Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Lin Dong looked at several hilltops, and the Luogeng in his hand almost smoked. Finally, he found a tavern, ordered a bottle of beer, and took a bite of twice-cooked pork, which was really delicious...

"Brothers... There is no big tomb nearby, it seems that we need to go to a farther place. I wonder if there are any archaeologists among the fans? Come and report..."

Lin Dong looked at the millions of local chickens and smiled. Anyway, the thing about tomb robbing has not been revealed yet. I am an iron head.

He just promoted the search for the big tomb, and did not say anything about tomb robbing. There is nothing he can do when the police come. He is so awesome.

Millions of local fans will not be happy...

"Host...can you be more professional and find a big tomb to dig to see if it is the ancestor of your fans? If you really dig up his ancestral tomb, I will laugh to death..."

"Host...don't mess around. Archaeology will not go along with you. They are state-run and not breaking the law. Even if they dig up your ancestral tomb, you still have to care if they are full and sleep well?"

"Haha...Host...you are a tomb robber. Don't try to get away with it. You must have bad intentions..."

"Host... I am Qin Shi Huang. I am still in the imperial mausoleum. Please dig me out and I will give you 10 million..."

"Damn it... If you have the guts, say you are Wu Zhao!"

"Anyway, I have called the police. This time, the host's identity as a tomb robber cannot be cleared even if he jumps into the Yellow River..."

"Who in the family understands! This guy was caught once during the anti-pornography campaign, how come he is cheating?"

A group of guys started to make fun of him...

In their eyes, Lin Dong was going to transform into a big tomb robber and dig up other people's ancestral graves in a grand manner. He was really a damned guy.

Lin Dong rented a house and slept on the bed, which also attracted the attention of millions of chickens. Fortunately, there was no snoring sound of slaughtering pigs, otherwise he would really become a black spot on the entire network...

Probably at night...

Today's stars are shining...

This is the sky that city people cannot see...

Millions of chickens looked at each other in bewilderment. What is this guy going to do?

Lin Dong took out the compass and walked towards the forest outside. He finally stepped on the tall banyan tree and looked at the starry sky.

"In ancient times, astronomy was used to set the seasons and modify the calendar. Later, it was combined with Yin and Yang, the Five Elements, the Eight Trigrams and the Nine Palaces, and evolved into the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches..."

"Our country has a history of more than 5,000 years, and many cultures cannot be traced back. However, according to the Yellow Emperor's calendar, it has been about 4,700 years, and has experienced too many dynasties. "

"With the gradual development of astronomy, astronomy and geography have been integrated to form the three talents of heaven, earth and man, which is an indispensable part..."

"Today, I will use the stars in the sky, the twenty-eight constellations in the sky, and the changes of the Nine Palaces to watch the chess game of heaven and earth and find a big tomb..."

Lin Dong began to count with his fingers. ..

On the four fingers of his hand, the Nine-square grid was used to apply the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches to deduce everything. After Lin Dong combined the sixteen-character Yin-Yang Feng Shui secret technique...

He looked forward at a glance. The stars moved, and the world changed. Many constellations would shift, and the ground under his feet would be a thousand miles away, but it would not affect Lin Dong...

"The Southern Dipper is the master of life, and the Northern Dipper is the master of death..."

After Lin Dong rambled for a while...

"Found it..."

Lin Dong showed ecstasy, and immediately took out a blueprint, wrote and drew, and compared the stars in the sky to measure the distance.

Millions of local chickens in the live broadcast room were stunned...

"I have always heard that some tomb robbers can use the stars to find the big tombs. I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes. It's so terrifying..."

"It's incredible... Master Lin is so powerful. He can predict the world with one hand. He can close the heavens and measure the ten thousand realms. Even the big guys who were shot that year can't compare with this mysterious method..."

"Is it the guy who used the stars to check the tombs all over the world and was finally caught? It is said that he smuggled more than 100 million..."

"It's really a little cow opening its asshole, and it's a learning experience..."

"I don't know if Lin When will the great god be caught? I look forward to the day of his execution, I will go to watch the ceremony..."

"Haha... Who is our great god Lin? He stopped the loss for the country in time..."

Another round of ridicule...

After all, tomb robbing is not a decent activity and has always been condemned...

Lin Dong has already started to act. With his extraordinary cultivation, he can move a hundred meters away with one step, and his quick steps have shocked countless people again...

Newton's coffin lid can no longer be held down...

This is completely against science...

One step a hundred meters away, you call this martial arts?

This isThe martial arts masters in martial arts movies have already reached the pinnacle...

........

After climbing over mountains, Lin Dong finally saw a winding dragon vein in front of him, and he was overjoyed.

"This dragon travels all over the world, and there are crouching tigers behind it. It's wonderful. It must be an ancient tomb. I wonder what it is? It's really exciting."

Lin Dong turned off the lights and walked towards the deep mountains and old forests step by step.

After walking for a while...

Lin Dong stood on a hill with bumps and weeds. Looking up at the starry sky, he happened to see the blue dragon energy in the east. It was indeed a place where dragons soared.

Such a large tomb should belong to an emperor on earth. I wonder which big guy it is?

Lin Dong took out a Luoyang shovel and a drill from the system space, and directly inserted it into the ground, rotating it vigorously. After about ten meters...

A layer of blood-colored soil was rolled out...

"Not good... There is something wrong with this tomb..." Lin Dong's face suddenly darkened, showing fear.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was also nervous. It was rare to see the anchor show any fear, so he had to explain.

Under strong demands, Lin Dong reluctantly explained, "This bloody thing is not the deterioration of the land, but the deterioration of the corpse inside..."

"So for better scientific verification and to protect everyone's life and property, I plan to dig the grave and take a look..."

"First of all, I want to make it clear that I am not a tomb robber. The country can send people to watch. Remember to bring protective gear. This place is very weird..."

After Lin Dong finished speaking, he started digging...

The millions of chickens in the live broadcast room were all numb...

"Who understands, family members! Is the anchor so stupid? He dug up other people's ancestral graves and said it was not tomb robbery. Does he know what is illegal? ?”

“Where is Captain Wang? Master Lin has already taken action, when will you go out? Come and arrest him quickly....”

“Haha... I saw Master Lin was going to be shot....”

“Fuck... Isn’t this the plot of Grave Robbers’ Chronicles? The bloody soil must be some kind of blood corpse, so scary....”

“Did the person above read too many novels...?”

“What the hell? Master Lin’s methods were not human, so what if the corpse turned into a zombie?”

“I was speechless, this is really a zongzi, I wonder how your ancestors’ graves will deal with it?”

The chickens were just chirping, and it also attracted the attention of many national departments.