Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

The second day started....

After the morning light

Lin Dong drove a tricycle to the end of the pedestrian street. In a corner, a stall was erected with a flag hanging on it: Calculate the heavens and the earth without counting yourself, solve problems and read the horoscope, calculate fortune, wealth and longevity...

Behind him was an old residential area, with people coming and going in the streets and alleys, and a red sign prohibiting urination and defecation, which smelled of urea.

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for setting up a stall on the first day, starting a fortune-telling sideline, and gaining the ability to read the horoscope..."

System prompt.

After Lin Dong trembled slightly, his mind was a little swollen, and he learned to calculate the eight characters, and he could tell the weather by pinching his fingers. He was familiar with the "Book of Changes", the twenty-four solar terms, the theory of yin and yang, etc. The ancients were really broad and profound. Every technique needs to be tolerant and broad-minded to truly control it....

He opened the live broadcast room to let the fans see today's good day....

Modify the live broadcast title...

(Fortune telling at the end of the pedestrian street, who else can I cheat if not you: I won't pretend anymore... It's the family hemp clothes fortune telling, and I did something that violated the rules of my ancestors and set up a stall to calculate the eight characters...)

"Finally the broadcast started... Host... I thought you went to have fun last night, got a civil servant, and got a luxurious national meal, and 15 days of food and accommodation..."

"By the way... Master Lin... I won't help you today Do big stars see their periods? They still need acupuncture..."

"Hey.... Host... Have you changed your career? Is this fortune-telling?"

"Fuck... Really fortune-telling, how is that possible? And they did something that violated the rules of our ancestors, who would believe this, just fool the devil!"

"Report... Report quickly, someone is promoting feudal superstition, they must be arrested..."

"Must resist... A strong youth means a strong country, a wise youth means a wise country, a youth who does not believe in fate means a prosperous country, resolutely defeat all monsters and demons..."

"Reported..."

"Reported..."

"Report +999..."

Live broadcast room...

A group of water friends are making trouble all day long, not feeling at ease at all. If it is not to earn a little living expenses, who would be willing to broadcast live?

Now I can live stream and activate my side business at the same time, making money and having fun at the same time, I am really a genius...

The controversy over fortune-telling has been a hot topic since ancient times. Even the country does not advocate it. It is generally classified as feudal superstition and is easy to be caught...

Because it is probably a scammer...

Without a street shill, no one will come to you...

In the past, Jiang Taigong told fortunes in the Taimiao to prepare for King Wu's attack on King Zhou. He used a tortoise shell to calculate the fortune, and the result was a bad hexagram, which was not suitable for attacking King Zhou. He smashed the tortoise shell with one hand...

Jiang Taigong said: It is better to take it in the straight way than to seek it in the crooked way, and he began to overthrow the Shang Dynasty, and he actually succeeded...

With the changing times and the dominance of technology, fortune-telling has become a feudal superstition that everyone despises. The only comforting thing is that the country has listed Zhouyi as orthodox, and it has entered the school and become a subject.....

Once it is reported, the public security management brigade will quickly dispatch police and handle it according to public security....

"You bunch of bastards... just know how to hurt me..."

"In that case, I will tell you the fortune today! You must pay, 500 yuan per time... No cheating..."

Lin Dong is very enthusiastic about the promotion, anyway, it's only three days.

A group of netizens shouted, "A guy who doesn't even go to the dog, but still wants 500 yuan, what a bastard."

.....

Lin Dong's live broadcast sideline business started...

Naturally, people paid attention to it...

Especially the girls of Daxia Entertainment...

Yang Mi and Diba recently finished their activities and finally had time to watch the live broadcast. When they saw the fortune-telling at the end of the street, they were shocked...

"Sister Yan...something big happened..." Diba was impatient and rushed into the office and showed Wang Yan the live broadcast room.

