Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

About two days later.....

It had already started to ferment on the Internet...

Major websites published it, even that strange voice...

(#Shocked... A certain crematorium encountered a supernatural event. Didn't it stop demons and ghosts after the founding of the People's Republic of China?)

(#A certain anchor was doing a side job in the crematorium. He took out a talisman paper to suppress a female corpse, and encountered a corpse transformation. It's terrifying to think about it. I hope the official will announce it immediately...)

(#Are there ghosts in the world?)

(#Have you noticed that I haven't seen anchor Lin Dong for two days. It is said that he has shaved his head and become a monk. He saw unclean things...)

Everyone was so shocked by the shocking news...

Because there is no truth, the more curious people are, the more outrageous the rumors are...

The Internet started to quarrel....

They all agreed that the official was deliberately hiding some unknown secrets.

On the third day, a message was published on the official website, shocking everyone.

"After three days of investigation by the police, hundreds of police officers were dispatched overnight, and with the assistance of anchor Lin Dong, the missing body was found in a valley a hundred miles away on the second night..."

The publication of this document disclosed the details of the incident, but it finally revealed the truth, which made many people feel relieved.

It also made many people's scalps numb and shudder, because the corpse appeared in a valley hundreds of miles away, which was simply a sudden change....

The Internet was even more boiling...

"Fuck... After waiting for three days, it turned out to be such a thing. Where is the credibility and where is the Arctic catfish?"

"Everyone, stop making trouble... Believe in science and believe in the official. This is the most perfect way to deal with it. How could there be ghosts in the world?"

"Yes... A group of guys are spreading rumors to confuse the public. They are really not good people. They must be severely punished..."

"Everyone... Now I just want to know where Master Lin is. Is he really sent in for slices? It has been off the air for three days..."

"The power of Master Lin that day was As we all know, he must have entered the country's mysterious department. You wait and see!"

"Haha... I believe that Master Lin has become a monk..."

"I agree... He must be scared to death. He has to become a monk and swear that he will not become a Buddha until hell is empty. This is how the world is..."

"Tsk tsk... Master Lin is a hermit who uses talisman paper..."

A group of guys are guessing where Lin Dong has gone...

Since the live broadcast that night, he has evaporated from the world. It's really creepy...

Daxia Entertainment...

A person stood at the window, wearing a professional suit, long hair like a waterfall, a pair of exquisite earrings, matching the black and white professional suit, and a pair of long legs like snow and ice.

She stood gracefully in the sun, holding a glass of fine wine and coffee in her hand, revealing a bitter smile.

"It's been three days... How come Lin Dong disappeared? I can't get through on the phone. I'm so pissed off..."

An impatient voice rang out from the side. It was Diba.

"Why are you so anxious? This guy must be fine..." Wang Yan glared at her. Although she was also anxious, she didn't show it. She could only wait quietly at the window.

Da Da...

At this time, a sound of footsteps was heard. It was Yang Mi who came.

"How is it?" Wang Yan asked with concern.

"It's fine... This guy has been cooperating with the police in the investigation for several days. He just went home to sleep today. He is such a jerk. We are worried about him..."

Yang Mi also had a headache.

This guy is so restless that he didn't even answer the phone. Fortunately, it's not like the rumors outside, such as becoming a monk, being taken to be sliced, or being put in the police station...

"So it's this thing... By the way... What's going on with this? I don't dare to sleep alone now..." Diba's eyes were a little bloodshot, it was too painful...

Yang Mi shook her head and said, "I don't know... Lin Dong can't explain it either. Anyway, after a large-scale search and various roadside surveillance, no problems were found. Only in the valley a hundred miles away, the missing body was found..."

"What's the matter with the strange sound in the live broadcast room?" Wang Yan was also very curious, after all, it was too mysterious...

"After listening to the expert's analysis, it was determined that it was Lin Dong's snoring..." Yang Mi was speechless.

Puff....

Both women laughed on the spot...

Is this okay?

They wantI have imagined the result thousands of times, but I never expected that there would be such a thing. What about your major?

"Okay... We must be prepared for everything Lin Dong does in the future. He is such a bastard. He made us sleep poorly for several days..." Wang Yan gritted her teeth and said.

"Sister Yan... Let's go to bed together..." Diba laughed and finally got some sleep.

"Let's go..." Wang Yan was naturally happy.

Yang Mi was speechless on the spot. She had been busy for two days, looking for news everywhere, and she couldn't sleep well. How could she become a lonely old woman?

........

After Lin Dong slept...

The next morning...

Finally woke up slowly, feeling refreshed all over, and ordered a takeaway. I have to say that the meals nowadays are all pre-prepared dishes...

Suddenly I found that after being busy for a few days, I seemed to have nothing to do...

What about the side job that will shock the world and make ghosts cry?

Lin Dong looked at the window. Some old men were exercising, and some aunts were dancing in the square. Fortunately, he stayed away from them, otherwise he would have a hard time....

"Ding Dong... Congratulations to the host for activating a new sideline, the old lady's dance partner in the park, and the reward is a refined version of Tai Chi, which can be used for fighting..."

System prompt.

"Dog system... I want to kill you..."

Lin Dong wanted to cry but had no tears. What the hell is this?

It seemed like there was a mouthful of depression stuck in his throat. How could he activate this weird sideline after just one look, and it was the old lady's dance partner? Was he really going to trick them and have an arranged marriage?

Some time ago, some old virgins went to the park to dance, and became proficient with a group of old ladies. As a result, they introduced their daughters in a grand manner....

(Today's new task is to become the dance partner of the old ladies who dance in the park square. Let's see who can send me in?)

Lin Dong modified the label and opened the live broadcast....

"Fuck... The anchor is resurrected? Didn't he encounter a ghost?"

"Damn it, I haven't slept well in the past few days. I always dream that the anchor was torn into pieces by five horses and put into a frying pan. It is unforgivable. I really offended a powerful ghost... ..”

“What are you talking about? If the anchor was dragged away by a ghost, can he still broadcast live? He must have joined a mysterious organization in a certain country....”

“Stop it, everyone... Master Lin, won’t you explain? My girlfriend can’t sleep recently, it’s all your fault....”

“Tsk tsk... It’s a wonderful world, send your girlfriend here, I’ll comfort her....”

“Stop arguing... Let’s see how the anchor explains...”

A group of guys were chattering, wanting to know what happened that day.

"Stop talking nonsense... I assisted the police in the investigation that day, just like the official announcement, there is no big problem, you must believe in the country, believe in science, and believe in my character..."

"Only if you believe firmly, can I go further, make the country prosperous, and become invincible in the world, don't do anything ghost..."

"By the way... Today, snacks worth 79 yuan are on the shelves. Everyone support domestic products. If you don't have money to buy them, don't talk nonsense. Ask yourself what's wrong, it must be because you don't work hard..."

Lin Dong talked freely, touched his nose, and looked guilty, but I couldn't admit it. Everyone knows that it's a blank shot...

The whole screen exploded suddenly...