Everyone Knows I am a Good Man

Ji Changze didn't take a closer look just now, and only now came back to observe the cave, and found that the environment here is really hard to describe.

Generally speaking, the cave is very good. Although it is a cave, the height is quite high, the width is quite wide, there is no water, and it is dry and cool.

But now it is full of all kinds of things.

For example, a variety of barreled noodles, spicy noodles, dry noodles, and milk tea. Although they are wearing robes, they have mobile phones in their pockets and computers next to them.

Surely he is a modern cultivator, quite advancing with the times.

And on the computer screen, group messages are flashing quickly.

Monkey King: [Which fellow Taoist is crossing the catastrophe? The thunder shining on the side of Xicheng was very scary. 】

I am the omnipotent little watermelon spirit from heaven and earth: [Isn’t it Big Brother Niu, he seems to be about to cross the catastrophe @牛老大. 】

Boss Niu: [It's not me, my wife beat me up, and the realm fell back again. 】

The frog wants to eat swan meat: [It's me, I successfully overcome the catastrophe, come and send you a red envelope to celebrate. 】

The red envelope came out, and a group of people opened it and wailed again.

【penny! Meanie! 】

[It's just a hairy in total, don't call it a frog, just call it Tie Gong. 】

Frogs want to eat swan meat; [It’s good to have a hair. You think it’s easy for us frogs to make money. Every day we catch mosquitoes with our tongues, and we can catch a thousand to get a dollar. Life is difficult. 】

Ji Changze knows that these people are pure jokes by looking at their chat records.

The group name is [Hua Guo Non-Human Alliance], and the group announcement reads: Welcome all non-humans to join the group and make contributions to non-human groups.

At first glance, it was a funny group, and then he looked at his group name.

Xiu Zhe.

Simple and rough plus rough.

Ji Changze didn't understand why a real cultivator would join such a group that was purely funny.

He began to look at the memory.

No wonder the original owner would join, because he thought this group was real.

The original owner was an abandoned infant, and was picked up by the old cultivator, and found that he had good roots and spiritual roots, so he began to teach him to practice, and hoped that he could not ascend, so he let the original owner ascend.

Speaking of that old cultivator, he was just a temple blessing at first. Later he became a cultivator by mistake. He lived for more than five hundred years. He knew that he was a stranger to ordinary people, so he never dared to show up. Hiding in the deep mountains and old forests, and then China was established. Gradually, the deep mountains and old forests do not mean that human traces are rare. There are villages here, and the old cultivators feel that they are running out of time and no longer need to cover up. After living for many years, he generously built a gym under the mountain.

People in the village know that the old monk is a Taoist priest. He doesn’t usually go down the mountain. He only comes out when he buys rice. Although he does not have a medical license, he can see a doctor. Therefore, anyone in the village who has a headache and brain fever will come to him. Sometimes you give something as a reward, and sometimes you give money directly.

This cave was also discovered by the old cultivator, and cultivating here can get twice the result with half the effort.

Besides, the original owner, he was originally an abandoned baby and was picked up to become a monk. At the beginning, he was fine. When he grew up and saw the outside world, he was unwilling to continue squatting in the cave and dare not let anyone find himself. Existed.

If you want to live forever, you have to hide. If others can't live forever, that's because they don't have the ability. If they can live forever, that's better than others.

He did not recognize the old monk's mentality that he only wanted to concentrate on cultivation, but believed that he was born superior and should rule the entire world.

Yes, it is to rule the world.

Naturally, the original owner would not think that he could do nothing but practice, let alone something like a cannon shooting a bullet into his heart that would make him belch.

The cultivator would have been more powerful than ordinary people.

He is so confident.

When the old cultivator was there, he dared not fear that the master would crush him down, but when the old cultivator died, he immediately took the savings that the old cultivator had left him, and eagerly prepared his own plan.

I bought a mobile phone and played games happily for three months.

After I had enough of the game and knew some modern things, I bought a computer, registered a chat account, and started trying to find similar allies.

