Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

At six o'clock in the morning, Ilumi opened his eyes on time.

One hand came out from the bed swiftly like lightning, and quickly squeezed out the alarm clock. Afterwards, he turned his head to look at the left bed—well, he was still lying down, not running.

After confirming that Yu Xingmi was not awake, he got up and put on his clothes, picked up his mobile phone, and walked into the bathroom.

After unlocking the door, Ilumi twisted a long slender needle with his left hand and pierced it into his face, opened the phone flexibly with his right hand, and glanced at the inbox——

178 unread emails and 125 missed calls.

The mail mainly came from Heisuo, Feiyang customers, and beating the enemy Hakka, including missed calls.

After weighing it up, Illumi first blocked Hisoso, and then sent a group email to the Fat Sheep client about "reporting leave in the near future, please consult the deacon for related matters", and finally opened his own newsletter.

FROM Jiqiu: "Mom's Ilumi! You haven't taken orders for three days. Are you in a bad mood because you are dumped? Don't be afraid, if you like it so much, then take her home!"

Ilumiza finished his face and quickly typed: "I didn't get dumped."

Click Send.

FROM Sheba: "The killer doesn't need feelings, don't delay work because of women. Since you've been dumped, please check the financial statements for this quarter."

Ilumiza finished his arm and immediately typed: "I won't be dumped."

Click Send.

Grandpa FROM Jenuo: "Illumi, there is no future for hitting enemies and ordinary people. Now that Qi Ya succeeded in letting her dump you, then come back and continue working."

After finishing his thighs, Ilumi quickly typed: "We dumped Qi Ya, grandpa."

Click Send.

It's strange, why the whole family believes that Qi Ya can persuade Yu Xingmi to dump him?

How could it be possible, Qi Ya, just a younger brother.

The younger brother is only, it is impossible to resist him.

The eldest master took the needle to finish the surgery, turned off the phone, and the world was clean in a moment.

After taking care of himself, he woke Yu Xingmi by the way, and then another day of "passive sabotage" began.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Xiaojie with a fishing rod on his back led the way, and the lotus with a dog's tail bouncing back.

Yu Xingmi pressed the sun hat on his back, lifted his sandals lightly, kicking the poisonous snake dormant in the grass with one foot. Ilumi glanced, pretending to be unaware, and continued to follow.

Cross the creek and walk the stone bridge.

Turning around and entering the forest, the human footprints gradually disappeared, and even the song of the birds seemed a bit deep and gloomy.

The carnivorous lizard living alone in the forest stuck out its head and stared at the plump flesh of the two cubs. The red letter poured out, his body lowered, and he made an offensive posture.

Yu Xingmi stopped talking, turned his head and glared at Lin Zi: Brother, take a look at you and twist your head off!

Carnivorous lizard:...

After a slight commotion, the forest returned to calm.

Ilumi remained silent, maintaining an "out-of-state" look, perfecting what an ordinary person should look like.

The two children in the front are out of control and can't help themselves. Instead of shutting them indoors for two hours to study, it is better to bring them out and play while learning.

Just like now, they have learned to use "clear" to describe a stream instead of "transparent"; they have learned to use "deep" to describe a forest instead of "black"...

Until Xiaojie found a mature fruit tree, the branches were covered with chubby fruits. The gorgeous colors can stimulate people's appetite.

Yu Xingmi looked up and said, "This is'Apple', write it down with me."

"Yes!" X2.

"What kind of apple?"

"Big Apple!" X2.

"Change an adjective."

"Red apple!" X2.

Yu Xingmi encouraged: "Think about it again, are there any other adjectives?"

The two children thought hard and looked sad.

Ilumi said coldly: "Hisuo's apple."

"Hisuo's Apple!" No-brained X2 super loudly.

Yu Xingmi:...

On the third day of teaching, she deeply realized that these two children are really not suitable for learning ==

Also, my eldest lady! Please don’t instill the wrong answer in your child, okay?

Yu Xingmi whispered: "Tell the truth, how can Xisuohede, you can enter the compulsory education textbook, and it will become an answer..."

Ilumi actually thought about it seriously: "Well, he has money."

The young master gave a specific plan: "He can pay for the establishment of'Siso Primary School','Siso Middle School' and'Siso University', and use'Siso's Apple' as the only standard answer to the required entrance examination questions. "

Yu Xingmi:...

Hisuo, he is really a man with stalks all over his body ==

She is really a Buddha!

If Xisuo pays for the establishment of the school, what is the most popular major, and does it grow apples? Doudizhu? Don’t even the school badge is the avatar of the ace JOKER!

Thinking about it, I feel terrible...

In the end, whether Hisoso or his banknote ability was good, all disappeared with the attractive fragrance of Apple.

Looking up at the lingering fruit on their heads, not only the two children are greedy, but Yu Xingmi also wants to eat it.

Before long, Xiaojie used both hands and feet and quickly climbed to the top.

He plucked the reddest fruit in one hand, then turned over and fell to the ground lightly. He raised the apple in his hand towards everyone and handed it to Helu thoughtfully.

Helu smiled sweetly at Xiaojie: "Xiaojie is the best in the world!"

Xiaojie nodded: "Yeah!"

Yu Xingmi:...

Are children nowadays developing too fast?

No, it's not right! This is not the point!

Therefore, it takes a long time to learn ten new words, and you can learn all the tricks without a teacher. Why don't you go to heaven, Tietouwa!

Ilumi looked at this scene and couldn't help but fall into contemplation.

