Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Barber is a third-rate profession...

In ancient times, people received their hair from their parents, so few people shaved their heads, which was generally considered unlucky, or they would become monks and have no descendants.

After the Qing Dynasty entered the country, a rule of "keep the hair but not the head, keep the head but not the hair" was staged.

In ancient times, barbers were part of the ritual officials, so there were naturally taboos.

Later, there was a strange saying that if you don't shave your head on the second day of the second month, your uncle will die. This kind of bizarre saying will be tabooed by some people no matter what.

So barbering is a taboo technical job...

After Lin Dong took over the task, he got a lot of information. It was a job that really cut off the hair and eliminated the troubles. This was the real skill of a barber.

The second day...

Lin Dong ate a bowl of snail noodles with a braised egg. It was a wonderful new day.

He changed the title of the live broadcast room: "Experience the life of a barber for a day, cut off the law and cut off the troubles, a strand of black hair worries thousands of families..."

After he rode the tricycle, he opened the live broadcast room. After a full ten days of farewell, he once again ushered in the climax of the live broadcast.

"Family members... miss me? Tsk tsk... It's a beautiful day. I wonder how the sun is over there? It's raining today. For better content, I can only come out to live broadcast..."

Lin Dong drove the tricycle to the underpass.

Millions of local chickens logged in to watch like a tide, including some who were screwing in the factory, and some rich second-generations like Wang Sicong, who rushed to watch the live broadcast.

Because Lin Dong created a miracle...

"Family members... the missing people came back, I thought Master Lin was dissected..."

"Stop it... Master Lin is a scientist who has attracted worldwide attention, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences..."

"No... Master Lin actually gave up being an academician and became a barber? What is this? Who among the family members understands?"

"If you could understand Master Lin's thinking, he would have been on the moon long ago..."

"Master Lin: What academician? It's just a side job for me. My goal is to crush you young people. Only action is the truth..."

"Damn... I played a game of pesticide last night and my wife said I was not motivated It's a great opportunity. I immediately spent 300 yuan on a massage, chatted with friends, and planned for the future..."

"Look... the people upstairs have rolled up... If you don't work hard when you are young, you will regret it when you are old. Now you lie down and mess up, and you will bring disaster to three generations. You don't want to see your grandson moving bricks, do you!"

"Fuck... what's the logic? I work so hard just so that my grandson doesn't have to move bricks? It's better to enjoy it now..."

"It's over... The wind has been led astray... I'm going to beat my son first. I must marry a rich woman in the future, otherwise I will have no descendants and can't let my descendants move bricks to support the local tyrants..."

The brain circuits of a group of guys are often better than the master.

Especially some people, who lacked it when they were young, and made up for it when they grew up, and then a group of people who lie down began to appear, just for their own pleasure, screw your descendants.

Lin Dong's mouth twitched, what a mob, chattering, wait for me to roll you to death

Lin Dong was under the overpass...

He put out a mirror...

A chair...

Took out a pair of scissors...

A small knife...

Put a piece of soap in a box with some water...

And a piece of cowhide to sharpen the knife...

Such a weird scene made many people confused. Suddenly, most of the city people don’t know what it is?

“Who in the family knows! What are these? Why are they so messy and backward...”

“Don’t make a fuss... City people definitely don’t know. This is when I was a kid, The barber in our village actually exists..."

"What the hell... What kind of airplane is Master Lin going to make? Can't he just work on science and technology for the country and the people? Why did he jump from science to metaphysics?"

"Have you heard of what a barber is? This is a different job..."

"It is said that in ancient times, among the three religions and nine professions, the lowest nine is the barber, which is similar to the status of Yihongyuan..."

"Fuck... Is it so weird?"

Everyone is very curious, isn't the barber simply cutting hair?

In ancient times, the body and hair are inherited from parents, and generally, if there is no big problem, they will not do anything messy.

"The barber was originally a non-distinctiveWork, but now there are many hair salons, about three can be opened in a hundred meters, and it is also very profitable, but a real barber is not just as simple as cutting hair..."

"Brothers... do you want to try it?"

Lin Dong smiled slightly.

The millions of chickens shuddered, as if they were being stared at, and shuddered.

"Just kidding..." Lin Dong waved his hand, and suddenly restrained all his smiles, saying "This is not a place to shave the heads of living people..."

Such a creepy smile shocked the chickens at once.

"Fuck..."

"Fuck..."

"Fuck..."

"Host, please don't scare me, okay?"

"It's not a place to shave the heads of living people, is it a place to shave the heads of ghosts? "

They all shuddered and were horrified. It was too chilling and unnatural, especially the last sentence, which made their scalps numb.

"Shave the pubic head..."

Lin Dong's gloomy words seemed to come from the Rosen world, scaring some chickens to scream and look scared to death.

.......

Daxia Entertainment...

After Wang Yan came back, her life as a domineering female president was naturally busy every day. She almost didn't have time to eat. It was really unfair.

"Sister Yan... That damn Lin Dong is live streaming again..." Diba walked in with his mobile phone, without making a fuss.

"What is live streaming? "Wang Yan said with great interest.

"Shaving hair on live broadcast, being a barber, not shaving the heads of living people, is this guy sick?" Diba said unhappily.

"Not shaving the heads of living people?"

Yang Mi, Jiang Ruyan, and the little fox all looked up, a little puzzled, what is this? Is it a ghost shaving?

"Yes! What did he say about shaving the pubic head? It should be shaving the heads of the dead. Isn't this something that people do at the funeral?" Diba was puzzled anyway, so he asked.

"That's putting makeup on the dead, not shaving..." Wang Yan said unhappily.

"This guy is getting more and more weird..." Jiang Ruyan frowned and said something very impolite.

Everyone agreed that it was so scary every time, and they wanted to kick the stall away. He was really a guy who messed things up.

.......

The police station...

Looking at Captain Wang Qiankun in the live broadcast room, he glanced at his many men and said, "Didn't this guy report to the police station? ”