Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Under the bridge...

Lin Dong accepts customers in an orderly manner and listens to their complaints. It is embarrassing. As the saying goes, it is difficult for a judge to judge family affairs. It is too simple....

Only this kind of behavior of beating up the villain can make people feel different.

Sitting opposite Lin Dong was a fat woman who ate a cream cake while complaining, saying, "... Before we got married, you called me Little Sweetie, but now that you've gotten me, you don't come home all day and flirt with other girls everywhere. What have I done wrong? You promised to keep me fat and plump..."

"This damn guy, I just eat a little bit, and he keeps talking nonsense all day. I made it impossible for this man to be a normal man. He even wants him to be a eunuch, just to be with me..."

Lin Dong's scalp tingled, and he said, "Were you always like this before?"

The fat woman shook her head, took out her phone, showed Lin Dong a photo, and said, "I used to be a dance teacher. Wasn't I beautiful? It's just that this man didn't know how to cherish me..."

Lin Dong was overwhelmed. He had to say that when she was a dance teacher, she was at least 85 points beautiful and had a perfect body. How could she change?

Doesn't this woman have any sense?

"Okay... pay me! I'll take a picture of him getting a flat tire every day, having no toilet paper, and peeing in his hands..."

"Also... I suggest you lose weight, or you'll be done for..."

Lin Dong was helpless. This woman weighed almost 200 pounds, but she had no self-awareness at all. Her head was completely controlled by her butt.

"Hmph..." The woman snorted coldly and said, "Just do your job well if I pay you..."

Good words can't persuade a damned ghost...

Lin Dong went to slap the villain...

After sending the fat woman away...

Lin Dong saw a man with a briefcase, sitting down with a depressed look on his face, took out a cigarette and lit it, saying, "I'm heartbroken..."

"It's normal... After all, I'm so handsome and still a single dog, so what's the surprise of you being heartbroken?" Lin Dong was ready to fight to the death.

"You..." The man was really choked by (*⊙~⊙) and said, "I have been with her for ten years, but it's not as good as a few days with a big boss, and she just ran away..."

"Are you really in a relationship?" Lin Dong found that this man was not lucky in love, so how could he be in a relationship.

"I licked her for ten years, and finally I had nothing..." The man finally told the truth.

"I picked her up and dropped her off every day, bought her delicious food regardless of wind or rain, bought her bags with a month's salary, and sent her midnight snacks in the middle of the night. Is it easy for me?"

"This time, because I didn't have money to buy a car, I was dumped..."

"Sorry... You haven't licked her yet, how can you say you were dumped?" Lin Dong corrected.

"Can we do business happily?" The man said unhappily.

"I don't do dog-licking business here." Lin Dong refused.

"You..... you liar, you bastard, I will definitely report you." The other party immediately became angry.

"Go ahead, I'll take your last name if I don't beat you to death..." Lin Dong said bluntly.

He immediately took the villain and beat him hard with his shoe sole. This thing is still a licker, it's really embarrassing.

Lin Dong's series of operations made millions of chickens stunned, but it was refreshing. The licker who had been licking for ten years without success deserved it. It was really comfortable.

In about half a day, Lin Dong received 200,000 business, all of which were donated...

Seeing millions of chickens gasp, this is not a street stall, it is a big business, which is many times stronger than some businessmen.

Lin Dong's live broadcast room once again reached a high point...

The number of online users stabilized at 1,500...

"Who knows, family members! This guy is really capable. He can make hundreds of thousands even by shooting a villain under the bridge. If he sells goods live, will the guy surnamed Li give up his position and let others do the same..."

"Haha... The current fraud is so blatant. I just admire Master Lin..."

"The little black guy upstairs is starting to get jealous. Who is Master Lin? He must play a trump card..."

"I think Master Lin has been targeted..."

"Captain Wang Qiankun... Hurry up and send the police! We can't wait... Haha..."

"Captain Wang Qiankun: Come on, I'll give you the captain and the police uniform. How dare I sentence a guy who has never been sentenced?"

"Haha... This is something that Captain Wang Qiankun will never be able to erase in his lifeBlack spot..."

The local chickens all started to make fun of it, it was so cool...

But a storm began to roll up...

.......

In the police station...

Captain Wang Qiankun was processing some documents. He was really overwhelmed by Lin Dong's affairs recently. He was in a panic and had a headache.

He suddenly found that there were people coming and going in another office. Did something happen?

"Xiao Zhang...what's going on?" Captain Wang Qiankun asked a young policeman.

"Our police station's phone was bombarded..."

"What happened?"

"It's because Lin Dong started a live broadcast and slapped the villain. All the guys who were slapped , every guy got hit, either fell into a manure pit, or had a flat tire when going out, had a bad sex life, failed in business, and....”

“What? Really?”

“Yes... Now they called a lawyer and asked us to arrest Lin Dong and accuse this guy of defamation, cursing, endangering, damaging, infringing on the rights of others....”

Wang Qiankun took a deep breath, and the suppressed anger started to rise. It was just a joke and farce, but it caused a series of public outrage.

Isn’t this nonsense?

Could it be that slapping a villain really works?

At this time, Captain Li came in aggressively, saw Wang Qiankun at a glance, and said, “What do you say? Should we arrest this kid? "

He was really in a dilemma. After all, if he slapped a villain in the street, it would cause a bad impact. If he did not start well, he would be accused of promoting superstition.

Shooting a villain on the street, whether in movies or in reality, is a farce without any scientific nature.

"Go immediately and arrest him. He is such a fool. Next time he broadcasts live, he must go to the police station to file a report."

Captain Wang Qiankun gritted his teeth.

What a bastard. He wanted to slap them to death.