Evolution to GOD

What the fuck!!!!

How can I be a monkey ... of all the animals, why am I a monkey? What happened to my Handsomeness?

WHAT THE HELL!!! I had a shock in my life. Who the fuck told me I would be more handsome, and I would be surrounded by beauties.

And you turned me into a monkey?

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Taking the outsider's perspective, one can observe a monkey squeaking and jump somewhere.

If it had made me a so-called "beautiful fox", a stunning peacock, or even a cute panda, I would have been pleased.

"Gone!! My whole life has been wasted. Where were my beauties?". I was crushed by the events of that day.

Sandra, Angela, Rebecca. Your man in shining armor is no more. I don't know what will happen to them.

AAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Who the fuck told me to click 'Yes?'. I wonder where that pop-up came from. Does anyone joke with me about my life?

My mind was suddenly filled with a voice.

'Requirements Met'

'Host will start from basic evolution'

'System Starting'

There is a progress bar showing the loading process. [1%, 5%, 34%, 76%, 99%, 100%]

I heard the voice again

"Greetings and welcome to THE EVOLUTION" I heard a emotionless voice of a female.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" I was angry and this system and evolution made my mood worse. It made me a monkey first, now it is playing the evolutionary game on me.

"Please pardon your language host, I am System"

"Miss System, who are you, and am I a monkey because of you? Tell me." I was agitated because of her.

"Host First Thing- I am a System"

"Second thing- You Accepted Yes"

"Third Thing- You Accepted Yes"

WTF!!! Am I a monkey because of me?

"Yes Host"

I shouted, "Shut up!". My mind is a mess.

"How did I get that POPUP?" I asked her.

"That pop-up was a result of your wish, Host," she said without emotion.

"I am asking you why it came"

"Host, you're now a part of EVOLUTION!"

"What is Evolution, Miss System, my mind is already in a muddle so please clarify this for me," I asked her. I was really feeling helpless in this situation.

"Affirmed Host- GOD created a new game titled EVOLUTION, in which many of the users possess the possibility of becoming people they truly desire; starting from the simplest form, and developing according to the direction taken" Her reply was again in an emotionless voice.

"Do you mean to say that many like me became monkeys?" I asked

"No Host, not everyone has become Cercopithecidae, everyone has chosen a different path according to their wishes."

"What the fuck is Cercopithecidae?"

"Its Monkey, host"

"Leave it. Just tell me why I became a monkey. Wait, wait, wait, WHO is GOD?"

"GOD is GOD, that's why you exist, and that's why you are here."

My mind was a mess. I experienced a lot of things today. Well, I'd like to let you know I'm an agnostic just in case you were wondering. What happened to me today convinced me that God exists.

"What can I do to change back to a normal person? I don't want to be like this anymore."

"You are on the path of evolution, choosing your path and becoming what you will become will depend on you, Host."

I felt my anger rising. Why am I in this position? What will happen to Handsome me? How will I realize my beautiful dream?

I took a deep breath to calm myself and asked her.

"Is this still the earth? Where am I?"

"Positive and Negative host, This is still earth but not the same earth."

"You are in Alternate Earth."