Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Ilumi was angry, and the consequences were serious.

The young master solemnly stated that all the guys who hinder his plan, hinder him from making a lot of money, and intend to make him lose his money, are class enemies and harmful garbage, and they all need to receive acupuncture treatment.

Since Mi Ji's brain was in the water, he would scrupulously abide by his "brother" duties and give his second brother an acupuncture with his own hands. I believe that after his Tianling cover is poked into a sieve, the water that enters should always be drained.

Reluctantly accompany Yu Xingmi to the roommate's first show, wait for Yu Xingmi to say goodbye to Yu Xingmi, obediently and obediently have a warm hot pot with Yu Xingmi, and spend time with Yu Xingmi in the dormitory quietly. One night later, Ilumi left and said to her with inexplicable confidence: "I want to go home, don't miss me."

Yu Xingmi:...

Why should I miss you?

Is it not fun to eat snakes, live broadcasts in other worlds are not easy to do, or summer work can not kill time?

Besides, you are not a standard overbearing president of romance novels who are worth more than a billion yuan, cold and frosty, and handsome, who only has feelings for me. What do I want you to do?

Holding back the desire to complain, Yu Xingmi waved his hand gently, lovingly as a girlfriend: "Well, I promise I won't miss you~~"

Ilumi:...

The young master stood at the door and was silent for a long time. Although the answer followed his words and he did what he wanted, he felt a slight myocardial infarction for some reason.

Ilumi has always been upright, and since this is not right, let's change the top one.

So, he said: "No, you should think about it. Use your brain more, it's good for your brain."

Don't be like Mi Ji, sitting and eating, eating and sleeping. At the age of 18, he is in the late stage of "hydrocephalus", and he has to fix it.

Yu Xingmi:...

Miss, you are really innocent and unpretentious, completely different from those coquettish **** out there ==

With Yu Xingmi's promise of "Okay, I'll think about it again... No, I must miss you non-stop", Ilumi closed the door and left with barely satisfaction. At the fastest speed, he found the intelligence point where the beating enemy was stationed at Youkexin, boarded the airship in the shortest time, and went straight to the Kukulhan Mountain.

Who knows, I don't know if I don't know this, but I was taken aback.

Although Ilumi knew that he was the most popular cub in the Withered Slaughter Mountain, she had never seen the whole family descending from the mountain to pick him up in front of the gate of Huangquan.

Parents and younger brothers were all there, as was the great grandfather Maha, and the deacons lined up in a row at the back. Even the "Big Mao", "Er Mao" and "San Mao" raised at home are squatting neatly and on a spectacular scale.

Seeing Ilumi stepping off the airship, Chijo’s mother instantly choked up: "Mom’s Ilumi, you are finally home! In these days when you are not taking orders, we have had a hard time! Even Mi Ji, both Too busy to gain only two catties!"

Ilumi:...

In the days when he deliberately didn't take orders, Mi Ji could actually gain two catties, which is unforgivable. As expected, he wasn't beaten enough.

Miji shakes like a chaff sieve:...

I am not, I am not, listen to my explanation! I originally gained ten pounds, but I was scared off eight pounds by my eldest brother's phone call two days ago!

Chiju’s mother burst into tears: "But, when my mother thinks that Illumi is struggling, she is about to bring two children to beat the enemy Hakka. I am so relieved!"

Ilumi's brain jammed, and his thoughts were spinning at a high speed.

"So, my mother's Ilumi..." Chijo looked behind him with her neck up. The whole family followed her movements and looked behind him. "Where are my daughters-in-law and granddaughters?"

Ilumi:...

基裘对女孩子有多喜爱，整个揍敌客家上下都知道。

When she was young, the mistress beat all the men on Meteor Street in order to give birth to a girl with high-value and strong strength.

As soon as they had finished rolling the sheets, Ji Qiu was hoping for the stars and moon to feed his stomach. What to eat for all kinds of beauty, what to eat for all the qualifications, how can a cub who wants to conceive in October actually brought a...

It's simply a pain that life can't bear ==

Kijoo made up his mind to have a second child, and once confidently believed that it must be a girl this time!

Thus, the second son Mi Ji was born...

Kijoo doesn't believe in evil anymore. As the saying goes, everything is no more than three. It must be a girl for the third time!

