Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Bang...

Kicked the door open...

"Don't move, police are checking the room, men on the left and women on the right..."

A shout sounded, catching Lin Dong off guard, and he looked up dumbfounded...

A group of plainclothes police uncles, more than a dozen of them rushed into the small room, full of righteousness, and controlled the whole scene with thunder and lightning. It was obviously a scene of anti-prostitution.

In Lin Dong's arms, there happened to be a beautiful woman with a blushing face. When she saw a group of plainclothes officers, she was frightened on the spot and almost fell on the sofa, trembling with fear...

"Boy...don't move, squat on the ground immediately, hold your head with both hands, take out your ID card to register, what you did today will be recorded..."

Captain Wang snorted coldly and looked at the boy in yellow skin. He was young and came here to mess around, and he was really not a good person.

"Fuck... I was caught on the spot during the anti-pornography crackdown? I'm waiting online... What should I do?"

Lin Dong cursed loudly on the spot, wanting to cry but not tears. He came to the bath city to deliver food, and accidentally ran into a girl, and a little accident happened...

Although his live broadcast was not up to the standard, at least he was a pretty boy, clean and handsome, and a little carelessness led to someone's attention...

The worst thing was that he turned off the live broadcast when he came in to deliver food...

"What are you daydreaming about? Can you think of any excuses? Otherwise, you will be detained for 15 days and fined 5,000 yuan..."

Captain Wang was a little impatient. Why was a food deliveryman joining in the fun? He could only defend him to increase the show effect.

The excitement of the viewers in the live broadcast room was aroused immediately, and they began to speculate whether this guy would make up a story about walking into the wrong door?

"Tsk tsk... What excuse can this kid come up with? Could it be that he was delivering food and passed by to go to the toilet?"

"What a young man... This delivery man is so tender and handsome... After it's over, ask him if he wants to hang out with the auntie. The auntie is a landlady and she will definitely have a car and a villa..."

"Haha... How else can you defend yourself? Didn't you see any girls? You're almost admitting your guilt... You can't wash yourself clean even if you jump into the Yellow River..."

"Auntie in front... Can I? I'll add you later. I'm a tough guy from all over the place, I have been tilling ten acres of land recently, and my face is not red, my heart is not beating, and I can even hang upside down..."

"I want to report... This group of guys is too unscrupulous, and they are a bad example for the audience in the live broadcast room..."

"Ahem... It doesn't matter what rich woman it is. I am young and already earn a million a month. Others don't understand my success at all. Except that my son is a little older than me, everything else is the same..."

"Fuck... This is the first person on the birth list..."

A group of spectators were shocked, their morals declined, and their cognition was naturally deviated. Many people laughed, driving the atmosphere of the whole audience. Including Lin Dong himself, I don't know if he has been live broadcast...

He is a traverser, so unlucky that he almost starved to death and was kicked out of the rental house. The first time he delivered food, he had to go to the police station to eat public food. He was penniless and fined. It was really a shame for the traverser...

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for binding the special sideline system..."

Suddenly, a sound rang out, which was exciting. It was really a wait and see, and finally it was the standard configuration of the traverser.

"Host... This system activates a special profession according to your actual situation. Once the profession is born, it will match your corresponding background and current skills..."

"After the system check, the host was caught in the anti-pornography crackdown for the first time. It is a special case. A professional lottery is started. Do you want to draw the lottery..."

System prompt.

Lin Dong was so excited that he finally waited for the system to succeed in counterattacking. I am a handsome anchor, but I was caught in the anti-pornography crackdown. How can I survive in the future?

The lottery has not started yet...

"Haven't you made up your identity yet? If you don't explain, take him back for interrogation!" Captain Wang was impatient. He was really a stupid little guy. He gave you a chance to use.

He was trying to cooperate with the program to create a little atmosphere so that the influence of the anti-pornography crackdown could be implemented to every audience, so as to bring a deterrent effect.

"Ahem... That policeman, I just came here to deliver food. I am absolutely wronged..."

Lin Dong explained immediately and refused to admit it. Once he was caught soliciting prostitution, it would be really embarrassing.

Captain Wang raised his lips and sneered. The young man was quite cooperative. The more effective the show was, the more people watched it. But you can't treat the police as fools and make up some excuse to get away with it...

"Haha... You really are a delivery man..."Captain Wang crossed his arms, as if to say I was a fool?

"It's genuine..."

Lin Dong took out his mobile phone and opened the software. It was a delivery to the bath city, and it was a pair of stockings, which belonged to the mall function of a certain group...

"This is a delivery I made today. It belongs to intra-city express delivery, which is convenient and fast, and conforms to people's livelihood. The police uncle can come to check..."

"Captain... It is indeed a delivery, but it is a pair of stockings. This guy is up to something..."

A police officer verified it and looked at Lin Dong suspiciously. It was too nonsense. How could anyone deliver stockings when delivering food? Is this a cover-up?

"Fuck... what a genius! He actually sent stockings to someone in the same city. Isn't this confessing himself?"

"I have to say... this brother can't even write a lie. Anyway, he will be fined 5,000 yuan, detained for 15 days, and his family and unit will be notified. He will also be put on record. In the future, he will be affected by the three generations and will not be able to participate in politics..."

"As expected, the difference between people's brains is too big. If you don't cherish the opportunity, you're doomed..."

"Everyone, let's go!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room held their foreheads. The guy with a hole in his brain didn't know how to make it more reasonable when he was given a chance. However, the response was intense, which made Captain Wang very satisfied...

Nowadays, the more serious the short video programs are, the less people will watch them. All the crooked ones are popular.

"Even if you're delivering food, what happened to the scream in the room just now? We all heard it..."

Captain Wang was very proud. How could you just perfunctorily deal with everyone? The scream just now was clearly audible and ambiguous. Don't treat people as fools. Normally, they would have been taken back for questioning. Now they are just trying to increase the program time...

The police came aggressively. Most people could only explain. But Lin Dong was a time traveler with a system. He quickly became as steady as a mountain, calm and composed, and serious...

"System... draw..."

Lin Dong shouted a few times, "Amitabha, Wuliang Tianzun, God bless you, and hope to perform well."

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for winning the Chinese medicine master, alias: gynecological master, gifted with Chinese medicine skills. Do you need the system to write the background for you? You can also write it yourself and rationalize the reality to be flawless..."

The system reminder is just a timely rain, great...

You only need to write the background and rationalize it with reality, otherwise it is a bit paradoxical and difficult to fit the current situation. For this, Lin Dong chose to direct and act himself...

"Ahem... Uncle police... I won't pretend..."

"I look like a takeaway, but I am actually the heir of a Chinese medicine family, known as Friend of women, gynecological expert..."

"This is my medical qualification certificate. Just now, this lady had a stomachache and was diagnosed with irregular menstruation. I diagnosed her and made a joke..."

After Lin Dong explained, he took out a certificate from his pocket, and he looked like he was going to show his cards...

He breathed a sigh of relief. The system did not deceive him. He wrote a background and successfully directed and acted as a Chinese medicine doctor. A burst of Chinese medicine knowledge was injected into his head like a revelation, and he instantly realized success...

The whole audience was dumbfounded...

Can you play like this?

You, a Chinese medicine doctor, don't go to see patients, but come to deliver food. Isn't it a bit exaggerated?