Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

A living old Taoist priest turned into a sea of ​​fire and ascended to the top of the golden roof, just like a real immortal who ascended to heaven by fire.

"Farewell to the real person..."

After someone shouted in the live broadcast room, the screen was full of it.

"Congratulations to the real person..."

"Farewell to the real person Zhang..."

"Farewell to the real person Zhang..."

There were thousands of words in their mouths, countless emotions, stuck in their throats, and only a choked farewell. After all, Taoism is the local national religion.

A true Taoist who truly pursues the great way, stays at home in prosperous times, and takes it as his responsibility to save the world in troubled times, and truly understands the operation of the great way of heaven and earth.

This made millions of local chickens unanimously agree and truly convinced. A farewell to the real person was a sincere word of thousands of emotions.

I don't know whether there are gods, ghosts, and emperors between heaven and earth, I just hope that the great way will return.

Lin Dong stood on the golden roof, the wind was cold and biting. Under normal circumstances, he would have been arrested long ago. He would have been arrested on the spot for damaging the national treasure and would have been jailed for life...

Now, millions of local chickens chose to send Taoist Zhang Wuji off like Lin Dong. There was no sadness. As the Taoists said, all living things are born from the air of heaven and earth...

Now that this ball of air has returned to heaven and earth, it has truly returned to its hometown. Why is it not worth being happy?

Zhuangzi, one of the four great Taoist masters, was sad at first when his wife died, but later he sang and beat a drum, realizing that everyone will eventually die and return to the origin...

After a moment of melancholy...

"Family members... Master Lin has stolen the golden elixir and did not buy a ticket to Mount Wudang. What crime should he be punished for? Come quickly, he will be jailed for at least ten or eight years..."

"Here it comes... Here it comes... Is this a familiar smell? Are you going to judge Master Lin? Family members... Are you so awesome? Are you going to use planes and cannons?"

"What a bunch of idiots who want to harm Master Lin. Since he was arrested during the anti-pornography campaign, when has Master Lin ever been in prison?"

"What a mob. Master Lin is preparing to cultivate immortality, but a bunch of crooked people are chattering about something..." I'm curious about how to use the golden elixir..."

"Talking with your butt? You must eat it with your mouth..."

"Upstairs... did I steal your Kun Kun? You haven't watched the live broadcast. Taoist Zhang Wuji said that the golden elixir is not edible..."

"Damn... it's true, what kind of heaven-human induction, this thing is not scientific..."

"Still scientific? Newton's coffin lid was blown up..."

"Fuck... look..."

"Fuck... so rushed..."

"It's over..."

Just as everyone was chattering, they exclaimed one by one. It wasn't Lin Dong who ate the golden elixir, nor did he jump into the abyss, but a group of familiar guys came in a mighty way.

The guy leading the crowd was none other than Captain Wang Qiankun...

"Captain Wang... The ancestors said not to disturb their fight, I hope you..."

Behind Captain Wang Qiankun was a true leader of Wudang Mountain, the great-great ... Lin Dong put his hands behind his back and looked out of the sky...

Under the red light...

Under the sky, the sun rose in the east. Overlooking the mountains and rivers, the sea of ​​clouds and the purple air in the east, there was a peaceful atmosphere. Throughout the ages, there is no better place to be than this mountain...

At this moment, Lin Dong was like a banished immortal walking in the world, which made a group of Taoist priests exclaim, and the police officers and soldiers sighed, who can pretend to be so cool?

"Lin Dong... Do you know your crime?" Captain Wang Qiankun shouted, with a rumbling posture.

All that was missing was a group of people raising their planes and cannons and attacking them all.

Lin Dong touched his nose, jumped down, and said, "That... father-in-law... No, Captain Wang Qiankun... I won't pretend now... I don't know my crime, what can you do?"

Lin Dong stiffened his neck, very domineering.

Hualala....

In a flash...

Both the police and the soldiers pulled out their pistols and pointed them at Lin Dong.If he could make a sound, he would definitely beat this guy into a hornet's nest.

Thousands of chickens were stunned....

Dibba opened his mouth wide...

Yang Mi stood up suddenly...

The coffee cup in Wang Yan's hand fell to the ground...

A group of scientists waiting to take Lin Dong back for slices stared in disbelief...

In the scene, besides the whistling sound of the wind, everyone felt a sense of repression. The guy in front of them could fly over the eaves and walls, how would he face guns and cannons?

"Everyone put down their guns and cannons..."

The first one to speak was Captain Wang Qiankun. After all, as an old hand, he would naturally not mess around. The most important point is that Lin Dong is the instructor of the Canglong Brigade of the military region.

"Captain Wang... what are you doing?" Lin Dong had the urge to take action. After all, it was really aggrieved to accuse someone of something.

"It's okay..." Captain Wang Qiankun waved his hand. Lin Dong was no longer the casual little yellow man. He said, "The country has its own laws, and the family has its own rules. I hope you can cooperate with us..."

"Okay..."

Lin Dong did not refuse this time. No one would go against his own country.

Even if there was something wrong, Lin Dong could escape at any time. Unless planes and cannons were deployed, don't think of keeping him.

Everyone looked at each other. They originally thought that they would have a big fight, blood would flow like a river, and finally high-tech suppression would be deployed. As a result...

A group of people rumbled down the mountain with Lin Dong.

Millions of country chickens were dumbfounded...

Many things I don't understand...

"Who in the family understands! I originally wanted to see a big battle, Lin Da Shen swept a group of policemen and beat them to tears, but they turned out to be cowards. How did such a stupid plot come out..."

"So disappointed... If it were me, I would definitely kill him, what the hell? I am invincible, the plot must be exciting, and only I, Long Aotian, can suppress everything in the world..."

"The above is really nonsense... How dare you go against the country, and Captain Wang Qiankun may be my father-in-law, are you out of your mind... ”

“Don’t talk to a bunch of people with holes in their brains. Master Lin is a talent. We can’t win him over, so how can we hurt him?”

“Haha… I’m just curious, will Master Lin hand over the golden elixir?”

“He failed at the critical moment. It’s a pity that I can’t see him swallowing the golden elixir…”

“After I fill my stomach with a golden elixir, my fate will be decided by me. Will I be able to ascend to heaven?”

“It is said that Master Ge Hong ascended to heaven by swallowing the golden elixir…”

“Oh… I have a kidney stone attack… Please help me call Master Lin…”

The millions of chickens are just a mob, each with their own reasons…