Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Li Shishi, the bride dressed in red, was buried from ancient times to modern times. Looking at a group of descendants separated by a thousand years, they were also chattering about it...

"We were like that back then, but there was a guy named Su Dongpo who cooked delicious food all day long. I ate it secretly once..."

Li Shishi looked unhappy. After all, this guy had been demoted and ate wherever he went. I have to say that his cooking skills were really good.

The Song Dynasty was a dynasty where the emperor and the literati shared the world. It was a rich era that was almost the weakest among all the dynasties.

"Anything else?"

Diba held his cheek and said excitedly.

"I rarely... After all, I was sick at that time and rarely went out..." Li Shishi said helplessly.

The girls immediately teased about clothing, travel, culture, and various other topics. I'm afraid it would be difficult to end in one day.

Later, Gongsun Yue, Wang Linglong and other girls joined in, as well as Xiaobai and others, and the topic almost never stopped.

Lin Dong was speechless and was almost kicked out of the villa area. They said it was a topic for girls. Why would a stinky man listen to it?

Fortunately, the little milk ball Lin Qiuxuan cried and stopped Lin Dong from staying in the house, taking care of the baby and watching the fun....

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating a new sideline - becoming a Taoist priest, fighting a magic battle with others, and rewarding the Heavenly Master Order."

System prompt.

"Fuck... Is the dog system so active today?" Lin Dong was extremely excited.

For a fight, Lin Dong's first choice is Fatty. After all, this guy is a descendant of Longhu Mountain, a congenital Taoist body, a fat guy...

Just a little weak, vulnerable...

However, Lin Dong looked at Li Shishi. This bride in wedding dress is the masterpiece of Yinshan Sect. She must have some means, and she may even find someone...

This time it must be a fight...

Lin Dong called Fatty without saying anything. This guy had nothing to do all day. When he heard the phone ring, he jumped up on the bed and almost broke the bed board.

"Boss... what's the matter?" Fatty was very excited. Is he going to go out for a live broadcast?

He registered a phonetic symbol today and posted a short video, which attracted the attention of 200,000 people. Although he is not as good as a big star, at least he is a genuine Taoist priest...

He is also Lin Dong's follower...

This time his popularity is barely acceptable...

"This time we destroyed the masterpiece of Yinshan Sect, and they will definitely come to us. This time we will see what they can do..." Lin Dong said bluntly.

This Yinshan Sect is a very mysterious sect, belonging to the evil sect, and naturally has many shady means. I just don't know what means this successor has?

"Please tell me, I will complete the task..." The fat man said happily.

"Okay... Help me find some things recently and build a magic platform. Then I will have a battle with the other party." Lin Dong asked the fat man to prepare.

"I will complete the task." The fat man went to act happily.

Lin Dong ignored him and took care of the children well, listening to the chattering of the girls, talking about the gap between ancient and modern times. Sure enough, a lot of them were history fans.

Starting that night...

Lin Dong was in the villa area, opening the live broadcast room and waiting for the other party to arrive.

Millions of chickens saw the live broadcast and jumped out excitedly.

"Family... What is Master Lin doing? Sitting on the wall to watch the stars?"

"There are no stars today. It's still cloudy recently. After all, spring has just arrived and it's not the Waking of Insects yet. The weather is basically like this..."

"Does Master Lin have something on his mind?"

"Who knows? Men have uncles for a few days..."

"Hey... Do you see someone not far away? He looks sneaky..."

"It seems to be a Taoist priest. Could it be that fat guy?"

"No... It's an old man..."

In the live broadcast room, it attracted the attention of millions of chickens. In a corner, an old man approached sneakily and jumped in.

The other party was very agile, and looked around carefully, and finally landed in front of a big villa, and saw Li Shishi in a new wedding dress...

"It's really here..." The old Taoist snorted coldly, and was about to enter the villa of the women.

"This Taoist friend... Breaking into a house at night, especially a place with a group of women, isn't it a bit too much..." Lin Dong reminded him, which immediately surprised the other party, and finally saw Lin Dong not far away.

It was silent, and he knew at once that this young man must have destroyed his layout, which was tooYounger...

"What's wrong? Do you still want to go in?" Lin Dong smiled lightly and stepped in front of him.

"You..." The old Taoist priest was surprised and immediately sneered, saying: "You are still a martial arts master..."

Lin Dong nodded, landed in front of him, and said calmly: "You are a disciple of Yinshan Sect, I won't waste words... How about a fight? If you lose, you can let the other party deal with you..."

