Everyone Knows I am a Good Man

Ji Changze's attitude towards Xiao Lu at least doubled.

Because of his blessing, when the girls talked about the ability again, the first one to talk about was the ability of Ji Changze that "because everyone regards him as a central air conditioner, his ability is the central air conditioner".

It was replaced by Xiao Lu, who was "Wherever you appear, there will be a pair of lovers, so the invisibility ability can only be used by saying [I should be under the car and not in the car]".

The campus male **** finally got rid of the throne of "the most weird power source".

I'm afraid he will sit on it all the time before Xiao Lu leaves the order.

"So, you have to think more about how to get out of the order, look at the fifty people in our team, and forty-six are girls."

Ji Changze comforted:

"Besides Yang Yang from my house, there are also girls who are in love with Xiao Hua, aren't there a lot of people? You behave well and show your good masculine side, and there will be girls who will love you."

Xiao Lu was comforted.

He plucked up his courage and tried to connect with the girls.

Then I was comforted by the girls for a long time.

Xiao Lu: ==

After experiencing "I Ying Lidi", the girls obviously regarded him as a loving object.

Commonly known as sisters.

It may be difficult to get out of the order internally.

Ji Changze comforted him: "It's okay, our team will expand."

Although fifty people, it is enough.

That night, everyone slept at the gas station.

This night, Wu Bei was cooking.

I have to say that the taste of his cooking is surprisingly good.

Such simple ingredients can make such a good taste.

Everyone is full, make the bed and lie down to sleep.

As usual, the night watch is rotated according to the schedule.

The night was very peaceful.

For the students who are just out of school, these calms have calmed down the nervousness and fear of the unknown.

But it is precisely because of too much thinking in my heart.

The big house is a bit unable to sleep.

So everyone got up and held a party temporarily.

The content of the meeting is mainly about how to organize in the future.

Among the fifty people, most of them came out because of Ji Changze.

And Ji Changze's destination is to go home.

Those who were willing to come out with him only came out after asking the direction of his home clearly.

The girls who stayed are probably not because their home direction is the opposite of where Ji Changze and the others plan to go. If they follow them out, they are destined to not see their family members.

A girl asked cautiously.

Her home is on the route from here to Ji Changze's home. Can you wait for her then?

After so much experience, everyone knows that when you arrive at a new place, the first thing you face is a large number of zombies.

No one arrogantly said that he would sell his companion to accompany him to commit the risk, so there was only one, waiting for her request.

"Wait for three days. If we wait, we will go together. I can take care of my parents."

"If you can't wait, you just leave."

As soon as she said this, many girls who had been holding the idea of ​​going home also nodded:

"And me, can I do the same?"

"I also want to try to go home to find my parents, even if they... I have to see the corpse to be reconciled."

Ji Changze sat cross-legged, peeling the melon seeds while listening to them.

Seeing that so many people have the same request, he asked strangely:

"Then why don't we directly form a home alliance, walk in a line all the way, and receive the families of the alliance members one by one?"

Seeing everyone looking at him stupidly, he continued:

"We must go to Yangyang's house and Wubei's house first. After receiving their family members, we headed towards our house. If you are willing, we will all go in and out together."

"Everyone's home, everyone will go together, just walk along the way."

No one answered.

After a long while, a girl raised her eyes with red circles, "Is it really possible? Can we really go home all the way?"

Ji Changze waved the map of China he found:

"There is this map, it must be no problem."

The girl started to cry with excitement.

The girl next to her was about to wipe her tears, suddenly thought of something, and immediately jumped up:

"Don't cry, don't cry! Your tears will turn into gasoline! The quilt is about to break!"

"Hold the quilt away! This quilt was hard to find!"

"Hurry up, get her little red bucket here!"

"Come here, the little red bucket is here."

After half a minute of frantic, the girl held the little red bucket, and then started crying happily.

The gasoline fell into the bucket drop by drop, and the air suddenly filled with the smell of gasoline.

Other girls who wanted to cry: "..."

What should I do? I can’t cry after smelling the gasoline and seeing the gasoline falling out of my companion’s eyes.

The girl who was watched by a circle of people crying was holding the little red bucket, and she couldn't cry anymore.

"You, what do you guys look at me doing, I'm not too embarrassed to cry."

Wu Bei: "You still cry, don't let it go such a good opportunity to save gasoline."

"If you don't have the energy, should I tell you a cold joke?"

The girl holding the little red bucket: ...what if I don't want to cry.

Finally, Ji Changze clapped his hands:

"It's okay, I just found so much gasoline, not bad for her tears. I cried at night and my eyes will be swollen tomorrow. How will I look at the road when that happens."

"All sleep."

His prestige in everyone's mind is naturally nothing to say. When he spoke, everyone began to lie down and sleep.

They brought all these sheets and beddings from the dormitory, and some of them were also found at the gas station.

Now is the end of the world, and I use a little less, so everyone cherishes what they use.

Make the bed carefully to ensure that even everyone can sleep softly and securely even if they hit the floor, and then everyone quietly shrinks into the bed and lays on the pillows and starts to get ready to go to bed.