The original master has been learning from Taoism or exercises since he was a child, and he didn’t have much contact with the outside world. It’s not that the old cultivators didn’t want to teach him. It’s the old cultivator’s true mentality of people five hundred years ago, and the technology today. The products are not interested at all, and they don't think there is anything to teach them. Anyway, they just need to practice hard, and it's easy to get distracted by getting these foreign objects.

As a result, the original owner Kong has a heart that wants to be a big villain, but his brain and vision can't keep up.

He has also researched it out, his own cultivation level, it is really not good to dominate the world, let alone dominate the world, just talk about China, people can be held down before leaving the province.

Since it's not enough to fight alone, then find a companion.

So, when he was wandering around the forum one time, he saw this advertisement for recruiting group friends.

Advertisements are almost the same as group announcements.

Most people know this is for weirdness at a glance, but the original owner can't see it. They really think this is a non-human communication group, so they join in with enthusiasm.

He is still a little brainy, knowing that he just met enemies or friends and can't figure it out, so he dives and observes first, and after such observation, the original owner is heartbroken to discover that these fairy practitioners who are not ordinary humans like him are even a little motivated. nothing!

They have the ability to surpass ordinary people, and they actually don't want to stand in a high position and have a higher position to let people serve themselves, but also want to live a mediocre life like ordinary people, even! They are still looking for work! !

Like that frog, he actually exchanged mosquitoes for money.

The original owner couldn't believe that his future allies were such a group of gadgets.

But this group should already include all non-human beings in China. No matter how much he dislikes it, he still bears it. He patiently plans to get along with them and cultivate feelings, and then wait until the feelings are cultivated, and then pull them together. Proceed to dominate the world.

The original owner thinks very well. After integrating the world, he plans to open a harem of 30,000 people (Ji Changze: ... can the body support it), and then he will be crowned and ascended to the throne and return to the ancient imperial system , And because of longevity, he will do it for a long time.

After reading it, Ji Changze's expression looks like this: ==

Yes, the original owner is such a naive and ambitious second disease.

In fact, it’s quite normal at this age. However, he does have the ability to match. After that, the original owner began to implement his own plan. First, he won the group of friends. When the group of friends began to complain about the unsatisfactory cultivation, he removed himself from the old monk. Tell others about the learned method, and then wait for the other person to appreciate yourself with confidence.

If the group of friends are really non-human, maybe this trick will be done.

But he is not a group of friends, purely for fun.

For example, one of the high school students in the group is nicknamed Big Black Bear in the group, and his identity is Black Bear Spirit.

One day he said: I don’t know what’s going on, my body is falling out of hair, and my cultivation level is stagnant. What can I do?

The original owner saw that this is a good opportunity to take in the younger brother!

He immediately went to look for the book left by the old monk. After searching for most of the night, he finally found a way. He replied to the group of friends: You are over-nutrition. It should be because of excessive absorption of spiritual energy recently. First, stop practicing and shave your body Hair, when the hair starts to grow, just soak in the hot spring next time to practice.

At that time, more than two thousand group messages had been released.

The high school student needed to go to bed early and didn't see it at all. When he woke up the next day, he found that someone Aite didn't bother to turn up again, and continued to happily talk about it.

But from the perspective of the original owner?

After discovering the problem of the black bear spirit, he went through the search for ancient books in the middle of the night. It was extremely difficult to find such a way to help the black bear spirit solve the problem. As a result, the black bear spirit ignored him at all, and was still chatting with others in the group. .

The original owner was almost out of breath.

I kindly help you, that's how you treat me?

Or is it that you hold your own status as a fairy and look down on me as a human monk?

Yes, although I don't know why there are still six or seven goblins that the master said that had been extinct three thousand years ago, but the original master still remembers the words taught by the old monk.

Fairy cultivation is faster than humans, and once they become fairies, they live longer than humans. They don’t need to be like humans. They have to work hard to obtain longevity, and even their attack power is stronger than humans.

So after discovering that this group had only one human monk, the original owner was inferior.

