Everyday Life With Jin-Su

As I walk in through the automatic doors, I'm literally swept off my feet by 2 guys. The one on my right has long, swaying, black hair with a tight knot near the end and casual-looking clothes that are worn for interviews, lectures or...for going out, I guess. On the other hand, the guy on my left has slightly spiky brown hair, mean squinty eyes and rough-looking clothes that look like they haven't been washed in weeks - literally!

They carry me over to a meeting room, by my account, but really it's an auditorium of some sort, used for lecturing university-level students and the like. The two guys pour me on a wooden chair and walk out of the room.

"Gomenasai Jin-Su." A voice speaks.

I look around and see a man sho's smiling and holding out his hand towards me.

"Um...Gomene. I don't know a lot of Japanese." I say, nervously.

The man stops smiling abruptly and looks at me with an emotionless expression. Then he pounces on me to give me, what feels like, a hug and go back to his natural position.

"Of course Jin-Su. I should have been more normal about how I addressed myself. Anyway, I'm Zhi Xiao Rhen. A bit of a handful if I do say so myself but you can just call me Ren...which is actually a girl's name in Japan but you should try watching Free! Iwatobi Swim Club..." The man turns to speak in a full British accent.

"Uh..." I'm left speechless.

Who in the world is this guy? Why are people who I don't know like this?

"Can I ask you a question?" I interrupt his further conversation with, sadly, myself.

"Hai." The guy, Ren, says.

"Am I supposed to be here?"

"No." He stares at me with his worst evil-looking eyes.

I gulp. What have I got myself into?