Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

What Kulolo lost was his hair, not his brain.

In the case that Saitama cannot provoke, Yu Xingmi is not easy to provoke, and the pink-haired students are not sure whether they can provoke them, there is still a possibility that a young master who beats the enemy can be captured.

However, beating enemies are social animals. Although they like to act alone, they are extremely vigilant and are more collaborative in groups.

If you don't put enough bait before catching, the beating enemy will not take the bait at all. And once hostility is revealed, they will be subjected to the brutal counterattack of beating the enemy, and the frenzied pursuit of the entire group of beating the enemy and the guest.

Therefore, before throwing a poke ball to catch an enemy guest, you must first prepare for nuns. Secondly, you must make sure that you are not on the recipe of beating the enemy guest. Once again, you have to express goodwill, and finally you can achieve the world achievement of "Puzzling the enemy guest".

Facts have proved that Kuroro is very successful.

I spent a sum of money and got too much information. It's like spending two hundred yuan to check out six problems in the hospital. It's too "profitable" ==

In the abandoned church, in front of the shivering candlelight, in the roaring night breeze, Kulolo watched as the group members who trusted him took off their hats, revealing long or short, but greatly reduced hair. ……While feeling a bit interesting, there was a little anger.

The Phantom Brigade has never suffered such a shame since his debut.

Litter everywhere and lose a bunch of hair; rob a convenience store and lose a handful of hair; if you are in a bad mood, slaughter an individual and lose all your hair...

Up to now, the knight who killed an Internet cafe has a bald head, the accomplice has lost money, the assistant Fei Tan has been bald, and the rest of the members have lost their hair to varying degrees.

Among them, the degree of hair loss of female members is generally better than that of male members. The reason is ——

Parker will feed the stray kittens with food, Marge will sew his arms and legs privately, and Xiaodi will carry "bumpeyes" to clean up the environment and pick up trash.

Upon comparison, Kulolo found that only by doing good deeds, being a good person, caring for animals, and protecting the environment, can he keep his hair.

If this were the case, it would be better to be bald unscrupulously. His original intention of establishing the Phantom Brigade was not for the benefit of society.

However, swallowing this breath obediently bald, it is really not the style of the brigade.

Kuroro naturally wanted to get back what belonged to him and the brigade.

"Illumi gave us some information--" Kurolo said. "First, he knew Saitama, but he didn't have a good relationship with him."

If you "make a good relationship", you have enough confidence and backstage.

Ilumi would not instinctively choose an offensive or defensible position when facing the brigade, and would not subconsciously ignore the hats on their heads, even without the question of "Why do you wear hats?"

"Second, he has a way to contact Saitama, but he will never do it." Kuroro smiled, "It can be seen that after contacting Saitama, the benefits he loses are far higher than the benefits he gets."

He didn't negotiate the price with Ilumi at the beginning, and completely gave the young master the capital to sit on the floor and start the price.

But this young master even gave up on "sitting on the ground and raising the price"...

"Third, he will not offend Saitama for the sake of giving up nuns or selling spiders as a favor." Kulolo added, "In his opinion, the brigade's comprehensive force is not worthy of Saitama, and it will even fail miserably. So, He didn't even want to touch it."

"Draw a conclusion-even if it is the Mirage Brigade, don't provoke Saitama easily."

"Then how to get back what we lost without provoking Saitama, the answer is still to return to Ilumi." Kulolo said, "I want to know, how does he contact a person who has evaporated? After contact, he will What interest did he lose? What interest would enable him to do this?"

"Illumi has been stranded in You Kexin for a long time."

"According to the information provided by Hisoso, he seems to be'passively sabotage', causing the entire beating of enemies to be so busy that he can't take care of him at all."

Kulolo affirmed: "He is deliberately fending off the enemy, and also deliberately avoiding the intersection with us."

"It can be seen, what he is guarding. Since he hasn't won it completely, he has been spending time with You Kexin."

"Since he didn't get it, what about us?"

"There are good things, shouldn't you grab them?"