The more inferior people are, the more sensitive they are. The more they think about it.

In addition, the information is not equal. One regards the water group as a way of relaxation, and the other regards the group as a non-human gathering point for the seriousness. Therefore, in the eyes of the original owner, this black bear spirit looks down upon himself.

He will reciprocate, endure, and continue to behave like a snake with him. After the other party told the city where he was, he lied that he was also in that city, and then agreed when the high school student laughed and said that we face the foundation.

After buying a ticket to the city where the high school student is located, he was killed in one blow.

High school students are also wronged.

He just wanted to find something fun to relax his mind when he was tired of studying, and he added such a bragging group, bragging about something every day to relax himself, who knew he would encounter such a neurosis as the original owner.

I thought it was a happy meeting with netizens, but also made time for my homework to the original owner.

As a result, they were beaten up before they introduced each other.

The original owner also hoped to convince the other party to accept him as a younger brother. After all, there were only a few goblins in China, and killed one and one less (he thinks), so there was no killer.

However, the original owner waited for a long time before the other party turned into a prototype and served himself softly. He simply took a photo and sent the photo of the other party’s bruised nose and face to the group. When the group was stunned, he said that this is just looking down on your own fate, don’t think of human The monk could not beat the fairies. He clearly remembered which city the people in the group were in. If they surrender, everyone will be a family in the future. If they are not convinced, it will be a big deal that he will come to convince them one by one.

At first, the group of friends were stunned. When they heard the original master say this as a monk, they suddenly thought that this was the net map they got from where they found it.

Everyone hahahaha for a while, after complimenting, they will play, next time when their face base will come out like this, they will continue to talk about each other.

The original owner who thought they would all be so scared to kneel and beg for mercy: "..."

The beaten nose was bruised and face was swollen and the group of friends thought it was a high school student who was joking: "..."

The original main brain circuit turned to "They still look down on me" again, and went home angrily, preparing to concentrate on practicing. After the cultivation base is high, these "jokes" have passed him, and he will not let go of them. Sooner or later, he will be there. He will find it all.

After that, he was cultivating. The high school student was finally rescued, and he also said that he was beaten up by a crazy netizen. The police found the original owner based on surveillance.

Although the original master has a high level of cultivation, he can't do anything. One dozen is fine, but one dozen is not enough.

He firmly believes that this is the black bear spirit who has taken refuge in ordinary humans. He actually wanted to use ordinary humans to catch him. He hated high school students even more. He was just caught in the police station. The sky has changed, and huge meteorites have fallen. Around the world, some exploded and disappeared in mid-air, while some fell to the center of the city with great impact.

When messing around, the world quietly changed.

The spiritual power brought about by the explosion of the meteorite has changed the earth, and the spiritual power has recovered. It is no longer as difficult as before. It was only ordinary animals that instinctively began to absorb spiritual power, becoming bigger and more wild. At that time, the whole world suffered heavy losses due to the meteorite falling into the city, and there was no energy and extra ability to pay attention to it. When something was wrong again, everything was too late.

Animals ran rampage in the city, sea creatures began to surface to attack fishing boats, and birds in the sky began to attack airplanes.

Taking advantage of this chaos and spiritual power to recover faster, the original owner succeeded in breaking out of prison, because now there is chaos everywhere, coupled with his monk ability, it really made him gather a group of people to become kings, and the government returned Without paying attention to him, he let the mutant animal open the scoop first.

It stands to reason that, except for the hapless high school student, the original owner didn't hurt the object.

Although the original owner had a grudge, he was in chaos afterwards, and he didn't have much time to hurt the family of high school students. It was necessary to make up, but there was no need to call Ji Changze.

Ji Changze looked at it carefully again, and he figured it out.

Every planet will have a big change in a given era, but the change does not mean that the civilization must be cleaned up. The general law of time will leave a ray of life for this era.

As long as the opportunity is grasped, the Great Change will not only wash away the entire civilization, but will also rise to a new height.

The original owner is a ray of life left by time.

