Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Lin Dong joined the army of sculptors and signed up...

People were coming and going, it was very lively. As long as you successfully signed up, you could sculpt. After all, it would take about a day, and it would be handed over to the judges in the end...

"Name..."

A staff member took a look at Lin Dong, who was wearing a mask and a cap. It was really annoying. This guy didn't respect others at all.

"Lin Dong..."

"Profession..."

"I have many professions..."

"How long have you been engaged in sculpting?"

"I just learned it, but I have master-level experience..."

Lin Dong was not pretending at all. He was like this originally. After accepting a new side job, he got a systemic enlightenment and became a master of sculpting in an instant.

"Hmph..." The other party chuckled. He was very dissatisfied with this kind of fake people. Sooner or later, they would be eliminated.

Lin Dong didn't comment. Anyway, he would perform well today. As for what to carve? I don't know yet, after getting the qualification to participate, I need to carve a...

In an open space like a playground, people come and go, and they all start carving. Anyway, it is said that a piece of wood, some tools are given to you, and you can see your miracle.

Millions of local chickens were dumbfounded....

"Family members... Is this the so-called carving competition? The scene should not be a big fight among demons. It seems that everyone needs to show their real skills to stand out..."

"Damn... The guy in front is not carving Sun Wukong, right? How come he is crooked and turned into a gorilla?"

"Oh... And Mei Yangyang, is it a masterpiece of a dog-licking? There are really all kinds of people..."

"Huh... Isn't that Guanyin Bodhisattva? But there is no god, only similarity, which is a pity..."

"Today is still a retro competition, I am afraid that too many people will be eliminated. Look, there are still people carving Batman, grass..."

"Okay... What about those cats and mice?"

"I think we should develop a theme. It's not good to be too ancient. I suggest The sculptor should follow David's example..."

"Even a hairless culture can be worshipped. It seems that you are flattering the West to the core. Those clothesless rhythms back then were not art, but those guys had no clothes at all..."

"Fuck... Brother, you are so noble! In the entire Western culture, whether it is oil painting, sculpture, or other things... there are more people without clothes..."

"Are you trying to say? Western fake calendar? This topic has been hyped for too long... It's all because they have nothing to do..."

"You know nothing..."

"You know nothing..."

The comments section started arguing...

It was easy to ignite the sparks between the two sides...

The three people who had been sneaking around, watched Lin Dong enter from the front, and suddenly attacked Diba and dragged him to a corner.

"Oh oh... What are you going to do?" Diba was terrified. Someone actually covered her mouth. That was a heinous crime.

"What are you barking at?" Wang Yan snorted, revealing her familiar queen face.

"Sister Yan...you..." Diba looked at Wang Yan dumbfounded, and Yang Mi, plus Jiang Ruyan, and a little white fox, they were all here!

"Tell me...what do you want to do?" Wang Yan came with pressure, really a stealing cat, should I beat her up?

"What are you talking about? I don't understand you at all..." Diba definitely didn't admit that he was going out on a date with Lin Dong, but he was actually seen.

"Stinky Diba...you are so proud..." Wang Yan wanted to use her trump card, but it was a pity that she couldn't hold the other person against the wall in public, so she would deal with her tonight.

So, the four girls began to watch. In this grand carving competition, someone soon carved something good, which turned out to be a Husky...

Then there was the golden toad...

And Ultraman's...

What strange things, one more than the other, more eliminated, it was just a mess.

"Dear audience..."

"So far, 500 people have produced products, and only 50 have entered the finals..."

"The rest of you must work hard. Only outstanding works can be shortlisted. Step by step, you must overcome difficulties and achieve fame..."

The host spoke again, making the low popularity tense.

"Everyone is also very curious about the status of the contestants in the carving field. Let the big screen show it now, because the rest of the people are very good..."

Bang...

Under the host's leadership, finally gotA huge screen appeared, making the audience curious, wondering what the work was.

Under the guidance of the camera...

The host introduced it in a rambling way...

"Please look, this is the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers. Although only three people carved it, the lifelike side is so charming..."

It was the carving of an old master, with skilled craftsmanship, which was amazing.

Then the next one...

On the scene on the screen, a female host came out and came to a carving of a trio. It was a family of three, with an old father leading two sons, working together very well.

"May I ask the old man... what are you carving?" the female host asked curiously.

"This is a thousand-mile journey alone. How heroic was Guan Erye in those days? It's a pity that there is no bicycle, so it is impossible to truly show the collision point between postmodern knowledge and ancient civilization, so..."

"I will be bolder in my creation and let Guan Erye ride a bicycle to fight against all the heroes in the world, which makes up for the defect that Erye can't ride a bicycle when he is playing with a sword..."

The old man was very serious and straightforward in his introduction. It was really a wonderful picture.

"The old man has a good idea, but it won't be allowed next time..." the female host persuaded tactfully.

Under the female host's weapon....

Everyone finally came to a mysterious man...

He was wearing a hat and a mask...

"Brother...are you ashamed to show yourself? Why are you wearing a mask?" the female host asked curiously.

"I'm sorry...I'm too handsome. I'm afraid that my fans will want to marry me, so I have to hide. This is the trouble of being a handsome guy. You ordinary people don't understand..."

The mysterious man sighed.

"You know you might get beaten up when you go out..." The female host held her forehead, she had never seen such a narcissistic person, this guy is really good at bragging.

"It's okay... They can't beat me, if they want to fight, remember to find my mother, I'm afraid they won't even recognize their mother..." The mysterious man said shamelessly.

"This is a good boast, I wonder what you are carving?" The female host asked with her head tilted.

"I plan to..." The mysterious man was about to answer.

"Wait... Now it's on the big screen, but it needs video and live broadcast, now the time is up, let me advertise first..."

The female host explained.

(Oh! It's uncomfortable...)