Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

The boss's unfriendly eyes seemed to want to eat people, which was frightening...

Lin Dong shrank his neck. No matter how good his kung fu was, he was afraid of someone who didn't care about his life...

"Why are you so fierce? Xiao Linzi is a customer. Don't you want to do business?"

In the kitchen, an elegant figure walked out. It was the mature and graceful boss lady. She smiled charmingly and was pleasing to the eye.

All of a sudden, everyone was attracted...

Everyone got up early every day and crowded together, wasn't it just to see the boss lady?

"Ahem... Boss... I just took a look. Today, I'll have some fish porridge with three rice noodles. Remember to put coriander. I like this..."

After ordering breakfast, Lin Dong drank tea by himself. The boss groaned and was about to leave...

"Wait a minute, boss..." Lin Dong suddenly called him.

"What's the matter?" The boss said even more unhappily.

"Ahem... I see you look strange. Don't touch cold water in the next few days. Stay at home, or you will get into a bloody disaster..."

Lin Dong reminded him out of kindness...

"Boy... I have tolerated you for a long time. If you say something nonsense again, I will kill you. Believe it or not..." The boss cursed and almost went into the kitchen to get a knife.

The boss lady was startled and immediately ran over to persuade him, taking him into the kitchen to work, and smiling at the guests. Such a smile would attract losers no matter how bad the boss was...

Lin Dongdong shook his head, it was hard to persuade the damn ghost with good words, because the moment the boss turned around, he saw a black face...

There are two kinds of complexion, one is sickness, and the other is disaster...

The usual sickness can be seen at a glance, as if a person's face is sallow, which means spleen deficiency, or liver problems, causing the whole person's middle burner to be unstable...

If it is a disaster color, there is no way to observe the qi, and it can only be seen in a moment. The boss belongs to As for black, according to the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, black is a water disaster...

The live broadcast room has already exploded...

"Damn anchor... How about I call you Boss Cao from now on? No... It should be Lin Thief, you actually like married women, but this boss lady is so beautiful..."

"Haha... I like to be Cao Thief, anchor... I'll give you a carnival, tell me where the location is..."

"Beasts! You guys, I want to report someone who peeked at someone else's wife..."

"By the way, the boss lady's temperament, beauty, and figure are simply one in a million. I don't know how many lifetimes this boss has cultivated for blessings. ..."

"Mr. Anchor... you actually cursed others to death, you really have sinister intentions... everyone knows Sima Zhao's intentions, it's really wonderful..."

"But the anchor said that the boss had a blood disaster, it's just funny, he is a big and strong man, he is really a charlatan..."

"How else can I do it? Every day when I look at the boss's wife, I feel like a thief..."

A group of netizens are laughing...

No matter who it is, if they hear a sudden report that you have a blood disaster, it's easy to talk if they don't get beaten to death...

This kind of charlatan behavior will really be condemned by everyone...

.....

Daxia Entertainment...

A group of contracted artists basically went out. After all, they need to perform various shows to maintain their jobs when they are young...

There are only a few people left in the entire company, including Yang Mi, Diba, and Wang Yan, who are watching Lin Dong's live broadcast room...

"Puchi... Is this great Lin going to make me laugh to death? He actually cursed the boss to have a bloody disaster. After the accident, will he inherit the boss's wife?"

Dibba burst out laughing...

"This guy just fell in love with the boss's wife. He is still greedy. There are so many beauties in the company, and all of them are beautiful. He actually peeked at other people's wives..."

Wang Yan gritted her teeth and almost smashed the keyboard. She is really a troublemaker.

"Haha... I believe in Lin Dong. I don't know why, this guy has always been a legend..."

Yang Mi smiled slightly, rocked on the boss's chair, holding a cup of coffee in one hand, and sounded very comfortable.

........

In the police station....

Today is another busy day...

A group of people stared at Lin Dong's live broadcast room...

"Captain Wang... I thought this guy was not a good person. As expected, he coveted beauty and actually said that others were in bloody disasters. Should we catch him immediately?"

