Everyone Knows I am a Good Man
Chapter 191: |My lord, the times have changed (5)
Ji Changze is having a meeting in the conference room.
The team members are all sitting, and he is standing on the stage with a serious expression: "In the recent period, the supernaturalists have exposed too frequently. We can't make up for one thing when something happens. We must start from the overall situation and make arrangements in advance. In order to prevent the task entrusted to us by the state from being destroyed."
"So, I propose that starting from tomorrow, find out the official publicity department on the Internet to show up, let them announce that there are patients who have fled in the name of the mental hospital. Don't say how many people have fled, so that it is convenient for us Serbs. Also, find a reliable one. The reason to explain why these mental patients have to do these strange things one by one."
As he was talking with Balabala, the next team member raised his hand.
Ji Changze: "Speak."
The team members stood up: "Boss, the Propaganda Department does not have an account of the mental hospital."
"If you don't have one, build one! Also, if someone tells you to stand up and talk, you won't be able to speak while sitting, right? Sit down for me!"
Ji Changze continued: "Recently, some of my colleagues' thinking is very problematic, and they spread rumors about me being stingy and revengeful."
"I'm not naming you anymore. Anyway, you are all talking nonsense. What a generous and no grudge I am, you will know it slowly, and the meeting will be over!"
He took the lead to leave with a sneer on his face.
Behind them, the players looked at each other.
"What does the boss mean?"
"How could he be so careful not to hold grudges."
"Also, what is meant by that we will learn more slowly in the future, isn't the boss planning to write it down first and then settle the account after the fall, right?"
Ji Changze didn't care about how these team members were muttering to himself. He directly sent a message to the official propaganda department. Early the next morning, many netizens who followed the matter discovered that there was an official from a mental hospital. Bo claimed the birdman male.
[We are very sorry for the impact on the public, because the security system of the hospital was recently renovated, which caused the patient to escape. At present, we have contacted the police to arrest the discharged patients. Please don’t panic. Most of these patients are The world has wrong perceptions and has no intention of hurting others. 】
[The escaped patients all live in the same ward. After communicating with each other, they think they are all kinds of supernatural phenomena. If you encounter patients in this hospital, just follow their words and call the police quickly. Thank you for your cooperation. Patient reward: 5w /One. 】
Although the official blog of this psychiatric hospital is an old account, it has few fans. As a result, since the claim message was sent, various big v reposts, and the number of fans began to rise.
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, so you not only escaped a patient? This is the first time I have seen a mental patient get a bounty back to the hospital. 】
[It’s not that I said that although you have a good attitude towards admitting mistakes, you should not send out the names of those patients’ photos. We don’t know what they look like and how to find someone. 】
Under this comment, an official blog replied: [I’m really sorry, because these patients’ family members don’t approve of direct disclosure of patient information, so they can only search blindly, but it doesn’t matter, these patients are easy to recognize. For example, if you think you are a bird that can fly, you can breathe fire, you think you can be invisible, etc., you can call the police. 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The mental patient absconded from the hospital, and the mental hospital issued a bounty for hunting down. This news is enough for me to laugh for a year. 】
[So is Bulb Man from your mental hospital hahahahahahaha. 】
[@小宝贝, dear, let's have an action to catch the mentally ill. After the bounty is received, we will go to travel. 】
[Hahahahahahahahaha my mouth hurts when I laugh. 】
People on the Internet were down with laughter.
And in the middle of the night, a long-haired, faceless, half-human body with only the upper half of the body, which was barely worn on the body, slowly climbed onto the shore along the current of the water.
On the shore, there are a few spirit-fishing guys who are talking and laughing in a low voice while looking intently at the fluorescent float in the water.
The monster on the shore saw these people, twisting slightly, and exuding a pleasant and greedy atmosphere. It slowly crawled towards that side, and had already imagined in his mind that they would eat the brains of these mortals. Delicious.
A few minutes later, a scream sounded on the shore.
Half an hour later, Ji Changze got out of the RV with an ugly expression on his face.
When his feet fell on the ground, he didn't waste time, and directly asked the colleague who had arrived: "Where is that stuff?"
“I’m fighting with a few colleagues over there. It’s weird. Its claws look so short, but it can’t be pulled off as soon as it hits someone. It’s very strong and very heavy. We wear it. With protective clothing, it can’t be scratched, but the skin on its body is very hard, and we can’t kill it. Now, no one can do anything about the situation.”
"Well, how about ordinary people?"
"It was just frightened. They hurriedly got in the car as soon as this thing ran towards them, but now a few people are very scared, and they keep asking us what it is, Team Ji, look at this?"
Obviously he was pressing the head of the Yibao group who was called up to work at night, squinting at the distance, and gritted his teeth and said, "Just call it a sloth."
"But its hair is very long."
"That's a sloth with very long hair."
"Okay Ji team, what do we do with it now? It's very fierce, heavy in size, and thick-skinned. It just opened the wooden warehouse and didn't penetrate it. How about inducing it into the cage? Ji team?? You have to wear protective clothing to discipline the team in the past."
Ji Changze was full of irritability and frustration when he was forced to work overtime. He didn't even hear what his colleagues behind him called. He strode forward and said to those colleagues who were still fighting the monster: "Give me all. Get out of the way."