His mission should have been to help mankind tide over the difficulties and let the great change go through safely.

However, he is really not this piece of material, full of thoughts to dominate the world, open the harem, and become the master of the whole earth.

If this is replaced by his master, maybe this will be the case.

But instead of him, it doesn't count as if he died himself, and it also made all mankind missed the last chance to save.

That's a big mistake.

So, Ji Changze, a professional back-to-back teacher, came.

Ji Changze was quite suspicious. This was because the system saw him not taking a vacation, and that was why he specially found such a relaxed and simple world for him.

This is no problem.

System: [Remind the host, the timeline is after the original host has finished playing. 】

Ji Changze: [No, it's easy because you have already hit someone. Didn't you get it? 】

The system didn't speak anymore.

Ji Changze began to feel the cultivation level of the original master.

Sure enough, the roots are good, so those three days of fishing and two days of drying the net, the cultivation base is actually quite high.

The original owner doesn't know how to fight, and there are no tricks to use.

But it doesn't matter, Ji Changze will fight!

He can memorize the moves and come out of the warehouse, which is definitely enough.

He closed his eyes and started cultivating, thinking that it would be better to pull a banner for himself this time, as he was thinking, messy but light footsteps came from down the mountain.

It seems that the police are here.

The police officers are indeed going up the mountain.

This time the case is quite simple. When the netizens met, the victim said that the other party was insane. Before they met, they beat him up and left. After checking the monitoring and chat records, they found Ji Changze directly.

The villagers in the mountain also said that a young Taoist priest lived here.

It was adopted by a former old Taoist priest. After the old Taoist passed away, he has lived on the mountain and never came down much. Some time ago, he did go out, and his appearance and clothing description can match the description of the victim.

Because the other party may have a violent tendency, this time they were dispatched by more than a dozen police officers, absolutely foolproof.

Seeing that he was about to walk to the mountain gym under the leadership of the villagers, far away, the door over there opened.

A young man in a robes, shoes on his feet, and a hair bun walked straight towards them, approached the police officer standing in front, and found that this man was actually quite good-looking, with a white face and handsome posture. Slender, and depending on his looks, he is only twenty years old at most.

Not only is it long, but their sight is also quite open. When they arrived, they came directly: "Are you here to catch me?"

The police officer who took the lead was delighted: "Do you know that we are here to catch you?"

"I am the only person on this mountain. You didn't come up to catch me, can you still catch birds?" Ji Changze looked at them calmly and asked, "What did I do? You are going to send so many people to catch me. ."

This is weird. It was a look that had long been expected for them to arrest people, but it turned out that I didn't know what was going on.

Several police officers standing in front looked at each other, and one of them took out the photo of the high school student who was shot by the original chief and placed it in front of Ji Changze; "Do you know this person?"

After speaking, they saw that the peace of the young Taoist priest in front of him suddenly changed. They stared at the photo in disbelief for a while, and then asked with a hatred of iron and steel, gritted teeth. They: "He gave me out?"

for?

What is this word?

Are they not the identity of the victim and the perpetrator?

The experienced police officer had already noticed that something was wrong. He didn't directly say that they were because Ji Changze hit the talent, but deliberately followed Ji Changze's words.

"You live in this deep mountain and old forest. Apart from him, where else can we know you."

When he asked this sentence, he actually thought from the bottom of his heart that maybe Ji Changze and the high school student were in partnership, and the two did something else together.

How else would Ji Changze ask like that.

After speaking, Ji Changze's expression became even more resentful as he expected, and his flawless white jade face was full of annoyance and hatred: "I knew, traitors, cowards, and cowards who can't follow the rules!!"

After speaking angrily, he asked the police officer again: "Where did you keep him? I can go with you, but I want to be locked up with him."

When the police officer saw Ji Changze's aura, he felt curiosity in his heart.

What the **** did the two of them do together, they can become so angry after being betrayed.

Could it be those sensitive cases that will be locked if you can't tell them?