Thus, the third son Qiya and the fourth son Aluka were born...

Even if Qi Ya has white hair and is the best aptitude to beat an enemy guest, it can't save Ji Qiu's heart into dregs. While she muttered that this is impossible, it is impossible for the man I chose to give birth to a daughter. fetal. She swears, it must be a girl this time!

Thus, the fifth son, Kurt, was born...

As for why she didn't have a checkup when she was pregnant, Gijo said that she has a fascinating confidence about "I can give birth to a girl"!

Afterwards, Chijoe became frustrated and saw that Seba’s nose was not a nose, and his eyes were not eyes.

In order to make up for the "broken" relationship between his parents due to the inability to give birth to a daughter, Ilumi decided not to have short hair, but began to grow long hair. At one time, he felt that he was trying to save the marriage crisis of beating the enemy and give Qi Ya a complete family. Paid too much.

Confidence of mystery==

So, when Ilumi heard her mother mention "two children", "daughters-in-law" and "granddaughters", she was expressionless and showed her paws: "Mom, the deacon didn't tell you, I am the only one to come back today. ?"

"call--"

The desolate wind swept the fallen leaves past, and a strange bird leaped from the top of its head, making a "quack, quack, quack" sound.

Suddenly many petrified sculptures appeared in front of the gate of Huangquan.

Ilumi once said and gave a continuous crit: "My fiancee is still studying at You Kexin, and we have not had a substantial relationship, so she is not pregnant."

Beat the enemies: ... a bolt from the blue!

"So I am very puzzled. What caused my mother to have the illusion of'My fiancee is pregnant, and I have two births'?" Ilumi's voice was very cold, "If it is the deacon's false information, then this dereliction of duty It can be dealt with."

Kijoo screamed: "Illumi! Didn't you tell your mother last time that you want to take your two children home? Ah!"

Ilumi was about to explain, when he heard his beloved third brother, Qi Ya, laughed out loud.

Attracting everyone's eyes, Qi Ya's face was full of no matter.

He raised his hands and put them on the back of his head. It was a pleasure to watch his mother who has a strong desire for control eat deflated, and it was also a pleasure to watch his eldest brother who is also a strong desire for control was forced to be questioned.

Anyway, when the two control freaks are facing each other, he is happy to see it!

With this joy, he forgot the thrilling experience of being chased home by Yi Lumi in You Kexin ==

Qi Ya smiled and said, "Big Brother, you were actually dumped, right? You said it was your fiancée, but you have been dragging it and didn't bring it back... Uh..."

The smile disappeared completely, and the look in the eldest brother's current eyes was extremely terrifying!

Ilumi frightened his younger brother who couldn't read, and said, "The two children are the'playmates' I brought home for Qi Ya."

Qi Ya's blue cat's eyes rounded out, and all her white hair exploded!

Ilumi grinned badly: "Didn't Qi Ya always want to make friends? Unfortunately, I don't have one anymore. Even if I have one, I won't give it to you."

Qi Ya:...

Misunderstandings are eliminated, and the sorrow of beating the enemy guest is bleak. The family came out neatly, and naturally they had to go back clearly.

The door of Huangquan opened and closed, and Giju screamed hysterically nervously, twisting the veil that dripped water all the way, tears streaming down his face: "My lovely little granddaughters, woooooo..."

Ilumi did not fluctuate.

On the same day, Ilumi used the name of "checking whether the younger brothers' abilities have regressed." He overturned Qi Ya in the training ground at home, beat Mi Ji violently, and finally let off Kurt gently.

Later, under the name "Big Brother is for your own good", he reported Mi Ji's mistakes to his parents, and was given the opportunity to beat and torture Mi Ji.

In the eyes of ordinary people, the flogging and electric shock, which can be called "torture", are only the most basic punishment in the eyes of beating enemies.

Mi Ji was buckled in the machine, his face like ashes. The eldest brother beside him was holding the remote control, looking at the numbers above, and seemed to be lost in thought about which one to press.

"Mi Ji, I will give you a chance to reduce your sentence."

Mi Ji was taken aback, and suddenly raised his head: "Really?"

"Big brother, just talk about it!"

