Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

After a day of bathing and fasting...

Lin Dong found a canyon and looked up. It was full of clouds and mist, and purple air was coming from the east. It was a natural scene, very beautiful, and had the beauty of a paradise.

The chickens in the live broadcast room swarmed in at once, exceeding 80 million, enough to stop production in a provincial capital, and everyone started watching the live broadcast room.

They were all very excited, their eyes were shining, because this alchemy that shocked the world was about to reappear in the world.

"Family...has it not started yet? I'm nervous watching it. I've already had three breakfasts and can't hold my urine..."

"Brother...exercise in the morning hurts your body, be nice to your vagina..."

"Fuck...is it so exciting? No wonder I heard recently that a beautiful teacher fell in love with a student. Seeking is refreshing. Life is really fun. It's an exciting show..."

"Awesome...you are really too bold. This is the live broadcast room of Master Lin. Don't do anything?"

"Look at Master Lin's style. I don't know if he will come up with some golden elixir. I'm really looking forward to it..."

Millions of local chickens are eager to watch. The big show is about to start. Everyone is watching. The number of people is still rising rapidly, shocking the live broadcast room.

The server was almost blown up...

This kind of situation has never happened in the entire live broadcast industry. It can be applied for a world record.

Lin Dong looked at the time and said, "It's almost time. Everyone, just watch. The way of alchemy is profound and beyond your imagination..."

After that, he lit a stick of incense, took out a cauldron, started burning the flame on the spot, put in some firewood, including some gunpowder...

Thunderbolt, thunderbolt...

The cauldron was burning all of a sudden...

Millions of chickens stared with wide eyes...

"This is stalactite..."

"This alum stone..."

"This is Zeng Qing..."

"This is diamond..."

"And Tianshan snow lotus..."

"Hundred-year-old ginseng..."

Lin Dong threw each item into the cauldron. Under the burning of the fire, it kept exploding. Under normal circumstances, it would have been smoked out long ago...

For some reason, a cloud of mist gradually rose inside the cauldron, and a rainbow shone from the horizon, enhancing the mystery.

Millions of chickens stared at it with their eyes wide open...

What kind of alchemy is this?

Lin Dong looked at the alchemy cauldron, burned incense and prayed again. Under a puff of green smoke, the alchemy cauldron hummed loudly and continuously, as if some gas was rising into the sky.

A perfect pressure cooker...

After about half a day...

The magical alchemy cauldron stopped humming...

Lin Dong counted with his fingers and found that it was still a little short of the right temperature. He raised one hand and used the Fire Cloud Palm, the Blazing Flame Palm, and the Nine Yang Divine Art.

Buzz...

With a burst of noise, the alchemy cauldron spewed out different gases, and the fragrance made Lin Dong feel comfortable all over his body, as if he had tasted a peerless fairy treasure.

Another hour later...

Lin Dong finally stopped and watched the alchemy furnace calm down. This time, the alchemy was very smooth, but I don't know how effective it is?

This is the wonder of the alchemy furnace. It can help condense the pill, just like an electric rice cooker. Just plug it in and put in rice water, and everything will come naturally.

"Family..."

"This is considered a successful alchemy. I believe everyone is very curious. Is the ancient alchemy technique very powerful? Don't say it... I want to show off..."

After Lin Dong opened the lid, a burst of fragrance filled his nose, and he felt very comfortable, as if he had found a sense of transcendence in the misty Shinto.

Inside the alchemy furnace, he saw three pills at a glance, all green, and the fragrance emitted made people feel intoxicated.

Lin Dong's throat rolled. It was really a good thing, but I don't know how it tastes?

Millions of chickens in the live broadcast room were stunned...

"Did you succeed in refining the elixir? You look awesome..."

"Awesome? Is it easier than making mobile phones, airplanes, and nuclear bombs? These feudal superstitions, the anchor is just stupid..."

"Is it stupid? You said Master Lin is not good? Don't you understand science? You come and design a new lithography machine. He has the title of academician. It's really a clown barking..."

"Fuck... I almost forgot that Master Lin is a real dog tycoon. Whether it is metaphysics or science, he has nothing left behind..."

"Haha... You know nothing about this all-round master. He can't even hold down Newton's coffin... He is the last person to study the gods.I learned..."

"Haha... Is the end of science really metaphysics? I was suffocated for a while, life is awesome..."

"What are you discussing? Master Lin succeeded in refining the elixir, shouldn't he try one to see if it's true?"

"That's right... Experiment is the truth..."

"Take one to see if it's really a sensational, messed up thing, deceiving the public..."

The discussion of millions of chickens, about whether the elixir can be made and whether it is poisonous, one by one, they all talked a lot, and didn't dare to believe it.

After all, this thing is really not a good thing...

"Everyone... I am a professor in the Magic City, don't believe in any gods and ghosts, especially some crooked theories, once you are fooled, you are gambling with your life and property..."

"Compared with us, the Chinese medicine some time ago is just a bunch of garbage, what can't be cured, what are they bragging about all day long? "

In the comment area, a guy with a title appeared. I clicked in to take a look and was immediately surprised. It was indeed a famous hospital in the Magic City.

The comment area became even more lively...

The so-called elixir, the so-called miraculous medicine, is just a cover, a bizarre story.

Lin Dong sneered at this, took a look at the live broadcast room, sat cross-legged, and swallowed a pill in person under the sunshine.

"This is the Dragon and Tiger Nourishing Yuan Pill, which contains the power of dragons and tigers. It roars like the sky, travels thousands of miles, and has the saying of ghosts and gods..."

" According to legend, after taking this pill, the gods will watch over you, and the dragon and tiger will follow you. You will gather three flowers and gather them at the top of your head, and you will truly enter the stage of refining qi into essence, refining essence into spirit, and refining spirit into the Tao..."

Lin Dong took a sip, and a different kind of spiritual energy burst out from his limbs and bones, which was very subtle.

Some pills are not meant to be eaten, but require the right time and place, the essence of the sun and the moon, to open the mysterious door, turn into a magical elixir, and enter the lungs from the top of the head.

Chinese medicine says that all meridians lead to the lungs, and the lungs are gold, with endless life.

A golden pill fills my stomach, and from then on my life is determined by me.