He grabbed the colleague who wanted to talk, and continued to follow Ji Changze's words, calmly and calmly: "What are you going to do with him? Do you want to beat him again?"

The young Taoist priest in front of him was full of cold expression: "He broke the rules, I will kill him myself."

My mother.

This is still homicidal.

The threat level should be raised.

He was afraid that something would happen if he waited any longer, and motioned for someone to handcuff Ji Changze, and Ji Changze stood there quietly and let them handcuff the handcuffs.

I don't know why, his expression looks a little confused, the handcuffs are fixed, and he raises his eyes and asks the police officer standing in front of him: "You all know who I am and use this kind of thing to torture me?"

The police officer misunderstood his meaning very well.

Thinking he was saying, "There is someone behind me, and I have an identity, you dare to torture me", he immediately smiled: "No matter what your identity is, if you commit a crime, you will be handcuffed."

Ji Changze continued to look confused.

He went to the police station and sat there and asked him to confess the facts of his crime.

Ji Changze kept silent.

It's just one sentence: "Call the black bear spirit, otherwise I won't cooperate."

The police chaser knew that the black bear spirit was the victim’s group name. Ji Changze refused to cooperate, and his previous remarks also showed that he had done something shameful with the high school student. After they discussed it, they went to the high school. Raw.

After hearing what the police said, he was still sitting on the hospital bed, his face was swollen because a tooth was knocked out, and the high school student who could only pity the porridge: "..."

He is going crazy.

"What! I don't know him at all. We are just a pure group friendship. We rarely say a few words before. Then he said that he and I are in the same city, so I joked that we could meet each other. Who Knowing that he really agreed, and after that, it was what you saw. As soon as we met, he went crazy and beat me. You can't move my hand. I haven't touched my mobile phone, so I can only watch. TV."

His parents were also very angry and distressed.

"Our son is just a child who is still in school. He is too busy to do his homework and class every day. He has no time to spend the pocket money we gave him. What can he do? What he does is not in our parents and teachers. Under his nose, even if he was going out to see this netizen this time, he had to report to me before going."

The police saw that they were emotional, so they could only calm down and said, "Don’t worry, it’s just that Ji Changze insisted on seeing your son, so we came to ask, if it’s just an ordinary group of friends, how could he meet each other? Just hit someone?"

"You have to ask him about this. Anyway, I am really unfamiliar with him. If I had known that he was so crazy, I would never see him for anything."

After all, high school students don't know where the problem is.

Police Cha picked up his mobile phone, opened the group, and began to investigate Ji Changze and his chat records a little bit, but these records are just jokes for ordinary people, and they can't see anything at all. .

Until the group is opened.

Looking through Ji Changze's news, I found the photos and words he had taken that day when he finished beating people.

After reading those words, the police and inspectors: "..."

They found the picture and handed it to the high school student: "Look, is this taken by him on the day you were beaten?"

The high school student has never had a chance to touch his mobile phone. When he saw his embarrassed picture, his eyes almost stared: "This man actually took a picture of me at the time. He is still not a human being. He won't even take these pictures. Have the photos been posted everywhere?"

Police Cha again showed him what Ji Changze said in the group at the time.

High school student: "..."

"When did I look down on him? And what makes me look down on him as a human? Isn't I also a human? He really thinks I am some kind of bear spirit?!!!"

The policeman with the phone said seriously: "Maybe he really thinks you are."

High school student: "???"

Police Cha: "If he feels so sincere, it doesn’t look like a fake, and the group rules of your group don’t mean to pretend to be in front of normal humans. You can’t expose your identities and sell your group’s identities without authorization. Violators will kill you. Amnesty?"

"It was written in jokes. We are all human beings. We also pretend to be a joke. Everyone knows that this is jokes. This group rule was set up with the group owner when the group was just established."

"Yes, you know it's a joke, maybe Ji Changze takes him seriously. He was very calm after seeing us, but after knowing that we got his information from you, he became angry and kept saying that you were a traitor and betrayed him. , Is there such a possibility? He thinks everyone in the group is true, and he also thinks that you have pierced his identity as a monk to the police."

