Every time I’m caught fighting pornography: Do you call this a side job?

Day 2....

It's a big deal on the Internet....

A group of people started to discuss crookedly, but fortunately, the serious official media did not dare to report it indiscriminately, what kind of bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods were being promoted...

The criminal police department soon came out to clarify....

(#鉴于昨晚一场直播案件, our department made a grand apology, and solemnly admonished, everyone must believe in science, how can a red line fish for corpses?

(Because of the turbulent water, the red line was used to pull, so that the corpse was not much damaged, because Comrade Wang Linglong's operation misled everyone, and the organization has already warned once...)

(It's best to solemnly warn everyone, don't use false rumors, science is development, science is the way of the future, defeat all ghosts, snakes and gods, don't let history go backwards..... From

an official release.

For a while, netizens were happy.....

"Haha.... See what? The official is really full of desire to survive, which is ridiculous, Lin Dashen's pit daughter-in-law really has a hand....."

"I don't know if Lin Dashen has been released?" Didn't the captain of the police flower come to save his husband? "

Save a hammer, that is the arrest of the old father-in-law, Captain Wang loves and hates Lin Dashen, they are the real pair, and the police flower is an accident..."

A criminal police captain actually fished for corpses, and it became

.....""Don't talk upstairs, wait for the police uncle to go to your house to deliver mineral water...."

This group of people is afraid that the world will not be chaotic....

As soon as they blew their mouths, the whole network began to mouth cannon....

Lin Dong got up early, and after watching this news, he wanted to cry without tears, so he began to post a video dynamic.

"Who understands the family! Hammered in the morning .... Newton laid down the rules of the world, Einstein expounded the black holes of the universe, and our country has landed on the moon

....""What do you still believe in, ghosts, snakes, and gods, the nine-year compulsory education promoted by the state is really in vain.... I can't teach you stupid people at all.

...""Everyone has to believe in science, believe in the simple truth of the world, now life is difficult, let me almost become a beggar, wait for that wrist to go out, I hope you will reward a few dollars..."

All at once the comments blew up....

all suspect that Lin Dong is Wang Linglong's relief....

also asked Captain Wang Qiankun if he forced him....

There are also some guys who wonder if Lin Dong is the real Yellow River corpse fisher...

Lin Dong didn't bother to explain, he glanced at the weather, it was very good, it was a little hot recently, I don't know if there was a typhoon...

"It's the weather, it's better to lie down in the dormitory and enjoy life, it's really a comfortable life, as for the gala, if there is no phone, it must be cold...."

Lin Dong touched his nose, and was about to sleep for a while, when the system voice suddenly sounded in his head.

"Ding-dong.... Congratulations on activating a new identity, experiencing the life of a beggar, begging for more than a thousand yuan, and the props are in the system space...."

System prompt.

"I'm Tema's, the dog system.... You actually came to really...."

Lin Dong couldn't cry or laugh, he originally planned to make a joke, but it turned out that he was really a beggar side hustle, and he had to beg for a thousand yuan, it was really a dog system.

Lin Dong was lying on the bed with his eyes blank, it was really a nonsense system, it was unpleasant, and he had to do it...

In the afternoon...

After Lin Dong ate and drank enough, he put on a very tattered body, holding a big snakeskin bag and a bowl in his hand, and started today's live broadcast.

The title is naturally fixed.....

(Start a new side hustle, experience the life of a beggar, don't get a thousand yuan, never go down, ask your family to do well....)

Under a big label, Lin Dong wanted to cry without tears, he was originally begging on the Internet, but now he is begging in person, and he is dressed in tatters, which is really spicy eyes....

Millions of local chickens have been waiting for Lin Dong's live broadcast....

After seeing the tattered scene, I was completely stunned....

"Damn.... Is the end of the world? Is this still a handsome and chic, jade tree in the wind, flowers blooming, and everyone loves him? How did you go bankrupt all of a sudden? "

Haha..... Before, the anchor said that he was going to beg, and he really didn't tell a lie, this is what he said...."

"The anchor is very bullish Russ.... Can you really get a thousand dollars? To be clear, online begging is the most convenient now, and it is not possible to have a bowl on the side of the road, and you also need a QR code...."

"Tsk.... Is there still cash left? Family.... My child can't even get 10,000 yuan to go to school, and you still want to get cash....."

"Haha..... If it weren't for the explanation, I would have thought that Lin Dashen was squeezed last night...."

"Who understands! A contracted anchor, an artist of Daxia Entertainment, who doesn't do his job all day long, another garbage beggar...."

"I'm the leader of the beggar gang.... If the anchor begs for a thousand yuan, I will teach him to beat the dog stick, such as the palm of the gods..."

"Isn't it the eighteen palms of the dragon?"

"Upstairs.... You've watched a lot of TV series...."A

rabble knows nothing to say....

Lin Dong didn't bother to explain, he walked along the highway all the way, according to the one hundred and eight rules for beggars, thieves also have a way, and they must come to the rich area...

But the rich areas are very stingy....

The most important point is, can you really beg for money without a QR code?

Lin Dong walked for about half an hour...

Autumn is still hot, holding a snakeskin bag, ragged hair and messy hair, I wanted to buy a bottle of water but was rejected by the boss....

"Fuck off... You stinky beggar, you touch my things, can you afford it? "

The shopkeeper is very disgusted, if there is a dog, he will definitely take it out to drive Lin Dong, after all, beggars are dirty and easy to be disliked.

Millions of native chickens laughed and smoked....

It's the first time I've seen an anchor so deflated....

"Watermelon.... There are

watermelons for sale...."There was a tricycle driving in the distance, and a large cart of watermelons stopped in front of him, which made the shop owner stunned, and immediately stepped forward to ask about the price.

"How much is this watermelon?"

"Two bucks..."

"Damn... Is it so expensive? I bought it at the market yesterday, and it was only a dollar, did you grab money?

""Boss.... I'm a small business, and I don't make money..."

The two of them are bargaining, and they can't pay a dime for a dime, is this a businessman?

Lin shook his head, looked at a cart of watermelons and showed satisfaction, which kind of flower melon in the countryside is better than what black beauty, and said with satisfaction: "Boss.... How do you sell this cart of watermelons? "

Ah...."The watermelon boss was stunned for a moment, and immediately answered: "Not much... It's only about 500 pounds, do you want it? "

I definitely want it, I'm not short of money, estimate all the cars for this car, how much will it cost..."

"So..... How about five thousand? I've only bought this car for half a year, and I spent almost 5,000 yuan at the beginning..."The watermelon boss said with a pleasant face.

"Good.... I'll sweep you..."Lin Dong took out the extraordinary master of a certain way to settle the bill.

The shopkeeper looked at everything and his face turned green...