"Son of a bitch... If this guy is caught, our Daxia Entertainment will definitely be named. Keep an eye on him. If anything happens, take action immediately..."

Wang Yan gritted her teeth. Although it would have a little impact, she still had to take action to protect this guy's reputation.

"Will he really be caught?" Diba said a little scared.

"What are you afraid of? Just go and get him out. Anyway, if you are active, there will be traffic and popularity..."

Yang Mi walked in calmly. Lin Dong was just an Internet celebrity, not a real image star. It wouldn't affect the image too much. It's not a big problem. Just get him out directly.

"Okay... I'll leave it to you..." Wang Yan covered her forehead, feeling that a bomb had been attracted and it would explode at any time.Let all the people be buried with him.

......

At the end of the pedestrian street....

People come and go in a hurry...

At noon, no one comes...

A group of viewers in the live broadcast room began to sneer...

Lin Dong was unmoved and went to the alley to urinate...

At this time...

In the eyes of a fifty-year-old aunt, a young man setting up a stall to tell fortunes, isn't that ridiculous?

I must be righteous and teach this young man a lesson. The thousand-year-old cultural heritage is not something that ordinary people can handle, so I came to the fortune-telling stall...

"Young man..." The aunt sat down politely.

"Don't talk..." Lin Dong gently pressed on her pulse, shook his head and said: "Auntie... You must have had a hard time these years! Life is not going well from time to time, you are often angry, and you are depressed every day..."

"How did you know?" Auntie was very surprised. Her family's situation was not enough for outsiders to know, so how did this young man know?

"Hehe..." Lin Dong smiled and said: "I am not only fortune-telling, but also proficient in medical skills. Your liver pulse is not good, you are angry from time to time, and you are depressed every day, which leads to a floating pulse and a life that is not going well..."

"Right, right..." Auntie's eyes lit up, this young man has some tricks...

"Give me your horoscope..." Lin Dong took out a piece of paper and asked the other party to write it out.

Auntie wrote it down without hesitation, her eyes were full of expectation. Now she has a worry-free life, and she wants to see more about her future destiny. What kind of situation is it?

"Auntie... You are unlucky..." Lin Dong took a look, counted with his fingers, and shook his head.

"What? Am I really unlucky? How is this possible? What went wrong?" The old lady panicked.

......

Everyone in the live broadcast room saw this and exploded....

"It's confirmed... It's confirmed... A live broadcaster was just pretending to be fortune-telling and cheating some old ladies out of their money. Now it's exposed, what can he say..."

"It turns out that some fortune-tellers are so deceptive. No wonder there are all kinds of people in the dark corners. They really use intimidation to cheat money..."

"The world is broken and there are always people patching it up. Broadcaster... Can you live with your conscience?"

"By the way... Didn't you report it? Why didn't you call the police? Is it Is there something fishy going on..."

A group of netizens started to complain, basically believing that Lin Dong was a liar, and it was basically confirmed...

They had been waiting for a long time, but they didn't see any police, and they were really confused...

.....

In the police station...

Lin Dong's live broadcast room was naturally watched by the police. He was cheating openly and should have been arrested, but no action was taken...

"Captain Wang... This guy has a video and the truth, and it's basically confirmed... Do we need to send police?"

A police officer was looking forward to it. This guy was really a clown on the hot pot. What if he was allowed to jump around? This time he would finally be caught.

"Hmph... I will definitely bring him to justice. He has just started fortune-telling and has not yet received any money. Even if he is caught, he will be detained for public security. I will wait until he has made a good deal before I take action..."

"This kid has embarrassed our police department again and again. He must be severely punished and increase the country's income..."

Captain Wang grinned, as if he could control Lin Dong. This field income was handed over to the country, really killing two birds with one stone.

Failed again and again, but was almost stewed with mushrooms by the superiors and went home to retire...

Lin Dong naturally didn't know that Captain Wang had set a big net for him. He could detain him for a period of time and fine him heavily...