Explosive Filial Piety Is Like Thunder: Son, Please Stop Talking

After Li Siyuan heard this, he immediately got excited.

The small benches were moved over, and the people moved closer.

"Come on, let me feel it!"

Seeing this, Lin Chen smiled and said.

"Then let me say some redundancies that girlfriends usually use when they get along with you?"

Li Siyuan nodded after hearing this.

Seeing this, Lin Chen cleared his throat.

"Show me your phone."

"Buy me a bag.

"I have something to talk to you about.

"You don't go home and try."

After saying this, Lin Chen thought for a while and continued.

"The following should be used when girlfriends quarrel."

"Don't push me!"

"We love so and so!"

"If you say anything else, you will die!"

Li Siyuan was stunned when he heard this.

This refrain is not cute in an instant!

At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this.

"Hahahaha, also, call me Grandpa, call me Dad, hahahaha!!"

"The four strings of people said that we also often use redundancies, so it's not as good as: "Ri You Immortal Banban. Hahahahaha!!"

"One more thing, you say a shovel!! Hahahaha!! I laughed so hard!!"

"Do you want to eat papa?!"

Hearing these redundancies, Li Siyuan no longer finds redundancies cute.

Moreover, the usage rate of these redundancies mentioned by Lin Chen is really not generally widespread.....

After chatting casually for a while, the two finally arrived.

After entering the store, Li Siyuan asked Lin Chen to start ordering.

"Just order it, it's enough for today!"

Li Siyuan's tone seemed to be his treat.

Lin Chen also rolled his eyes when he heard this.

After ordering some of his favorite dishes, he asked Li Siyuan to continue ordering.

Li Siyuan glanced at the prices of the dishes, and although he was mentally prepared, he still couldn't help but be speechless.

Although he knew that this meal was paid for by labor, Li Siyuan still felt that the dishes were expensive.

Seeing this, Li Siyuan leaned over and whispered to Lin Chen.

"These dishes, let's go to the vegetable market to buy them, and we can eat more than 100...

Li Siyuan still couldn't change the way he had been frugal before.

Lin Chen couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this.

It doesn't matter that Li Siyuan spends money, he thinks it is expensive.

It seems that it is not a matter of a day or two for Li Siyuan to change his problem of digging and searching.

"What do you know? What you eat at Haidilao is service."

26 When Li Siyuan heard this, he turned a blind eye to Lin Chen.

"How about you give me the money, and I will serve you."

"I guarantee that they will serve you better than them, and you don't need to touch your hands after the whole meal."

Naturally, Li Siyuan couldn't understand the concept of enjoying service.

After the two of them finished ordering, the food was served in a short while.

The two of them were also starving, and after the food was served, they both started to eat in muffled voices.

After eating for more than half an hour, the dishes on the table were almost eaten.

Li Siyuan leaned on the chair, touched his stomach, and burped.

Suddenly a burst of urination hit.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

So he got up and went to the toilet.

Lin Chen saw that Li Siyuan had gone to the bathroom, and his heart immediately felt better.

The whole day has been relatively flat, although the popularity value is still slowly rising.

But the increase was not high.

After thinking about this, Lin Chen immediately called the waiter.

"Hi, may I help you?"

After the waiter came over, he also responded to Lin Chen enthusiastically.

Seeing this, Lin Chen nodded and said.

"Is such that."

"My dad's birthday is today, I want him to be happy....

The reason why Lin Chen has such a request is because Haidilao is famous for its special service.

Commonly known as Haidilao's dead package.

Whether it is a birthday or a breakup, Haidilao will help you handle it all.

Guaranteed death.

After hearing this, the waiter obviously felt that she became excited.

"Okay! I'm going to prepare!"

At this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all remembered the fear of being dominated by Haidilao.

"This Lin Chen.....The social death package has been arranged..."

"Oh my God, I still remember my last birthday. My friend lied to me to go to Haidilao, and I was arranged. It's really embarrassing... Everyone is looking at me..."

"The last time my friend teased me, saying that I was broken in love, they also made me this social death package...... I was really, completely dumbfounded."

"Hahahaha, I used to work in Haidilao, and I tell you, we like doing this kind of thing the most!! Every time we see customers' embarrassing expressions, it is our greatest satisfaction!! Hahaha!!"

At this moment, netizens can already think of the scene for a while.

After receiving the information, the waiter immediately went down to make arrangements.

Lin Chen continued to eat hot pot while waiting for Li Siyuan to come back for a while at the social death scene.

Before Li Siyuan went to the toilet, he had already turned off the camera.

After going to the toilet, a sense of SHI surged up.

So he squatted in a hole by the way.

After a while of smoothness, the moment I got up.

Only a thud was heard.

Li Siyuan turned to look at the toilet.

It turned out that his mobile phone was lying peacefully in the toilet.

Floating all around him was the...

Seeing this, Li Siyuan understood.

"Fuck?!!!"

At this moment, several ways to rescue the phone immediately came to mind.

1. Pick it up with your hands.

Second, take a glove and pick it up with your hands.

3. Find something to clip the phone on.

First of all, the first method must be ruled out.