"I think he is a guy with lustful intentions but no courage..."

"It seems that no one is looking for this kid today. There is only a video of embezzlement of 500 yuan. It seemsIt seems that he has been sentenced not long ago. Should we wait a few more days?"

One by one, the police officers gnashed their teeth. Every time they wanted to catch Lin Dong and bring him to justice, this kind of person is a disaster.

"That's right...wait for another day. You guys should deal with the recent squeezed cases first. I want to keep an eye on this kid. I have never suffered such a big loss..."

Captain Wang said coldly. Fortunately, there are not many cases recently, otherwise how could he watch the live broadcast casually?

He is going to fight with Lin Dong...

.... .

Lin Dong didn't know that everyone was waiting for him to make a mistake, and then be sent to prison for a year or two. It was really infuriating...

After waiting for a day, no one came to read his fortune. After all, young people are examples, and others will not believe them easily...

It was almost time to close the stall...

A little boy with a schoolbag on his back came hopping and smiling....

"Uncle... are you a magician?" The little boy said with a grin.

"Uncle, I'm not a magician. Turning right will bring you a good deed." box, you put some money in it, and you will know if it works..."

Lin Dong was speechless. This little bastard actually asked if it worked. He was not a god or Buddha, how could it work?

The little boy was a little adult. He threw his schoolbag and sat down. His big eyes showed pride. He was a very evil guy...

"Ahem..." The little boy coughed, and took out money from his schoolbag in a serious manner, saying: "How about you test my marriage? Here is 500 yuan. If it doesn't work, I won't pay..."

Lin Dong's heart trembled, Are all primary school students so rich now?

When I was a kid, I didn't have 50 cents a week in school...

The little boy took out a photo after another, looking embarrassed, and said: "This stinky girl gave her a Pleasant Goat and insisted on being my girlfriend. She also stayed at my house for two days. She is really unreasonable..."

"This little sister asked for my Ultraman and said she wanted to be my girlfriend, but I don't like old women..."

"This little sister asked me to take her to the entertainment city and be my girlfriend. Do you think it's rare? What a bunch of stinky women, and..."

"Which one do you think is suitable for you to be a child bride?"

Lin Dong's mouth twitched. Are all the kids nowadays so sharp? He started talking about love at the age of ten, and there were still a lot of people coming to his door. He even said a twelve-year-old old woman...

"Isn't the money enough? I'll give you another thousand yuan..."

"Isn't it enough? I'll give you all the 10,000 yuan in my schoolbag..."

The kid was very generous, he took out a stack of money, and showed a big boss face, you just have to do it obediently.

"I don't know how to predict marriage, if you need it, go ask Yue Lao, you are so arrogant, haven't you been beaten by anyone?"

Lin Dong was very upset, he was looked down upon by a little brat, no wonder he was selected as a concubine, it turns out that being rich is awesome...

"You don't know how to predict marriage? Why didn't you say so earlier! Waste my time... As for the person who hit me, it's a joke. I prayed to God that I didn't hit him..."

The little brat sneered, packed up, and left with his schoolbag on his back. His unrestrained back shocked everyone.

Whether it was Lin Dong himself...

or the people in the live broadcast room...

They were completely blown up...

"Fuck... This is the stupid son of the nouveau riche. He is so rich and inhumane. I want to be his little brother. Do I have a chance?"

"As expected, only the rich are the boss. He started to support someone at a young age and asked about marriage. I wonder if an old dog who has been single for 30 years will buy tofu and hit himself to death when he sees it..."

"Haha... I'm dating someone. He accompanies me every day, loves me very much, and never leaves me..."

"Upstairs... Are you talking about your fifth daughter? ”

“You kid can’t stand seeing others doing well, what about Miss Five? I’m proud...”

“Damn... Where did this kid learn this? I’m going to rob him...”

“I’ve taken screenshots. If anything happens to the kid, I’ll call the police and get a bonus. It’s so cool...”