Ilumi looked at him faintly: "I once brought you a souvenir, do you remember?"

Mi Ji paused, then nodded frantically: "Remember! The souvenir that my eldest brother brought me is a pair of pink underwear. It has a silky touch, a soft cotton texture, and a nice shape. It smells particularly good...Ah!"

Mi Ji screamed abruptly. It turned out that Ilumi had pressed the electric shock switch.

Caught off guard!

Ilumi stared at him solemnly: "Did you do anything strange to it, Mi Ji?"

Mi Ji:...

I know the truth, so you tortured me for a pair of underwear QAQ?

Can't I give it back to you? Since the wall has enshrined the underwear you gave, I have had a nightmare for more than half a month!

"No, no!" said Mi Ji loudly, "because it was a gift from my eldest brother, so I put it in a picture frame and framed it, and now I put it on the wall and treat it respectfully every day!"

It's just a matter of burning high incense and enshrining a pig's head!

After a long time, the young master nodded and said dryly: "Good job, Mi Ji."

"That's it for today."

As for whether I am angry or not, it depends on your cleverness.

That night, Ilumi received the picture frame returned by Mi Ji. In the exquisitely framed frame, lying a pair of flat, lovely, pink panties, and a note written by Mi Jiyi--

"Only girly underwear is worthy of big brother, it's me, I don't deserve to have them!"

Ilumi tilted his head:...

I always feel that this is right everywhere, but I feel as if everything is wrong. However, Mi Ji should have no guts to turn around and scold him.

Thinking about this, Ilumi still frowned, grabbed the largest discounted cotton men’s underwear he bought, put it in the bag, and attached a note——

"Mi Ji, although you can't match the biggest men's underwear, you can frame them up and look up."

Well, this is really touching brotherhood ==

In recent days, the Phantom Brigade has a lot of bad luck and dark clouds. The instant noodles they looted have no seasoning, the manhole cover suddenly broke when crossing the road, and the septic tank that exploded when patrolling the territory...

Okay, forget it.

They shouldn't be absolutely right, they shouldn't use the "guessing" method to decide who goes out to rob dinner.

The result is good, Feitan and Finks have not been able to come back this time!

Where did these two go?

It's hilarious. These two grabbed dinner and snatched themselves into the Hunter's Association. They are still eating jail in the "Cheap Trap Tower"!

So the question is, the Hunter's Association is half a continent away from Youkexin. How did Feitan and Finks manage to grab the door of the Hunter's Association within an hour?

Could it be that they will teleport?

The result is so special that it really teleports ==

According to the video information provided by the knight, Feitan and Finks did not order anything, so they drank more than the other. They walked out of the abandoned building and didn't know what to say. They didn't go to the vegetable market after a while, so they diverted to Yabel University.

Come on, it's clear who you are looking for.

However, they didn't wait for Yu Xingmi, instead they waited for a mysterious pink-haired high school student. This life is like an innocent lamb, who has strayed into the trap of a wolf predation. Fei Tan and Finch shot one after another, seeing that the child was about to be cut under the umbrella...

Feitan's umbrella was grasped by him again!

Wait, why is it "again"? This scene is very familiar, as if you have seen it before?

Next, nothing happened to Feitan and Finks. The pink-haired high school student reached out and put his hands on their shoulders. The next second, all three people on the scene lost their tracks.

This video is only three seconds before and after, if you don't watch it carefully, it is impossible to detect the fault.

Unexpectedly, high school students with pink hair, who look tender and harmless, are the most terrifying people. Just pat the shoulder lightly, and immediately take the person to heaven.

It’s a tragedy in capitals that you eat until you die, sit in the bottom of the prison and wear it!

So, what should they do now? Rescue Feitan and Finks collectively?

No, after catching two spiders, the Hunters Association must be on guard. There might be something waiting for them in the "Cheap Well Tower".

But no matter how difficult the front is, the spider will never give up his companion...

However, the brigade is really unlucky lately ==

In the end, the group leader Kulolo gave a course of action: "It is impossible to force it. The Twelve Branches of the Hunter Association are very troublesome. So we can only get out of it."

"The plan is divided into several steps and takes a long time, but it can be effective."

