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The news that a big star has come to Linjia Village has spread all over the place...

"Have you heard about it? Two big stars have come to Linjia Village. They are so beautiful. It's really a blessing to see your ancestors..."

"That's right...that's right...my son of a bitch is not so lucky. Alas...I'm afraid he won't be able to marry her in this lifetime. What should I do?"

"Let's arrange a hundred or even a thousand blind dates first! He has to ask for a wife even to buy rice. There are three kinds of unfilial behavior, and the worst is to have no descendants. I'm really worried..."

The whole town knows about Lin Dong's feat. Most of them sighed. Their son of a bitch is really not sad at all. After all, in rural areas nowadays, five out of ten households have no wives.

They are also very curious about how the big star in Linjia Village is doing.

However, not many people would go there, because today was the day when the old man went up the mountain, so they needed to avoid him....

Around two o'clock in the afternoon...

It was the time for the old man's funeral...

In the vicinity of Linjia Village, funerals were basically at two o'clock, and weddings were at four to six o'clock, so there would be no conflict and everyone was happy...

As a funeral procession, Lin Dong blew the trumpet on the spot, and a burst of mournful cries resounded throughout the mountains and rivers, and penetrated the sky.

At this moment, all the villagers were trembling, and the scene of the old man unconsciously rang in their minds. He had gone through the Long March, went to the Bangzi, and went through a period of dark years....

He was a soldier worthy of everyone's respect....

"Set off firecrackers... The old man is on his way..."

There was a loud shout in front, and everyone came back to their senses from the sadness. They carried the coffin in a mighty manner and headed towards the deep mountains and old forests. The final destination of life is a pile of loess...

The millions of local chickens in the live broadcast room were in tears for a while. No matter how much they achieved , no matter how humble it is, in the end, it is just a dream....

When a person dies, it is like a light going out, nothing matters...

"Family members... I miss grandma... She always takes me with her when she goes out, and secretly buys me some candies, which I will never forget..."

"I also think of grandma... Every time grandma comes to my house, she brings a lot of delicious food, and I thought grandma had a lot of money, but when I went to her house, I found out that it was grandma who secretly gave it to our family because we couldn't afford to eat..."

"I think of grandpa... When he stole He almost broke his butt for a few cents. It turned out that he used the money to buy medicine. He passed away in less than a month... Woo... "

"Ah... Are there any different kinds of kings, princes, generals, and ministers? In ancient times, whether emperors or ordinary people, they all had the same fate. Who can escape life and death? This is the greatest fairness..."

"From the Taoist point of view, will people who work hard to live regret why they work so hard to live after they die? It turns out that death is the paradise..."

"Haha... Does this mean that the human world is a place of exile?"

"What else? In some mythological stories, what is the greatest punishment for some gods? It is to be cast down to the mortal world..."

"I agree with this point. After all, all living beings are a huge six-path reincarnation..."

"Brothers, don't make trouble... This is a live broadcast room, not a philosophy discussion. Improving everyone's knowledge points all at once is not conducive to everyone bragging together..."

The unevenness of millions of local chickens was exposed all at once. We agreed to brag together, but why did you suddenly raise the topic? It's really hard to chat.

Following the camera, we went into the valley and came to a hillside, where the old man was buried. It was a big yellow mud bag, and there was no inscription praising his merits...

This is the end of an ordinary person's life.

Dibba, Yang Mi, and Wang Yan, as outsiders, did not need to see him off according to etiquette. If there was a conflict in the zodiac, they still needed to avoid suspicion...

Now that they were born under the red flag, there were no taboos, so they followed together to see off the century-old pine...

The burial was completed soon. Lin Dong looked in all directions, and there were dragons and snakes surrounding him. If he had not understood it before, now he saw the gathering of all directions, like the scene of nine dragons arching a pearl, which made people tremble...

"What's the matter!" Wang Yan asked curiously.

"This is a Feng Shui treasure land. In ancient times, a burial here would at least make a king, a general, or even an emperor. Unfortunately, the dragon vein has been cut off..."

Lin Dong sighed, because a dragon vein in front of him was dug off at some unknown time...

After this dragon vein was cut, it became a bad dragon, causing the Feng Shui nearby to change, and it became a place not suitable for burial...

Fortunately, it did not affect the old man...

"Do you really know Feng Shui?" Diba said in surprise.

"YesDon't you admire me very much?" Lin Dong raised his mouth corners and said proudly.

"Hehe..." Diba looked contemptuous.

"Let's go back!" Lin Dong waved his hand and took everyone back together.

Everyone returned in a mighty manner. There were three beautiful goddesses around Lin Dong, which was a beautiful scenery line, fascinating. After all, who doesn't like to look at beautiful women?

Everyone was curious and whispered to Lin Dong, who is his girlfriend...

"Damn Lin Dong...when the three of us are together, don't you feel moved?" Diba joked and bumped into him with his shoulder.

"Dibba...what do we look like to you? "Lin Dong said seriously.

"Of course it's The Return of the Condor Heroes..." Diba said proudly with his head held high.

"Fuck... I treat you as a brother, but you are greedy for my body..." Lin Dong jumped three meters away.

"Asshole... I will bite you to death..." Diba was so angry...

In the eyes of thousands of local chickens and many villagers, it was unbelievable that the big star also had such a lovely side. They were all amused and almost laughed out loud...

......

In the other police station...

Captain Wang Qiankun did not send anyone this time, he only watched the live broadcast room and almost smashed the teacup...

This guy seduced his daughter and had affairs with other women...

"Director... There is a case that needs your review..."

At this time, a policeman came in a hurry and brought a document, which was a confidential document above.

After taking a look, he was shocked and immediately called the entire police team to set off in a mighty manner. Many people were still confused.

"Captain... What's going on? "An old police officer asked curiously.

"Let's go to Linjia Village together. Something big has happened..." Captain Wang Qiankun was extremely serious and drove faster.

"Is it that guy Lin Dong? He is really a troublemaker. If I can beat him, I will be the first to kill him..." The old police officer said angrily.

"It has nothing to do with him. This matter is also very scary. We must act in secret. I just hope nothing will happen..." Captain Wang Qiankun was calmer than ever before.

The old police officer was frightened. When he was on duty, he took a group of people and notified the special police department and even explained the military district. It must be a big thing.