Ever Since I Contracted the Big Black Cat, This Money Fan!

Ilumi, a female gangster, acupuncture master, plastic surgeon, corporate president, minister of finance, and old man who was completely delayed by the assassination of the enemy Hakka, is carrying the "bald brigade" 3 billion ring After Ni’s hope, he awakened another skill without a teacher—the gold matchmaker.

Hereby, I would like to emphatically thank Mrs. Giju's mother for her edification and training.

She used ten years of hysteria to tell him that once the "blind date" event came out, no matter how busy he was, he had to let it go, no matter how annoying he was, he had to look at it, no matter how inappropriate it was.

Otherwise, he will endure the baptism of violent storms——

Mom's Ilumi! Why are you so disappointed! You can't get a daughter-in-law, you can only be like expired pork in a gene library of enemy ancestors!

Ilumi:...

In short, it does not matter what the result of the blind date is. What is important is that during the blind date, both men and women have a high probability of being present, and they can have a one-on-one match.

No, it's a one-to-one communication.

Well, exchange.

Ilumi complied with kindness and touched her lips. The young, coquettish and coquettish version of Kulolo has become his aunt who can't get rid of the order.

The young master’s idea is very simple. He is now playing an eighteen-year-old girl, and Kurolo is playing a twenty-eight-year-old mature woman. For a full "ten years" span, although he can call his sister, but he doesn't want to give it to Kurolo at all. face.

Who told him to block him before.

Ilumi has entered the time of revenge for cats.

"My aunt'Lolo Yi' is a relative far away." Well, I have to declare that she is a distant relative. If Kuroro loses his horse and is beaten, he can easily remove himself.

Ilumi continued: "I studied at Youkexin University, and my current career is...archaeology, and my monthly income is very high."

Well, the work of digging people's ancestral graves is in vain. In the unlikely event that Yu Xingmi heard this violent, the first person to be beaten was himself.

"If you can, set a meeting time," Ilumi said. "She can't wait to see Saitama. There's no way she can do it."

Kuroro:...

What else can he do except keep smiling?

Kurolo, who was born in Meteor Street, has experienced the "predatory" period of childhood, and then entered the "predatory" period of adulthood. All the concepts he comes into contact with are compatible with "whatever you want, grab it."

Even if he learned to use gentleness to disguise himself, he still couldn't change the pure malice in his heart. After that, he set up the Phantom Brigade and walked out of Meteor Street, acting nonsense and not changing his nature.

Therefore, Kulolo, who lives in the world of robbers, knows that ordinary people have "blind date" activities, but has never taken the time to study it in depth.

If you knew how to meet Saitama, you only need to "blind date"...

The Phantom Brigade stayed in Youkexin, was sent to prison by "Fentou", beaten countless by "Maotou", and was surrounded by bad luck by "Baldhead". After being admitted to the university again, the knights will work step by step, secretly monitor, and carefully calculate...

After all such painstaking efforts, what exactly are you drawing?

From beginning to end, it seemed like a futile effort.

Just like now, Yu Xingmi, who Kuroro thinks is extremely difficult to deal with, his eyes are shining, and he promises: "It's rare, someone told Saitama a matchmaker!"

"Okay! I'll go ask him and set a time to let you know!"

...It's so easy to get it done.

Kulolo couldn't help falling into thought, he seemed to have made a fatal mistake.

I am accustomed to using the "strong" thinking to judge other strong people, and I am used to judge other men and women with my own success rate of picking up sisters, but I never thought that the other party is essentially a group of single dogs who rely on blind dates even to find a partner. ==

However, this is also good.

As long as he saw someone, he would always have a way to return Nian.

The key point has been settled, and Kulolo originally wanted to leave in a low-key manner. With the spider's current unlucky physique, he didn't know whether he would wear a gang any longer.

However, the young master who beats the enemy Hakka has a very "arrogant" personality. What can Kulolo do with the calls of "aunts"?

Of course it is to satisfy his wish to be a "niece"!

Kuroro smiled kindly, stretched out his hand in front of Yu Xingmi, gently and gently placed it on top of Ilumi's head, and slapped two fearlessly under the terrifying sight of the young master.

Kurolo said the only line: "My niece Rumi, please take care of it."

Yu Xingmi smiled shyly, and Ilumi was frosty.

At the end, people take a cold tea.

Ilumi turned his head and said to Kurolo: "Add money!"

Beat the enemy Hakka's most beautiful cat, can I beat you up for free? !

Kuroro:...

I have to say that Yu Xingmi's work efficiency is very high. Through the drift bottle, she first asked Saitama's opinion, and then set a time when both parties were free.

Saitama is 25 years old this year. He has a kind character and a noble character. He is a hero with a promising future.

Although he usually doesn't frill, when he gets serious, he is a hundred times more handsome than any man!

Yu Xingmi said sincerely that if she hadn't left a heavy shadow on her bald head, she would probably really try to chase Saitama.

However, for my own hair...

