Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

What a shitty system...

Why pray for rain for no reason?

This is the south...

Lin Dong could only curse, is it really good to challenge the bottom line of science every time?

As expected, the task is related to live broadcast and activities...

Choose to lie down at home or go out to play, there is no task or sideline at all...

Lin Dong plans to lie down for two more days, anyway, there is no rush to pray for rain, because this time he needs to find a suitable place to pray for rain.

It is not just a simple open-air location, a few sticks of incense, and a few kowtows, and then you can pray for rain...

"Never mind... Let's go to sleep first..."

Lin Dong was sleeping...

A piece of news was posted on the entire network, discussing the issue of global climate. The world has entered a boiling era. It is just the high temperature that has passed. The highest temperature in the world can soar to 50 or 60 degrees, which is so terrifying.

Now in some places in the north, droughts and floods that are rarely seen in a century have occurred, and the land is barren for hundreds of thousands of miles away.

If it continues, it will affect the farming of the entire region. It must rain. As a result, dozens of artificial rain cannons were used, but nothing worked.

This is the difference between the north and the south. One side is flooded and the other side is dying of drought. The difference between the north and the south is huge.

Even so, it did not affect the lives of the people. After all, there is groundwater, which can sustain life for a quarter.

The drought did not last long. Winter soon came and snow began to fall everywhere. The ice and snow melted in the spring of next year, and farming could be carried out.

In the comment section of the news...

"The north is really drought-stricken, and the south has floods every month. This is the limitation of the region..."

"Do you think it is better to have more rain in the south or drought in the north? Anyway, we started heating and felt happy all day..."

"This kind of extreme weather, in ancient times, it would be a harvest-less season, and refugees would inevitably be rampant. Fortunately, we live under the five-pointed star and everyone has enough to eat..."

"By the way... In ancient times, there was no rain. Was it really useless?"

"Isn't there a celestial bureau? That can It is a department that modifies the calendar and observes astronomical phenomena, so it must have predictions..."

"Actually... I believe that Taoists praying for rain is more reliable. Regardless of whether Taoists can call the wind and rain, they do practical things anyway, which makes people look forward to it..."

"Are you proving that praying for rain really exists?"

"Who can prove it? I will shit on the spot..."

A group of netizens expressed their opinions crazily...

As for calling the wind and rain, they naturally sneered, because they are all charlatan behavior. Science has already severely slapped some crooked people in the face.

If praying for rain succeeds once, it is just a coincidence.

The starting point of this method is very targeted. The large number of condemnations against the emperor demanded that he issue a self-criticism edict. If it fails, it means that the emperor is not worthy of virtue and cannot be recognized by God.

In this era of enlightened people, most people cannot be fooled. Only those who have received nine years of compulsory education are still stupid and blindly believe in some crooked ways...

One morning...

Lin Dong got up early and ate a snail noodle. It was a wonderful day, which was really exciting and refreshing.

Ding Dong...

A text message came from Wang Yan, saying that she was going to climb a mountain in the afternoon and that they must climb together, otherwise she would not be paid...

"Haha... Am I a person who bows down for a few dollars? I like climbing mountains, and there are beautiful women to accompany me. It's a wonderful day..."

Lin Dong replied directly, of course I will go there, but I wonder where I will climb the mountain? Who else will be there?

What he waited for was a sentence to come to the company first...

Lin Dong rode his tricycle helplessly and modified the title of the live broadcast room. After all, he hadn't had a live broadcast room for more than half a month.

(A new sideline has been launched. I will challenge the concept of good weather and good harvests. Please slap me in the face with the carnival.)

"Family members..."

"Hello! I haven't been live recently. It's not a big deal. It's because I'm having my period... You all know..."

Lin Dong started the live broadcast. The first sentence was to dispel rumors about voice transmission on the Internet. He had to talk nonsense seriously.

"Fuck... The anchor is dead... Who released it? Could it be that she went to have a third child in half a month? It is said that there are government subsidies..."

"Didn't you see it upstairs? That's the anchor's period..."

"Upstairs... Could it be that the anchor went to a certain country to have a sex change and came back? How is this possible? It's simply unreasonable..."

"Family members... Stop making trouble... It's a good thing that Master Lin can come back. Don't you know that many anchors have been in prison recently?"

"Tsk tsk.....I wonder what Master Lin will do next? Master Lin used talismans to cure diseases, which shocked my worldview..."

"You guys don't still suspect that Master Lin is a liar! No way? No way?"

"What are you talking about? Every time Master Lin's sideline rolls out, you have to kneel down and recognize him as your father..."

"Haha... Master Lin's return is destined to make an industry tremble. Do you think Master Lin is a charlatan or a technology giant?"

"He must be a charlatan..."

"But he created the theory of lithography..."

"He is an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences..."

"Master Lin is really promoting metaphysics..."

While millions of local chickens were chirping, Lin Dong came from the tricycle and headed to Daxia Entertainment in a mighty manner. This is a company full of beauties.

Especially a few senior executives and big stars, all of whom are peerless beauties, popular all over the world and pleasing to the eye.

"Hey... Why did Lin Dong come so late? Hurry up and carry my box to the car..."

Dibba dragged a box heavier than her, with small arms and legs, and was surprised when she saw Lin Dong.

"What did you take? At least more than 100 pounds, did you move the house?" Lin Dong weighed it and suddenly felt bad..

This is clearly moving...

"Where can we get it? Aren't we going to climb the mountain? We must bring good things, such as anti-mosquito bites, sunscreen, pajamas, sleeping bags, and..."

Dibba started to list them one by one, making people feel confused. What kind of operation is this?

"Are you planning to build a temple on the mountain and never come down again? "Lin Dong said unhappily.

"Damn Lin Dong... I didn't carry these things, you did..." Diba said angrily, and then realized something and shut up immediately...

Lin Dong's face was full of black lines on the spot. It turned out that this group of women tricked him into carrying things, and Diba let it slip. No wonder they were so kind?

"Good Diba... You actually sold us out..."

Wang Yan and other women came out of the car, each of them looked angry, as if they wanted to tear her apart...

This box of things basically belonged to everyone, but Lin Dong was just a laborer, but Diba let it slip. What a damn IQ.

"Don't you give an explanation? I'm not a bootlicker, I will never help..." Lin Dong said stubbornly.