Evolution to GOD

My mind raced as I frantically asked her, "System, do you have a help option?"

"We have no such options." She replied quickly.

I have no other option but to consider how to approach this mating couple.

Bloody fuck!! I have no experience cuckolding anyone.

They looked delighted after finishing their arduous quest. I can tell they are ecstatic after reaching their goal.

'Fuck!!! Although I know what they are feeling, it is hard to imagine that the handsome me would flirt with a gorilla.

'What makes that gorilla female like that boorish guy? Does he think he is as awesome as I am?... Na!!!'

"It's crazy how handsome I am, even though I'm a monkey. My golden fur and cute face will make any female gorilla fall in love with me" I told myself before approaching the gorillas..'

As I approached them, they stared at me with confused looks on their faces.

However, one thing you have to agree on is that both are beyond my abilities.

"You can handle it, Alan. How can you compare yourself to these monkeys" I was assuring myself when approaching them.

The male gorilla suddenly began growling at me.

A politely asked him, "Hey Buddy, are you okay with me flirting with your girl?".

Almost as if he understood, he was pounding his chest and started running toward me.

'WTF!!!!!! This is the second time in my life I've run so fast, I'd be an Olympic runner if I lived on earth.

As I turned back to see where the gorilla is, I noticed that it was still behind me, and I thought, 'What is that look on that gorilla's face? He doesn't look angry, he looks...

'FUCK ME!!!!'

'FUCK!!! How can he think like that, I feel like I will vomit on his face. Asshole!!! How can he.... man, God should not have made me so awesome that even that Gorilla is behind me'

It took me all day and night to get rid of the gay monkey. It makes no sense why I am so awesome.