Ah, goodbye, friend! bye!

But "Lolo" is different. This beautiful young lady likes bald head from the bottom of her heart, and Saitama happens to be single. If she doesn't try to pull this red thread, how can she know whether the two sides are right?

Saitama is burdened all the way, and the feelings that belong to human beings are becoming more and more indifferent. If you can meet a woman who really loves him, it is not a lucky thing.

And, just after beating the knight, she also had to change her mood.

So, on a sunny weekend, in a sunny park, in a holy place for couples to date, Saitama and Kuroro made their faces!

They're face-to-face!

Saitama is wearing a white cloak, jumpsuits, and is 175cm tall.

Kulolo wears a dress and high heels, and is 185cm tall.

They face each other, eye to eye, one head up, the other down.

The height difference of ten centimeters, plus Saitama's hunched back. This picture...how do you look like it, the big sister is shopping with a mentally disabled child ==

Saitama:...

Kuroro:...

The breeze is blowing, and the water waves are rippling.

In the big lake on the left, Feitan and Finks riding in the little yellow duck struggling to step on the pedals and quickly approached the team leader's dating area.

In the bush on the right, the little drop of straw hats, March, and Pike looked nervous and stared at the head of the dating area.

The height of 155 Fei Tan gritted his teeth: "Saitama's bald head, will he see that the leader is taller than him, and then kill the leader?"

Finks, who is 185 in height, said straightforwardly: "How is it possible, Saitama is not you."

Fei Tan:...

You wait for me, Finks!

On the other side, Xiaodi pushed his glasses and said straightforwardly: "Is the head of the team so tall?"

Marge sighed, "Diaodi, what makes you think the captain is not tall enough?"

Xiaodi: "The men in the brigade, except for Kubei and Feitan, are all taller than the captain."

Parker: "... Xiaodi, shut up, don't be heard by Fei Tan."

The Fei Tan in the little yellow duck is near the shore: ...you all wait for me!

At the same time, on a bench not far away, Yu Xingmi, who was holding popcorn, looked at this head secretly, and Ilumi who kept stuffing popcorn in his mouth was expressionless.

Yu Xingmi bit her lip: "This height difference...how many centimeters did your aunt wear today?"

Ilumi said: "8 centimeters."

These shoes are kindly sponsored by Xisuo.

Hisoso personally told them that he likes to wear high heels the most, and he can go shopping with Kulolo in high heels all day~~

Ilumi Jingxisuo is a man... a pervert.

Of course, Culloro didn't care about the mentality of the onlookers. He had an easy-going attitude and a gentle expression. He stretched his hand to the bench and said, "Sit down together."

Saitama nodded and agreed.

In fact, Saitama didn't feel much about "blind date" and couldn't motivate much.

However, Janos solemnly told him: "I have always hoped that the teacher can be admired, respected, and affirmed by others. I want to see that after the teacher becomes a hero, he can also reap his own happiness."

Jenos is special to Saitama, he constitutes a part of humanity.

Therefore, Saitama will seriously consider and respond to what Janos said and suggestions.

Now that this blind date is accepted, then... treat it well.

The two walked to the bench, and Kuroroth hadn't gotten used to the women's clothing yet, but he was sitting in a posture of a special man. It wasn't until his buttocks touched the bench that he consciously brought his legs together and put his hands on his knees, like a lady.

Gentle and kind, as if exuding the glory of the Virgin Mary!

Not far away, the little yellow duck on the lake almost turned over ==

Kurolo smiled: "Mr. Saitama, in order to increase mutual understanding, do you have any preferences? For example, martial arts or spiritual practice?"

Saitama scratched his face: "I like supermarket discount coupons."

Kuroro:...

He smiled gently: "Mr. Saitama is a housekeeper, there must be many girls like you?"

Saitama made a reminiscence: "No, no one."

Kuroro:...

He continued: "Why?" A softer smile appeared, affectionately, "I am still there."

Not far away, the little yellow duck on the lake was spinning frantically, as if it would capsize at any time.

Saitama had a meal and asked sincerely: "You are such a good person, should I say thank you?"

Kuroro:...

With a copy of the love strategy, Kulolo hit the branch line of "You are a good person, I thank you" for the first time. It feels like a novelty ==

It's just that the spider leader is still the spider leader. After a brief conversation and the experience of getting along, Kurolo has already controlled Saitama's character and psychology.

Perhaps, Saitama and Yu Xingya are no different, sometimes it is more convenient to click directly than to make a roundabout.

Thinking about this, Kulolo stretched his hand into the backpack, realizing "the extreme meaning of thieves." Slender fingers flicked lightly and turned to the page signed by "Saitama".

"It's me who should say thank you." Kurolo took out the book and handed it to Saitama. "Do you remember the autograph that you gave to a man?"

Saitama looked at his name, seeming a little surprised.

Kulolo: "That's my nephew. Can you do me a favor? Help me tear off this signature and burn it to ashes."

Saitama:...

