Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

The live broadcast room was boiling...

The face-slapping plot that came over was too familiar...

All of a sudden, millions of local chickens wanted to come to the scene and watch a comedy...

. "Who knows, family members! Will this face be beaten into a pig's head by Lin Da Shen? To be clear, Lin Da Shen can't drink more than the police captain, and he doesn't smoke..."

"It's started... It's started... This is an unparalleled plot. I'm excited all over. Lin Da Shen must stand up and say that I live broadcast for one day, enough for you to eat for a year..."

"Haha... I'll brush a hundred carnivals first. My name is Wang Sicong. I like to watch this group of local dogs the most. They are really stupid..."

"Stop arguing... I'm waiting for Lin Da Shen to slap this man in the face..."

"Brothers... My surname is Cao. This guy's girlfriend is pretty. Can you check it later? Where is my information? I am not worth much, just a few hundred billion..."

"Fuck..."

"Fuck..."

"What the hell..."

"What the hell..."

"What the hell... Is this a true performance?"

"How many talents are there among the millions of chickens?"

Everyone was excited...

Suddenly looking forward to Lin Dong standing up, saying something like "I make more money than you have eaten salt..."

Pairs of eyes stared at the live broadcast room...

This strange couple, especially the man, just wanted to throw the woman to Lin Dong...

......

At the scene...

A breeze blew by...

Lin Dong held an iron fist and looked at the two speechlessly, feeling that he was a piece of shit in their eyes...

"What did you say? You climbed into my bed and now you eat me up, and you let me be with a dead beggar?"

The woman was threatening and almost pounced on him.

"Didn't you ask me to work hard, accompany you all day, not smoke or drink, and not socialize? This beggar is the person in your mind..."

The man was furious and roared without thinking.

"You don't understand me at all, you don't understand women at all..."

"I'm broken... I'm broken... How can I not understand you? Now you marry a stinky beggar, this is what you want..."

"You bastard..."

The two began to fight, and they almost tore each other apart. The scene was very lively and speechless.

Millions of chickens cried...

"Okay... Stop fighting here, it's corrupting the social atmosphere, what's the matter, as for your wife... It really suits my appetite, a little disgusting..."

Lin Dong finally couldn't help but speak.

For a while...

The air suddenly became quiet...

The two stopped fighting suddenly, unbelievable, being looked down upon by a stinky beggar, it was simply unacceptable.

"You... why do you look down on me? I am a village beauty, a beauty from all over the place. You, a stinky beggar, can't even afford a meal. Why are you so arrogant..."

"If you can marry me, it will be a blessing for your ancestors. Your ancestors have been doing good deeds for eighteen generations..."

The woman came towards Lin Dong fiercely, kicking the iron bowl.

Lin Dong took it away quickly...

"You are such a fierce woman..." Lin Dong couldn't help but curse.

"Stinky beggar... You want to marry a wife, you have no hope in your next life..." The woman cursed, obviously angry.

"Dead beggar... You deserve to be degraded. You don't know what's good for you. You are begging for food and still have the audacity to talk. You should be like me, honest and upright to make money..."

The man was also complacent, humiliating Lin Dong with his superiority.

It must be said that the two are not from the same family, and they are like-minded, feeling good about themselves, and looking down on others.

Lin Dong was about to refute, but I stopped pretending...

It's time to show off...

Millions of chickens are ready to fight...

Master Lin can finally pretend...

"What are you doing? Who said he can't get a wife..."

A sudden sound came, and three figures stepped in from a distance, with hot bodies, graceful postures, professional attire, and two women in very gorgeous casual clothes...

The only regret is that they wore masks and could not see their true faces...

This aura alone is not comparable to that of ordinary women, it is very domineering and arrogant...

The three women were so gorgeous that millions of chickens started barking, and they had to be licking dogs. It's a pity that some people are willing to be, but they don't haveQualification...

"Are you guys a count? You look so serious. You are not from a certain place. Are you going to spend all the money this dead beggar begs for on you..."

The woman was extremely tough, holding her head high and looking down on others.

"Wife...what are you talking to this kind of people? They are just a bunch of ignorant losers. They even like beggars. It's really shameful..."

The man looked at the three women and wanted to swallow them, but he cursed loudly, a man who said one thing and meant another.

Lin Dong was speechless. He was really arrogant and had a sense of superiority...

"What a stinky mouth. You can't say a good word. Sister Mi... Sister Yan... Can I slap her?"

Dibba couldn't help but took off his mouth.

"Don't mess around. You are a star after all. It's not good to mislead your fans..." Yang Mi also took off her mouth and said with a sharp look.

"Diba... Yang Mi..."

A man and a woman exclaimed in disbelief.

"Why are you here..." Lin Dong touched his nose and said speechlessly.

"Every time you live broadcast, you make a big thing, and we just want to see the excitement. How did you get sent in..." Wang Yan took off her mouth and sneered.

The three women were all gorgeous, especially the domineering female CEO, who was elegant and graceful, which made millions of chickens excited. A man and a woman at the scene were dumbfounded and couldn't believe it...

Especially looked at Lin Dong, who was actually broadcasting live...

The quarrel between the two just now, I'm afraid that the whole network will know about it tomorrow, and I cried on the spot...

Now even if the lawless lunatic Zhang San came forward, it would be difficult to save the situation, and he was truly ruined...

Lin Dong shook his head and took the three women away...

"Are you going to be beggars with me? How about this, I will be the leader of the Beggars' Sect, and you three will be the wives of the leader, and I will collect hundreds of thousands of chickens as little beggars, and the Beggars' Sect will be established..."

Lin Dong smiled, anyway, he hadn't gotten a thousand yuan yet, so he needed to continue working hard.

"Asshole... Who is your gang leader's wife? A toad wants to eat swan meat..."

"That's right... We were watching you in the car, watching how you were caught..."

"Haha... Looking forward to Captain Wang's visit..."

The three girls gave Lin Dong a coquettish look, then ran back to the car, turned on the air conditioner, and watched Lin Dong begging at the intersection...

About an hour...

Lin Dong finally opened his business...

Not far ahead, a 100-yuan bill was blown over...