Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

"What's your expression? Am I unpleasant?"

Seeing Lin Dong jumping up three feet high, Tana angrily scolded with a gloomy face, what a hateful guy, he doesn't know what's good for him.

"No... How can I not be surprised? You are a woman from a long time ago, and you are the woman who was taken out of the ice coffin at the beginning, how can I not be shocked?"

Lin Dong couldn't imagine, nor could he accept it. I just went to the desert as a traveler, and ended up meeting a woman. It's not fun like this.

"Humph... I can see that you are deeply afraid. Am I, Tana, so unattractive to you?" Tana stood up all of a sudden.

She walked over step by step, making Lin Dong retreat continuously, and finally donged against the wall in front of a corner. This woman was too scary. If he was not careful, would he get into big trouble?

Lin Dong's cautious look made Tana very unhappy. Wasn't it the same as when they got along happily in the mountain village?

"Forget it... I saw that you didn't care at all, so I left..." Tana was very disappointed.

After she glanced at Lin Dong, she walked out of the door, looking reluctant to leave. She was really a different woman.

"Wait...what's going on? Can't you explain it more clearly?" Lin Dong took a deep breath. After all, it was too depressing.

Tana looked at Lin Dong's sincere look, and finally smiled and said: "It's not a big deal. I'm going to Kunlun. If I can come back alive, I will definitely come to see you..."

"What if I can't?" Lin Dong paused after he finished speaking. He was really a foul-mouthed person. What nonsense was he talking about?

"If I can't come back, I will probably stay in Kunlun Mountain. Never...never forget me..." After Tana finished speaking, she jumped down the stairs and disappeared completely.

Lin Dong stood in the corridor, unable to calm down for a long time. The two had no intersection at first, but because of a so-called teaching, they met again in a different way.

At this moment, Lin Dong looked at the sky, and the light rain fell, and the air in the world was still heavy.

Inexplicably, there was a slight sadness, it was really hard to fall asleep, the whole person was empty the most, probably men have their uncle once a month...

"Forget it... just wait and see..." Lin Dong turned around and closed the door.

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating a new sideline - becoming a horror film director, the show will start at three o'clock the day after tomorrow night, and it will be staged in a valley 300,000 miles away. Please be ready..."

System prompt.

What the hell is the dog system?

What is this?

Become a horror film director?

You have to know a little bit, the country prohibits the filming of horror films, prohibits animals from becoming spirits, and all ghost films are all hallucinations of a person, or a dream.

Lin Dong was overwhelmed. As a newbie, how can he shoot a horror film?

Even if he shoots it, what's the problem? How to perform it?

The key is that there is no equipment at all?

But this time, the system is feeding me, so I can't refuse...

Ding ding ding...

At this time, the phone rang. When I opened it, it turned out to be Wang Yan, the sissy, who opened it. Aren't you afraid?

"My dear president, what's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Drink more hot water. If you are in a bad mood, you can treat me and I will accompany you..."

Lin Dong said with a chuckle.

"Damn Lin Dong... are you floating? You have been a little arrogant recently... and arrogant. Have you started to think you are great after hooking up with the princess?"

Wang Yan stared coldly out the window. Her cold body made Lin Dong, who was more than ten kilometers away, tremble all over. It was too oppressive.

"Haha... Xiaoyanzi, how could it be possible? You are my little apple..." Lin Dong laughed.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Recently, the company plans to shoot a suspense film, but the horror scenes are not enough. You have seen a lot of ghosts and monsters. Give me some instructions!"

Wang Yan said early on that she wanted to shoot a suspense film. Finally, the funds have been raised and it has entered a new stage.

"Oh?"

Lin Dong's eyes lit up. Isn't this a pillow for a sleepy person? What a wonderful day...

"Do you have any ideas? Tell me quickly?" Wang Yan smiled. This guy is a bit reliable, but he is too fickle.

What a hateful scumbag. I will fuck you to death...

"Not yet..." Lin Dong waved his hand, also teasing this woman.

"Not yet? I mean there is some. Tell me quickly? Otherwise..." Wang Yan snorted twice, expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Indeed... I need it. What can I get?" Lin Dong smiled. I am waiting for you?

"Okay... How about I give Diba to you to take care of for two days? "Wang Yan smiled proudly.

Lin Dong immediately heard a rebuttal from Diba, cursing, "You are such a tiger woman, who dares to marry you?"

"No..." Lin Dong refused.

"I can agree to one condition, but you must get my consent, otherwise you can't force it? "Wang Yan smiled and looked out the window, wondering if this guy would agree?

"Okay..." Lin Dong smiled. Anyway, there is a joke in the countryside that wives are cheated, and after she is cheated, she will take advantage of you in the future, and tie you up, and when someone has a child, you can never leave...

What licking dog does not exist...

"Okay..." Wang Yan was also very proud, anyway, she felt that she had made a profit...

This is probably the way women think...

"Okay... About two days later, bring your equipment to me in the morning, and we will set off..." Lin Dong gave an order and hung up the phone.

He just lay on the bed, with empty eyes, wondering what he was thinking?

Maybe it was Tana, the Queen of Loulan!

.....

Daxia Entertainment...

After the call ended...

"How is it? Does this guy have any ideas? Can he really find a genuine inspiration?" Yang Mi was very concerned. It was a different subject matter, and the review was very sensitive, so it was better to be careful.

"Don't worry... He said that he would find him early in two days to set off. "Wang Yan said proudly.

"Sister Yan...you are so heartless. Why did you throw him to Lin Dong? He is in a doghouse. I don't want him..." Diba snorted. He was destined to be a nanny in the past.

"Don't give it to me." Jiang Ruyan stood up, looking very excited.

"No..."

The women immediately denied it. They must not mess around with someone who has learned from the past. Once Xiao Linzi can't control himself, someone will die..

"Hmph...you can do whatever you want!" Jiang Ruyan stamped her feet. They are really a group of women who say one thing and do another.

"Okay...everyone get ready. We will set off together the day after tomorrow to see what Xiao Linzi is going to do? "Wang Yan was full of curiosity, and really wanted to find out what Lin Dong was selling?

......

Recently, the whole world has been half quiet....

Everyone is watching Lin Dong's side business, and naturally they are not jealous of him, but more looking forward to a new side business...

One morning the day after tomorrow, Lin Dong looked at the drizzle outside the window, reluctantly got up and ate for a morning, and then changed the title of the live broadcast room.

(Hello everyone, in fact, I am also a director. I will shoot a horror scene today. Please wait for it. I guarantee that you will be amazed.)

After the title was changed, Lin Dong came to the live broadcast...

"Ding Dong... Your handsome and powerful Lin Dong anchor is online..."

The millions of local chickens who followed Lin Dong flocked to him. After seeing the title, they were stunned...

"Who knows about family members! Is this director also a side job? It's outrageous, chilling, and unbelievable..."

"You know nothing. Many movies have director and big name written on them, but they are just names...".

"This wave of show, but why shoot horror scenes? Isn't this funny, Master Lin? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become spirits, ghost movies are all illusions, and such a world is peaceful..."

"Haha... What if it's not filming? Master Lin personally caught ghosts, how can this be considered filming a movie? It's obviously just uploading realistically..."

"Fuck... That makes sense..."

"I'm just curious, did Master Lin go to Lanruo Temple to catch ghosts himself, or did he go to the tomb to dig up zongzi? It's really exciting..."

"Haha..."