As soon as my colleague was trying to kick the monster that was holding his legs, when he saw that he was not wearing protective clothing, he quickly said: "Ji team, you have to wear protective clothing. This thing is very powerful. None of us can touch it. You If you don’t wear protective clothing for a while, it will pull you at you..."
-Tear.
Ji Changze grabbed the monster's hair and forcibly pulled it off.
Before the monster reacted and wanted to stretch out his paws to grab him, he just grabbed his hair and slapped him on the ground.
One beat, two beats, three beats, four, five, six...
Heavy dust and deep pits were photographed on the ground.
"Are you special!! What are you making at night!! Will you die when you come out during the day! Will you die!!"
-Bang Bang Bang Bang!
"You have great strength! Give me a big one! Show me the big one!!"
-Bang Bang Bang!
"Catch people, pull people, right? I call you pull, I call you pull!!"
Ji Changze didn't hit it on the ground, and directly started hitting the big tree on the side.
It was another meal bang bang bang.
The team members who just put on the protective clothing and rushed over: "..."
A supernatural person who was asked to volunteer for 30 days with Wang Can: "..."
Other colleagues who can't do anything with this monster no matter how they do it: "..."
Everyone stood stunned, staring blankly at Ji Changze as he grabbed the monster and slapped it on the ground, on the tree, and on the rock.
The monster shed green blood, and the paws that had been waving wildly before had no strength, and only occasionally tried to hook it.
This time it really touched Ji Changze's arm.
Suddenly, the leader of the alien protection group who was already venting his anger became even more angry.
"You still dare! Do you dare to beat me!!"
--boom! !
He directly threw the monster to the ground with a force heavier than before, and stomped on it.
"Hit me, hit me, hit me!! Get up! Hit me!!!"
monster:"……"
It didn't know where it came from, let out a cry of bitter resentment, and suddenly accumulated all of its strength and rushed towards Ji Changze's face.
It's going to dig out this person's brain, eat the brain inside to avenge it.
He successfully pounced on Ji Changze's face this time.
The other people who were still watching with shocked faces saw Ji Changze's face being bashed, and suddenly became anxious.
"Boss!!!"
"Ji team!!"
However, Ji Changze took out the dagger hanging around his waist without any hurries.
Thorn thorn thorn thorn -
Thorn thorn thorn thorn -
--Snapped!
The monster that had been pierced with countless blood holes was powerless and fell to the ground.
And Ji Changze, who still had its green blood on his face, didn't let it go, and rushed up with an angry face and continued to stab and stab.
"Come on! Bite me! Do you have a mouth? You! I pierced you to death, you pierced you to death, and you noisy me to sleep again!!! Noisy again!!!"
Seeing that the monster was out of breath, the team members who finally reacted quickly rushed up to hug Ji Changze.
"Boss, calm down, boss, let's play almost, in case it's still useful."
"What's the use!! You guys get out of my way, I'm going to kill this turtle grandson!!! Come on!!! Come on!!! Are you so annoying Laozi!!!"
In the end, Ji Changze was cautiously and forcibly held away by a few brawny teammates.
A team quickly winked at colleagues in other departments: "Don't hurry up and get this thing away."
It's hard to say whether you can live without taking it away for a while.
"Ah? Oh, oh, well, hurry up, bring the cage over, and hurry up."
These colleagues are like thieves. They are fast. They take a careful look at Ji Changze's direction from time to time while working, and finally lift the monster to the car with the cage. They breathed a sigh of relief. They didn't dare to get out of the car, so they only lowered the window. Shouted to them: "Then let's take this thing back to study first, um, um, I will invite you to dinner next time, goodbye bye."
After that, I was afraid to shoot the driver: "Go, go, and the discipline team will catch up after a while."
Oh my god, no wonder everyone said that the leader of the alien protection group was grumpy and violent. This is so dare to get up.
The car whizzed away, and the murderous sight of Ji Changze who had been staring at the car slowly disappeared. When he looked at the teammates and the two powers around him, he turned into aversion to irritability.
But this time no one felt that his attitude was bad.
Compared with the boss just now, this is already considered gentle.
They were so insatiable before that they complained that the boss was bad-tempered towards them.
In this comparison, the little trippers that the boss gave them before can be regarded as playhouses.
The two abilities are even more dare not to come out.
At this moment, they all have an idea in their hearts.
After they were killed, they didn't dare to provoke Ji Changze.
"Boss, calm down, calm down, don't be angry, come on, drink a glass of milk and feel comfortable."
Ji Changze took the milk and took a sip: "I'm not angry anymore, but it's just a monster with no face, maybe no brain, I'm angry with it."
Everyone: "..." It seemed like you were not the one who almost had torn the monster just now.
"What kind of expression do you think I am such a person who is so easy to get angry and hate? Didn't I tell you earlier, I am always generous and never bear hatred. Okay, I'm going to sleep. Don't bother me. "
other people:"……"
They looked at the fifteen-year-old boy who had put on the blindfold and slept peacefully on the bed in the RV, and finally understood what Ji Changze said before "to bear no grudges".
Yes, he never holds grudges.
Because of his grudges, he usually reported it on the spot.
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