Expedition to Forbidden Land: Play Deadpool, Teammate Stupid Oil Bottle and Sister Boer

　　"Lu Yan, how are you going to eat?"

　　Feng Baoer asked everyone's questions.

　　"Hey! Is that a problem? What an easy thing to do."

　　Lu Yan smiled, opened the zipper, and lifted the corner of the hood.

　　A mouth was exposed, and a chin as well-defined as a knife and axe chiseled.

　　Then he picked up the spoon and ate directly.

　　"???"

　　"I stepped on the horse and thought he would take off the whole hood!"

　　"Don't say it, just looking at this chin and mouth, it's quite handsome."

　　"Niuzi's big nose must be quite high, so the real person should not be bad."

　　"Ah this... is it too unrestrained?"

　　"..."

　　Seeing that Lu Yan didn't show his full face during the meal, the crew members were a little regretful.

　　But little brother Qilin and Feng Baoer bowed their heads indifferently.

　　Continue to cook.

　　After dinner.

　　Lu Yan lit a cigarette with a click, and took a sip.

　　"what……"

　　"Cool!"

　　Feng Baoer asked curiously, "Is this thing really cool?"

　　Lu Yan handed the cigarette over: "Would you like to try it?"

　　Feng Baoer hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "Forget it, I don't like the taste."

　　Lu Yan nodded: "Well, girls, it's better not to smoke.

　　Stuffy oil bottle, two sips? "

　　Brother Qilin glanced back at him, did not continue, but changed the subject: "Have a good rest tonight, we will go to the tomb in the morning tomorrow."

　　Lu Yan blinked.

　　"Ah, do you go to the tomb during the day? Your way is a bit wrong."

　　"Didn't you say that people light candles, ghosts blow the lights, and cocks croak the lights out without touching the gold?"

　　"Why are you still in the middle of the day?"

　　Little brother Qilin was stunned.

　　His expression gradually became serious.

　　"Are you from the Northern faction?"

　　Lu Yan shook his head with a cigarette in his mouth: "What kind of northern sect and southern sect, my fists and kicks are very average."

　　Brother Kirin frowned.

　　After pondering for a while, he nodded and said, "Okay, just do as you said."

　　???

　　Lu Yan raised his head, dumbfounded: "Ah, what did I say?"

　　Brother Qilin got up: "After midnight tonight, we will go to the tomb!"

　　What the hell!

　　Want to be so exciting?

　　Go in the middle of the night?

　　To be honest, Lu Yan was a little cowardly.

　　He is not afraid of getting hurt or anything.

　　I'm afraid that the dark lights will blind the fire, and things like the forbidden woman will suddenly come in front of you, scaring people to death.

　　"No, I have to find a way to put it off until tomorrow morning."

　　He scratched his head and took a breath of smoke.

　　He looked at Feng Baoer.

　　"Sister Bao'er, your... are these two days convenient?"

　　???

　　Feng Baoer was stunned: "What's convenient or inconvenient?"

　　Ah this...

　　Lu Yan wanted to ask again, but was too embarrassed to speak.

　　Let's save some face for Sister Bao'er.

　　"Pfft, this bitch shot himself in the foot."

　　"Haha, I was still pretending to be a master just now. Who lights candles and blows the lights, and the cocks crowing and the lights go out without touching the gold."

　　"To be honest, these two sentences are quite touching."

　　"This guy can't really be a tomb robber, right?"

　　"..."

　　Feng Baoer saw that he was scratching his head and was distressed, so he was angry and went to the person in charge of the expedition ship.

　　Talk about redeeming points.

　　The existence of sea monkeys has aroused great interest in the scientific research institute behind the program group.

　　The above gave a death order to take back the pile of flesh and blood at all costs.

　　Sister Bao'er perfectly implemented Lu Yan's instructions.

　　When negotiating, I didn't say the specific value, just let the program team keep adding it all the time.

　　No negotiating skills can be used.

　　"Lu Yan is too stupid."

　　"Sister Bao'er is stupid and cute."

　　"The show team is shriveled, I love to hear it."

　　"..."

　　finally.

　　That pool of rotten meat, and a small amount of blood, were sold for [-] points.

　　Make a lot of money.

　　In the real-time rankings of the six teams, Lu Ming's team jumped directly to the first place.

　　Dump other teams a lot of streets.

　　a few hours later.

　　Midday on the moon.

　　Brother Qilin, Feng Baoer, and Lu Yan all carried oxygen cylinders on their backs and put on diving equipment.

　　Standing on the edge of the expedition ship.

　　feet.

　　It is the tomb of the shipwreck hidden on the seabed.

　　The unicorn brother's hands are naturally drooping, and in the moonlight, he looks peerless and independent, as cold as ice.

　　Feng Baoer scratched his ears, looked at him and looked at Lu Yan from time to time.

　　At the moment, Lu Yan was holding a strange thing, and he seemed to be a little confused.

　　"Lu Yan, what is this?"

　　Lu Yan raised his head and babbled: "Feng shui can be measured near, good luck can be determined from far away, ancient for treasure hunting, I use for gold.

　　Lao Mi uses it to find aliens. The English name is brother and my meat, and our ancestors called it the dragon-seeking ruler. "

　　Feng Baoer was stunned.

　　"Ah? How is this used?"

　　Lu Yan held the dragon-seeking ruler in one hand, and waving a mess with the other.

　　"Looking for a dragon for [-] looks at the entangled mountains. A entanglement is a hurdle. If there are thousands of locks on the door, there will definitely be princes living here."

　　"Great evil! The omen of great evil!"

　　"Tonight is full moon, this tomb is dangerous."

　　"Stuffy oil bottle, Sister Bao'er, why don't we go down tomorrow and take a look!"

　　Sister Bao'er looked up at the waning moon hanging in the sky, her face full of confusion.

　　Little brother Qilin's mouth twitched.

　　Suddenly, a roundhouse kick kicked Lu Yan's P stock.

　　"Go down!"

　　The sound is still floating.

　　He had already plopped and jumped down. .