Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!
Chapter 46: Forty-sixth money
Since experiencing the Hulk's "Mameda" incident, although Kulolo can't be said to have caused a serious psychological shadow, he has indeed been more cautious than ever in the subsequent pre-planning, handling and calculations.
Therefore, it is rare to receive "assistance" from Meteor Street. After being funny, he couldn't help but start thinking about how strong the invaders are to make the entire Eastern Elder District helpless?
If he remembers correctly...
Since he established the "Phantom Brigade" at the age of thirteen, he has forged a relationship with the elder district because he did not accept the solicitation of any party.
After that, the contradictions escalated in frictions of all sizes, and several battles of life and death were fought.
Even if the "Phantom Brigade" wins more and loses less in battle, Kulolo also has to admit that the psychic abilities under the elder district are really not weak, and many are even considered elites.
Otherwise, the beating enemy will not deliberately come to Meteor Street to take care of things, and it will last for hundreds of years.
In other words, someone can knock down the elites in the Elder District with a punch, forcing the Elder District to bow their heads first, and ask the "Phantom Brigade" for help...
If there's nothing tricky here, Kulolo doesn't believe it.
If it weren't for Meteor Street's special meaning to them, and the "one punch" thought ability made him interested, Kulolo might not be able to take a trip to this muddy water.
Even if you wade, you have to wade clearly.
So, on the way to find the fault, Kulolo first asked the knights to collect information about the "bald head strong", and made a serious analysis of Saitama.
Unfortunately, due to different dimensions and different styles of painting, the analysis of the entire brigade collapsed across the board. In the end, this building was crooked into outer space.
The reason for everything is that Saitama's appearance is really...too ordinary ==
He has a shiny bald head, a pair of godless dead fish eyes, a mentally retarded expression, and a simple and honest smile.
Wearing a yellow jumpsuit and plastic gloves suspected of washing dishes, even the cloak on the back looks like a curtain that has just been torn down...
Kulolo stared at the photo and asked, "What do you think is his biggest characteristic?"
The brainless intensive department headed by Wojin: "Bald!"
Kuroro:...
Parker: "Are the gloves for washing dishes? Is the cloak a tablecloth?"
Markey: "When paired with Xiaodi's "Puffeye", it looks very convenient to clean up the housework."
Kuroro:...
Feitan sneered: "It looks ordinary."
The knight is very meaningful: "Well, it's as ordinary as Yu Xingmi!"
Spiders:...
As soon as the word "normal" came out, it was like a switch, instantly awakening countless dreamers.
Thinking of Yu Xingmi, who was far away from You Kexin, thinking of Feitan who had cut her hair and was...Uh, all the spiders couldn't help but fall into contemplation.
"That's exactly what I want to say." Kulolo put down the information and continued, "Kuku Slaughter Mountain has beaten enemies, and we are not in the same water as the river at the moment."
"You Kexin has Yu Xingmi. As long as that city is not on our recipe, there is no need to make enemies."
"And the'unknown' that appeared in the Sky Arena is not yet known."
Kuroro smiled: "At this moment, an intruder who was too strong came to Meteor Street, still a bald head."
Wo Jin scratched his head: "Is there any connection?"
The knight keeps up with thinking: "The head of the team means that this ‘bald head strong’ is the same person as the ‘unknown’ in the arena."
Kuroro didn't explain, just holding the picture of Saitama in his left hand and twisting the virtual image of the golden Buddha in his right, and asked: "What do you think is the biggest similarity between these two photos?"
Spiders:...
I don’t know, but it’s very subtle at a glance!
This, this shiny bald head, matched with the golden Buddha, seems like a match made in heaven, like a symbiosis...
Yes! How come they didn't expect it!
Bald head, isn't it just a monk!
Monk, don’t you just worship Buddha!
Bald Qiang and Golden Buddha are perfect matches and must be locked!
In this way, it can fully explain why the "Bald Head Strong" can defeat all the elites in the Elder District with one punch. It turns out that he is "unknown"!
"Head, this..." The knight touched his chin and said, "If the ‘bald head’ is ‘unknown’, we may not be opponents, so..."
"So, you have to steal his thought ability first."
Kulolo closed the book and smiled softly: "No matter whether a punch or a golden Buddha, they are all things I want."
And the "Phantom Brigade", as a group of qualified robbers, what to do when they see what they want?
Nonsense, of course, grab it!
Just do it if you think of it, the spiders have never been maxed out, without any futility at all.
Before arriving at their destination, they still had the mind to do their homework. By the way, they learned that the "Bald Head Strong" was named Saitama and was a professional hero.
"hero?"
This is like a joke to spiders.