"Perhaps, we can also interact with Saitama and get back our things."

In the darkness, the spiders' eyes burned, revealing the hunter's grin. As long as the spider leader gives an order, he will point his fangs at the throat of the prey.

The knight played with the game console: "So what does the leader want to do?"

Kuroro smiled and said, "We'll just follow how Ilumi did it."

How does Ilumi do it?

Oh, beat the enemy Hakka master dressed as a beautiful girl, wearing a small skirt every day, admitted to the "Yaber" University, admitted to the girls' dormitory, and finished the first semester.

Go shopping with roommates, sing K, eat hot pot, and live a happy and peaceful life.

Phantom Brigade:...

Wait, wait, what's wrong?

Kulolo: "In the entire brigade, only the knights did not intersect with Yu Xingmi. Then, let's ask the knights for this matter."

Knight:...

wait wait wait! Head!

"Knight, prepare well for the entrance exam, and strive to be admitted to the Broadcasting and Hosting Department by proper means." Kulolo said, "In your appearance, it's not a violation to dress up as a girl. As for... it's good to wear a wig. ."

The knight twitched his mouth. Although he was prepared in his heart, he did not expect the result to be so ruthless: "Captain, there are girls in the brigade! Even if you have seen Yu Xingmi, just change your appearance, then..."

He is not Ilumi, he is not so handy in disguising as a female, nor is he able to dress without any sense of disobedience. Moreover, the entrance exam...

Kuroro sighed helplessly: "Little drop, how much is 53 plus 47?"

Xiaodi obediently wrenched and pointed: "Leader, wait five minutes, I will count."

Knight:...

Kurolo turned to the other side: "Maki, the question of the test paper ‘Do you want to be a great person like XX, why? Tell me your reasons’?"

March is straightforward: "I don't want to."

Knight:...

Kuroro tilted his head slightly: "Parker, if you and Yu Xingmi share the room, physical contact will inevitably occur. Then, what will happen after the contact?"

Parker was indifferent and ruthless, and said in the most standard Chinese: "The 2019 Spring Festival Gala, now officially begins."

Knight:...

Kuroro smiled helplessly, and stared at the knight deeply: Look, what else can I do? What can be done? The answer given is enough for me to be sad.

Knight:...

This is really touching team friendship ==

Yu Xingmi stayed up all night, full of energy, bright and happy.

Because she finally figured out how to use the "Lock of the Sky", it's really a good thing that can be attacked and retreated, and can be used to bind play when she has nothing to do!

Moreover, the "Lock of the Sky" is particularly powerful in deterring the divine nature. If used as a suppressor, it can weaken the Yuxingmi's strength by nearly 90%.

And "weakening" is not just weakening.

"Sky Lock" is a very rare weapon against God. If it is used against its own master, it will purify and compress the master's power in the first time, accumulate and refine, so as to achieve the function of "maximizing weakening".

It is the commandment to bind the gods and the treasure needed to become gods.

But now, Yu Xingmi has constricted it, turning it into a slender golden chain, around her neck, wrapped her arms, winding all the way to the wrist, like a fashionable and high-end jewelry, beautiful but beautiful. Not obtrusive.

At this point, the "suppressor" equipment is completed, Yu Xing is extremely comfortable. Even facing Lumi who broke her embarrassment last night, she rarely gave a good face.

Fortunately, Rumi is not a talkative lord, she did not vomit for half a minute of what she did in the middle of the night.

Around seven o'clock in the morning, the cell phone alarm clock rang on time.

Quilia and Camilla woke up groaningly, their minds still a bit unconscious. In their misty, sleepy eyes, they looked towards the bright balcony, and they saw Yu Xingmi and Lumi standing outside watering the flowers. The picture was extremely harmonious.

Quilia scratched her neck and murmured, "Here, look at her back, Lumi's shoulders are so wide...like a man."

Camilla yawned: "Looking from the front, people's **** are also flat, like a man."

Quilia wakes up with a smile: "Okay, it's called ‘neutral’, get up quickly. Cool summer is coming. Taking advantage of the holiday these days, we will buy short skirts. Summer without short skirts is not complete."