The police made a rational and well-founded analysis: "Ji Changze has lived in the gym since he was a child, and he has never gone to school. Perhaps his cognition is somewhat different from that of ordinary people, and there may be a mental problem. , So he hit you really because he thought you looked down on his human identity. When he was arrested by the police, he didn’t think he was arrested because he hit you. Instead, he felt that you betrayed him and told him about him. Monk status, and he still thinks that you were also caught in jail as a black bear spirit."

High school student: "..."

"Isn't it just the insanity in the TV series or something? Is he mentally ill?"

"We are still not sure about this. We only found out after checking with the doctor that he is arguing to see you now. The reason may be the same as just said. He thinks you have betrayed him."

High school students feel that their three views have been thoroughly washed out.

Is he injustice, isn't he just learning too tired and adding a group of people wanting to brag and relax?

Isn’t everyone just made up?

What to do? What to catch mosquitoes? There is also a man in the group called Lao Niu. He says that he is a vegetarian every day, and he still shows off some pictures of fried chicken and burgers.

How come the one named Ji Changze takes it seriously.

Moreover, he was so unlucky and stupid to meet with Ji Changze, and he was beaten up by others. Now he is fine. If the other party is really mentally ill, it seems that mentally ill beatings don’t need to be sentenced, and this guy doesn’t even have a relative , Living alone on the top of the mountain would definitely not even be able to compensate.

I figured it out, the high school student was quite corpse: "Why am I so unlucky."

His parents sighed and understood.

"Forget it, if it is really mentally ill, you can deal with it, and our family will not compensate."

"You! You! If you don't listen to me, let you study hard. If you don't finish your homework, you have to run out to see a netizen, and say you're a man, it's okay. Look, you're crazy!"

The high school students were so wronged and stopped talking.

The investigation of this incident has almost come to an end. Ji Changze is considered to be 80% mentally ill. As for the high school students who were beaten, they checked it up and down. It was indeed ordinary and could not be ordinary, and he had not committed any crimes. Things.

In this way, this matter can be handled easily.

It's just that Ji Changze still looks like that. No matter what he asks, he refuses to answer. After all, it is just one sentence: Let the black bear spirit come to see me.

When it was passed to the high school students, he felt a vengeance in his heart.

"I'm going to see him!"

Didn't Ji Changze firmly believe that he is a black bear spirit, and then he also betrayed himself?

And it sounds as if he is still very angry now.

He must retaliate back.

The high school student thought about it, and finally thought of a good way to get back.

He wanted to meet Ji Changze in person, and told the neurosis that he was betraying the other party deliberately, and not only that, he betrayed Ji Changze, and others did not know his identity as a black bear spirit.

Since Ji Changze firmly believes in this, he will vomit blood in anger hahahahahaha.

The arrangement of the meeting went smoothly.

The high school student had a blue nose and a swollen face. He limped and walked in with difficulty and sat down. When he saw Ji Changze sitting quietly in handcuffs and prison uniforms, his teeth tickled with hatred.

"Don't you want to see me? I'm here, you come to hit me, come on."

Ji Changze looked at him with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want me to beat you?"

The high school student triumphed: "Don't be teased, you are in handcuffs, how can you beat me."

Ji Changze: "Your cultivation level is so bad? There is nothing you can do with such a small handcuff?"

Hey, damn, this guy is really into the show, and he's still cultivated.

The high school student almost didn't laugh.

He smiled uncomfortably, and stretched out the only intact leg of his body with difficulty: "Come on, you have a cultivation base, you have a high cultivation base, but when the cultivation base is high, you use the handcuffs to hit me hahahaha...ha... …"

His mad and smug laughter gradually stiffened when he saw Ji Changze's hand gently push the handcuffs away.

Ji Changze took the broken handcuffs in his hands.

Expressionlessly in front of the high school students, he twisted the manganese steel handcuffs into twists.

"Black Bear Spirit, you are dead."

High school student: "..."

Mom! ! ! There are monsters! ! !