Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Lin Dong looked around and got a photo that made a sensation on the Internet. It was really a tricky thing.

He had to do it again...

Because what kind of existence is the martial arts above the heavenly realm?

Is it cultivation?

In any case, he needed to find an incredible photo, but he couldn't find it...

"Forget it... Sir, make the pit red, and then put in sweet potatoes, chickens, pigeons... What a good life, who wouldn't be jealous?"

Lin Dong started to burn the pit...

In the eyes of millions of chickens, it is an enviable life. Barbecue in the wild, I don't know how many people want to do it, but in the end they didn't do it.

"Family members... I remember when I was a kid, my friends and I stole sweet potatoes from home and ran to the mountains to roast them. Our faces were covered with charcoal. It was a past that I couldn't bear to look back on..."

"Why did it come to this... I was chased to the village entrance by my mother and beaten for eating sweet potatoes..."

"Haha... You guys are no match for me... I almost burned the mountain... Fortunately, it hadn't been included in the criminal law at that time, otherwise I would have regretted it..."

"Forest fire prevention is everyone's responsibility..."

"It's a pity that the past can never go back... If you could go back one day, what time period would you most like to go to?"

"Haha... Of course it was before the 220 million lottery. It was so awesome that it made me blush..."

"If I could go back, I still hope that I was a kid. That time was really fun... .”

“Actually... not everyone has a happy childhood. Most people have a miserable childhood and are bullied....”

“The young people in the village were really carefree in those years...”

“If I were to choose the generation of young people I like the most in this century, it would probably be those born in the 1980s and 1990s, because they were so innocent back then...”

“Times have changed... everyone feels happy to be online and have a computer... but now they have to work in front of a computer every day...”

“Destroy it! Destroy it!”

“Haha... I still like the era of Ultraman....”

“I like watching Chinese Kids....”

“I like Calabash Brothers...”

Everyone started to chatter, wishing they could go back to their youth and live a good life, but it was a pity that they hated their ignorance and ended up on a path of no return.

Looking back...

I am no longer a teenager...

A feeling of loneliness lingered in my heart. I felt melancholy until midnight. I lit a cigarette, drank a bottle of beer, and sighed at the mystery of life.

This is life....

Lin Dong was roasting in the fire pit, and saw from a distance that the girls came in high spirits, bringing table lamps and some small tables, about ten people...

"Xiao Linzi... come quickly to help move things?" Diba waved from afar.

Lin Dong ran over helplessly and said: "You guys are really capable..."

"You have a lot of beauties to accompany you, and you still dislike it, right? Stinky man..." Wang Yan snorted, and said with a little temper of the arrogant female president.

"Okay... Everyone divide the work and cooperate, and don't let the small tents built be cold..." Yang Mi ordered.

Everyone started to get excited...

After building together, a big fire was lit, which was really warm and comfortable, and they started to gossip.

"Sister Mi... the female lead in the recent filming is very cool, can I be your maid?"

"Dibba... I heard that you play a female fairy, I wonder which one it is? Can I go with you to drink soup?"

"Sister Yan... the company has invested in several TV series recently, how are they going? Do you need me to help?"

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry, the company is planning to make a ghost movie recently, but unfortunately there is no theme..."

"Ah... after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become spirits, ghosts and gods can't come down to earth, and the movies are all hallucinations?"

"Yes... the theme is still needed. It's really difficult to make domestic ghost movies nowadays. I need to think about it."

The women talked a lot and were very coordinated. There was no doubt that this was a team that was deliberately pulled out to start a discussion.

Lin Dong ignored them, while dealing with food and decorations, because he was captured as a soldier, it was really a frustrating life.

The millions of chickens in the live broadcast room all had red eyes, wishing to let go of the group of girls and let me...

This is the decadent life of some people, howling, but for most people, after all, resources are like this, and they can never be evenly distributed.

About half an hour later...

"Don'tIt's a fuss... Let's start preparing the feast. You guys are really good at making trouble. Let me do it." Lin Dong expressed his dissatisfaction.

"Hehe... Don't make trouble, Mr. Lin Dong... You are our target."

"Yes... Does Mr. Lin Dong have a girlfriend? We can all..."

"Mr. Lin Dong is good at both being a lady and a cook. He is so wonderful. Who wouldn't admire him?"

The women chattered and wanted to eat Lin Dong alive, because this kind of man is so delicious that you can't find him even if you look for a lantern.

"What are you all chattering about? Just eat, no matter how much nonsense you say..."

"Yes, yes, yes... This is our Lin Dong..."

"I agree..."

Wang Yan, Diba, and Yang Mi all jumped out. What a bunch of stinky women. They actually dared to snatch Lin Dong. They are really tired of living...

All these women smiled but said nothing.

Everyone soon smelled a fragrance, which came to their noses. It was a little bit of the fragrance of soil, which made people intoxicated. It was a refreshing day.

Lin Dong divided the good things into pieces, and the women almost drooled. Xiaobai directly hugged a thigh and kept eating without caring about his image.

"Xiao Linzi... It smells so good. Bring us here more often in the future. This chicken leg is a reward for you." Wang Yan was very straightforward and took a chicken leg.

As a rich lady, she was dressed in fine clothes and ate delicious food for the first time. Naturally, she was happy.

"Delicious... Delicious... Xiao Linzi's cooking skills can participate in the God of Cooking Competition. "Diba said with a mouth full of grease.

"How about we film a cooking competition?" Yang Mi suggested.

Lin Dong was speechless...

This meal lasted until about nine o'clock...

I don't know which scumbag brought fireworks and set them off in the field. Fortunately, it was late at night, otherwise she would definitely be in jail...

"Let's go, let's go..."

After eating and drinking, and playing for a while, everyone started to end the meal contentedly, after all, they still had to go to work tomorrow.

"You go back first! I'll just clean up, and I'll take some photos later." Lin Dong waved his hand and asked everyone to leave.

"Okay...be careful." Wang Yan said with rare concern.

"Hehe...don't worry! I'm your Xiao Qiang, call me when you miss me, late at night, I understand people's hearts best. "Lin Dong said in a flowery way.

"Go to hell..." Wang Yan kicked him.

After everyone left, Lin Dong packed up and walked on the night road on his tricycle. Suddenly he saw a sky full of stars, which seemed very nice...

"Family members... Will we encounter ghosts when we climb the mountain at night?"