Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

The next day...

The Internet was in chaos...

A bunch of people started to discuss it. Fortunately, the official media didn't dare to report it. It would promote all kinds of monsters and demons...

The criminal police department quickly came out to clarify...

(#In view of a live broadcast of a case last night, my department made a solemn apology and solemnly warned everyone to believe in science. How could a red line be used to retrieve the body?)

(Because of the rapid flow of the water, the red line was used to pull the body so that there was not much damage. Because Comrade Wang Linglong's operation misled everyone, the organization has already warned once...)

(It is best to solemnly warn everyone not to spread rumors. Science is development and science is the way to the future. Overthrow all monsters and demons and don't let history go backwards...)

From an official release.

For a moment, netizens were delighted...

"Haha... Did you see that? The official is really eager to survive, which is ridiculous. Lin Dashen is really good at pitting his wife..."

"I wonder if Lin Dashen has been released? Didn't the policewoman captain come to save her husband from afar?"

"Save a hammer, it was the father-in-law who arrested him. Captain Wang loves and hates Lin Dashen. They are the real couple. The policewoman is just an accident..."

"Who knows, family members! A criminal police captain actually fished for corpses, and it worked..."

"Don't say it upstairs, the police uncle will come to your house to deliver mineral water later..."

This group of people is just afraid that the world will not be in chaos...

When they blew their big mouths, the whole network started to talk nonsense...

Lin Dong got up early, and after watching this news, he wanted to cry but had no tears, so he started to post a video status.

"Who in the family understands? I was beaten to pieces this morning... Newton laid down the rules of the world, Einstein explained the black holes in the universe, and our country has landed on the moon..."

"You still believe in all kinds of monsters and demons. The nine-year compulsory education promoted by the country is a waste of money... It can't teach you a bunch of fools at all..."

"Everyone should believe in science and the simple truths of the world. Life is hard now, and I almost became a beggar. When that wrist comes out, I hope everyone will give me some money..."

Lin Dong sent the short video.

All of a sudden, the comments exploded...

They all suspected that Lin Dong had helped Wang Linglong to free her...

Some even asked if Captain Wang Qiankun was forcing him to step down...

Some people were curious if Lin Dong was the real corpse retriever in the Yellow River...

Lin Dong was too lazy to explain. He took a look at the weather, which was very good. It was a bit hot and humid recently. I wonder if there was a typhoon coming...

"With this weather, I might as well lie dead in the dormitory and enjoy my life. It's a really comfortable life. As for the party, if there is no phone call, it must be cold..."

Lin Dong touched his nose and was about to take a nap when the system voice suddenly rang in his mind.

"Ding Dong... Congratulations on activating a new identity, experiencing the life of a beggar, begging for more than 1,000 yuan, and the props are in the system space..."

System prompt.

"Fuck you, this is a dog system... You're really serious..."

Lin Dong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He had originally intended to make a joke, but he ended up having a side job as a beggar and begging for 1,000 yuan. What a dog system.

Lin Dong lay on the bed with lifeless eyes. It was a really messed up system. It was frustrating, but he had to fix it...

In the afternoon...

After Lin Dong had eaten and drunk his fill, he changed into a tattered outfit, took a big snakeskin bag, held a bowl in his hand, and started today's live broadcast.

The title will be fixed naturally...

(A new sideline begins, experience the life of a beggar, will not stop broadcasting until I get 1,000 yuan, please be kind to me...)

Under a big label, Lin Dong wanted to cry but had no tears. He was begging online before, and now he is begging on the ground himself, wearing rags, which is really eye-catching...

Millions of local chickens have been waiting for Lin Dong's live broadcast...

After seeing the rags, they were completely stunned...

"Fuck... Is the world over? Is this still the handsome, elegant, and popular anchor? How did he go bankrupt all of a sudden?"

"Haha... The anchor said he was going to beg, and he didn't lie. He did what he said..."

"The anchor is awesome... Can 1,000 yuan really be begged? To be clear, begging online is the most convenient now. It's not enough to have a bowl on the roadside, you also need a QR code..."

"Tsk tsk... Is there any cash now? Family members.....I can't even afford 10,000 yuan for my child's schooling, and you want cash..."

"Haha...If you didn't explain it, I would have thought that Master Lin was exploited last night..."

"Who understands! A contracted anchor, an artist of Daxia Entertainment, who is idle all day, and a rubbish beggar..."

"I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect...If the anchor begs for 1,000 yuan, I will teach him the Dog Beating Stick and the Tathagata Palm..."

"Isn't it the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms? ”

“Upstairs... You’ve watched too many TV dramas...”

A bunch of rabble just know how to talk nonsense...

Lin Dong was too lazy to explain and walked along the road. According to the 108 rules of beggars, thieves also have their own code, and they must go to the rich area...

But the rich area is very stingy...

The most important point is, can you really beg for money without a QR code?

Lin Dong walked for about half an hour...

It was still hot in autumn. He was holding a snakeskin bag, his clothes were tattered and his hair was messy. He wanted to buy a bottle of water but was rejected by the boss...

“Get out... You stinky beggar, you touched my things, can you afford it? "

The shop owner was extremely disgusted. If he had a dog, he would definitely lead it out to drive Lin Dong away. After all, beggars are dirty and easily despised.

Millions of local chickens laughed so hard...

This is the first time I have seen a host so embarrassed...

"Watermelon... I have watermelons for sale..."

A tricycle drove over from a distance, and a large cart of watermelons stopped in front of it, which made the shop owner stunned. He immediately stepped forward to ask the price.

"How much is this watermelon per pound?"

"Two yuan..."

"Damn... Is it so expensive? I bought it in the market yesterday for only one yuan. Are you robbing me?"

"Boss... I am a small business, not making money..."

The two of them were bargaining, and they would not accept a dime more expensive. Are they businessmen?

Lin Dong shook his head and looked at a cart of watermelons with satisfaction. It was exactly the kind of flower melon in the countryside, better than any black beauty. He said with satisfaction: "Boss... How much is this cart of watermelons? ”

“Ah...” The watermelon boss was stunned for a moment, and immediately replied: “Not much... only about 500 kilograms, do you want it?”

“Of course I want it, I am not short of money, estimate the total price of this car...”

Lin Donghao asked inhumanely.

“How about... 5,000 yuan? I bought this car only half a year ago, and I spent almost 5,000 yuan at the beginning...” The watermelon boss said with a smile.

“Okay... I will buy it for you...” Lin Dong took out a certain extraordinary master to pay the bill.

The shop owner watched everything in the whole place, his face turned green...