Camilla was delighted immediately after listening to buy, buy, buy. She turned back and shouted to the balcony: "Xingmi, Lumi, go shopping later, are you going?"

Yu Xingmi responded to the call: "Go!"

Ilumi paused: "Go..."

I heard that my father had done it once when he was young, and he never wanted to do it again. Could it be that my mother bought too much and lost her family?

As soon as the word "Go" came out, the two in the bedroom suddenly got up with enthusiasm and enthusiasm. The one on the balcony immediately put down the kettle, opened the closet, picked out the best dress, combed his hair and made up and changed shoes.

Only the eldest master turned on his mobile phone after a moment of silence, logged on to the platform, and contacted the netizen: "Is there anything I need to pay attention to when shopping with a woman?"

Three minutes later, [Fei Zhai also wants to fall in love] sent a message: "Put on your most wear-resistant shoes."

The most wear-resistant shoes...

Ilumi stepped into the bedroom, opened her closet, and dug out the ten-centimeter high heels, eight-centimeter sandals, five-centimeter leather shoes, and three-centimeter sandals provided by her mother at the bottom.

The eldest master looked around calmly, and when he noticed that a few girls stepped on high heels in unison, he thought for a while, and also chose five-centimeter leather shoes.

He is the eldest man who beats the enemy Hakka, has an excellent operating system, and the most capable killer. How can he not be able to control the shopping in high heels!

So, wearing an ankle-length dress and stepping on high heels, the eldest master set off with the female sleeping army and embarked on the road of shopping and shopping.

Then, there is no more...

Ilumi is deeply aware that every opinion provided by netizens is the truth!

He couldn't understand why his toes, heels and soles of feet were hurting after walking the same distance, but they were like okay people, walking from the street to the end of the street, and they could go shopping again.

He didn't understand, when he entered the same store, he immediately selected the only sofa in the store and got a short nap. But they rushed to the ready-to-wear like a okay person, with more than a dozen sets of rotations, without fatigue.

He couldn't understand that he went to more than a dozen stores to buy a short skirt. He thought it was time to come to this one, but when they put it together, they thought it was the first short skirt that was cost-effective and beautiful...

Seeing the back of the three girls happily rushing to the first store, the young master who was stepping on high heels twitched his calf. For the first time, he found that the journey of several hundred meters was so long that he felt suffocated.

So here comes the question...

Forget it, Yu Xingmi. Quilia and Camilla are obviously ordinary people. How can they walk around in high heels for a few hours without shouting tired or complaining?

Are ordinary people so scary?

"Lumi—hurry up!" Yu Xingmi waved at him from a hundred meters away.

Ilumi:...

The eldest master stepped open his legs expressionlessly, like a little mermaid walking on the tip of a knife, walking towards the prince step by step with "blood" footprints, to verify the tragedy that he turned into a bubble.

An hour later, Ilumi sat on the sofa, read the one, two, three, financial magazines provided by the store, remembered the price of the row of clothes behind him, and counted the wood grains on the table. It was found that the three girls hadn't finished buying their skirts.

Yu Xingmi wore a light blue short skirt and dangled her long legs: "Does it look good? Do you think this one is better or the previous one?"

Ilumi was so tired and indifferent: "It looks good, it's all good, buy it."

Yu Xingmi thought for a while: "Forget it, try another one."

Ilumi:...

Yu Xingmi wore a small suit and a khaki bag hip skirt: "Do you think this set is particularly intellectual?"

Ilumi began to reread the Caijing Daily: "Well, intellectual."

Yu Xingmi: "Just take a look! It's perfunctory when you hear it. It's definitely not good-looking. I'll change it again."

Ilumi:...

The hand holding the newspaper trembled slightly.

Yu Xingmi wore a denim skirt: "How about this one? Do you think it looks **** with sandals or is it vibrant with sneakers?"

Ilumi put aside the newspaper, looked at her seriously, and said, "Sandals."