The old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment. Is this guy stupid?

Most people would not choose to fight. After all, this guy is just a rookie. He dared to challenge the old senior. Isn't he afraid of self-destruction?

Once the fight starts, if you are not careful, you may be disabled by the other party, or even take his life. This is the cruelty of fighting.

"What's wrong? Don't you dare?" Lin Dong asked again.

"Okay... I promise you." The old Taoist priest said very straightforwardly.

"Okay... Tomorrow night, on Niutou Mountain, life or death." Lin Dong declared without hesitation.

"You will regret it." The old Taoist priest sneered.

Yinshan Sect has never done anything fancy, and mainly raises ghosts, just to complete the task more efficiently, but unfortunately the means are a bit unclear...

Lin Dong smiled but said nothing...

Millions of chickens were blown up...

This is a vigorous battle, destined to be exciting.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... What kind of battle is this? When will Master Lin's magic be divine?"

"Family... I feel that this wave is too big. It is said that one of our masters fought in Southeast Asia, which caused a huge butterfly effect on the other side of the ocean, covering tens of thousands of people with a tornado..."

"The person above... Can you be smarter? Why don't you say that a battle caused a magnitude 20 earthquake in an island country..."

"Haha... This is possible..."

"What kind of battle is this?" "What about the fight between the two? I'm looking forward to it..."

"Anyway, it will definitely be dazzling and show off their skills. I wonder if it will cause the earth to collapse?"

"Brother, don't make a fuss... Even if Master Lin cultivates immortality... he may not be able to move mountains and fill the sea, or change the stars..."

"This fight will definitely attract the attention of countless people. The world is becoming more and more incomprehensible..."

"I'm confused..."

Millions of local chickens were confused. It wasn't long since they caught ghosts, and another fight started. When did there become so many monsters and ghosts?

While they were talking about it, Lin Dong returned to the villa area. All the women were worried and nervous. This was a descendant of the Yinshan School.

This kind of people are unpredictable. Once they start fighting, they are really fierce.

"Little Lin... you are really messing around." Wang Yan was very worried and a little complaining. She was a real little wife.

"What are you afraid of? Don't worry, it's just a fight, it's harmless." Lin Dong waved his hand. If he couldn't beat him, he would just kill him with a flying sword.

"Master... this guy is very dangerous, he must have the ghost king..." Xiao Bai said worriedly.

"Yes... his lineage has sealed me for a hundred years, it's really hateful, otherwise I would have transcended death and transformed again." The bride Li Shishi snorted.

"It's okay... I still have the little fat man." Lin Dong waved his hand, full of confidence, so that everyone is not so worried.

........

On the Internet.....

For this fight-like fight, it has long been popular on the Internet, especially the battle between the two, which is no less than the decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City, and it has caused a sensation across the country.

Once again on the hot search...

There is really a hot search reserved by Lin Dong every day.

(The fight on Niutou Mountain, is this a comedy to attract attention or a great war?)

(The first fight in the new era will affect the national situation...)

(It is said that this time it is the descendants of Yinshan Sect, who have always played the role of an evil organization in the long river of history. Is it true?)

(Shocked... Master Lin will beat up the old man on Niutou Mountain tomorrow night...)

Gradually, the hot searches have occupied major websites...

If you don't know Lin Dong's ability, you will doubt what means this guy used to become a hot search psoriasis. I don't know how to get rid of it. It's really scary.

"Big guys... Will Master Lin's fight this time affect my 3,000 yuan a month?"

"I guarantee it will. Many people have practiced the Sunflower Manual before, and the hospital has lined up to castrate themselves..."

"Family members... Please be reliable. Will the spiritual energy be revived in the future? Why do I feel that the spiritual energy revival is a scam?"

"Don't doubt it... Master Lin didn't sayWhat spiritual energy is reviving, but there are more and more ghosts..."

"No... If this goes on, I can't help but buy a complete book of cultivation..."

"Hey... I hope this fight won't affect my lying down. I've been on a blind date recently, and they dislike me for not being a warrior..."

The comments section was full of people talking and it was very lively. After all, the masters are online, and ordinary people are just moving bricks in reality, which is too difficult...

The day passed quickly..

The fat man brought a lot of belongings to the top of Niutou Mountain, and ordered a spicy hot pot and a bottle of happy fat house water.

"Hey, boss... Everything is ready, just waiting for you to drink..." The fat man made a phone call.