In this world, the rich spend time and drink, and the slums are hungry and cold. The killer and the gang coexist, and the Hunter Association separates power from the dignitaries.
Money divides a person's hierarchy, power determines a person's position, aptitude restricts a person's development, and mental power... determines a person's strength and value.
The so-called harmony and fairness are just superficial things.
The so-called kindness and justice have never been absent in life.
No, this world can never give birth to a real hero. There is one and only one, but the "impulse" of young people that has not been consumed.
Just like this Saitama, once he loses the ability to read, what is left of him?
What capital does he have to manage justice?
Immediately, he will be reduced to an ordinary person who has done nothing, and will be repeatedly tortured in the heat of the world, until all his passion is dried out and he dies desolately.
This is what the spiders understand as a "hero".
Don't die well.
Whether Saitama is a hero or unknown, up to now, he is just the prey in their eyes.
Spiders are never afraid of trouble, they really want to be targeted, even an elephant has to gnaw off.
After getting Saitama's ability, is Yu Xingya of You Kexin still a problem?
No, she will never be a problem for spiders.
Soon, she will also become the prey on the plate.
In order to carry out the plan smoothly, Kulolo put on the student outfit that had been shelved for a long time, lowered his smooth and shiny big back and turned it into thick and broken hair.
He took the white bandage and tied the cross in the center of his forehead.
When he opened his eyes again, his whole body temperament changed...
It is no longer a powerful spider lurking in the dark, terrifying and cold; but a clean student walking on the campus, sunny and positive.
Kuroro is a person who thinks about the ability of the trait system, and the "trait system" means "special" and "different from common sense."
His ability to think is just like his essence as a robber, it is to steal and deprive others of their ability to think.
But just like where there is light, there is darkness, where there is fire, there is water, and where there is yin, there is yang, such a powerful and curious mind ability naturally has the conditions for its use.
If he hadn't been constrained by his abilities against the sky, he would have become a veritable king.
To steal Saitama’s abilities, Kulolo must meet the following conditions:
Within an hour, he had to see Saitama using his mind ability with his own eyes, and he had to ask questions related to the other party's mind ability and get his answer.
Finally, Saitama's hand had to be placed on the handprint on the cover of "Rogue no Jiyi".
The knight asked: "Head, is it okay?"
Kuroro smiled: "No problem, just take care of his decent as a'hero'."
As a result, the "Phantom Brigade" successfully arrived at the east side of Meteor Street and received a "warm welcome" from the defeated.
It’s no wonder that men, women, and children came out to greet them together. Compared to Saitama, the "Phantom Brigade" is simply a pure little angel and a docile little lamb ==
Before the action, Kulolo asked: "Are there any updates?"
This is the fourth day of the incident.
A middle-aged man's left face was swollen into a pig's head: "The bald head forcefully occupied the Eastern District and ate all the expired instant noodles in the Eastern District. He also ran out of toilet paper because of diarrhea."
"Such a waste!"
Kuroro:...
What I want to hear is not the news of running out of toilet paper after eating expired instant noodles and having diarrhea.
A young man whose right cheek was swollen into a pig's head: "Meteor Street invited the enemy to beat him."
Kurolo raised his eyebrows.
"Maha Beating Enemy only glanced at Bald Qiang from a distance, and then left, and even returned all the nuns on the same day."
Kulolo frowned slightly.
He has seen Maha beat the enemy.
Brigade No. 8 was killed by Sheba, but the Phantom Brigade went to beat the enemy to make trouble.
And Maha Beating the enemy off is an obstacle that even he found it difficult to overcome!
Without this ancestor to beat the enemy guest, the brigade would not necessarily stop.
Ke Rao is such a strong person, also choose to give up?
Sure enough, Saitama is the "unknown" of the arena!
"Anything else?" Kulolo straightened his neckline.
A child raised his eyes and said, "He seems to be looking for someone, and that person's name is ‘Dark Continent Iron Head Baby’."
Kuroro:...
If he couldn't get the information he wanted, Kurolo didn't plan to waste any more time.
He realized that "the thief's ultimate intention" was held in his hand, and he climbed the trash mountain with difficulty as an ordinary person, and marched towards the elder district.
And successfully found Saitama who was playing with a mobile phone next to the charging socket==
Saitama raised his dead fish eye: "Are you also here to come to me to learn from you?"
Looks accustomed to.
Kulolo smiled gently and was about to explain something.
Unexpectedly, Saitama put down the phone and got up and walked outside. Ku Luoluo didn't know why, but he immediately followed, who knew that after this walk, he came to a garbage mountain.
Saitama hunched his chest, and his expression was numb: "Did you see that trash mountain?"
Kulolo nodded: "Well, I saw it, may I ask..."
Saitama yawned and slapped a soft punch in the direction of the "mountain."
