Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Millions of local chickens were shocked....

What kind of kitchen knife do you call this?

Can your kitchen knife cut rocks?

"Family members... who knows! What level of sword is this? How can it be so powerful? Why can the swords we usually use only cut vegetables?"

"Even cutting a bone hurts my teeth. What kind of kitchen knife is this? What about modern technology? How can it become a clown..."

"A certain brand can't even crush garlic. What are you talking about? If you are a Michelin chef, go out and turn right.. ”

“Family members... Is this really the Sword of Heavenly Sword? It seems to be made into a real sword, it can’t be a fake...”

“Stop messing around... Even if it is powerful, it is still Master Lin who is powerful...”

“Eh... What is Master Lin doing?”

“Fuck... Why did he put the sword on the hillside? What is he going to do?”

The chickens wanted to go to the scene immediately. It was vaguely clear that Master Lin was going to do something...

Lin Dong used his mobile phone to cut a knife and a sword. After installing the hilt, he went directly to the hillside above the valley, where there was a huge rock that seemed to have absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon...

“Xiao Linzi... What are you doing?” Wang Yan asked curiously.

“Maybe I want to catch a chicken and kill it. It is said that some magic swords must be sharpened with blood. I am afraid it is like this...” Diba said seriously.

"You are so stupid.... What little chickens are there? Do you see the boulder in front of the valley? I'm afraid it's going to be a big deal..." Yang Mi rubbed Diba's forehead, really talking without thinking.

Only Wang Linglong was looking forward to the development of the situation, just to see what Lin Dong was doing....

Lin Dong landed on the boulder and inserted two swords into the boulder with one hand...

"Family..."

"I am very happy today. Let's play with some good special effects first. Don't take it seriously. Remember that little brats need to be supervised by their parents before they can watch..."

"And I hope that the audience will not imitate anything. This is unrealistic and unscientific..."

Lin Dong said nonsense seriously.

Everyone looked at each other. What kind of plane was this anchor doing? Suddenly he promoted it. What is science?

They all had a premonition that Lin Dong was going to do something big...

Especially, he inserted a sword and a knife under the boulder...

But you told us that this was a special effect and we need to believe in science? Are you polite?

You open your eyes and call others fools...

Lin Dong pasted a talisman paper and immediately left the boulder, then looked up at the sky. Time passed step by step, and everyone was confused...

Boom...

There were lightning and thunder in the sky, and rolling dark clouds gathered above the valley, which made people's scalps numb and shudder. What rhythm is this?

Are there any unspeakable stories about these two strange swords?

Boom....

At this moment, the sky was covered with dark clouds...

A bolt of lightning fell, shining the entire sky, so powerful and terrifying that millions of chickens could hear it through the screen...

Boom...

Boom...

Boom...

It struck nine times, such amazing thunder, all fell on the sword, the whole sword shone in all directions, as if it was infused with soul, full of sacredness, inviolable...

As if there was light...

After that moment...

This is a completely extraordinary and shining divine sword, as if it had truly come to the world...

Dibba opened his mouth wide...

Yang Mi widened his eyes...

Wang Yan was breathing rapidly...

Wang Linglong was numb...

Millions of chickens were full of excitement...

"Family members... Is there any blacksmith? Come out and introduce the situation. What is this? "Does your family have any special effects?"

"I am Zhang Daquan's blacksmith shop. I am telling you righteously that we have entered the world of cultivation. This kind of magic weapon that can trigger thunder tribulation can fly with a sword..."

"I am a two-sword shop. This kind of blacksmithing method can establish a sect of immortal cultivation. It is really a pioneering method..."

"Brothers... stop kidding... Is all this true? Is Master Lin an immortal?"

"Just now the live broadcast said... There are special effects. Don't take it seriously. You are still discussing the truth one by one. Are you crazy?"

"This man is really straightforward. Let us admire..."

"You are really a little cutie to discuss special effects so seriously..."

Everyone was talking nonsense, without any implementation. It was too incredible that there was such a shocking method.

Lin DongzhiThe truth and falsehood are dazzling...

After seeing Lei stop...

The sharp swords are actually humming and trembling, as if they have spirituality, and the flashing spiritual light shines in all directions, as if the swords are wandering...

Lin Dong used some of the remaining scraps to make a box, just in time to put down the two magic weapons, and all the swords and swords were suppressed...

"Okay... What are you still standing there for?" After Lin Dong put away the box, he put it on his back at once, looking relaxed.

"Damn Lin Dong... Is this true? Let me see..." Wang Yan said with shining eyes.

"Yes, yes... We want to see it again..." Diba also rubbed his hands.

"Me too..." Yang Mi said excitedly.

"Okay... If you can pick it up, I'll show you..." Lin Dong put the box down and looked forward to it...

The three women were all excited and stretched out their delicate hands. Just as they were about to move the box, they found that it didn't move at all, like a huge rock...

"Let's do it together..." Wang Yan, the big sister, shouted, naturally very strong, all working together, shouting one, two, three, but it still didn't move at all.

This...

"Linglong, come too..." Wang Yan said unwillingly.

"Okay..." Wang Linglong came to help immediately, using all her strength, and finally moved a little bit, but couldn't get it out of the pit.

"This..."

The four women were dumbfounded...

"Give up! The magic weapon is already made, it's not something you can open..." Lin Dong said with a mysterious smile.

The women wanted to beat this guy to death...

"Let's go! Go back and have a big meal, I'll treat you today..." Lin Dong was very straightforward, as for the sword out of the sheath, it was not the time yet.

Crack...

Suddenly a gold bracelet fell over and landed on Lin Dong's wrist...

"Lin Dong...burning fire and forging iron in the wild seriously infringes on national resources, pollutes the environment, and causes public opinion. You should go back to the police station with me..."

Wang Linglong said bluntly.

"I..." Lin Dong was dumbfounded and immediately explained: "Linglong...you can't do this..."

"Stop talking nonsense...we are very familiar with each other, but everyone is equal before the law, and burning fire in the wild is polluting the environment..." Wang Linglong was very domineering, took Lin Dong on the tricycle and went to the police station...

Wang Yan: "..."

Dibba: "....."

Thousands of native chickens: "....."