Helu put down the apple, rolled up her sleeves not to be outdone, and went up the tree neatly, picking up a bigger apple.

She simply turned over and went down from the tree, and handed the apple in her hand to Xiaojie: "For the best Xiaojie in the world!"

Xiaojie is welcome: "Well, the apple Helu gave is the sweetest!"

Yu Xingmi X Ilumi:...

For some reason, I always feel that I have suffered some kind of subtle damage ==

After that, the two children even had an apple in each hand, looking at Yu Xingmi and Ilumi with "pure and flawless" eyes, as if they were saying-"Eh, don't the teachers do it?" "Do you want the teacher to help?" ", "It seems that the teacher is not omnipotent either"!

Yu Xingmi X Ilumi:...

Ilumi didn't say a word, but just leaped gently to hook the branch, then slammed into the air, and landed steadily on a thick tree branch.

The black hair pouring down like a waterfall, the black long skirt is spinning, there is a different kind of gloomy beauty.

Yu Xingmi was a little startled, she suddenly felt...the eldest lady didn't seem to be as weak as she thought.

Yes, she repaired the windows with her bare hands last time==

Illumi didn't know that Yu Xing was full of running horses, only raised his hand to pick an apple, lowered his eyes slightly, and stared at her under the tree.

After a while, he easily went down the tree and handed the apple in his hand to Yu Xingmi.

Yu Xingmi stupidly caught the apple, dumbfounded.

Ilumi frowned: "You should say'Rumi is the best in the world.'"

Yu Xingmi:...

Two children:...

Yu Xingmi said dryly: "Rumi is the best in the world."

Ilumi was barely satisfied.

Then, seeing that Yu Xingmi was silent, the young master looked up at the apple above his head and suddenly said, "Aren't you climbing a tree?"

Ilumi pointed to the apple: "What can be picked by ordinary children, wouldn't you be an ‘ordinary adult’ not?”

When Yu Xingmi heard it, it suddenly dawned on him, and felt that the thief made sense!

Yes, things that both children and elders can do, how can she not be an ordinary person?

They can climb trees and pick apples. Isn't she too abnormal?

Suddenly, Yu Xingmi looked like a wild monkey escaping from the cage, with a look that directly locked at a moderate height. She climbed up quickly, picking the fruits in the frame with precision.

Yu Xingmi smiled, it was like returning to the life of a savage.

She bowed her head and looked into Ilumi's dark and focused cat's eyes. The eldest lady stared at the apple in her hand tightly and firmly.

Yu Xingmi couldn't laugh or cry. She felt that Lumi was so strong that she had to compare everything with others.

It was Owen before, and now it is two children.

Forget it, let the eldest lady's wish come true!

Yu Xingmi jumped down from the tree and handed him the apple: "Give the best Lumi in the world!"

Ilumi was taken aback for a moment, and the black and godless cat's eyes widened slightly, revealing a hint of obvious surprise.

The face that was originally facial paralyzed was a little turbulent.

After a while, Ilumi took the apple and read, "Well, the apple you gave is the sweetest."

Xiaojie X Helu:...

For some reason, I always feel that I have been slightly hurt?

After this, a brood of four people opened Pandora's box and began to run wildly on Whale Island. I don’t know whether today is "good for travel" or "suitable for moving". Many animals are gone and there is too much less fun.

No, I can only run to the beach for fun.

Xiaojie tossed up and down, agile: "I can run three laps around Whale Island!"

Not to be outdone, Helu proved herself: "Me too!"

Immediately afterwards, the two children stared at the two adults with "pure and flawless" eyes, as if they were saying-"Can the teachers run three laps", "I should be able to do it if they are all adults", "It won't be impossible to run." Bar"!

Yu Xingmi X Ilumi:...

Ilumi whispered: "Ordinary children can run three laps, aren't we'ordinary adults' not?"

Yu Xingmi looked suspiciously at the lady next to her.

Ilumi returned with a sincere look: "My marathon results are very good."

At the age of thirteen, the eldest master ran the entire Aizhen Continent in order to hunt down a traitor who was known for speed and was exhausted. The mission goal==

Well, the mission goal is exhausted, nothing wrong.

At that time, Xiba and Jenuo were shocked when they heard the result! They knew that Ilumi was stubborn, but they didn’t know that he could be stubborn to this point...

Therefore, Ilumi doesn't pay attention to the laps in the mere Whale Island, at most it is a digestion exercise after a meal.

But that being said, it doesn't have the dignity of being a teacher to say that you run a lap.

It was completely led by the nose by the two children!

So, after some bargaining, Yu Xingmi promised the two children-if they had learned the ten new words at hand, he would agree to their requirements for a lap race.

And the two children are worthy of being a typical example of "well-developed limbs and simple mind." The ten new words were learnt for an hour before they were finished.

When the last new word passed, the two children cheered and ran forward first.

Yu Xing lost his smile and followed.

The promise made by adults to children...

The author has something to say:

PS: Connection——

It must be realized.

Otherwise, it is teaching them the wrong concept of "liying is not guilty, and promises are light."

Ilumi hung behind her, looking at Xiaojie and Helu for a while, and Yu Xingmi for a while. Slowly compare the speed and physical strength of both sides...

With the rapid passage of time, Ilumi came to the following conclusions with a beating eye:

Jay Flix and Hole Fox, if these two children are open minded, they must be the standard strengthening system.

As for Yu Xingmi...

The young master said that this type of strong person, please remove her "personal status."