Expedition to Europe

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Regarding Lloyd George's phrenology, it has become a laughing stock in London.

But Lloyd George himself doesn't care. He is still immersed in the study of other people's head shapes and can't extricate himself. He regards those questions of "round or flat" as more important than national interests.

Qin Zhiyuan really can't respect such a prime minister.

If he wasn't in the Italian Army Department, Qin Zhiyuan would have called the fortune teller "bastard" like General Haig.

Misha didn't disagree with this, she was just angry that Qin Zhiyuan didn't understand.

The so-called "those in power are confused" refers to this situation. If the dead were British or French, Qin Zhiyuan would definitely have a lot of ideas, but now that the dead are Chinese, Qin Zhiyuan can't help but be confused.

"It's really hopeless, look at where this is?" Misha tapped the ground with his toes.

"Italian Army Department..." Qin Zhiyuan answered irrelevantly.

"..." Misha rolled his eyes, sighed speechlessly and shook his head, his lips tightly pursed, as if he would curse as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Rome, this is Rome!" Qin Zhiyuan had an idea.

"Okay, what's here?" Misha was patient.

"What's here? The Colosseum? Lazio? I think if you want to buy something, it seems that you should go to Milan..." Qin Zhiyuan is not sure. He has never been to Italy, but he has heard of Milan, the fashion capital.

It's sad to say that Rome is also a thousand-year-old city and the political center of Italy, but the impression left on Qin Zhiyuan is related to playing.

Well, this description is not appropriate. It has something to do with competition, whether it is the ruins of the ancient Colosseum or the football team.

In fact, it's still playing.

"Go to hell!" Misha turned away angrily.

This answer obviously did not satisfy Misha. Perhaps in Misha's opinion, Qin Zhiyuan's suggestion should be given to Julie.

"Hahahaha..." Pierre almost rolled off the bench with laughter.

From the beginning, Pierre was watching the joke. What is a bad friend? Pierre is like this.

"Shut up!" Qin Zhiyuan was angry.

Qin Zhiyuan had no patience for Pierre. He yelled and scolded him. Anyway, Foch and Julie were the bottom line. Pierre was a weak and miserable person in front of Qin Zhiyuan.

"This is Rome, but think about it, what is here?" Pierre said meaningfully.

Almost in an instant, Qin Zhiyuan understood what Pierre meant.

This is Rome. There are not only arenas and football teams, but also a country within a country - the Vatican.

Speaking of which, the Vatican still owes Qin Zhiyuan a promised medal.

Qin Zhiyuan has always wanted to go to the Vatican, but he has never had the time. Now it seems that the opportunity has come.

This place is really close to the Vatican. How close is it? It is less than five kilometers. I guess Qin Zhiyuan would not sweat if he ran there.

But since he was going to see the Pope, he must not act so carelessly. He still had to tidy up his image.

Before tidying up his image, Qin Zhiyuan first sent a telegram to Notre Dame de Paris, asking about Auerbach's location and telling him that he had arrived in Rome.

Yes, it was the famous Notre Dame de Paris. It is the cathedral of the Catholic Archdiocese of Paris. As a cardinal, Auerbach would use Notre Dame de Paris as his base every time he came to Paris.

While waiting for a reply, Qin Zhiyuan first went back to the bathhouse of the hotel where he stayed, took a comfortable bath, and then thought about other things.

Things were going well. Qin Zhiyuan, who was relaxed, whistled happily, and didn't even know that someone had entered the pool next to him.

"Hey, Qin, you look in a good mood." It was Auerbach's voice.

"Ryder? It's amazing. Why did I meet you in the bathhouse?" Qin Zhiyuan was very curious.

"Is the probability of you meeting me in the bathhouse very low?" Orbach was also curious.

"Excuse me, I always thought that you cardinals baptize people every day and wash yourself by the way." Qin Zhiyuan inadvertently exposed his ignorance of Catholicism.

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"You idiot, I'm a cardinal! How can there be so many people worthy of me to baptize personally?" Orbach despised.

This is a matter of equal status. If it is the son of old Renault who wants to be baptized, Orbach may preside over it personally. As for those ordinary people, hehe.

As mentioned in the previous article, the hierarchy within the Vatican is more clear.

"Uh, your fat body really disgusts me." Perhaps it is easier to communicate when naked in the bathhouse, Qin Zhiyuan speaks without restraint.

This was the second time Qin Zhiyuan was called an idiot today, but Qin Zhiyuan didn't seem angry at all. This shows how much pressure the threat to the waterway brought to Qin Zhiyuan.

The bathhouse is indeed a good place for communication, of course, this is only for Westerners. The magic of Orientals lies in "turning magic into decay". The world's first public bath was born in Rome. The movie "The Great Escape" in another time and space has a detailed description of the Western bathhouse culture. In the West, taking a bath together can be considered a good thing to enhance friendship. Of course, in the East, taking a bath together can also be considered a good thing to enhance "friendship".

"Don't compare your 20-year-old body with my 50-year-old body. When you reach my age, you will be the same as me, or even worse than me." The clean cardinal, like ordinary people, will also feel inferior because of his out-of-shape body.

When Orbach spoke, his eyes swept across Qin Zhiyuan's clear muscles, and the envy in his eyes flashed. Orbach is no longer at the age of competing with his body. At his age, he pays more attention to practical interests and has a longer-term vision.

"By the way, why are you here?" Qin Zhiyuan was curious.

Auerbach came faster than Qin Zhiyuan expected, which also shows how much Auerbach values ​​Qin Zhiyuan. Because of this, Qin Zhiyuan is a little unbridled and outspoken, and making some harmless jokes casually is also a good way to quickly get closer to each other.

"Is this strange? You sent a telegram to me, I was not in Paris, and then Paris forwarded the telegram to the Vatican, and I came." Auerbach said it very simply, but it was full of a strong sense of superiority.

"Yes, yes, you are a powerful cardinal." Qin Zhiyuan perfunctorily said without sincerity, folded the towel and put it on his head: "Then, can you ask the wise cardinal to give me a little hint now, how should I meet His Majesty the Pope?"

Qin Zhiyuan has never believed in Catholicism and does not understand the taboos and rules of Catholicism. Out of respect for others, Qin Zhiyuan still needs to understand it in advance to avoid being rude.

That's the Pope. Catholics all over the world call him "Dad" when they meet. Compared with Qin Zhiyuan, the "Dad", he is the right one.

"No special tips, as long as you don't go there naked." Auerbach looked at Qin Zhiyuan who stood up from the pool, shook his head and sighed, and blew a loud whistle.

Whistling? Compared with the one in the NBA, this cardinal is still one cigar short.