At the juncture of life and death, Kuroro wittily took out a gorgeous cloth silk and a more gorgeous pen from his backpack, and solemnly handed it to Saitama: "Then sign here!"

"A hero like Mr. Saitama should not leave his signature on the paper, but in the most beautiful place for people to admire."

Saitama's eyes widened slightly, and he reached out and touched the expensive cloth and pen. After thinking about it, I still took Kuroro's "Thief of Thieves".

He said: "Those are too expensive."

"If you really like it, let me sign your name on the book."

Kuroro:...

No, stop!

As he said, Saitama picked up the pen, and saw that it was about to fall on the blank page of "Rogue no Jiyi". Seeing this, Kurolo closed the book and said: "Because I like it, I hope you can sign the most Precious place."

"This is my heart for you."

Saitama:...

Speaking of it, it was the first time he was liked by a girl ==

Does she like him so much?

In the sun and in the shade of the trees, Saitama looked up at Kurolo with a serious face. After a moment of silence, he still followed his meaning and gently tore off the page.

Kulolo took out the lighter: "Can you tear it to pieces for me?"

Saitama:...

Kuroro Survival: "Tear to pieces and burned to ashes. It is the most romantic ending. It is called ‘Gypsophila’."

"I hope that even if you send away your signature, you will use the most perfect way."

Saitama said dryly, "Oh..."

Does she like him, to the point where it takes so much time to destroy an autograph?

Saitama has gone through all the processes and saw Kuroro holding a new signature as a "surprise" sign. I admire him so much, respect and love him so much, and recognize him so much, as if he is the love of "her" in this life.

Recalling what Janos said in my mind...

Saitama thought for a while, and said, "Since you like me so much, it seems that it's okay to try'association'. I don't have any experience with girls, so... would you like it?"

Kuroro:...

Finished, send proposition ==

Not far away, the little yellow duck capsized completely!

In the distance, Saitama and Kulolo seemed to be talking, and the atmosphere was harmonious, and they laughed. During the period, they also had a romance. They seemed to light up something, burning like butterflies flying around.

As time passed, there were more and more couples by the lake.

Upon seeing this, Yu Xing finished eating the popcorn and sighed: "Let's go, let's not dominate the seats, and give the benches to those in need."

Ilumi protested: "I need it."

Yu Xingmi whispered: "Don't, look at the side, the little couple has been paying attention to us for a long time. I hope we go early, they can sit on the bench and have a romantic knee pillow."

Ilumi frowned, followed Yu Xingmi's gaze and turned his head to see a young couple laughing and playing.

The woman coquettishly said: "I hate it~~ People's legs are numb, and you are still pestering them to ask for a knee pillow, so I won't give it to you!"

The man smiled and said: "I want it~~ You don't accept you bite me!"

The woman punched his chest with a small fist: "I won't give it to you, if you refuse to accept you bite me!"

So, the man obediently opened his mouth, bit the woman's cheek in one bite, and let out a "pop".

Ilumi watched them earnestly, observing every step, and then blessed his soul, as if he had opened up the two channels of Ren and Du, and realized something instantly.

He turned his head to Yu Xingmi and said in a stick-reading tone: "I hate it, my legs are numb, and you still want me to give up my seat, but you won't give it to you."

Yu Xingmi:...

She raised her hand to help her forehead, and said in a good voice: "Let's go, let's go back." Go back to the dormitory and do whatever you want. Can you save me some face outside?

Ilumi rod read: "If you don't answer, you can bite me if you don't accept it."

Yu Xingmi:...

How can this be, let her do it==

Yu Xingmi packed up things: "Then I will go, leave you behind, and do whatever you want. If you refuse to accept it, you can bite me if you have the kind!"

With that, she rolled her eyes gracefully, and Shi Shiran got up, looking like she was about to leave.

Ilumi opened her cat's eyes wide, and strange emotions seemed to flash in her always empty black eyes.

He seemed to be an AI robot that had received a command, stretched out his hand to press her shoulder, and leaned forward obediently... and then simply bite on Yu Xingmi's cheek.

Yu Xingmi:...

Wait, uh, wait, how do you fatten four? !

The touch on the cheek, this Nima...

However, the young master didn't understand how the "bom" came out, he didn't figure it out, and he didn't know how to correct it. Simply opened two rows of teeth, and grabbed Yu Xingmi's cheeks.

Yu Xingmi:...

At this moment, what flashed in Yu Xingmi's mind was not "I was kissed by a girl", "I'm doing lilies in the park", "Sister with bed seems to have a crush on me", but--

"Ah! You spit it out! Don't lick it! Are you a dog? The liquid foundation and loose powder on my face add up to tens of thousands of ninjas!"

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PS: Ilumi: It turned out to be a lot of money to play Boo, so I won't play Boo anymore.

Qi Ya issued a soul question:...Why can you have a girlfriend?

Mi Ji sent out a soul answer: Maybe the other party's essence is an iron T.