"boom--"
Accompanied by a violent roar, the whole garbage mountain collapsed, and the middle part was wiped out in smoke!
Kuroro:...
There was no time to say a word at all, and the first condition was fulfilled: "Seeing Saitama's ability to use thoughts with my own eyes" ==
Is it really good to be so smooth?
Saitama tilted his head: "Do you still want to learn from me?"
Kuroro:...
Saitama has an unwritten principle that he will blast his opponents into scum with one blow when he treats weird people, villains, and mutants. But in the face of purebred humans, he will be more tolerant and gentler.
He didn't want to kill anyone, but he couldn't stop someone looking for death.
At first, he could solve it with a slap in the face. Later, he thought that the slap in the face might be too heavy, so he simply changed it to the trash mountain.
As everyone knows, this self-righteous "gentleness" is absolutely terrifying in the eyes of others.
Kulolo deserves to be the bandit leader, with surprisingly good psychological quality, and even his ambition to win!
He restrained his emotions and praised sincerely: "It's amazing... Is this your ability? Can you destroy everything with one punch?"
The second trap begins.
Saitama didn't care: "Yes."
The kind that is directly hooked and doesn't even bite the bait.
Kuroro:...
This is going too far, right ==
Kuroro narrowed his eyes and smiled particularly harmlessly: "How did you manage such a powerful ability? Are there any restrictions?"
Saitama looked at the innocent smile of the "ordinary people" around him that day, and replied: "There is no limit. You just have to jump 100 times a day, squat and stand 100 times, run 10KM, and persist for three years. ."
Kuroro:...
The hand holding the book trembled slightly.
I read a lot of books, don't you want to bluff me.
Kurolo took out a pen from his pocket and handed it to Saitama: "Actually, I didn't come to you to discuss it, but to ask for your signature."
Saitama:...
Sign, sign? !
Saitama's eyes widened. Since he became a professional hero, he has defeated so many rookies and made countless contributions. He has been promoted from a C-rank hero to a B-rank, and he continues to increase his popularity...
In addition to fulfilling his dream of becoming a hero, fulfilling his duties as a hero, and guarding the fragile world, he really wants to be recognized by others.
Although this is not necessary, but...
This is the first fan he has met since he became a hero!
Saitama took the book and pen, and left his name on the blank paper.
At the invitation of the enthusiastic "fan", he put his hand on the handprint of the book cover and took a photo with the "fan".
At this point, all the conditions for Kuroro to steal the ability of mind are up to the standard!
At the same time, there is finally news from Saitama’s drifting bottle—sorry, I was preparing for the exam before, and I just saw it now! I'm at Youkexin!
You Kexin...
Saitama's bald head shone slightly.
He asked Kuroro: "Do you know which direction You Kexin is in?"
Kurolo smiled and said, "There." Pointing in one direction.
After stealing the mind power, Saitama can't die. Once he dies, the mind power he has stolen will disappear.
Therefore, Saitama is alive.
Instead of staying in Meteor Street and dying tragically, it is better to live in a normal human world for a few more years.
As long as it works properly and sends him to prison, wouldn't it be more perfect.
Saitama: "Well, thank you."
He waved his hand, said goodbye to Kurolo, and moved in the direction of You Kexin.
Kulolo returned with a full load and received unanimous praise from the brigade.
Amid the laughter of the spiders after they succeeded, Kulolo took off his school uniform, put on a fur coat, and took off the bandage on his forehead.
He triumphantly held "Rogue No Ji Yi", stretched out his hand to stroke his forehead, and prepared to personally comb the broken hair of the "good student" into a big, domineering, leaky head!
He stroked his hair and stroked it hard from front to back--
In an instant, I felt refreshed, the sky was broad, as if I had lost the pressure of life, and even the top of my head became extremely cool!
"Regiment, head..." Hesitating voice.
"Head!" A horrified voice.
"You, your..." The voice was helpless.
After finishing the styling, Kulolo chuckled slightly: "What's the matter with you? Even talking is hesitating."
The author has something to say:
PS: Connection——
"Hair..." The choking voice.
Kuroro turned his head confidently, his dense black hair drifting away in the wind, revealing a perfectly curved, eggshell-shaped skull top. Under the shining of the sun, it is shining brightly.
Spiders:...
The knight took a deep breath: "Head, you are bald."
PS: Ilumi: It's strange, why are people always asking for the shampoo I use recently? Forget it, raise the price again.
Kulolo: ...I regret that I have blacked out and beat the enemy Hakka eldest master. Do you want to release it?
Yu Xingmi: Long hair needs blood and ginger, or you should drink brown sugar **** tea with the girls, Kulolo.
Kuroro:...
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