Netizens couldn't help but sigh: "Is the hero king dressed in women's clothing, or the hero king dressed in men's clothing?"

Someone was lost in thought: "Maybe she is the twin sister of Hero King?"

Another echoed: "Be bolder upstairs, remove'maybe'. Listen to this laughter, look at this face, the same DNA didn't run away."

The exact same facial expressions and body movements, identical laughter and amazing lung capacity immediately ignited the beacon of the Internet, and a large number of derivative videos of comparison, research, and CP were ignited.

For example, "Meet friends with laughter", "Compare, who can laugh more", "I laugh so wildly to show that I don't have tooth decay"...

Further on, the hot search terms became "Laughing Show White Teeth", "Pray for the same toothpaste from the heroes and sisters", and "How to exercise your lung capacity".

Strange content has been added again!

Yu Xingmi:...

Ilumi:...

This guy Hisoso, or force him to get pregnant [the husband and wife have the same black mud smile.jpg].

...

Yu Xingmi once took Ilumi to appreciate the style of another world, and now Ilumi leads Yu Xingmi to every corner of the world.

He can't give Yu Xingmi more, but he will give her everything within her ability.

Just as he led her to swim from the No. 1 island to the last island, this time he took her to see the seven beauties and walked through thousands of waters and mountains.

The sun at the end of the sky is rising, and the sunset at the corner of the sea is afterglow. The dazzling aurora of the polar ice field, the white elephant mound of the forest buried in the bones.

They rode camels across the desert and landed by Changzhushun Waterfall. They flew high in the sky with the hot air balloon, then opened their parachutes and fell into the forest.

There are hills across small streams, mountains and snowy fields. Having seen the beauty of creatures, witnessed the shock of whale falling, and wading through the mountains for a long time, they came to the last stop——

You Kexin, Yabel University!

Here is the beginning of everything and the end of everything.

Yu Xingmi really found that when she delegated power to Ilumi, he always seemed to be able to give her one surprise after another.

Just like the last time she took her to the square of the "Sixth Solar Epoch", this time Ilumi turned the entire Yabel University into a wedding hall!

Yes, the wedding.

A wedding that she hadn't expected and was almost forgotten by her. Unexpectedly, in fact, he always remembered.

When the airship landed on the ground, thousands of balloons soared into the sky.

Along with the applause and cheers of the Yabel students, Yu Xingmi stepped off the airship almost dazedly and saw Queria and Camilla dressed as bridesmaids, and Qimu and Saitama dressed as best men.

Yu Xingmi: "Eh, you guys..."

Her brain almost crashed, and she couldn't remember who she was, where she was, and what she was going to do? !

Wait, what did she see?

Kurt, Aluka, why are you wearing bridesmaid’s tutu skirts! Wearing flowers on your wrists! Hey, you guys are boys!

Fifteen-year-old Qi Ya has grown up, standing in place in a white suit coolly, and urged: "Sister-in-law, go and change your wedding dress!"

"Your wedding dress is very expensive, it is full of diamonds, some pink diamonds I found together with Xiaojie."

The fifteen-year-old Xiaojie grows and gets more sunshine. He smiled and said, "Sister Xingmi, are you ready? Your wedding, I have arranged for Brother Yilu for a long time."

As soon as the words fell, Xiaojie gently raised his hand, and saw snow-like light petals flying over the audience. Amidst the blooming cherry blossoms, Jin Fu Lishi in the guest seat toasted to her.

[Happy wedding. 】He speaks in spoken words.

She was pushed into the 616 dorm by Quelia and Camilla to change her wedding dress.

The twinkling diamonds are woven into a sky full of stars, with their chests and waists stretched out, close to the hips, and suddenly spread out like a big fishtail, as beautiful as a dream.

Finally, the nun Alyssa came to her and knit a long veil in her hair.

"Xingmi, grandma finally saw this day."

"I always hope that you will have the happiness of ordinary people and have a good life." Alyssa raised her hand and stroked her cheek. "Grandma didn't expect that the kid who beat the enemy Hakka is more suitable for you than I thought."

"Xingmi, grandma never told you, in fact, you have always been my pride."

Fate made me pick you back, and your existence gave me the courage to gamble on my life. You did not live up to my expectations, you changed the deformed world, but you did not change yourself.

And love makes you move towards true completion.

In this situation, Yu Xingmi couldn't help crying anymore.

The fear, pain and scars of her coming into this world have been healed by her new family, lover and children one by one. She hugged Alysha and her friend at the same time.

And Alysha led her out of the women's dormitory, and handed her hand to Ilumi, who had been waiting for a long time.

The red carpet has an end, and love can fill life.

Her lover led her forward, and her child held up the skirt, showing the purest smile.

She passed by, passing by everyone she knew.

Nitro smiled at her, and Kurapika planted flowers. Saitama's bald head is really dazzling in the sun, Qi Mu's expression is like the warm spring earth.

Mi Ji secretly stuffed Camilla's belly snacks, but was completely rejected by the dieting girlfriend.

The Wang's three guards leaned slightly towards her, and Meluam attended with wheat.

The king of ants had heard about the custom, and his purple eyes stared directly at the bouquet in her hand, which was obviously unbelievable.

Yu Xingmi smiled, and she handed the bouquet to Wheat.

Immediately, Xiao Yapuf's sigh came to her ear: "Quilia needs it too..."

The bride's bouquet is a blessing to the next couple.

Yilumi and Yu Xingmi walked through the layers of flowers and came to the playground where the two had once fought each other. Amidst the colorful waves of flowers, Yu Xingmi heard Ilumi asking seriously: "Xingmi, will you marry me?"

"Regardless of poverty, disease and disaster, you are willing to be with me and never leave."

Yu Xingmi smiled: "I am willing."

"how about you?"

"Willingly."

He lowered his head and kissed her lips.

The author has something to say: PS: Ilumi: I sent you an invitation, why don’t you come?

Hisoso X Spiders: You invited the "Big Three", and then you invite us, what is your intention?

Ilumi: I just want you to send money.

Hisso X spiders:...

PS: Slowly finish it. If the next book is "The High Priest", I will change the copy (I don't know how to write copy, it's painful). If there is a change in the final opening, don’t shoot me. After all, I am a person, the code is very free ==