If you pick it up with your hands... wouldn't you be picking up SHI indirectly?!

Although it was produced by himself, Li Siyuan still couldn't accept it.

Now you can only use the second method or the third method.

After thinking of this, Li Sixuan searched around in the toilet.

Trying to find something that works.

The result is obvious, how can there be gloves, clips and the like in this toilet?

Seeing this, Li Siyuan decided to go out and look for it after much deliberation.

He closed the door of his pit, and then quickly ran out.

After coming to the hall, look around.

Not far away, where the sauce was placed, Li Siyuan found a tool that could save his cell phone.

That's a box of chopsticks!

Seeing this, Li Siyuan rushed over immediately.

After taking a pair of chopsticks, I hid them in my clothes.

Then he walked into the toilet as if nothing had happened.

Lin Chen saw that Li Siyuan had been away for so long and hadn't returned, so he happened to look in the direction of the toilet.

Just in time to see Li Siyuan walking into the toilet like a thief.

Lin Chen immediately sensed something was wrong.

Just about to rush over to have a look, at this moment, the waiter from Haidilao passed by.

"Kids, we are all ready."

"Where is your father?"

Obviously, the Haidilao waiter is more anxious than Lin Chen.

It's been a long time since no one has a birthday, and the waiters at Haidilao have been looking forward to one, so it must be clearly arranged for him.

After Lin Chen heard this, he took a picture and said.

"My dad has been going to the toilet for a long time, and I don't know what's going on."

"Let the big brothers behind me go and have a look?"

After Haidilao's waiter heard this, he didn't think much about it.

So they arranged for a few little big brothers to push a small cart, and came to the door of the toilet with Lin Chen.

Of course, the car naturally did not push the toilet.

A few little big brothers wore top hats on their heads and held small fireworks in their hands.

Paidianpidian followed Lin Chen to the toilet.

Lin Chen kept covering the camera with his hand before everyone entered the toilet.

After entering the toilet, seeing that the toilet was empty, Lin Chen moved his hand away.

At this time, all the pits in the toilet are fully open.

Only one pit is half-covered.

Lin Chen was also the first to rush over.

Before opening the door, Lin Chen subconsciously blocked the camera again.

crunch...

As the door was opened by Lin Chen.

I saw Li Siyuan squatting next to the toilet, stirring in the toilet with chopsticks in his hand...

At this moment, the staff behind him turned on the music player inappropriately.

"Happy birthday to you...Happy birthday to you..."

Seeing this scene, Lin Chen was also stunned.

He took a few steps back and subconsciously raised his hand to cover his mouth.

Then, the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

In the accompaniment of the happy birthday song, Li Siyuan squatted next to the toilet and was stirring it with chopsticks.

Then, Lin Chen's voice came from the side.

"What's the matter? I'm not full, so why don't you come over for another meal?..."

At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed.

"????????????"

"Pfft... Papa Lin Chen, what are you doing?!!!"

"Hahahahahaha, may I ask why Lin Chen's father took chopsticks to the toilet?!!"

"I can't take these chopsticks anymore, I suggest you destroy them quickly!!!"

"Oh my god, this is a tasteful live broadcast."

At this moment, even the staff of Haidilao were stunned.

"Sir...do you have pica...you..."

"See you in a long time...does anyone really like to eat SHI..."

"I don't want to touch these chopsticks anymore..."

"..."

In the toilet at the moment, Lin Chen and several staff were confronting Li Siyuan.

The entire toilet was eerily quiet, and no one broke the embarrassment.

Just then, a big brother walked in.

Seeing so many people in the toilet, he was also a little puzzled, but he didn't think much about it.

When he walked to Li Siyuan's pit and saw the picture inside.

The whole person was dumbfounded.

"What the hell?!! Someone eats Xiang!!"

The eldest brother couldn't hold back and roared out with a loud voice.

Seeing this, Li Siyuan didn't want to put down the chopsticks in his hand, so he quickly stood up and explained.

"It's not like that!! Listen to me!!"

The eldest brother saw the yellow unknown substance that had been dyed on the chopsticks.

Suddenly thought of the sesame sauce I just ate.

Stomach churning.....

Seeing this, Li Siyuan was about to come over and say something to Lin Chen.

Lin Chen also quickly moved away.

"You put down your chopsticks before talking..."

Seeing this, Li Siyuan looked at the chopsticks in his hand, whether to put them or not.

In the end, he rushed into the toilet with chopsticks.

Lin Chen was shocked when he saw this.

"Are you still eating?!!"

As soon as Lin Chen's words came out, the netizens in the live broadcast almost laughed out loud.

"Hahahahaha, Dad Lin Chen, don't go!!"

"Oh my god..... I will be shadowed when I eat hot pot from now on!!!"

"The one on the chopsticks just now looks so much like sesame sauce no matter how you look at it..."

"Shocked! A man eats SHI in Haidilao, the reason behind it is heartbreaking!"

After Li Siyuan rushed into the pit, he took out a mobile phone from the toilet in a short while.

Then he clamped the mobile phone in front of everyone to prove his innocence.