But before closing her eyes, a girl thought of a question:

"Senior Ji, if we form a homecoming alliance, wouldn't you be the leader?"

Ji Changze: "...Is the leader a bit ugly? Are there any other titles?"

"I know this. I have watched a lot of martial arts movies, so let's call it the head."

"The headmaster sounds like a Taoist priest. Changze and Yang Yang have babies. I think the city lord sounds nice."

"City Lord, you also have a city, we only have cars."

"Then call the owner?"

"Isn't the owner Xiao Lu?"

Xiao Lu lying silently in the corner brewing sleepiness: "...Hello!"

There was a burst of laughter immediately around.

In such laughter, everyone slowly fell asleep.

Many people had sweet dreams this night.

Dreaming that they went home, found their parents, and then followed the team.

In the early morning of the next day, a group of people were energized again.

This time, it was indeed a long journey.

They have been driving for five or six days.

Of course, it's not that the distance is really so far, but that there are always unexpected situations on the road that have to be stopped and dealt with.

such as:

There are too many zombies around.

The vehicle was damaged and blocked on the side of the road.

The tree fell and needed to be moved.

The chickens don't lay eggs, everyone gets out of the car to look for bugs.

Only the last one was done by everyone.

Their car happened to be parked on the side of a wet farmland. The farmland here was very large. At first glance, there were only two or three zombies. After these zombies were resolved, they would start burning and eating.

As soon as Wu Bei stood by the farmland, he asserted:

"There are definitely earthworms in it, and there are many more."

"Trust me, I'm a professional! If we catch it, we will definitely gain a lot! When the earthworms are caught and the chickens eat and lay eggs, I can still try to make cakes."

As a result, those who did not cook worked hard to catch the fields, and as Wu Bei said, they gained a lot and caught many... rice eels.

These rice field eels were obviously put in for breeding by the owner of the field, but no one is collecting them now.

Although it is not a fish, the rice field eel tastes very good.

However, there are some girls who did not eat rice eel before the end of the world, but they did not eat meat for more than ten days, let alone rice eel, even the crocodiles who saw the first reaction they ate it.

For a time, the cooks cook, and those who catch the eel catch the eel.

Everyone also compares who has the largest eel in his hand.

It's just that these rice field eels may have been put in the same batch, all of the same size, which is really a bit of a postgraduate insight in comparison.

"Hahahaha! My eel is bigger than yours!"

Senior Sister Xinghe excitedly raised a long strip in her hand.

The school girls who watched one after another: "...Xue, senior sister, that's a snake..."

"what?"

Senior Sister Xinghe took down the tall bar and looked at it:

"It's really a snake."

Wu Bei glanced at it from a distance: "Snake soup is not bad too! Senior sister, bring the snake up."

So Sister Xinghe cheered up again:

"Haha! My snake is bigger than your eel!"

School girls: "..."

Ji Changze, who was stirring the pot with a spoon, looked at his noisy companions in the field, and then looked down at the few remaining eggs.

She squatted and hadn't eaten any bugs since she was out of school, and her body was covered with hens with "stuck".

Touching its wings tenderly:

"Hey, it's so pitiful, I haven't eaten any bugs for so long, and the eggs are gone."

"If you don't lay eggs, I can only eat you, eh, it's even more pitiful."

hen:…

It clucked and went to find the bug.

Ji Changze was very satisfied with the hen's way, and after stirring the pot twice, he shouted:

"time to eat!"

Wu Bei was the first to come over, tasted the soup, and began to dislike it:

"You put too much salt again, really, I'll come next time, I don't think it is troublesome."

A group of people came up happily, and the Sister Xinghe who was carrying the snake suddenly uttered a loud voice and threw the snake out:

"This snake still bites."

Others suddenly became nervous: "It won't be poisonous, will it?"

"No, don't worry, I know that breed, it's just a common cauliflower snake."

"Okay, go up, where's the snake?"

Looking around, there was another exclamation:

"Come and see! There is a big python here!"

"It's still white!"

Xiao Lu also hurried over to join in the fun:

"Fuck, so big, Lady White."

As soon as the voice fell, the snake moved slowly and became a familiar spot of light (Fuqingli:...). When it was assembled again, the place where the great white python was lying on its stomach became a seven-year-old one. little boy.

Everyone was shocked.

Xiao Lu: "...White, white kid?"

Wu Bei looked at it from a distance, the chopsticks in his shocked hand dropped, and he hurried over to join in the fun:

"What's the matter? Another supernatural person like Fu Qingli has appeared?"

Ji Changze also put down his bowl and chopsticks, and followed Yuan Yang slowly to join in the fun.

When they passed by, the child was sitting with his knees in a little fear, watching everyone present with wide eyes in fear.

Because there was Fu Qingli in front, everyone was not too surprised, and a girl came forward and asked:

"What's your name?"

"Why are you here?"

Unfortunately, no matter what everyone asked, he didn't say a word.