"First of all, Youkexin must have someone staying behind, always pay attention to Saitama's movements, and tentatively designate a knight. The knight is good at computer operations and can give remote guidance to the brigade. Moreover, staying at Youkexin is very safe."

"Secondly, contact Hisuo. The Hunter Association may have portraits of members of the'Phantom Brigade', but there is no doubt that Hisuo is involved with us. After all, he rarely participates in the activities of the brigade. For now, let him take more shots. convenient."

"Again, the tentative personnel for the rescue plan of the'Cheap Trap Tower' will be me, Parker, March, and Hisoso, and the personnel who caused the chaos will be the remaining team members."

Kulolo has a stolen thought power of "any door", that is, as long as he touches the wall with his hand, he can open a door leading to the other end.

As long as he can find someone, he won't be able to save it.

Parker's "mind reading technique" is convenient for searching where Feitan and Finks are. Hisuo is a powerful force, but he is prone to pervert and out of control, and the partial March has a certain influence on him.

Waiting for the outside melee is the most suitable for him to fish in troubled waters.

Kulolo continued: "If the rescue mission fails, retreat immediately. Implement the second step plan and wait."

He continued: "The Hunter Association's 287th exam will be held on January 7 next year, and the registration period will be from September to December this year."

"Once the mission fails, the staff will be assigned to take the Hunter's exam. Next, we must ask the knights, no matter what means are used, try to interfere with the Hunter Association's use of the'cheap trap tower' as the exam site."

"In this way, it is convenient for us to act as candidates and find enough scapegoats."

After assigning the task, the Phantom Brigade set off immediately, without any delay.

As always, the knight held the information book for review and paid close attention to the "Big Three".

Yes, the Big Three.

This is the nickname given to Yu Xing Mi by the "Phantom Brigade", which is mainly divided into bald head (Saitama without long hair), Mao Tou (Yu Xing Mi with long hair) and pink head (with pink hair) Qimu Nanxiong) these three giants.

Or monk head, dull hair head and chalk head, in short, they are all "heads".

In this vivid summary, the Phantom Brigade was no longer afraid of being caught by the master and beaten up when the secret codes "track the bald head", "stare at the hair head", and "be careful of the fan head" on the street!

After all, who knows that bald, hairy, and pink heads refer to them!

Ilumi made Mi Ji so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. He trained Qi Ya to have more air and less air intake, so that his parents would never want to see him again. After that, he immediately decided to go to Youkexin. The airship, with a bit of excitement that he hadn't noticed, wanted to see Yu Xingmi.

It is a pity that the existence of feudal parents is always preventing him from making big money!

Jie Nuo meant something: "You haven't taken an order for a long time, Ilumi."

Just coming back but wanting to go back, it's not like beating the enemy off and working like a workaholic.

Sheba said coldly: "Illumi, if you are confused by a woman, then..."

That woman is not far from her death.

Ilumi replied: "Then, can I change the person to Hisoso?"

Jen Nuo:...

Sheba:...

Sure enough, no matter what the previous topic was, as long as Ilumi moved Hisoso out, Sheba and Zhenuo would shut up. Hisuo is just a piece of brick. It's really easy to move wherever you can't.

"I must go back, Dad, Grandpa." Ilumi went directly into the dog talk mode, "I am not like you. Dad was rejected by his mother because he couldn't give birth to a daughter. Grandma ran to Meteor Street and didn't want to see Grandpa's old face. "

"If you go out, mom and grandma won't care at all."

"But I'm different." Ilumi showed her self-confidence. "As soon as I leave, she will miss me non-stop. If I don't go back, her horse will be exhausted on the road of missing me."

Jeno and Sheba were expressionless, their hearts twitched: Shut up, Nizi!

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PS: Ilumi: She must want to kill me, um, definitely.

Yu Xingmi: Huh? What? Lumi? Who is Rumi? Forget it, forget it, I can’t remember, I'll eat this barbecue first, come and eat!

The Big Three set chopsticks together.

PS: The knights: bald, hairy, and pink heads, they must not hear it!

Qi Mu: Yeah, sorry, I can read mind.

PS: Hyuga Neji wakes up immediately and realizes that there is no "cage bird" on his head.

Neji:? ? ?

Oh my god, why are you fat four? Why is it suddenly gone! Do you want to paint it?