"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"

When everyone saw the mobile phone that Li Siyuan brought up, their stomachs were already overwhelmed.

Seeing this, Lin Chen quickly pinched his nose.

"Are you going to continue using it?!!"

Li Siyuan's stinginess has surpassed Lin Chen's imagination.

His broken mobile phone only cost more than 2,000 yuan.

Been using it for 3-4 years.

That's why he fished it out desperately.

Obviously want to continue to use it.

After Li Siyuan heard this, he looked at his phone.

His brows were immediately furrowed into a ball.

Even he couldn't stand it anymore.

This phone has been dropped for so long, it's all marinated.

Even if it is washed clean, Li Siyuan still has a shadow in his heart.

After hesitating for a moment, he finally shook his head.

"This is estimated to have entered the water, and it is no longer usable...

"Forget it………"

Li Siyuan still looked reluctant.

As he said that, he came to the toilet again with his mobile phone in his hands.

Seeing that Li Siyuan meant to throw the phone in again, the staff immediately stopped him.

"Sir! Don't throw it away!! You can't go down!!"

Li Siyuan didn't react until he heard this.

"what is it now?"

Li Siyuan held a mobile phone between his hands, and didn't know where to put it.

Then a few staff members followed, you look at me, I look at you.

Finally a little big brother stood up, he went to the front desk and asked for a garbage bag to go to the doctor.

Let Li Siyuan throw the phone in the trash bag.

You can clearly feel the unlovable expression on the staff member's little big brother's face when he approaches the mobile phone.

His hand holding the garbage bag was trembling.

This should be his most memorable experience working in Haidilao......

Lin Chen never expected that Li Siyuan would not be able to arrange the Haidilao set meal.

Li Siyuan arranged a social death package for himself.

After getting out of the toilet and paying the bill, the two left Haidilao quickly.

Li Siyuan was a little lucky at the moment, glad that he had put on makeup today.

After thinking of this, Li Siyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Lin Chen.

"It's a good thing I put on makeup today, otherwise I'd be recognized, and I'd be dead..."

After Li Siyuan's reminder, Lin Chen noticed that he seemed to have blocked the 400 camera for the whole process just now.

Lin Chen glanced at Li Siyuan, then pointed to the camera on his chest, and smiled awkwardly.

"When I went in, I forgot to turn off this thing..."

Li Siyuan was petrified when he heard this.

"?????!"

He thought that the scene just now was only seen by Lin Chen, those few staff members and the elder brother.

But I didn't expect Lin Chen to turn on the camera!

This is really a complete social death!

At this moment, Li Siyuan wanted to die.

Isn't this losing my wife and losing my army!

Lin Chen really didn't mean it this time.

When entering the toilet, and when looking for Li Siyuan, he deliberately covered the camera.

It's just that the scene just now really surprised Lin Chen.

Lin Chen also acted subconsciously.

But Lin Chen's carelessness added another piece of today's popular material.

After Wang Yang defecated indiscriminately, Li Siyuan also did not back down and tried SHI by himself.

Some netizens even edited the two clips and stitched them together.

At first glance, there is really no sense of disobedience.

Because of this day, the direction of the entire program was completely degraded.

But in this matter, Wang Yang is the happiest.

Originally, he was responsible for all the jokes today.

But on the way, Li Siyuan and his group of dark horses were killed to help him share the damage.

Finally, I don't have to face it alone.

After Lin Chen and Li Siyuan finished eating, they were already eight.

It was getting late, Lin Chen was going to go back with Li Siyuan.

But Li Siyuan proposed to go to another place.

After the two got into the car, they drove for about 20 minutes before arriving at the place Li Siyuan mentioned.

Lin Chen got out of the car and saw that it was a dilapidated commercial street.

There are all kinds of fireworks in the shops on this street.

Seeing this, Lin Chen couldn't help being a little surprised.

He didn't expect Yanjing to have a place selling fireworks.

An ordinance was issued a long time ago that fireworks and firecrackers are prohibited in cities.

Even on holidays, in places like Yanjing, there are no fireworks.

No one set off fireworks, so naturally no one would buy them.

Lin Chen didn't expect that there were shops selling fireworks like this in Yanjing.

At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all surprised when they saw this.

"Fuck? There is such a place in Yanjing?!!"

"I thought there was no place selling fireworks in Yanjing. I haven't bought fireworks for a long time..."

"When I was a child, what I looked forward to most during the Chinese New Year was fireworks. After the city banned fireworks and firecrackers, I felt that the Chinese New Year was boring.

"That's right, there is no way to set off fireworks and firecrackers for weddings and new store openings, and the lively atmosphere is gone.

Seeing the fireworks, netizens are also very nostalgic.

Lin Chen and Li Siyuan came to a slightly larger shop.

Then Li Siyuan talked with the merchant.

"Boss, do you have that kind of piupiupiu?"

After the boss heard this, he shook his head and said.

"There is no piupiupiu now, and this kind of ones sell well now."

As he spoke, he handed Li Siyuan a firework.

Judging from the appearance, I don't even know what effect it points out.

At this moment, just listen to what the boss said.

"This kind of BoomjiuBoomjiu is fun."