Yu Xingmi was happy: "Okay, then I will try a few pairs of sandals!"

Ilumi:...

After all, you just want to keep trying, right? This is something to buy, the more you try, the more ==

I thought this was already purgatory, but unexpectedly, at the next moment, Yu Xingmi came to him with a few clothes and smiled: "Lumi, I picked a few skirts for you, you should try it too!"

Ilumi:...

The men who beat the enemy and the Ke clan refused to challenge.

"Don't sit down, wait for the summer when we wear short skirts in the whole bedroom!" Yu Xingmi said, "Look at this color number, dark blue, it feels very suitable for you."

"Go! Go try!"

"It's not a good sister if you don't try!"

So, why do girls' bedrooms like to use uniform clothes to reflect the deep friendship between them?

The young master standing in the fitting room couldn't figure it out.

Also, this short skirt...

Ilumi lowered his head, he was right in his short skirt. But no matter how thin and gentle he is, he is also a man anyway, and even a killer who has been trained since childhood.

The length of the skirt is only 20 cm above the knee. It is really cool to wear in the summer, but it looks very scary when matched with the muscles on the thighs.

Since I usually wear long skirts every day, if not necessary, Ilumi rarely uses needles to change his legs. Who knows...

The young master took off his short skirt and put on his long skirt.

Yu Xingmi pushed open the door of the fitting room in the expectant eyes of the other party, handed the skirt to the other's hopeless eyes, and said, "Sorry, I don't want to wear it."

The three girls made a regretful voice: "Why?"

Ilumi gave a powerful answer: "I am a particularly shy person."

Everyone:...

In the end, Yu Xingmi bought three formal suits, and Quelia and Camilla each had something to do.

At that time, in order not to be obtrusive, the particularly shy Rumi reluctantly walked into the "men's underwear" shop opposite while they were checking out.

And calmly asked for a dozen of flat-bottomed, pure cotton breathable, the largest discount underwear, and quickly checked out.

It only took two minutes before and after.

The clerk smiled and said, "Is it for my boyfriend?"

Ilumi: "Buy it for myself."

Clerk:...

For a while, the clerk looked at the lonely and arrogant imperial sister Ilumi wearing a long skirt, high heels, and a colorful expression with a hard-to-say expression.

Ilumi glanced at him: "...brother."

The clerk let out a sigh of relief.

When Ilumi walked away, the clerk thought carefully and felt that nothing was right.

Strange, what did he miss?

On the other side, in an abandoned building.

The knight looked at the dozens of red-orange-yellow-green-blue-violet wigs, all kinds of dresses and high heels that had been robbed in front of him, and couldn't help falling into a long silence.

Looking up again, he saw his group of teammates, knowing that they would be bald when doing evil, still chose to rob without losing their true colors, and then they lost their hair one by one.

Fink's bald head shone brightly: "I can only help you here, knight."

Franklin's bald head gleamed: "You bear the hope of the brigade, knight."

After Kube lost his hair, he looked smaller and smaller: "It must be successful, knight."

Knight, you carry the weight of a whole brigade hair!

Knight:...

He wiped his face and said, "If I remember correctly, the head of the group seems to have given us money to let us buy it in a ‘obedience to the law’, and don’t make trouble for the time being."

They may stay at Youkexin for a long time just to squat in Saitama. If it provokes right and wrong and is targeted by the Hunter Association, it is also a kind of trouble.

Who knows, the wise teammates gave a unified reply: "Oh, buy it, I'm really not used to it. I grabbed it right away, and I didn't even think about paying."

"By the way, how do you pay for the money? What is the denomination of this paper currency, 100 minus 23.33?"

"It's so troublesome, let's grab it!"

Knight:...

So, are you robbing because of bad math?

The author has something to say:

PS: Xia Ke: The brigade does not have a primary school diploma.

Yu Xingmi: What a coincidence, neither did I.

Ilumi: Neither do I.

Hisoso: What is a diploma?

Qi Mu Nanxiong: So I am the one with the highest academic qualifications?