Wu Bei saw it, took out his pen and paper, and handed it over: "My kid, if you don't want to talk, you can draw it down."

The child looked at him cautiously, maybe it was because he didn't look like a bad person, so he took the pen and paper.

Just put it on one's lap, glance at the military equipment, and write and draw.

The people around saw it with gusto:

"This kid drew a comic strip."

"The painting looks decent, but how can I not understand the content."

"Chenchen, he still looks at you, eh! He looks at me too!"

Ji Changze didn't squat down like them, but stood and watched condescendingly.

In the little boy's pen, a man (without long hair) appeared first, and killed a hideous and terrifying person (zombie) with a big mouth, then put on something like a glove and took a piece of meat from the zombie.

Then he walked to a room and threw the piece of meat in a vat of liquid without seeing it.

Afterwards, he carried the bucket into another room and said something to a very strong and big man. In the corner, there were many women (long hair) with ropes tied to their necks.

He made a meal with the water, and when it came time to eat, everyone ate together, including him.

The big man watched them all eat before they started to eat.

Halfway through the meal, he looked down at the time on his watch.

Then suddenly he rushed up and ran to the corner to cut the rope around the women's necks with a knife and pushed them into the inner room.

Outside, other people stood up angrily, took up their weapons and walked towards him, he opened his arms to block the door.

Then, he also became hideous and opened his mouth.

Those who were still besieging him, after falling to the ground and standing up, turned into the same hideous faces and opened their mouths.

They started walking around together.

Until the women inside came out.

After a battle, these people all fell to the ground, and the only one still standing was him.

He was tied to a pillar, and a woman walked over, crying (two strips painted on her face) and hugged him behind her back.

Someone passed a building block (is that a gun?).

The woman put it on his head.

After that, he didn't open his mouth again.

The women put him down, carefully arranged his clothes, closed his eyes, and wiped his face clean.

Finally they dug a hole and put him in.

After burying the soil, they stood there, holding the blades, and cut their faces one by one.

Obviously it was such a crude and naive painting style, but Ji Changze seemed to have read one after another.

He looked at Wu Bei, and finally knew the original ending of this man.

The other party is still excited and shouting:

"You painted me! Xiao Lu, don't grab me. He painted me. You see, the moles on my neck are all there. Only my neck has moles."

"This kid seems to like me, it can't be helped, brother is very charming."

"But what does this picture mean? I don't understand each of these stick figures."

In fact, everyone except Ji Changze didn't understand it well.

Wu Bei tried to translate:

"It should be a painting. The painting is... I went out hunting and caught a giraffe. Then I went back to cook and ate the giraffe with a bunch of bears. There were two lines on the head tied next to it. That was the horns of a sika deer. Right?"

"I put the sika deer in the house, and then I ate with the bear. The result was so delicious that I made it. Everyone danced with excitement.

In the end the sika deer also came out to dance, and then the sika deer was also conquered by my meal, and asked me to play with building blocks and cover me with a quilt. "

"Huh!"

"This story is rich, if it is placed before the end of the world, it will be published."

Wu Bei was excited, and touched the little boy's head:

"A discerning kid, knowing that brother cooks deliciously, did you just hear us talking?"

The little boy blinked and touched his forehead, as if wondering why there was no hole there.

When he turned his head and found that Senior Sister He Chenchen and their faces were smooth and white, their faces became even more dazed.

Just when he was confused, Wu Bei picked him up.

"Leader, let's take this child with him. The drawing is pretty good. Maybe he can draw a map for us when he grows up."

"Look, he even drew a fairy tale for me."

Ji Changze looked at the pictures without changing his face:

"It's a fairy tale."

"Take it with you, but didn't I say it? Don't call me the leader."

Wu Bei smiled and ran away holding the baby:

"Good lord, no problem lord."

After sitting down and taking a bite of the dish, he could hear his bluffing again:

"Leader, you still don't cook, this vegetable has less salt."

"Let me come next time."

He Chenchen touched his face.

"The kid always looks at my face for what it's doing, just like there are paintings on my face."

She wanted to ask Sister Xinghe, but Sister Xinghe was still trying to find the snake that was thrown out, not forgetting the snake soup she almost ate.

The senior sister of the baseball club also touched her face.

She was also looked at by the little boy for a long time.

Soon, she found the reason:

"It must be that I'm too beautiful, and the kids are all staring at me."

"That's it!"

He Chenchen also took the words happily:

"It's not in vain that I don't forget to put on water and milk in the last days."

"My old lady is really beautiful, and the children can't resist it."

They talked and laughed and went to dinner.

"Ah! Wu Bei! You stole my sausage! You pay me back!"

"You still steal my spicy strips!"

"Yang Yang, look at him! He didn't treat me as a sister at all!"

"You didn't treat me like a brother when you stole my hot strips!"

The two were making a fuss, and the others watched the fun.

Xinghe-senpai, who finally caught the snake, carried the snake with her satisfaction. When she looked back, she saw Ji Changze still standing on the spot, calling him:

"Leader! Have dinner!"

Ji Changze then also smiled.

"coming."