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Millions of chickens rushed into the live broadcast room like locusts. When they saw Lin Dong's crooked-mouthed dragon king's smile, they all froze....

"Fuck... I saw the dragon king's smile. What's the plot? Is it going to start a vigorous suppression?"

"Shocked... A certain great god started the dragon king's smile and wanted to wipe out a certain terrorist force. What is it?"

"The dragon king has returned, and all gods are afraid. All ghosts and monsters have to get out of the way. This is the terrifying boss..."

"By the way... Did you see the animals around you? Yes? Damn... My scalp is tingling, I'm shivering, and I have a creepy shiver..."

"Family... What should we do now? Is Master Lin going to do something bad?"

"Donate your cornea! Didn't you see the policewoman Wang? This is a real criminal police..."

"Family... Who knows! What are these? Are the criminal police starting to shoot weird and martial arts movies?"

"Stop it, Master Lin is pretending..."

They are all very curious, what big thing is he going to do?

Under the leadership of Lin Dong...

The camera keeps moving, heading towards a deep mountain forest, a gust of cold wind blows up, making people shudder, especially the weird sounds around.

When they took a closer look, they broke out in a cold sweat, trembling with fear, because among this group of weird things, they saw a bunch of five poisonous creatures...

There were toads, centipedes, scorpions, green snakes, spiders and other poisonous creatures, the whole ground was crawling with them, it was shocking and creepy...

Above their heads...

Curly...

Chirp...

Bats kept calling...

The owl had a pair of pupils that made people shudder, emitting green light...

All this was under Lin Dong's control. A leaf could control many birds, beasts and insects, as if returning to ancient times. Many wizards among primitive people were mysterious existences.

A weird horror movie atmosphere made millions of native chickens hug their pillows and tremble. It was really spectacular...

A group of people set off in a mighty manner, trekking through mountains and rivers. Fortunately, they were a group of special police, otherwise they really couldn't stand this scene. They crossed mountains and ridges and entered a mysterious land in Xiangxi.

After walking for a while...

In a deep mountain forest at night...

At a glance, there is a strange hut above the valley, a river in it, and in such a strange valley, there are lights and fireflies...

Millions of chickens exclaimed...

"Is this a haunted house? Damn it... This situation must be weird, who is this person? How dare he show off in front of Master Lin..."

"Don't make a fuss... Haven't you heard of some ghost stories? The older generation said that some people encountered supernatural events after entering the ancient mountains, and either they couldn't come back or they went crazy..."

"Damn it... I heard about this from my grandmother. The older generation once encountered a supernatural event in the mountains. When they arrived at a house, they asked for water to drink. As a result, they met a family who treated them well and served them fish and meat. As they ate, they turned into toads, earthworms, and rotten meat...

"According to what you said, could it be that Master Lin wanted to catch ghosts? How is it possible?"

"A bunch of snakes and rats came out... What's wrong with Master Lin cultivating immortality? What's wrong?"

"We are in a normal live broadcast room here. Don't challenge the bottom line of science again and again. Master Lin is still an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences..."

"Awesome diarrhea... This is an old cow with its asshole open..."

"Stop arguing... Master Lin is pretending..."

The chickens were arguing and were very curious about what these things were for.

Looking at the lights in the distance...

I vaguely saw the shadows of three people...

"What should I do? Should I start the action immediately?" Wang Linglong was a little nervous. After all, in many confrontations, the other party had been elusive and even used corpse-driving.

The SWAT officers around were also tingling with fear. It was the first time they had seen such a scene, and they were looking forward to it, after all, Master Lin was there.

"Don't mess around. Do you see something not far ahead?" Lin Dong pointed to the center not far away.

"What is that? I didn't see it..." Wang Linglong was confused.

"By the way... you can't see it. It's a gatekeeper ant..." Lin Dong immediately realized that he was different.

"Can I kill you?" Wang Linglong gritted her teeth.

"I was careless... did you see a firefly in the sky?It is also a signal... and there are snakes on the ground..." Lin Dong continued to explain.

"Sneaking around... Could they be psychic?" Wang Linglong felt insulted, as if her IQ was being trampled underfoot.

"Yes... As long as they move, the guys in the house will be frightened and run away..." Lin Dong said seriously.

"Then... what should we do? Should we just stare blankly?" Wang Linglong bit Lin Dong's arm hard and was almost pissed off. She had to vent her anger.

Lin Dong took a breath of cold air and said: "Are you a dog? If you bite people randomly, you need to get a rabies vaccine..."

"Try to be unreliable? "Wang Linglong said angrily.

"Okay... I'll drive a few animals to drive them away, and then sneak up and wait for my signal to act..."

Lin Dong immediately began to mobilize. He sent a toad for ants, another snake for snakes, and a bat for fireflies....

After mobilizing the animals that can cause trouble...

Lin Dong jumped away, a hundred meters away, and landed in one step, shocking a group of special police officers. Damn... Is this still a human being?

They dare not He spoke, staring ahead without blinking, just waiting for Lin Dong's signal...

Lin Dong moved a little closer and saw three people at a glance. One of them was dressed like an alien, with strange patterns painted on his face, wearing a feather hat, and a string of animal teeth hanging on his chest...

The other two were dressed in modern clothes, wearing a black T-shirt and a pair of jeans, looking very capable.

"Recently, the missions have been persecuted. Our Five Poison Sect is really having a hard time in modern society. Are we really going to be destroyed?"

"Absolutely impossible... After a while, there will be a martial arts conference. In the world, if the strong men in the heaven realm don't come out, who dares to fight?"

"Recently, there was a host on the Internet who was said to be a strong man in the heaven realm. I don't know if it's true or not..."

The three fell into silence...

But this scene was also broadcast live...